December 8th, 2010
Secret Santa
Dear Santa, don’t listen to Emmit Smith. Just For Men Beard Color is a joke; embrace the white! Also, your elf just made my 6 year old self shit it’s pants.
Ohio
Secret Santa,
Dear Santa, don’t listen to Emmit Smith. Just For Men Beard Color is a joke; embrace the white! Also, your elf just made my 6 year old self shit it’s pants.
Ohio
Secret Santa,
46 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sorry to say, this is not abnormal for OHIO. Scary isn’t it?
December 8th, 2010
Pedofile Santa’s back!
December 8th, 2010
The mall in town wouldn’t hire this Santa and his elf, but Wal-mart said “Can you start today?”
December 8th, 2010
I dont see whats so wrong with this picture. Come on pow you can do better!
December 8th, 2010
I dont think I really wanna know why “santa” has his hands inside his bibs. Good thing they are in the frozen food isle…lol
December 8th, 2010
Looks like everyone’s neighbors, except for the headgear. And this time of year, we should all wear Santa hats. Somebody’s gotta cheer up the country.
December 8th, 2010
Looks more like DIRTY SANTA to me!!!!!!!
December 8th, 2010
The real-life “Mucous Family Reunion”
December 8th, 2010
Zombie Mr. and Mrs. Claus, rulers of the Land of Misfit Toys.
December 8th, 2010
Yep. Those two are misfits if I’ve eve seen em. The one woman is even scratching her head wondering.
December 8th, 2010
The lady on the left’s head is about the size of an orange, otherwise not a very unusual pic…
December 8th, 2010
Is that Captain Spaulding with a beard?
December 8th, 2010
“its”
December 8th, 2010
OMG Is he playing pocket pool?!
December 8th, 2010
It’s the cast for “A Very Special Crystal Meth Christmas”.
December 8th, 2010
Redneck Inbred Santa!!
December 8th, 2010
It’s the cast of “A Very Special Crystal Meth Christmas”.
December 8th, 2010
Just forget about your list this year, don’t sit on this guy’s lap – run kids, run!
December 8th, 2010
The girl and the Mom went to the store and they think they see Santa but it is only someone dressed up. But it is still fun anyway.
December 8th, 2010
Looks like a cast call for Devil’s Rejects 2.
December 8th, 2010
Unfortunately, this picture was taken last June…
December 8th, 2010
his cheeks and jolliness will brighten up when they hit the whiskey aisle.
December 8th, 2010
You can tell by the facial expression of the guy that a silly Christmas request has been made…….
Grandma you want what for Christmas? Look I know I look like Santa but really you need to talk to Grandpa about that….
December 8th, 2010
Wow, PoWM’s person doesn’t know whether his/her kids is a girl or a boy? That must mean that the child is a wal-creature! Yikes!
December 8th, 2010
Didn’t know “Glamor Shots” worked on location ?
December 8th, 2010
“Uncle Jessie, remember we need to get Bo and Luke some more stuff for flaming arrows.”
December 8th, 2010
Christmas in Hillbilly Hollow.
December 8th, 2010
Your kid is of indeterminate gender?
December 8th, 2010
Wonder which toy line that elf works on?
December 8th, 2010
Apologies for the double post.
December 8th, 2010
Santas elves sure aint starving………
December 8th, 2010
I don’t think I want to sit on this Santas lap, and his elf scares the bejesus out of me!
December 9th, 2010
Oh shit! The Hatfields and the McCoys just crossed paths in Wal-Mart and both sides are wearing their colors. HILLBILLY GANG WAR!!!!
December 9th, 2010
This is dumb. It’s just fat people wearing holiday hats. What’s the big deal?
December 9th, 2010
Christmas time can be so ugly in america
December 9th, 2010
Meeting of the minds!
December 9th, 2010
…”WHY YOU TWO LOOKIN’ AT ME LIKE THAT?…YOU HEARD ME…6FT TALL LATINO WITH A BIG STIFFY & CAN GO ALL NIGHT LONG!…GET A MOVE ON…CHOP CHOP!…SEE YAZ AT CHRISTMAS W/MY BOY TOY!…AND BRING ONE FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER!…THANK YOU,SANTA & MRS. CLAUS…”
December 9th, 2010
Every white trash trailer park needs a “secret” santa and his elf.
December 9th, 2010
“It’s”
“It’s?” Really? Your six year old is an IT, not a HE or a SHE?
Nevermind that when it’s the possessive form of IT, there’s no apostrophe.
The only time you use the apostrophe is when you’re shortening IT IS (to it’s).
You PoWM guys used to be the best caption writers. I still laugh at “Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet….”. THAT was funny.
snalarfusus, rabbeldasher!
December 9th, 2010
Grammar cop you will have a hard life hanging around here……we don’t care nothin’ about no gramer or speling. But I agree about past captions.
December 9th, 2010
ah, hahaha. the caption was as funny as the picture!
December 9th, 2010
Wow, I can’t believe how many people on this page failed to accurately read and understand “my six-year-old self”
December 9th, 2010
@FALCONV6 Don’t think she’s scratching her head, think she’s picking bugs out of her hair and offering them to the S&M Santa Claus and his trusty dominatrix…
December 9th, 2010
i would have thought Kentucky myself!
December 9th, 2010
It’s a duke’s of hazard christmas ol uncle jesse
December 14th, 2010
Did they call their 6 yr old an IT in the comment? LOL
December 21st, 2010
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