Inside The Mind Of A PoWM



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I’m not sure which part of this list found at Walmart makes me more angry: The absolutely ATROCIOUS spelling or the fact that they crossed out the Captain! Not cool.

South Dakota

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  1. Sammeh

    Great, now I want cereal.

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  2. Maningrey22

    TOCO Shells… LMAO…. I think I peed a little

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  3. BLuTink

    Capton Crunch ANYONE… REALLY anyone??

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  4. Looks like someone is planning a Tea Party!

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  5. Michele

    Hahaha, wow… but just a guess, they crossed out Captain cuz they already had it in the cart when they lost the list? LOL

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  6. late knight

    it would appear the only thing they picked up would be captain crunch.

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  7. BLuTink

    Sweet + Ion…sounds like a new roid creme.

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  8. hazelmoffet

    Behold the power of marketing! Pretty much the only things that are spelled correctly are the name brand items.

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  9. RedShirtWalking

    I love the spelling of mayonaise! LMAO

    MANEIS

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  10. BLuTink

    hahahaha QUICK TRIP….good luck with that at Wally World.

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  11. JTinSLC

    Considering it is South Dakota that spelling isn’t too bad.

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  12. M2

    What the heck is ‘scoope?’

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  13. MeliRae

    Ok this person needs some higher education. It looks like my 5yr old attempted to write my grocery list. Wow!!!!! also I can not figure out what some of the items are even suppose to be with the hore sh!t spelling.

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  14. Emily

    This is an excellent list of foods NOT to eat. Obviously regular consumption of them causes brain damage.

    What kind of meat does a Sand Witch eat? hmmm

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  15. Rob

    Please tell me that “maneis” is not supposed to be “mayonnaise?”

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  16. GH in B-Lo

    Maneis, ROFL!!!

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  17. BLuTink

    @Emily a ManWich! :P

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  18. Chipmunk

    Their food pyramid must look more like a food circle.

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  19. Oh Maaaaaaaaaaaa.

    Can you remember to put more MANEIS on my SANDWITCH MEAT next time please??

    Love, Pa

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  20. james856

    garlic bread bought at any store let alone walmart is therefore not homemade!

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  21. Hilarious!!

    This is freaking hilarious! Those “alepenos” are going to go GREAT on the “toco shells” :-D

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  22. Megan

    it took me about 5 minutes to figure out what ‘maneis’ was! the person that wrote this list shouldn’t even be allowed out in public.

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  23. julie

    I WISH I could see the creator of this list.

    My vison….
    Single, overweight male, dirty jeans, greasy grease ball hairstyle (not even cool enough for a mullet), boots, and something on his body is camo (hat, shirt, boots, bandana etc.)

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  24. MEOW MIX

    whew weeee BOY OH BOY
    …somebody is gonna be bowing down to the porcelean throne after this shin-dig.

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  25. Marijane83

    Alepenos = Jalepenos
    This has got to be a Mexicans shopping list. Bad spelling and tacos on the list. I am just hoping that all these topping aren’t going in a Taco shell or on a cracker.

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  26. julie

    *vision

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  27. Andrea- Michigan

    Wow, this fell out of a motorized cart too didn’t it.

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  28. MEOW MIX

    We shops at Wall Marts…. Tah heel wifh Shpelin’

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  29. derwunderkind

    Nope. The Cap’n Crunch was first, priority-wise. Once this was accomplished, who needs poteos, or maneis for a sandwitch?

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  30. Crackas! LMFAO

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  31. They crossed out the “Capton,” so it’s okay. Now if it had been the Capitan, we’d have a problem.
    Or, to spell it in ways that the list writer would understand:
    Thiy crost out the Capton, so its ok. Now if it waz ben the cappitane, we wuls haz a prrobleem.

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  32. McRibisBack

    This isn’t funny… this is just sad. … depressingly sad.

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  33. Bob

    They crossed out Capton Crunch because it tears up the roov uf there mooth

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  34. fader

    Choose a picture from this site, Any picture. THAT’S who wrote it.

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  35. marco p

    they couldnt even spell monies correctly…wow

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  36. Leah

    @ Marijane83: If it was a Mexican’s spelling list, wouldn’t they know how to spell jalapenos?
    Also, it took me forever to figure out what “Maneis” was supposed to be. This is probably about the closest we’ll ever get to a glimpse inside a Wal-creature’s mind.

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  37. William

    Tea Party Convention in town? Stock up at Wal*Mart. You Betcha!

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  38. Tom

    You think they mix the alepenos with the Veleta to put on they’re tocos?

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  39. Peewee92003

    maneis?? really?? We all know it’s maynaze. Idiot!!

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  40. Jeffiner

    Got some creatiff spellin goin on there, huh?

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  41. Wes

    Is this a grocery list or the Surgeon General’s list of banned foods? I don’t think the Sweet and Low and Diet Coke is going to keep those calories under 2,000/day.

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  42. Sweet-n-Low? Seriously? THAT is gonna undo all of this?!

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  43. cultureshock

    Call it a hunch, but I bet they paid with food stamps.

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  44. Me

    They crossed out Capton Crunch cause Wally world was out of it! Everything on the shelf said Captain Crunch they didn’t make the connection!!!!! LMAO

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  45. Bob

    @Fader, The fact that “Diet Coke” is on the list narrows it down a lot!

    Most of the people pictured on this site don’t drink “DIET” anything.

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  46. CJ

    He don’t need no edu-ma-ca-shun.

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  47. CJ

    He don’t need no education.

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  48. tigerlily1027

    Please note: the person has no problem spelling Cheez Whiz. Awesome priorities…

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  49. buck

    Looks kind of like my list use A few key letters in mine southern shorthand.

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  50. Canuckguy

    After 6 months of viewing this site and Poorly Dressed.com , I have come to the conclusion that the USA is in rapid serious decline. So sad. It scares me

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  51. Hawkeman

    “You get me my cheez whiz, boy?”

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  52. Tiffany

    @Trophyguy……..Thank you for clarifying what maneis is. I had no idea…LOL For the life of me I couldn’t figure it out.

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  53. jwinbwd

    After the garlic bread and the “alepenos” on his “toco”, he might just need that “scoope”.

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  54. Me

    This makes me feel ill. And I don’t mean the innutritious items chosen, mind you.

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  55. Colleen

    Hooked on phonics worked for me

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  56. mary

    LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! This is by far the funniest shiz I’ve seen in a while!!!

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  57. JVEEZE

    it’s CAP’N, NOT Captain!!!

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  58. Ann S.

    Love the maneis…… together with the alapenos and the poteos we have a new American classic!

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  59. don

    bad spelling and all, they are going to have fresh breath, if that is what the scope is for.

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  60. popanator

    My sister helped me write a letter to Santa Claus! This is like a letter to Santa Claus.

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  61. fader

    BOB – You are right, except that most “dieters” will eat 5,000 calories and then wash it down with a righteous diet pop. And we do have an assortment of skinny freaks.

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  62. hillbilly girl

    redneck shopping list if ever i saw one LOL

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  63. midnight_shadow04

    I bet that guy has a world class edjumakashun and they’re hooked on fonics as well. hahahahaha!

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  64. Steve

    Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

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  65. What the hell is an “Alepeno”, maybe they need the creamen to put on the poteos. And why do they need Garlic Bread that – or + homemade. maybe they need a scoope for the maneis for that -+ garlic bread to make a sandwich with the sandwitch meat.

    i’m not even gonna touch the toco shells

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  66. fornaxx

    Actually, I have a dyslexic wife, and that’s how she writes, so this list was probably written with a similar disability.

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  67. Lucy

    @Don: I don’t think he wants Scope (mouthwash), I think that was supposed to be Scoops, you know, for his “Velveta” and his “alepenos” . Doesn’t sound like a mouthwash kind of guy (or girl), lol. Poor guy, he probably had NO idea his list was gonna make the internet; he MIGHT have been more careful. Probably not, though.

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  68. Miranda

    Say the 8th word on the list out loud.

    Poteos, I can so imagine them saying it exactly how they spelled it.

    Then you go down the list and find that they spelled Tomato correct.

    Hmmmm

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  69. fader

    Ya know, I guess it doesn’t matter, as long as HE can read it. And get home with all that wonderful junk. Now I need lots of chips and nacho cheese……and Pepsi. NOW.

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  70. shtihl

    he crossed out ‘capton crunch’ cause all they had was CAP”N CRUNCH not captain crunch you morons

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  71. Liquid Beaver

    Items 4, 8, and 10…..

    Jalapenos
    Potatoes
    Mayonnaise

    Hahaha. This list is win.

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  72. EX-CASHIER

    Good Lord. Did this person even go to school?! Gotta love “poteos”. And “maneis” is a future classic.

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  73. Mary

    A salute to our public schools!

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  74. roro

    Fail America’s education system. Then again, last time I was at Wal-Mart the cashier couldn’t count well.

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  75. JRush

    Why’d you steal somebody’s shopping list? LOL

    My mom found one once in the Lingerie and there were $50 in it! She put it the Lost & Found though and is owner claimed it. All good!

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  76. Kurt

    If this person went to school, they probably spent it in a drug filled daze…if they even showed up. How someone with such poor spelling can function in today’s society is beyond me. Can they read?

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  77. Ranscoe

    Gorsh, I forgetted that I had seen I wuz out uh moose turd.

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  78. bjg

    Looks like the my kids writing when thy wanted to help go to thee store.

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  79. Steph

    This is horrible spelling, but if someone has dyslexia or a learning disability, then this list makes sense and is no longer funny. I figure if they knew what they meant, who cares if most everything is spelled wrong. I also take offense to the comment about that this person must be using food stamps. A lot of good, hard working people, including my family, are on food stamps because the economy is so crappy it is the only way we can afford to buy groceries. My husband lost his job, found a new one, but doesn’t make nearly what he made, hence why we are on food stamps. I dislike the people who have name brand clothing on and an expensive purse on the arm, and then they use food stamps. (I work retail, I see it all the time). If you live in Michigan, as I do, most people seem to be on government assistance, nothing wrong with it if they are on legitimately.

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  80. RUKIDNME

    @Julie: More likely a 300 lb female, dressed to the nines, who pays by benefit card, then heads out to the lot & gets in her Escalade, which is parked in a handicap spot.

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  81. Angela

    Wow. This is by far the worst spelling I have ever seen! I could not figure out “maneis” until I read the comment that said it was supposed to be mayonnaise. At least with most misspellings you can kind of figure out what they’re trying to spell, but “pateos” and “alepenos”. What the heck!?! Obviously he/she didn’t pay much attention in grade school. Pathetic!

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  82. Linda Buehler

    so much for education… and it’s free. Seems like this person didn’t attend very often

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  83. anon

    @BLuTink

    Quick Trip is a convenient store

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  84. Netjnke

    The Scoope must be for the Alepenos

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  85. Lu

    I’m upset at the Cupton crunch cross. what’s the point of going to walmart and not pick a box of those??

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  86. notalenthack

    my wife sends me to the store with pictures and empty packages…helps, but only a little.

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  87. Eric

    The best part is that the purposely mangled English word “cheez whiz” is spelled correctly. “Cheez whiz” being a product of a factory food conglomerate specializing in creating Wal-Mart creatures.

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  88. MissKitty

    I love the fact that they spelled Quick right when in reality Quik Trip is mispelled purposely. ha. <3

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  89. madz1962

    Thank God water is on his list. I shudder to think what may be coming out of the taps.

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  90. Rnbw

    Aww. Come on guys! No one thought to think that maybe this IS a 5 year old’s handwriting that is helping mommy go shopping at the best place on earth!! Kudos to you, Mommy, for getting that kid started early with late night trips to Uncle Wally’s!

    ::dripping sarcasm::

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  91. sam

    This is why China and India are catching up with us…it is sad that someone has this kind of writing and spelling ability.

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  92. sam

    any idea what “garlic bread + homemade” means?

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  93. Reluctant Wal-Mart Shopper

    “Alepenos,” ha ha ha!!!

    And what the heck is “maneis”????

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  94. verbatim

    Ex-Cashier – “Maneis” is going to show up in Webster’s, I swear. Laughing my ass off at this whole thread, but that one word had me helpless and shutting my door. It is spelled exactly how it sounds, and I would like to thank the inventor.

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  95. Reluctant Wal-Mart Shopper

    @Sam
    I bet “garlic bread – homemade” means to buy a loaf of pre-made French bread and a tub of garlic butter spread stuff. Yay for “homemade” food! To many WM shoppers, a box of macaroni and cheese probably counts as being homemade since you have to put it on the stove and add a couple “ingredients.”

    Anyone know what “creamen” is???

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  96. Erin

    Well, I think they have the non-dairy cheese group covered…

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  97. Chefboone

    obviously, being a lifetime resident of south dakota i can clearly tell all of you that it is a native american’s shopping list and they are from pine ridge teewww buttt….ennnat…

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  98. Farrinna

    Heck that looks like my brothers writing and he’s a computer genius…these days kids don’t need to know how to spell…they either write in code or they use spell check but only for those who are really concerned about spelling. I am astounded sometimes when I see how many kids in jr/sr high school can’t spell. Heck I have family in England that are not any better if not worse. It truly amazes me…

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  99. Kaul

    Eye didnt notise nething rong weth tha speling.

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  100. cohetedor

    What’s really scary is this list is a lot healthier than a lot of regular people’s diets. With the exception of the Cheez Whiz this list isn’t nearly as bad as it could be. Potatoes, jalapenos, taco shells, lunch meat, at least it shows that they prepare their own food instead of hitting up McDonald’s every day.

    List could be filled with Banquet dinners, frozen pizza and burritos, and ice cream, that would be the typical Walcreature’s shopping list.

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  101. Angel

    I don’t think Al would appreciate knowing his epenos is exposed this way.

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  102. Guinastasia

    Whoa — somebody’s got a serious case of the munchies!!!

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  103. Rufus

    “alepenos” and “maneis” made my Christmas. I’d like to see the spelling on their meth ingredient list.

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  104. Alice B

    Home Made water? Or Home Made Garlic Bread? Wondering if creamen could possibly be creamer? Also couldn’t figure out the “maneis” was until I read other posts…Possibly got the capton crunch because they recognized the happy little man on the front of the box? Heiroglyphics work wonders when you can’t read, surprised that the note isn’t written in American Hillbilly Pictographs……

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  105. Son of Sam's Club

    Please add contraceptives to the list.

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  106. sndevil2008

    The reason Captain Crunch was crossed out was because they ran out of WIC money on their card…..Priorities people!

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  107. Pro Lazy

    I agree w/RUKIDNME. No edumacashun, but has enough cash from selling crack & living off the taxpayer to buy that Escalade… Parking in the handicap spot…with the stolen/found somewhere tag….. Yeah, I can picture it.

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  108. billybob

    Maneis? Poteos? wtf are poteos? I am laughing so hard!! Oh my god!
    damn that person is dumb!
    that is hall of fame right there!!

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  109. Jenny

    I think this was a child who was left behind!!!!

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  110. Hans Dietrich

    I like the homemade garlic bread. I have a good recipe for homemade raisin bread.
    one loaf of bread,
    a box of raisins
    and a hammer lol.

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  111. Mary Ann

    This is too dang funny for anyone to get bent out of shape over! Poteos? Maneis? C’mon! If you’re on this site, then you’re looking for a laugh anyway! If you’re easily offended, then try Hallmark.com!

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  112. Acey

    Notice that dictionary didn’t make the list……

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  113. George P

    I think “Scoope” is “Scope”. Noticeably absent from the list is “Creast” or any other toothpast.

    Mouthwash is not a substitute for brushing.

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  114. batshizzle crazy

    What is that creamen their pants. And I think its a homemade quick trip

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  115. heidi lavitt

    This should be sent to http://www.grocerylists.org…..

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  116. goodwin

    “maneis” = mayonnaise? I only took one semester of hoosier in high school, but I think that’s right.

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  117. Samantha

    My fiance had to tell me “maneis’ was mayonnaise! lol.. i wonder if it was hard to find everything since the actual products were spelled differently than the items on their list….

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  118. Jen

    Hooked on Phonics…werked fer him.

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  119. Jennifer

    DUH! It’s spelled craka’s.

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  120. Logan

    im from south dakota, and this just makes us sound retarded ha

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  121. verbatim

    We all owe this person a huge thank you and a big Merry Christmas. Nobody else has given us this much fun!
    And ya we also owe them an apology.

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  122. Elizabeth

    Ok.. aside from the fact this person cannot spell. I got that “poteos” means “potatoes” and apparently the “maneis” means mayonnaise… I’m just wondering the “alepenos” means. >.>

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  123. CJ

    He don’t need no education, Teacher leave that kid alone.

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  124. weeaboo

    SANDVITCH MEAT…this is Heavy Weapons Guy’s shopping list.

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  125. Noa

    Wow…..”maneis” huh?…..I’m now a fan of forced sterilization.

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  126. paw

    wut, noe toylit paypur?!
    at least visually its easier on the eyes than most photos here

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  127. earlymusicus

    This is absolutely pathetic. Says a lot about the quality of our educational system, doesn’t it?

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  128. earlymusicus

    I think “alepenos” is supposed to be jalapenos. Or maybe it’s just some weird sexual thing; after all, it’s Walmart.

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  129. Lori

    As a Grammar Nazi, I find the the ABSOLUTE best shot on POW, PERIOD. I am laughing so hard, my Chihuahua (sitting on my lap) is bouncing a bit! My big dog keeps giving me the WTH look every time I laugh at a new posting.

    As for the public education comment, I am a product of such an establishment ans am fluent in two languages and can read two others as well. Any of you private school/home schooled almuni care to compare notes on this? I can also use a semi colin appropriately.

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  130. Lori

    As a Grammar Nazi, I find the the ABSOLUTE best shot on POW, PERIOD. I am laughing so hard, my Chihuahua (sitting on my lap) is bouncing a bit! My big dog keeps giving me the WTH look every time I laugh at a new posting.

    As for the public education comment, I am a product of such an establishment ans am fluent in two languages and can read two others as well. Any of you private school/home schooled alumni care to compare notes on this? I can also use a semi colon appropriately.

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  131. Lori

    Had to do a spell check and my dog hit my elbow before I could do it. sorry about the double post; at least I fixed it!

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  132. TIREPATCH KING

    Sorry, but I’m calling Shenanigans. Any self-respecting inbred jeter would have called ‘maneis’ simply ‘mayo’….and a proper cousinhumper would have emphasized the ‘h’ and ‘yeh’ sound (Spanish eñe) most likely resulting in ‘jalepeño’ spelled as ‘halapenyo’. Do your redneck research before you try to pass this Faux furfukker stuff on me.

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  133. Mork

    @Lori,

    You might want to do another spell check in English, instead of the other languages that you know. Last time I checked Funk & Wagnalls, “ans” is not a word.

    Are your dogs fluent in multiple languages as well?

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  134. GM3rd

    Don’t forget the tooner fish and the peenut budder!

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  135. Tiado

    Well, at least they got “tomato” right.

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  136. Ryan

    “Hooked on Phonics”….forgot to market their program in North Dakota…incidentlly the new “My Parents Can Read!” DVD’s arn’t selling much either

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  137. jen

    If this isn’t evidence of the downfall of society, then I’ll eat a whole tub of MANEIS.

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  138. Rachael

    Geez, we’ve found a few lists lying about like that. It’s funny, yet really depressing.

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  139. fader

    Lori – I might as well pile on, being one of those grammar Nazi people myself. You have a double “the” in your first sentence, and “semicolon” is one word. It’s a hard life for grammar people here, as I have stated before. We pretty much don’t give a rats.

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  140. verbatim

    A belated LOL at Angel, that one made me laugh!

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  141. Laura

    That list makes me want to rinse my mouth out with ‘Scoope’ too!

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  142. verbatim

    OK, I know there are going to be hundreds of office and dinner parties very soon featuring these ingredients, labeled for the guests. And my Halloween costume for next year is a lock.

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  143. powm lover

    Mom, make sure you don’t forget the Alepenos. This Tocos ain’t no good without em!

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  144. Holly

    I like how they have to make sure its home made garlic bread they pick up, it can’t be any of that store bought shit

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  145. Suzy8track

    Holy crap…is maneis supposed to be mayonnaise? Tocos? Capton Crunch? Poteos? Guess the mind of the POWM is MIA?

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  146. powm lover

    Sadly, this list was written by the high school english teacher for the class party. That’s just how they roll in South Dakota.

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  147. Tre-tard

    What’s a Alepeno??? or a Manies??? and where do you get them???

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  148. MYOB

    This turd should save their money and invest in some spelling lessons.

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  149. Fly on the Wall

    Except for the Scoope, this entire list can be paid for with food stamps.

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    December 10th, 2010

  150. Bobert

    Geez, with those ingredients, imagine what dinner at their house must be like. “Kids, would you like another cheez whiz and mayonnaise taco?”

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    December 10th, 2010

  151. PoWm FAN

    Well, It is South Dakota. Welfare is more important to them here then education sometimes.

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    December 10th, 2010

  152. vomit knife

    Hmm… South Dakota, obvious moron, list full of junk food, yep this one helped keep Daschle in office all those years.

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    December 10th, 2010

  153. Gigi

    Actually, the crossed off Capton…the Captain is safe! But they might need to use the Scoope to get rid of the Toco breath.

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    December 10th, 2010

  154. Just me

    I know this isn’t funny but it could be a possible explanation – Someone probably just got their kid to write things down while they called out what was needed – my kids help out like that sometimes. The writing is large like a kid’s.

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    December 10th, 2010

  155. Bud

    This is even funnier than the 400 lb. women in their short shorts and halter tops. I sometimes make a list and will have taters for potatoes, etc. Mayo is an easy way to write mayonnaise.

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    December 10th, 2010

  156. courtney

    “Hey Ma, You got that shopping list ready? The food stamp card just got re-loaded and we did to get ourselves somethings from that their Walmart”

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    December 10th, 2010

  157. BADTATTOOS

    Free education? We get what we pay for…. this looks like the spelling I’ve seen in some college classes from my classmates. Not funny, just sad. And, there are still people roaming around here in the good ol’ USA who are functionally illiterate. True.

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    December 11th, 2010

  158. Stay in school, kids….

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    December 11th, 2010

  159. Beck

    Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz!

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    December 11th, 2010

  160. I want a toco!

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    December 11th, 2010

  161. Ymmij

    Hukt on fonix wurkt fore me!

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    December 11th, 2010

  162. LadyDiazepam, Australia

    @Canuckguy:

    Agree, and thanks for the PoorlyDressed.com reference.

    Yes, Reading this shopping list, and viewing POWM website in general, is like watching the decline and fall of the Roman Empire.

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    December 12th, 2010

  163. john

    it took me a minute to realize that they were trying to spell jalapenos. I was just staring at this word “alepenos” like “what the…”

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    December 12th, 2010

  164. J. Stewart

    Today’s Sandvitch Meat Special: Homemade Diet Alepenis Bread — dic + water + maneis (may substitute mayo), cream with cok , add ale, scoop into shells (do not lic first), combine all in sweet pot. Comes with or without toc of crack. (cheez & tomato optional). May need quick trip to whiz.

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    December 12th, 2010

  165. Susan R.N.

    You say tomato,I say potato. You spell Tomato, I spell Poteos…Let’s mix the whole thing up!!

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    December 12th, 2010

  166. necramonium

    You must be a stupid mofo to buy water… rofl

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    December 12th, 2010

  167. Shelly

    Hmmm hope that guy is not a tattoo artist…..

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    December 13th, 2010

  168. chris

    Considering this was written by someone whose first language is Spanish, I appreciate the fact that the list is written in English, not Spanish.

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    December 13th, 2010

  169. Betti

    I find it odd that they go for Cheez Whiz and Velveeta, but have to get Sweet N Low and DIET Coke..

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    December 13th, 2010

  170. Valentine

    I had a roommate whose grocery lists were strikingly similar to this one. You know it’s going to be a good day when you get sent to the store for “buddar” and “Pepto Bizmo”.

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    December 14th, 2010

  171. Mario

    I bet they’re foreign, so they might have an excuse. No American would leave out the ‘j’ in jalapeno, leaving it off is a very hispanic way of understanding that word.

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    December 14th, 2010

  172. Mike

    I am ashamed to live in South Dakota now. I thought we we’re smarter than that. I guess we still have some idiots in this state. I am moving far away now.

    I don’t know if that creamen is suppose to be cream or ramen. hahahaha

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    December 15th, 2010

  173. Bennnnn

    How do you feel knowing that is were your tax dollars are gong, to toco shells, manies, alpenos. I bet that person’s children do not get any of that

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    December 15th, 2010

  174. Mandy

    This was just simply entertaining. Thank you. :)

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    December 15th, 2010

  175. Joey B

    How to you loose a list like dis 1? (Bad Grammar & spelling intentional)…

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    December 15th, 2010

  176. stantheman

    I think captain crunch was crossed off because it was the only item this shopper was actually successful in buying

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    December 16th, 2010

  177. Sallie

    Reminds me of an item on a list my Grandma sent with me to the store to buy for her: “Four rocks two” (4 rocks 2) for doing laundry – Clorox 2!

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    December 16th, 2010

  178. Sallie

    My Grandma sent me to the store with a list including an item of 4 rocks 2 for laundry (Clorox 2).

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    December 16th, 2010

  179. michele

    that’s ok we found a list on a shelf not too long ago with the following items on it:
    Facial Tissues
    Dish Candy
    Berries
    Rice Cakes…
    I’m sorry but DISH CANDY???? yes I know what it is, but it’s just too funny!

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    December 16th, 2010

  180. tandy0324

    It’s really not cool to make fun of someones spelling, this person could have been dyslexic.

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    December 19th, 2010

  181. Cheri

    alepenos and maneis are my two favorites…

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    December 20th, 2010

  182. jae

    And this was the “quick trip” list.

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    December 20th, 2010

  183. Alicia

    I like how in the corner, it says “quick trip”.

    I wonder what their long trip list would look like.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  184. The reason they crossed out capton crunch is, they realized that is is spelled wrong…

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    December 23rd, 2010

  185. Elva

    How does Chris know that it was written by someone who speaks spanish? Hispanics KNOW how to spell these “Alapenos” they speak of correctly! … oh and TACO Shells too..

    Chris…? Is this YOUR list??!?!?!?!?!

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    December 25th, 2010

  186. Sallie

    So… is “creamen” the stuff you put in coffee? You know, like “creamen sugar”… Just a thought. :)

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    December 28th, 2010

  187. Just a guess, but maybe English is not the first language of the list-maker?

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    December 28th, 2010

  188. Alexis

    seriously south dakota! come on…….ppl already think we’re hicks….then u go and do something like that!

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    December 31st, 2010

  189. googuse

    How do you spell Potato wrong, yet get Tomato correct?

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    January 3rd, 2011

  190. Ninja Kitten

    You really shouldn’t respond to someone else’s incoherence if your grasp of English isn’t any better. You aren’t helping your case in being this persons intellectual better if you say things like ” i kno wut u men mofo”, and can’t use punctuation correctly.You’re only going to make people roll their eyes at your incompetence. Also, a little tip for Lori. You are not a “Grammar Nazi” if you have to use Spell Check.

    The movie “Idiocracy” is no longer a comedy, but a prophecy.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSROlfR7WTo&feature=related

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    January 5th, 2011

  191. Kim

    Whoever keeps saying a guy wrote this, no way…definitely a middle-aged woman with 4 to 6 children surrounding her, ranging in age from 4 to 15. She was almost definitely wearing either an American flag sweatshirt or a T-shirt with some sort of Jesus reference on it when she wrote this.

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    January 6th, 2011

  192. Alepenos LOL

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    January 6th, 2011

  193. JLR

    She spelled Cheez Whiz and crackers right! Yay!

    Is that supposed to read garlic bread & homemade water?

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    January 7th, 2011

  194. Miru

    Wow, thats pretty bad that i can ACTUALLY read and comprehend that. although, i grew up to my mom spelling ketchup catsup. -_- WAIT…how do you spell that?????

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    January 8th, 2011

  195. Deb

    I don’t know ho wrote it but I know their nationality!

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    January 10th, 2011

  196. lyrker

    I can’t decide which I want to try more: The alepenos or the poteos. The first sounds like an alcoholic beverage and the other sounds like a cereal. Hmm. Ahh, I’ll skip it and go straight for the Scoope.

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    January 15th, 2011

  197. AyatollahofRocknRolla

    Creamen? Is that cream mixed with semen?!

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    January 28th, 2011

  198. PamTex

    I’m on a diet so I’ll get garlic bread, a brick of cheese, processed meat, diet coke, sweet n low and quick trim. That should work!

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    February 18th, 2011

  199. Bwahahahahaha!!!!

    I think I know this handwriting! If it’s the woman I think it is, she also mispronounces EVERYTHING! Some gems are: spayed= “spayeded” , Torrid= “Torrie’s”, astringent= “ASS-tre-ghent”, Angelina Jolie= “Ajeelajooleee”, deaf = “death”. It was like nails on a chalk board and the chalk board then beaten over my head repeatedly talking to her.

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    February 18th, 2011

  200. Tom Chappell

    Is it me or does it say quick trim along the right hand side?

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    February 27th, 2011

  201. Heather Christensen

    This is what happens when you have your child write out your store list..haha

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    April 6th, 2011

  202. leviathan451

    i like how they had to remind themselves that it would be a “quick trip.”

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  203. whyme

    Maneis? *stares harder* …mayonnaise? Scoope? What… I’m from SD I should know this… but it’s just too incoherent.

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    December 4th, 2012

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