Are you on your way to meet your source about the secret cheat codes for the new Assassin’s Creed video game?
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What a toolbag. He’s probably getting his case of energy drinks and amphetamine so he can go home and finish his monthlong WoW binge.
December 8th, 2010
Enough with posting the fully clothed goth/metal heads, kay? Doesn’t quite belong here. Assassin’s Creed? At least he’s outside and not locked away playing WoW.
I don’t think this guy was hugged enough when he was a kid..
Makes me want to read his shirt
….he’s almost up to level 147 on his game!
“my lvl 98 wizard would esily destroy your lvl 98 archmage”
At least he’s fully clothed .. Dont really see the problem with this one..
No tits hanging out.
No ass crack showing
no animal print
no weird tattoos
seems okay, just loves the color black.
Altair, this is your target. Watch out, Wal-Mart has top notch security.
My question is: Why are clothes like these manufactured in the first place? Are there THAT many pathetic people out there that would make it a profitable business?
What a schmuck!
He’s probably texting his mom to come pick him up.
I think I know what he’s texting…”come to the Dark Side, it’s located near frozen food”.
Don’t blame the guy in black……BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like his hat…Is that a smiley face pin on there?..lol
wonder if he will end up running into something if he keeps on looking down @ his game
For those of you who are stupid and think he is texting that is definitely a PSP he is holding.
His shirt says “WARNING! THE HORRIFYING THEME OF THIS GAME MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN… AND COWARDS”
You know this guy doesn’t get laid!
“Hi Raymond. This is your GPS. The person that is in front of you is called a “woman”. Follow her to the frozen pizza section for next month’s dinners”
Nothing wrong here………..he is probably just texting one of his many girlfriends.
Mom, I told you to get the SUPREME Red Baron pizzas! I’m busy chatting to DarkLord142093 about our Starcraft 2 strategy!
a bit concerning that the word ‘children’ is on his shirt
@ PAW..Why?? He’ll never have any dressed like that
Tomorrow is the release date for that new video game – so just 23 hours left to hang around Wal-mart.
His mom is buying him Hot Pockets and TV dinners so he can get the most playtime possible.
The yellow circle on his cap replaced the tin foil hat he used to wear.
That does it. I’m not only building the moat, I’m putting alligators in it.
Another “insert, local community college name here” Graduate, READY to FACE the tough world, in an up and comming climb to be at the TOP of “his or hers” class!
Another “insert local community college name here” GRADUATE. READY to take on the challenge of the REAL world!
@WALLBOY…did you finish Jr High? Just asking
To Be Me
I think the really remarkable thing about this pic is the hat. What are the long dangley things on it? Chin strap?
He believes the tentacles of his hat hold special powers.
He wants to look like a bad guy because bad guys wear black,
What does this have to do with Assassin’s Creed?
That hat is from a popular video game, Kingdom Hearts.
This poor guy is just a avid gamer.
Stop pickin’ on me because I’m a geek! I’m strange to you, you’re strange to me! Well, one of these days I’m gonna pack heat; your brains on the wall, my face, my face on tv!
One word for this… VIRGIN…
One word for this…. “VIRGIN”
It’s a Heartless hat… from Kingdom Hearts.
If all the energy spent in avoiding reality/ie. “Adult Responsibility” was put to work in the real world, cancer would have been cured decades ago, bin Laden would have been found ditto, and litter would no longer be a problem. But then again, why bother to leave behind a prolonged adolescence when it’s so easy to stay at “Sugar Mountain” (see: Neil Young) a little bit longer, and then a little bit longer, and then a little bit longer more thanks to a popular culture that actively discourages “growing up” because grownups don’t buy horkin’ loads of absurd clothes, video games, Lady GaGa concert tickets, and rap CDs – thus supporting a vast network of ephemera merchants?
I am sure the woman in front will be running the “Please God” loop through her thoughts all the way back to the car …
@ OONE — once again, you hit the nail squarely on the head. And you’ll probably get a whole bunch of “thumbs down” from all the 20-somethings (and 30-somethings?) who don’t want to leave their little happy land where everybody wears costumes and dances around and has merry fun because they’ve decided to spend their entire life avoiding reality.
AND WHAT THE EFF IS IT WITH ALL O’ Y’ALL WHO THINK THAT ONLY EXPOSED ASS CRACKS AND MULLETS BELONG HERE? ALL HAIL OONE!!!
Wonder if he’s an American visiting Canada EH?
Heartless Hat FTW!!
Its an emo bunny
December 9th, 2010
does this hat/button/shirt/jacket/belt/pants/shoes make my mom look like Owen’s mom from “throw momma from the train?”
Is that his mother in front of him? lol
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
i believe his hat is merchandise from the video game kingdom of hearts
(._.) the only good place to where one of those are at anime cons…..please dont ask how i know this ……..
WARNING! THE HORRIFYING THEME OF THIS GAME MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN… AND COWARDS” …
I know that kid! Hahahahaha!
His tshirt is a giveaway for the game Splatterhouse…
Dude. I think you’re a little old to be playing video games at the check-out while mommy pays for the groceries. Though clearly she still needs to dress you. It looks like you rolled out of bed still wearing your Halloween costume.
wow what ever retard said this was from assassins is the most idiotic person ever
Ass covered, clean, don’t know what his shirt says, but lets give him the benefit of the doubt,…looks fine to me. Some of you on here get too ass crazy over the simplest of shit.
Good thing this kid didn’t have a zit or old “oona” a few posts up would of busted a nut all over his keyboard.
He’s not blending in too well.
” my level 90 wizard just summoned the the beast of black denim and pustulous warts to slay your level 90 goat whore! be vanquished master of goat vaginas!
step away from the video games son!
I had to check to see where this one’s from, and it says “Canada”. This very well could be my hometown. Too bad the source wasn’t more specific.
December 10th, 2010
This guy obviously didn’t get beat up enough in school
With all the hidden comments, it seems a few goth/gamer dorks got pissed off at this XD
Up there is why anyone who just enjoys video games gets funny looks.
Do any of you even know the Assassin’s Creed game? The main character, Altair, wears WHITE clothes, not black.
I am sorry all you haters don’t like that he dresses how he wants to, no matter what you think.
Tell me… What is the meaning of life? Everyone’s version or idea on this subject is different save for one thing. Be happy. Right? So if this guy likes how he dresses and likes how he lives his life, and he is happy, who are you to judge him? Also on the subject of judgment. 75 percent of U.S. adults read the Bible. If you are part of this percentage and are active in any way or form in the faith of the words of the Bible then you also know that you are not to judge.
Need I say more? You people sicken me.
haha total gamer dork
Dude is totally wearing a heartless hat from kingdom hearts. I bet he got it at an anime convention while awaiting his D&D game >.>
December 11th, 2010
I’d hit it.
December 13th, 2010
What’s greater than the POWM? Seeing someone you know featured on POWM.
Chuckie T. unchanged in ten years lol!
December 30th, 2010
I mean, I play games… MMOs even… but this, this monster…
I can’t even… there are at least a few of us who are some shade of “normal”, but THIS…
What is going on with the hat/hair… and the… ah, screw it.
January 2nd, 2011
@AZRIEL (probably the name of your WoW character)
Welcome to the internet, buddy. Get used to it. Let’s see… you’re getting mad that a site called “peopleofwalmart” is judging people?
Do you know what blog you’re on? You know, the one based off of judging others? Log back into WoW and shut up…
I need someone to quest with.
HAHAHAHA i go to school with this kid hes a such a loner lives by himself now cause his mom kicked em out for dropping out of school HAH
Assassin’s Creed? He’s wearing a heartless hat. Hello, It’s Kingdom Hearts. FAIL!!
January 3rd, 2011
you people are seriously mean i mean get a life making fun of some one who like’s to wear black i bet u all have some stupid shit u did in ur life , going to walmart is one
January 23rd, 2011
i know this guy !
this is in Alberta
Rofl, this guy lives down the street from me.
Was a Freshman when I was a Senior in highschool.
January 24th, 2011
I actually know this guy in real life. haha. I’m not even kidding.
Oddly, I know this guy and hes pretty cool.
February 4th, 2011
LOL Hes wearing a Shadow(Kingdom Hearts) hat.
February 25th, 2011
Actually if you knew anything about theology. The name “Azriel” is a variation of “Azrael” The angel of death. Seemed fitting since you are going against the teachings you most likely follow.
I am not angry or upset. I am pointing out a simple fact. Do as you please, but know you as well as everyone else here is not following the teachings of Jesus and the holy Father.
April 9th, 2011
That’s my brother…. He a cosplayer… duh…
January 20th, 2012