Great, now I want cereal.

Capton Crunch ANYONE… REALLY anyone??

Hahaha, wow… but just a guess, they crossed out Captain cuz they already had it in the cart when they lost the list? LOL

Sweet + Ion…sounds like a new roid creme.

I love the spelling of mayonaise! LMAO

MANEIS

Considering it is South Dakota that spelling isn’t too bad.

Ok this person needs some higher education. It looks like my 5yr old attempted to write my grocery list. Wow!!!!! also I can not figure out what some of the items are even suppose to be with the hore sh!t spelling.

Please tell me that “maneis” is not supposed to be “mayonnaise?”

@Emily a ManWich!

Oh Maaaaaaaaaaaa.

Can you remember to put more MANEIS on my SANDWITCH MEAT next time please??

Love, Pa

This is freaking hilarious! Those “alepenos” are going to go GREAT on the “toco shells”

I WISH I could see the creator of this list.

My vison….
Single, overweight male, dirty jeans, greasy grease ball hairstyle (not even cool enough for a mullet), boots, and something on his body is camo (hat, shirt, boots, bandana etc.)

Alepenos = Jalepenos
This has got to be a Mexicans shopping list. Bad spelling and tacos on the list. I am just hoping that all these topping aren’t going in a Taco shell or on a cracker.

Wow, this fell out of a motorized cart too didn’t it.

Nope. The Cap’n Crunch was first, priority-wise. Once this was accomplished, who needs poteos, or maneis for a sandwitch?

They crossed out the “Capton,” so it’s okay. Now if it had been the Capitan, we’d have a problem.
Or, to spell it in ways that the list writer would understand:
Thiy crost out the Capton, so its ok. Now if it waz ben the cappitane, we wuls haz a prrobleem.

They crossed out Capton Crunch because it tears up the roov uf there mooth

they couldnt even spell monies correctly…wow

Tea Party Convention in town? Stock up at Wal*Mart. You Betcha!

maneis?? really?? We all know it’s maynaze. Idiot!!

Is this a grocery list or the Surgeon General’s list of banned foods? I don’t think the Sweet and Low and Diet Coke is going to keep those calories under 2,000/day.

Call it a hunch, but I bet they paid with food stamps.

@Fader, The fact that “Diet Coke” is on the list narrows it down a lot!

Most of the people pictured on this site don’t drink “DIET” anything.

He don’t need no education.

Looks kind of like my list use A few key letters in mine southern shorthand.

“You get me my cheez whiz, boy?”

After the garlic bread and the “alepenos” on his “toco”, he might just need that “scoope”.

Hooked on phonics worked for me

it’s CAP’N, NOT Captain!!!

bad spelling and all, they are going to have fresh breath, if that is what the scope is for.

BOB – You are right, except that most “dieters” will eat 5,000 calories and then wash it down with a righteous diet pop. And we do have an assortment of skinny freaks.

I bet that guy has a world class edjumakashun and they’re hooked on fonics as well. hahahahaha!

What the hell is an “Alepeno”, maybe they need the creamen to put on the poteos. And why do they need Garlic Bread that – or + homemade. maybe they need a scoope for the maneis for that -+ garlic bread to make a sandwich with the sandwitch meat.

i’m not even gonna touch the toco shells

@Don: I don’t think he wants Scope (mouthwash), I think that was supposed to be Scoops, you know, for his “Velveta” and his “alepenos” . Doesn’t sound like a mouthwash kind of guy (or girl), lol. Poor guy, he probably had NO idea his list was gonna make the internet; he MIGHT have been more careful. Probably not, though.

Ya know, I guess it doesn’t matter, as long as HE can read it. And get home with all that wonderful junk. Now I need lots of chips and nacho cheese……and Pepsi. NOW.

Items 4, 8, and 10…..

Jalapenos
Potatoes
Mayonnaise

Hahaha. This list is win.

A salute to our public schools!

Why’d you steal somebody’s shopping list? LOL

My mom found one once in the Lingerie and there were $50 in it! She put it the Lost & Found though and is owner claimed it. All good!

Gorsh, I forgetted that I had seen I wuz out uh moose turd.

This is horrible spelling, but if someone has dyslexia or a learning disability, then this list makes sense and is no longer funny. I figure if they knew what they meant, who cares if most everything is spelled wrong. I also take offense to the comment about that this person must be using food stamps. A lot of good, hard working people, including my family, are on food stamps because the economy is so crappy it is the only way we can afford to buy groceries. My husband lost his job, found a new one, but doesn’t make nearly what he made, hence why we are on food stamps. I dislike the people who have name brand clothing on and an expensive purse on the arm, and then they use food stamps. (I work retail, I see it all the time). If you live in Michigan, as I do, most people seem to be on government assistance, nothing wrong with it if they are on legitimately.

Wow. This is by far the worst spelling I have ever seen! I could not figure out “maneis” until I read the comment that said it was supposed to be mayonnaise. At least with most misspellings you can kind of figure out what they’re trying to spell, but “pateos” and “alepenos”. What the heck!?! Obviously he/she didn’t pay much attention in grade school. Pathetic!

@BLuTink

Quick Trip is a convenient store

I’m upset at the Cupton crunch cross. what’s the point of going to walmart and not pick a box of those??

The best part is that the purposely mangled English word “cheez whiz” is spelled correctly. “Cheez whiz” being a product of a factory food conglomerate specializing in creating Wal-Mart creatures.

Thank God water is on his list. I shudder to think what may be coming out of the taps.

This is why China and India are catching up with us…it is sad that someone has this kind of writing and spelling ability.

“Alepenos,” ha ha ha!!!

And what the heck is “maneis”????

@Sam
I bet “garlic bread – homemade” means to buy a loaf of pre-made French bread and a tub of garlic butter spread stuff. Yay for “homemade” food! To many WM shoppers, a box of macaroni and cheese probably counts as being homemade since you have to put it on the stove and add a couple “ingredients.”

Anyone know what “creamen” is???

obviously, being a lifetime resident of south dakota i can clearly tell all of you that it is a native american’s shopping list and they are from pine ridge teewww buttt….ennnat…

Eye didnt notise nething rong weth tha speling.

I don’t think Al would appreciate knowing his epenos is exposed this way.

“alepenos” and “maneis” made my Christmas. I’d like to see the spelling on their meth ingredient list.

Please add contraceptives to the list.

I agree w/RUKIDNME. No edumacashun, but has enough cash from selling crack & living off the taxpayer to buy that Escalade… Parking in the handicap spot…with the stolen/found somewhere tag….. Yeah, I can picture it.

I think this was a child who was left behind!!!!

This is too dang funny for anyone to get bent out of shape over! Poteos? Maneis? C’mon! If you’re on this site, then you’re looking for a laugh anyway! If you’re easily offended, then try Hallmark.com!

I think “Scoope” is “Scope”. Noticeably absent from the list is “Creast” or any other toothpast.

Mouthwash is not a substitute for brushing.

This should be sent to http://www.grocerylists.org…..

My fiance had to tell me “maneis’ was mayonnaise! lol.. i wonder if it was hard to find everything since the actual products were spelled differently than the items on their list….

DUH! It’s spelled craka’s.

We all owe this person a huge thank you and a big Merry Christmas. Nobody else has given us this much fun!
And ya we also owe them an apology.

He don’t need no education, Teacher leave that kid alone.

Wow…..”maneis” huh?…..I’m now a fan of forced sterilization.

This is absolutely pathetic. Says a lot about the quality of our educational system, doesn’t it?

As a Grammar Nazi, I find the the ABSOLUTE best shot on POW, PERIOD. I am laughing so hard, my Chihuahua (sitting on my lap) is bouncing a bit! My big dog keeps giving me the WTH look every time I laugh at a new posting.

As for the public education comment, I am a product of such an establishment ans am fluent in two languages and can read two others as well. Any of you private school/home schooled almuni care to compare notes on this? I can also use a semi colin appropriately.

Had to do a spell check and my dog hit my elbow before I could do it. sorry about the double post; at least I fixed it!

@Lori,

You might want to do another spell check in English, instead of the other languages that you know. Last time I checked Funk & Wagnalls, “ans” is not a word.

Are your dogs fluent in multiple languages as well?

Well, at least they got “tomato” right.

If this isn’t evidence of the downfall of society, then I’ll eat a whole tub of MANEIS.

Lori – I might as well pile on, being one of those grammar Nazi people myself. You have a double “the” in your first sentence, and “semicolon” is one word. It’s a hard life for grammar people here, as I have stated before. We pretty much don’t give a rats.

That list makes me want to rinse my mouth out with ‘Scoope’ too!

Mom, make sure you don’t forget the Alepenos. This Tocos ain’t no good without em!

Holy crap…is maneis supposed to be mayonnaise? Tocos? Capton Crunch? Poteos? Guess the mind of the POWM is MIA?

What’s a Alepeno??? or a Manies??? and where do you get them???

Except for the Scoope, this entire list can be paid for with food stamps.

Well, It is South Dakota. Welfare is more important to them here then education sometimes.

Actually, the crossed off Capton…the Captain is safe! But they might need to use the Scoope to get rid of the Toco breath.

This is even funnier than the 400 lb. women in their short shorts and halter tops. I sometimes make a list and will have taters for potatoes, etc. Mayo is an easy way to write mayonnaise.

Free education? We get what we pay for…. this looks like the spelling I’ve seen in some college classes from my classmates. Not funny, just sad. And, there are still people roaming around here in the good ol’ USA who are functionally illiterate. True.

Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz!

Hukt on fonix wurkt fore me!

it took me a minute to realize that they were trying to spell jalapenos. I was just staring at this word “alepenos” like “what the…”

You say tomato,I say potato. You spell Tomato, I spell Poteos…Let’s mix the whole thing up!!

Hmmm hope that guy is not a tattoo artist…..

I find it odd that they go for Cheez Whiz and Velveeta, but have to get Sweet N Low and DIET Coke..

I bet they’re foreign, so they might have an excuse. No American would leave out the ‘j’ in jalapeno, leaving it off is a very hispanic way of understanding that word.

How do you feel knowing that is were your tax dollars are gong, to toco shells, manies, alpenos. I bet that person’s children do not get any of that