Dear Santa, don’t listen to Emmit Smith. Just For Men Beard Color is a joke; embrace the white! Also, your elf just made my 6 year old self shit it’s pants.
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Sorry to say, this is not abnormal for OHIO. Scary isn’t it?
December 8th, 2010
Pedofile Santa’s back!
The mall in town wouldn’t hire this Santa and his elf, but Wal-mart said “Can you start today?”
I dont see whats so wrong with this picture. Come on pow you can do better!
I dont think I really wanna know why “santa” has his hands inside his bibs. Good thing they are in the frozen food isle…lol
Looks like everyone’s neighbors, except for the headgear. And this time of year, we should all wear Santa hats. Somebody’s gotta cheer up the country.
Looks more like DIRTY SANTA to me!!!!!!!
The real-life “Mucous Family Reunion”
Zombie Mr. and Mrs. Claus, rulers of the Land of Misfit Toys.
Yep. Those two are misfits if I’ve eve seen em. The one woman is even scratching her head wondering.
The lady on the left’s head is about the size of an orange, otherwise not a very unusual pic…
Is that Captain Spaulding with a beard?
OMG Is he playing pocket pool?!
It’s the cast for “A Very Special Crystal Meth Christmas”.
Redneck Inbred Santa!!
It’s the cast of “A Very Special Crystal Meth Christmas”.
Just forget about your list this year, don’t sit on this guy’s lap – run kids, run!
The girl and the Mom went to the store and they think they see Santa but it is only someone dressed up. But it is still fun anyway.
Looks like a cast call for Devil’s Rejects 2.
Unfortunately, this picture was taken last June…
his cheeks and jolliness will brighten up when they hit the whiskey aisle.
You can tell by the facial expression of the guy that a silly Christmas request has been made…….
Grandma you want what for Christmas? Look I know I look like Santa but really you need to talk to Grandpa about that….
Wow, PoWM’s person doesn’t know whether his/her kids is a girl or a boy? That must mean that the child is a wal-creature! Yikes!
Didn’t know “Glamor Shots” worked on location ?
“Uncle Jessie, remember we need to get Bo and Luke some more stuff for flaming arrows.”
Christmas in Hillbilly Hollow.
Your kid is of indeterminate gender?
Wonder which toy line that elf works on?
Apologies for the double post.
Santas elves sure aint starving………
To Be Me
I don’t think I want to sit on this Santas lap, and his elf scares the bejesus out of me!
December 9th, 2010
Oh shit! The Hatfields and the McCoys just crossed paths in Wal-Mart and both sides are wearing their colors. HILLBILLY GANG WAR!!!!
This is dumb. It’s just fat people wearing holiday hats. What’s the big deal?
Christmas time can be so ugly in america
Meeting of the minds!
…”WHY YOU TWO LOOKIN’ AT ME LIKE THAT?…YOU HEARD ME…6FT TALL LATINO WITH A BIG STIFFY & CAN GO ALL NIGHT LONG!…GET A MOVE ON…CHOP CHOP!…SEE YAZ AT CHRISTMAS W/MY BOY TOY!…AND BRING ONE FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER!…THANK YOU,SANTA & MRS. CLAUS…”
Every white trash trailer park needs a “secret” santa and his elf.
“It’s?” Really? Your six year old is an IT, not a HE or a SHE?
Nevermind that when it’s the possessive form of IT, there’s no apostrophe.
The only time you use the apostrophe is when you’re shortening IT IS (to it’s).
You PoWM guys used to be the best caption writers. I still laugh at “Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet….”. THAT was funny.
Grammar cop you will have a hard life hanging around here……we don’t care nothin’ about no gramer or speling. But I agree about past captions.
ah, hahaha. the caption was as funny as the picture!
Wow, I can’t believe how many people on this page failed to accurately read and understand “my six-year-old self”
@FALCONV6 Don’t think she’s scratching her head, think she’s picking bugs out of her hair and offering them to the S&M Santa Claus and his trusty dominatrix…
i would have thought Kentucky myself!
It’s a duke’s of hazard christmas ol uncle jesse
December 14th, 2010
Did they call their 6 yr old an IT in the comment? LOL
December 21st, 2010