Oops I Crapped My Pants



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Inconvenient: Shitting your pants. Convenient: Shitting your pants at Walmart where they sell replacement pants! That is the definition of wrong time, right place.

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  1. brake

    Must have been the amazing rollback prices that made him do it.

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  2. Jon

    when you’re walkin thru the walmart and it might be more than a fart…

    diarrhea…. diarrhea…

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  3. Darla

    looks like those were Levis…surely are not going to find those at WalMart

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  4. MajorTrouble

    Perhaps they comitted a crime somewhere else and ditched the pants in an attempt to change their appearance?? LOL

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  5. travellin lady

    probably a victim of a ‘shart’ (fart+shit)…

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  6. Jen

    Pants in the garbage, pants in the garbage…lookin’ like a fool with your pants in the garbage.

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  7. alex

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIF0UCFd3FM

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  8. jessi

    Actually they do sell levis at wal-mart darla.

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  9. Emily

    Probably just panicked at the site of another walcreature.

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  10. And the winner for the best Wal-Shart scare crow goes to…

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  11. Phydeaux

    I pissed my pants, the bathroom was just to far, I drank to much dang beer! I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just give in, I pissed right thru my drawers, right thru my wrangler drawers! (Sing to tune of christmas song)

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  12. Mike

    New Walmart Slogan: Prices so low you will crap yourself

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  13. alex655321

    Poor ol’ Shit and Split’s clutch must of slipped.

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  14. Rich

    I am the dude that has to pick that crap up! I see that all the time from Jeans to thongs. Twice a week at least!

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  15. Peewee92003

    He was probably taking his date to Subway for dinner and wanted to look nice.

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  16. Cowboy696

    …Yeah, we’ve all been there.

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  17. Adrienne

    We’re assuming they ditched the pants because they shit them…Jeans can be washed. It’s probably more likely that they stole a new pair of pants.

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  18. Jen

    “S#*t My Dad Does in Wal-Mart”, coming next fall to CBS.

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  19. TDL

    Gambled on the fart and lost.

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  20. Stoney

    Hey man! Were those Levis you threw away made in USA? wash them and hang on to them as a piece of American history. lol

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  21. Attention walmartshoppers

    They obviously got their lunch on roll-back!

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  22. princess

    They were like ” I think i doo dooed my pants! I did I did doo doo my pants! Atleast they were at Wal-mart

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  23. energizer

    Now we know the outcome of the text-post a few days ago, in which some poor bastard shit all over himself in the bathroom then tried to get an employee to “help” him with it.

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  24. graff

    this is not uncommon practice…ive seen this kinda thing twice before. once when I was a teenager…another last year when I worked at a walmart… Nothing beats the old woman who shit herself OUTSIDE and trailed it from the front doors to the back of the store’s bathroom… ahh people of walmart…

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  25. Spyce

    That is sooooooooooo staged.

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  26. slave

    Glad to see he was discreet about it(note sarcasm). Not rolling them up and tucking them in the garbage. Did he tell the cashier when he just handed the tag over to pay for the new pants. “Wearing the new pants, shit myself, had to react fast.” I can imagine him scurrying to the bathroom holding his cheeks together muttering to himself “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit”

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  27. sweepea

    prices so low, you’ll shit your pants!

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  28. Stoney

    Were those Levis made in USA?…shoulda bagged ‘em and washed them..
    USA made Levis are history now.

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  29. Amy G.

    They PROBABLY took new pants in the bathroom, and once they got into the new pants, ditched the old ones. It’s amazing what people will do to get new stuff for free. Sad, actually…

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  30. Texan-In-Exile

    At least he stuffed them in the trash instead of trying to flush them down the toilet…

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  31. lilbuttluvr

    A SHART???!!! Hell that was funnier than the picture!

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  32. michelle

    eewe..that’s my walmart!

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  33. signguy

    who wants to check the pockets ?

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  34. Jen

    Five minutes earlier in the Wal-mart men’s room, a 3-year-old said, “Daddy, you can use one of my Pull-ups.”

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  35. drew247

    i wonder if they bought the new pants before or after the accident, i am guessing afterwards since it is walmart.

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  36. walmart employee #234560988

    they probably stole new jeans

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  37. Barb

    Hah, Rhode Island…. damn Yankees

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  38. Dee Eye

    Bad place for a nap,dude.

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  39. verbatim

    It was good for me. You?

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  40. popanator

    Gene my boss at McDonalds used to have me clean the bathrooms and I seen bad messes. One time I got sick so I don’t have to do that no more. This reminded me of that.

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  41. Electric Cheese Weasel

    Too many alpenos in yesterdays tocos?

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  42. Dick Fitzwell

    I hate it when that happens!

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  43. who gives a

    ok so 1 of 3 things happened here; 1- it was staged to be on here 2- he did steal new jeans and threw the old ones out or 3- he had explosive diarrhea and couldnt make it to the bathroom..which we’ve all had at one point or another but usually dont stray too far from home or stay home all together….just sayin

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  44. bob

    use to work with a guy who would shit himself so he could leave early

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  45. Pass the eye bleach please

    Since when would your boss at Mcdonalds care if it makes you sick or not? lol..theres 50 other greasy teenagers standing in line who would take the job

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  46. wallbie

    Evidence of spontaneous combustion?

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  47. twinkletoes

    Shart at Walmart! Happens all the time!

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  48. Goofy59

    @ SPYCE….. your the only one who called it right……..MAJOR SET UP= MAJOR FAIL!!!!!!!!!

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  49. To Be Me

    Who said anything about getting a new pair of jeans? If he is like all the other wall creatures running around, he probably left the store in a long t-shirt.

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  50. Big Sweaty (Biker)

    I thought it was gas…..but it was wet…..damn!! You thought your day was bad…….. Taco Bell Lunch???? Sometimes the gift card to Taco Bell just isn’t worth the gas…..LMAO……..Oh what a “Crappie Day”

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  51. signguy

    Yep !! …and really exciting with the other 5 watching.

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  52. verbatim

    You would be surprised how often I think of 6 different beings. You don’t look anything alike.

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  53. Roxanne

    just know those Levis even with crap on them would have lasted longer than the ones you grabbed after the incident. (:

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  54. whynot

    What’s the best thing to wear at Wal mart? Depends…

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  55. Somebody take those jeans up to customer service..!! Wal-Mart will take anything back!

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  56. SEA

    Perhaps he fell over backwards into the trash and his pants came off.

    He’s still at the bottom of the trash bin !

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  57. midnightguy

    Looks like the garbage can got sick and barfed someone back up… Some of the Wal Creatures don’t make good snacks. Too many Moon Pies, Fritos and beef jerky…

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  58. busted

    … hoping they all have at least 1 thingy in common with the traffic cop.

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  59. Selinda Canuck

    Nobody notice this person leaving the restroom minus the pants???This is Walmert, Never mind,,my bad………

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  60. mike reiley

    just be glad they wern’t from oklahoma they still be wearing them

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  61. beebo

    Been there, done that. Not funny!

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  62. verbatim

    Just not all at the same time, please

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  63. Having Nightmares

    This reminds me of a song from Larry The cable Guy’s Christmas Special.

    Silent fart,
    In Walmart,
    Aisle two,
    They think it is you.
    Every customer gives you a stare,
    Better pick up some new underwear,
    Not gonna eat there again!
    Not gonna eat there again!

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  64. Sorsha

    Shit Happens.

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  65. qwerty

    at least they put out the “floor slippery when wet” sign!

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  66. courtney

    Yet another great picture for us to enjoy from wally world….if this pic was taken any other store I would be surprised…but this is the norm for wally world!!!

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  67. Sewerchick

    LOOK! We should call the girl in the pink panties – We found her pants!

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  68. Tim

    Never trust a fart

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  69. Steve

    This picture was taken 5 minutes after the results of the last election were announced over the loudspeaker.

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  70. fader

    @ BOB – Are you SERIOUS?!?

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  71. PAT

    at Walmart where they sell replacement pants, not only was a replacement of pants needed, but those things called “DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS” HOPEFULLY THEY GOT SOME OF THOSE AS WELL, GEEEZZE, “I HOPE SO, FOR THAT SAKE OF THE POW”

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  72. Robby

    Oh RI :(
    WHY YOU HAVE TO DISGRACE ME LIKE THAT?!

    I may be starting a job at walmart next week…
    I dont think this is the one I will be at though
    Thank God. But Really. for a first time on POW…RI could have dont better :(

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  73. RamessesII

    I come here to see the “People of Walmart”… not the old clothes they throw away… when they steal fancy new Chinese garments! This site may be slipping. Is there a “People of K-Mart” site?

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  74. Libra

    *great caption, caption guy! It made me lol!

    But I have to say this was staged. If the guy were to of really crapped his pants to the point that he has to buy a new pair, then there should be some drippage or runoff or a brown stream down the legs….right?

    Plus, the tissues that are on top of the pants look like someone just took a bunch, wadded them up and placed them there. Not the wet and soggy shit we all see hanging from the can.

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  75. HELP! I’ wasent done shitting!

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  76. Yudunno Jack

    Wal-Mart; Watch for falling chonies….

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  77. T-Bone

    There I stood
    With a broken heart
    Thought it was a toot
    Turned out to be a shart

    It could have happened anywhere
    In Church, or on the B.A.R.T.
    Thankfully it happened on Aisle 7
    At the Rhode Island Wal-Mart

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  78. PAT

    ID LIKE TO KNOW THE STORY ABOUT HOW THIS CAME TO PASS. ‘CUZ, HE/SHE HAD TO PASS SOMETHING FOR THOSE JEANS TO END UP IN THE TRASH

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    December 10th, 2010

  79. Irod

    Actually, these are the “Ripped and Gartered” jeans from 2 days ago. She couldn’t take the POWM ridicule any longer and bought a new pair and changed in the bathroom.

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    December 10th, 2010

  80. Hans Dietrich

    These pants belong to the guy that lost his shopping list that was on the POW yesterday.

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    December 10th, 2010

  81. Some rAndoM jerk

    Not the first person to shit their pants at Walmart. The only difference is this person was first that felt compelled to change them after they did.

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  82. Julie

    This is probably the first time that someone that takes a dump in their pants decides to go public and take pictures so that everybody can see what they did while shopping!

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    December 10th, 2010

  83. Julie

    This is probably the first time that someone has taken a dump in their pants and decides to take pictures to show everyone what they did while shopping!

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    December 10th, 2010

  84. jersygrl

    Looks like a case of Stole-New-Jeans-Ditched-Old-Jeans to me. Must be, or how else would they walk out of the restroom???

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    December 10th, 2010

  85. RGD

    Let’s hope there’s still some justice in this world. Maybe he sharted in the new pair of jeans that he stole.

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    December 10th, 2010

  86. Shart and Sweet

    “they come a running just as fast as they can….cuz’ every girl’s crazy bout’ a shart dressed man…”

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    December 11th, 2010

  87. Johnny

    Pants in the trash Pants in the trash, looking like a fool with your pants in the trash!

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    December 11th, 2010

  88. Mary

    Yes, this begs the question how they got the new pants into the bathroom if they had shit the old ones. I only hope they had a good friend or family member with them to bring them the new pants. Would hate to picture them going through the line with shit dripping out of the cuffs. That happened to me once when I was about 4 years old – not a comfortable feeling!

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  89. jon

    looks more like somone stole the pants, n left there old ones

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  90. claudio

    sorry walmart those r mine, i couldnt help myself, i couldnt make it,

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  91. Julie

    This is probably the first time that I have seen somebody take a dump in their pants and feels the need to take pictures to show everyone what they did.

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    December 11th, 2010

  92. BT

    Those are Brett Favre”s pants. He”s in the stall texting.

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    December 12th, 2010

  93. cyndy

    see the owner of the pants
    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=26746

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    December 12th, 2010

  94. Never heard of a washing machine……or…there they go, throwing out perfectly good folks again.

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    December 12th, 2010

  95. Rezlebs

    Sure beats crapping your pants on the bus. Had a guy sitting across from me do that once. I could smell crap as soon as I sat down. When the dude stood up to get off at his stop, I could see diarrhea seeping through his pant legs. I felt both totally disgusted and sorry for him at the same time.

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    December 12th, 2010

  96. verbatim

    LOL at Shart & Sweet

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    December 13th, 2010

  97. jessica

    were these the pants that went to the lady in line in the hoodie and panties?

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    December 13th, 2010

  98. nicole

    This is the POW we are talking about….New pants, who needs new pants. They prob belonged to “cheeky Devil”…Lord knows we have seen enough to know the hard core peeps of walmart don’t need pants to shop.

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  99. monkeyman

    Here I stand with down-cast glance,tried to fart but shit in my pants!

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    December 13th, 2010

  100. Meli

    So…I’m assuming that after disposing of their pants, this person just walked around Walmart in their underwear.

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    December 13th, 2010

  101. mj58

    i shat in germany, i shat in france;
    but before i shat here, i shat in my pants…

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    December 14th, 2010

  102. Mike

    You got dem crappy bottom jeans..with the turds….all of Wal-mart was lookin at her…

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    December 15th, 2010

  103. pharmdude

    I’m kinda wondering if the replacement pants were bought before throwing the crap-stained pants out….Shaking my magic 8 ball….sources say no. I wouldn’t have accepted yes as an answer — It’s PoWM son.

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    December 18th, 2010

  104. the doctor

    Wow wounder if its the ladies pants that shes not wearing in the past couple pics ha ha ha

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    December 22nd, 2010

  105. David Robinson

    Must be why I see so many people at wallmart in underware

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    December 24th, 2010

  106. Elva

    The very first comment is the funniest!!

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    December 25th, 2010

  107. bobby

    um i crappedmy pants when i was 9 and left my undies aT MACDONALDS
    AND ONLY WAS THERE TO DO THAT AND THAT ONLY IT WAS ONLY A YEAR AGO THOUGH

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    December 28th, 2010

  108. DBug

    Whoa, I knew they had McDonalds in some Wal-Marts…when did they start putting in White Castles?

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    December 29th, 2010

  109. Lindsey

    This totally would be something seen in Rhode Island.

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    January 8th, 2011

  110. Paula Ann Hammonds

    Finding Gilbert Grape…yes, I did!

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    January 11th, 2011

  111. Jason

    I’d like to know what he exited the bathroom wearing!

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    March 22nd, 2011

  112. Eeh Yore

    Prolly shit their pants after 2 many McDoubles at the Welfare Mart Mickey D’s

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    May 4th, 2011

  113. poopypanrts

    Actually, I’ve been in stores, and looking for a new pair of shoes. When I open the box to look at them, there is a ragedy old pair of worn out shoes inside. People trying to get stuff for free.

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  114. RJ

    So one of two things happened here….

    1) Someone was walking around Walmart with shitty pants looking for new ones, bought them, and then changed in the bathroom

    Or the more likely…

    2) Someone shit their britches in the bathroom, took off their pants, and was walking around the Walmart with no pants on looking for another pair to buy!

    I leave it to the jury to decide what actually happened

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