Secret Santa



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Dear Santa, don’t listen to Emmit Smith. Just For Men Beard Color is a joke; embrace the white! Also, your elf just made my 6 year old self shit it’s pants.

Ohio

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  1. vomiting eyes

    Sorry to say, this is not abnormal for OHIO. Scary isn’t it?

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    December 8th, 2010

  2. Kurt

    Pedofile Santa’s back!

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    December 8th, 2010

  3. Jen

    The mall in town wouldn’t hire this Santa and his elf, but Wal-mart said “Can you start today?”

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  4. Jennifer

    I dont see whats so wrong with this picture. Come on pow you can do better!

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    December 8th, 2010

  5. deb812

    I dont think I really wanna know why “santa” has his hands inside his bibs. Good thing they are in the frozen food isle…lol

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  6. verbatim

    Looks like everyone’s neighbors, except for the headgear. And this time of year, we should all wear Santa hats. Somebody’s gotta cheer up the country.

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  7. Looks more like DIRTY SANTA to me!!!!!!!

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  8. K-Dog

    The real-life “Mucous Family Reunion”

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  9. beeJay

    Zombie Mr. and Mrs. Claus, rulers of the Land of Misfit Toys.

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  10. falconv6

    Yep. Those two are misfits if I’ve eve seen em. The one woman is even scratching her head wondering.

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  11. Barb

    The lady on the left’s head is about the size of an orange, otherwise not a very unusual pic…

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  12. Jason M.

    Is that Captain Spaulding with a beard?

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  13. “its”

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  14. disgusted

    OMG Is he playing pocket pool?!

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  15. Rufus

    It’s the cast for “A Very Special Crystal Meth Christmas”.

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  16. UTAHRD

    Redneck Inbred Santa!!

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  17. rufus

    It’s the cast of “A Very Special Crystal Meth Christmas”.

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  18. Jen

    Just forget about your list this year, don’t sit on this guy’s lap – run kids, run!

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  19. popanator

    The girl and the Mom went to the store and they think they see Santa but it is only someone dressed up. But it is still fun anyway.

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  20. Zig

    Looks like a cast call for Devil’s Rejects 2.

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  21. Yudunno Jack

    Unfortunately, this picture was taken last June…

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  22. drew247

    his cheeks and jolliness will brighten up when they hit the whiskey aisle.

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  23. midnightguy

    You can tell by the facial expression of the guy that a silly Christmas request has been made…….

    Grandma you want what for Christmas? Look I know I look like Santa but really you need to talk to Grandpa about that….

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  24. Lewie

    Wow, PoWM’s person doesn’t know whether his/her kids is a girl or a boy? That must mean that the child is a wal-creature! Yikes!

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  25. forbidmenot

    Didn’t know “Glamor Shots” worked on location ?

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  26. Bobby

    “Uncle Jessie, remember we need to get Bo and Luke some more stuff for flaming arrows.”

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  27. Roberta

    Christmas in Hillbilly Hollow.

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  28. why

    Your kid is of indeterminate gender?

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  29. vomit knife

    Wonder which toy line that elf works on?

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  30. rufus

    Apologies for the double post.

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  31. Bud

    Santas elves sure aint starving………

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  32. To Be Me

    I don’t think I want to sit on this Santas lap, and his elf scares the bejesus out of me!

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    December 9th, 2010

  33. wallbie

    Oh shit! The Hatfields and the McCoys just crossed paths in Wal-Mart and both sides are wearing their colors. HILLBILLY GANG WAR!!!!

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  34. nothanks

    This is dumb. It’s just fat people wearing holiday hats. What’s the big deal?

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  35. ugliesoftheworld.blogspot

    Christmas time can be so ugly in america

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  36. AL

    Meeting of the minds!

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  37. GREGORY HIGGINS

    …”WHY YOU TWO LOOKIN’ AT ME LIKE THAT?…YOU HEARD ME…6FT TALL LATINO WITH A BIG STIFFY & CAN GO ALL NIGHT LONG!…GET A MOVE ON…CHOP CHOP!…SEE YAZ AT CHRISTMAS W/MY BOY TOY!…AND BRING ONE FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER!…THANK YOU,SANTA & MRS. CLAUS…”

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  38. courtney

    Every white trash trailer park needs a “secret” santa and his elf.

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  39. Grammar Cop

    “It’s”

    “It’s?” Really? Your six year old is an IT, not a HE or a SHE?

    Nevermind that when it’s the possessive form of IT, there’s no apostrophe.

    The only time you use the apostrophe is when you’re shortening IT IS (to it’s).

    You PoWM guys used to be the best caption writers. I still laugh at “Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet….”. THAT was funny.

    snalarfusus, rabbeldasher!

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  40. fader

    Grammar cop you will have a hard life hanging around here……we don’t care nothin’ about no gramer or speling. But I agree about past captions.

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  41. Carter Burger

    ah, hahaha. the caption was as funny as the picture!

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  42. Console Cowboy

    Wow, I can’t believe how many people on this page failed to accurately read and understand “my six-year-old self”

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  43. Alice B

    @FALCONV6 Don’t think she’s scratching her head, think she’s picking bugs out of her hair and offering them to the S&M Santa Claus and his trusty dominatrix…

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  44. billybob

    i would have thought Kentucky myself!

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  45. ace13245

    It’s a duke’s of hazard christmas ol uncle jesse

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    December 14th, 2010

  46. NimicJDM

    Did they call their 6 yr old an IT in the comment? LOL

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    December 21st, 2010

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