December 9th, 2010
The Street Fighter
You know what they called guys like this back in 1987? Well, I don’t know what the equivalent to “douche” was back then, but I’m sure that’s what they would have called him.
Virginia
The Street Fighter,
You know what they called guys like this back in 1987? Well, I don’t know what the equivalent to “douche” was back then, but I’m sure that’s what they would have called him.
Virginia
The Street Fighter,
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What the hell is going on with his hair ?!?
December 9th, 2010
nice mullet….NOT
December 9th, 2010
Oh the hair pulse it all together…I wonder if be ever uses a mirror……
December 9th, 2010
neo-zoom maxi dweebie .. or a feeb….
December 9th, 2010
…SINCE “JOE DIRT” DIDN’T EXIST YET.I’M THINKIN’ THE SAME AS YOU,”WHAT A DOUCHE!…”
December 9th, 2010
Looks like the only thing this guy fought was the box crusher in back…. AND HE LOST!
December 9th, 2010
OOoo(Now wonders if “douche” existed back then)ooOO …. well if so Masengill take him AWAY!
December 9th, 2010
neo-zoom maxi dweebie or a feeb 0.o
December 9th, 2010
So, we finally know what Punky Brewster’s real dad looks like.
December 9th, 2010
“Is this WalMart or the unemployment office?”
December 9th, 2010
…I STAND CORRECTED…THIS DUDE IS A NERD TRYIN’ TO BE A DOUCHE!…
December 9th, 2010
LMAO…this dumbass must have lost dare!!
December 9th, 2010
aaaand now I have the Street Fighter menu music in my head. Thanks guys!
December 9th, 2010
He reminds me of a white version of Jazz, Will Smith’s friend on Fresh Prince of Bel Air
December 9th, 2010
I don’t get it. Is that not a perfectly acceptable getup?
December 9th, 2010
One word describes it all. Drugs. Notice he’s at the pharmacy looking like he’s at McDonald’s trying to figure out which value meal he wants.
December 9th, 2010
Bro, hot topic is that way *points* and my sister wants her pants back.
December 9th, 2010
In 1987 he probably would have been called “sick”…He’s definitely not “sick” by today’s use of the word, however…
December 9th, 2010
Clearly he requires medication. That would explain EVERYTHING!
December 9th, 2010
“Hey baby, you likin what you’re seeing in these purple jeans?”
December 9th, 2010
my wife saw this and said, i bet the ladies have to hold themselves back.
December 9th, 2010
Wow, he’s a nerd, douche, and hipster all in one. I never imagined that could be possible…
December 9th, 2010
Anyone who knows me knows….I want those shoes. And they will know it’s me if they read this.
Currently wearing pink Diesels with silver trim.
December 9th, 2010
Gnarly, duude.
December 9th, 2010
i am having flashbacks to the 9th grade…
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, “B”. “A”, start!
Now, who here “cheated” by throwing someone while the opponenet was blocking?
December 9th, 2010
looks like a Guile”s gay brother sporting a gayhawk.
December 9th, 2010
you conservatives are all alike…
December 9th, 2010
Is this a fggots wet dream –just asking
December 9th, 2010
That is what happen when a preservative broke between a dutch bag and a 70′s rocker. jajajaajaj
December 9th, 2010
His hair looks like shit. I wonder if he knows his “look” doesnt scream stability, knowledge and dependability of character?
December 9th, 2010
5 will get you 10 that five minutes after his friend took this pic and submitted it for him, the guy went home, changed his clothes and trimmed the rest of his hair.
December 9th, 2010
DORK comes to my mind!
December 9th, 2010
Got any medicines back there that would cure a bad hair cut?
December 9th, 2010
You can tell by the way he is standing, he thinks he’s cool.
December 9th, 2010
I believe the 80s word you are looking for is DWEEB!
December 9th, 2010
you and Imelda Marcos…..
December 9th, 2010
Oh Crap… thats my son!
December 9th, 2010
Nah, this would have been one of the cool kids back in the 80s.
December 9th, 2010
Actually, more interested in what you DON’T wear ???
December 9th, 2010
I’m pretty sure we called ‘em douches back then too. We usually used the word “bag” with it though. douche bag. Yep.
Personally I’ve always preferred “numb nuts” for this sort.
December 9th, 2010
Not in her league. Would be if I had her money.
December 9th, 2010
Not much to bed.
December 9th, 2010
We called them dweebs
December 9th, 2010
Sometimes I play peek a boo with my dog Ginger. She likes that game because she thinks I have a hot dog for her! Maybe he is playing peek a boo.
December 9th, 2010
We just had an extra word on it. He would have been a “douche bag.”
December 9th, 2010
he would have been called a douche in ’87 also….
actually, probably a “douche-bag”
December 9th, 2010
I thought that they called them “Off Duty Wal-Mart Employees”…
December 9th, 2010
Awesom shirt. Not awesome hair.
December 9th, 2010
gay much?
December 9th, 2010
They didn’t have hipsters in the 80s and this is a hipster. IE the eventual implosion of trying to look cool, trying to look ugly, and trying to look like you don’t care how you look. They are the result of everyone being desperate to make fun of someone. The douchebag part can’t be confirmed till they open their mouth.
December 9th, 2010
He looks like his hair just kinda fell out like that, so he decided to trim it up and make it look cool. Emphasis on the word TRY.
And in 1987 this guy would have been rad or neato, or even gnarly if you lived in California.
December 9th, 2010
just as i had fantasized about ………. nothing but stilettos and a thong just to be difficult.
December 9th, 2010
Douche-bag was the term used in the 80′s. It just got shortend over the years like everything else. lol
December 9th, 2010
In 1987, this guy would have been called a Dork, Dweeb, or Spaz.
December 9th, 2010
give the guy credit he did get away from playing street fighter 2 on he’s super Nintendo for two seconds so he could match he’s shoes laces to the writing on he’s shirt LOL
December 9th, 2010
Can’t commit to one style, so he went with a mowmullet (mohawk + mullet).
December 9th, 2010
6′ 2″ 185 and …what was that again???
December 9th, 2010
I bet his little sister is at home crying that he took her shoes and pants…
December 9th, 2010
He’s probably picking up his prescription for mange – my friend rescued a dog who had hair just like that…
December 9th, 2010
Ahhh Dooo get! Sonic boom, Blanca…
December 9th, 2010
LMAO!! Oh my god!! I had a dog years ago that had mange, her butt looked just like this guys head!! What an idiot! I can’t believe someone would actually try to look like this on purpose. did a clown puke on his shoes? What kind of mullet is that any way? I can’t recite any words to describe this asshole, he’s in a whole new league!
December 9th, 2010
He says, “Hey Babe, I’m in a 80′s tribute band and we’re playing at the HoJo on Friday Night, wanna come?”
I would say he’s a dorky dweeb spazz douche bag tool with a penchant for Pac-Man memorabilia.
That mange mohawk/mullet has to go!
December 9th, 2010
He’s explaining…… ” the last time I used a sheepskin condom the sheep was still attached “
December 9th, 2010
I was a teen in the 80s and this guy qualifies as a Neomaxizoomdweebie.
December 9th, 2010
Okay Acey come over to my house and explain to my husband why I am screaming and falling off the couch…….too funny
December 9th, 2010
Back in 87 he would have got his ass kicked had he dressed like that.
December 10th, 2010
A lot of us are trying to figure out how to describe his hair. How about…………faux-hawk-interruptous-mullet……whatever it is, it ain’t workin’ for me.
December 10th, 2010
This photo was taken 19 years after Joe Dirt made sweet love to Priscilla, and she immediately developed a smoking/drug/alchohol addiction during her pregnacy, which led her to fall down that flight of stairs sending her into labor only days into her 7th month. Unfortunately the baby didn’t make it and Priscilla’s never been the same.
December 10th, 2010
“Hey lady listen….all I wanted to was take you out to Denny’s or something, you need to lower your standards a little bit, I lowered mine.
December 10th, 2010
My Gaydar is going off the scale..
December 10th, 2010
I didn’t know Mullet Man was a character from Street fighter II.
December 10th, 2010
Back in ’87 we cool kids called them ‘douche-bags’.
December 10th, 2010
The word in 1987 was “poser”…
December 10th, 2010
The term from ’87 that everyone is forgetting but works perfectly on this clown is “dickweed”
December 10th, 2010
The pharmacist called me a hipster doofus. Am I a hipster doofus?
December 10th, 2010
holy shit i have seen some poor hair cuts but they all look great compared to his!
December 10th, 2010
You obviously know nothing about 1987. I I was there, and it was a different world in the 80s. Jimmy Carter was president, and Ronald Reagan was just a twinkle in Sarah Palin’s eye.
This is Kevin Costner. He was playing a bodyguard to a famous film star who was played by Mariah Carey. The guy was undercover, so he had to dress like a fan. This is what we looked like.
I loved this movie. Kevin dropped the ring in Mariah’s pocket, and then he drowned in the freezing cold waters while he was waiting for Bruce Willis to come and rescue them in his helicopter.
He stopped and slowly turned in slo-mo. And through the rain, Mariah saw that he was saying “I love you, Shauna” (Shauna was Mariah’s name in this movie. She was supposed to be Irish).
He was dressed just like this. And he turned me on.
And by the way, just in case you think I am gay: I am straight. I am very straight.
Tonight, Brad Pitt wanted to fellate me. I was thinking of telling him to tell his wife to do it instead. But then I thought of her big lips and what she had probably been doing with them.
So I chose Avril Lavigne instead. I just could not imagine her sucking Tommy Lee’s cock. But it turns out that Avril was sucking Michelle Obama’s clitoris that night, errrr…..I mean tonight,
FML
December 10th, 2010
ugly hair .
December 10th, 2010
EVeryone looked like a douche in 1987! That was the style: asymetrical haicuts, the “David Bowie” (God-dammit that was a mullet!), and neon bright clothes with giant designs. Good times in spite of the uglies!
December 11th, 2010
We used the term “douche-bag” back in 1987. We 80′s kids INVENTED the use of “douche-bag” to describe a person.
December 11th, 2010
Definately had douchebags back in the 80′s and he would have been classed as one of the cool kids not a douchebag!
December 11th, 2010
the word in the 70′s would have been “queer bait”
December 12th, 2010
“Umm, yeah, lemme get the Razzlin’ Wild Banana Berry flavor . .. it’s easier to digest.”
December 12th, 2010
The 80′s Called They Want Their Shit Back!!!
December 13th, 2010
I think who ever does his hair should be drawn and quartered in front of every other hair stylist to teach them a lesson
December 15th, 2010
In 1987 he would have been called a “neomaxizoomedweebie”
December 17th, 2010
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December 20th, 2010
I think he may have been called a “Spaz” in ’87. I was 6 yrs old then so not sure, but I’m trying to think back to all of my fave 80′s movies like Teen Witch, Can’t Buy Me Love, The Breakfast Club, etc. And I’m gonna have to say Spaz or Dork, like for sure.
December 21st, 2010
Groove is in the heart……..
December 22nd, 2010
THATS MY FREAKING COUSIN! lmfao.
now i knwo what to talk about when the family gets together…
December 26th, 2010
“Hey Babe…* as he adjusts his stance… “got Pop Rocks?”.
January 1st, 2011
In 87 the word for douche was douche. The whole douche thing is a throw back term from the eighties, pretty much like everything else hipster culture has introduced to the world.
January 2nd, 2011
He’s looking for a job at Walmart.
February 4th, 2011
The word for that in 1987 would have simply been “faggot”
February 17th, 2011
http://abhorant.deviantart.com/#/d3hwf7p I think he’s pretty alright
June 2nd, 2011
Is this the cough syrup clinic?
September 12th, 2011
Wow, everyone here is an incompetent douchebag.
That’s my best friend, and he is addicted to the 80′s, new wave, and nintendo.
Not a hipster or a douchebag.
Does alot of drugs and wears what he digs.
I guess everyone here is an elitist bigot.
Yet you most likely shop at Wal-Mart
And yes, he most likely is getting Promy or Cody
September 13th, 2011
look i know this kid hahaha surprisingly hes not gay and hes a veegan dont get me wrong hes weird but thats him he dosent do drugs which surprises me too lol its just him lol
November 26th, 2011
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