All the buttons and patches in the world won’t fill that hole in your heart my friend.
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While the photo isn’t really POWM worthy on its own, the caption makes it so!
December 10th, 2010
a patchwork quilting bee gone horribly wrong…
There comes a time when you NEEEEEED to say NO
To your mom making your cloths for you ! ! ! !
One of the ugliest shirts I’ve ever seen…
must really get tired of hearing his named called followed by…table for one.
Ronald McDonald shops at WalMart?
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “Sticker Shock”
Ronald McDonald has really let himself go.
And yet he wonders why he is unemployed!
Two words: Babe Magnet
that shirt, hat and hair……..someone took a trip and never left the farm.
Wearing last year’s thrift store gift from Grandma.
Perfect example of a Wally word “pimp”
Carrot top needs to find a better disguise
If I had a club everyone would wear a special shirt or something too. Maybe he is in a club and is going to a meeting.
Son of Sam's Club
Laugh all you want but my shirt gets great 3G network coverage. Okay, maybe it’s a little patchy at times.
I think he looks perty!!!!!
The shirt looks like it was printed that way, not patches, nonetheless, it still making me dizzy.
Ugly wearing Ugly
What a LOOSER! Does not this IDIOT know, YOU dont wear a brown belt, while stripping the breath mints and gum from the WallyFart checkout?
(sorry about the YODA talk!)
Look ASSHOLE!, be more like the NORMAL guy in front of you. 1 item then run back to your hole, like a rat!
OH, and by the way, just LOVE the guy in front of you’s shirt. I have a whole closet full of them.
I am SO lonely!
Some random jerk
WTF is that? Seriously… Guy, girl, a little bit of both, some experiment gone wrong that’ll be showcased on Jessie Ventura’s new show?!?
OMG! I have seen this guy in person. It’s at the Wal-Mart in North Olmsted. Last time I saw him he was wearing flared jeans with Bratz doll iron-ons on them.
lol..this guy was just in my store today (A Mall store close to this walmart) I’m pretty sure he is missing a couple marbles in his bag. But I will say this for him is extremely nice actually (Ya just don’t wanna get real close, cuz he kinda stinks). If you want more of a shiver down your spine, he was actualy featured here on PoWM once before (11/24/09 – Party in U.S.A.) in his ever present Hannah Montana gear.
December 11th, 2010
Looks like a NASCAR racecar, all stickered up. And getting pushed back to the garage after an embarrassing solo spin-out on turn one.
Looks like he’s both flavors of Juicy Fruit, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
To Be Me
@ RATZOJACK- (Ya just don’t wanna get real close, cuz he kinda stinks).
So this person can buy the ugly shirt and hat, and have his/her hair dyed that funky color, but he/she can’t buy a bar of soap and deodorant and use it. Talk about lazy. I can’t stand stinky people.
Hey… that is Crazy Larry of North Olmsted, he is goofy but harmless.
Looks like Carrot Top
December 12th, 2010
Sadly, I know who this is.
December 13th, 2010
Muahahahahahhahaha I Know him…. Hes a frequent shopper of north olmsted goodwill too, obviously where that shirt is from…… thats north olmsted walmart
December 26th, 2010
I’ve been seeing this guy walking around North Olmsted since I was a little kid. What a character. I always just called him “Walking Man,” but I’ve heard plenty of other nicknames.
December 27th, 2010
Tastes like Dahmer
I’ve always known him as buffalo bill. Harmless sure, creepy most definitely. I’m almost certain he has kids bound and gagged in his basement.
January 3rd, 2011
He came through my line at Target once… he almost cleaned us out of Hello Kitty plastic jewelry and microwave dinners. Kinda sad… I’ve only heard him being called “Animal.”
I saw him at the mall about three weeks ago. (:
He was looking at character hats, some of which could match this shirt. <3
January 22nd, 2011
I see this man ALL the time in the North Olmsted store. He was my 2 year old’s first lesson in what a cross dresser is. He was wearing dangling earrings, belly shirt, super short jean skirt with clear stripper heals with socks. She was only 16 months and stopped in her tracks and watched him with a look of confusion on her face. Now she is older and talks more, i do not know how to explain this one to her.
February 17th, 2011
Yeah i’ve seen this guy at the Bally’s in Westlake. Trust me at least here he’s covered up. it’s so much worse at the gym!
April 22nd, 2011
just a girl
I see this guy in Cleveland all the time. A couple years ago he’d walk around in ALL miley cyrus gear! DISTURBING!
May 9th, 2011
Thanks to Ratzojack for the link to the other pic of this guy. And I thought Hannah Montana was scary enough all on her own…
“Tastes like Dahmer
I’ve always known him as buffalo bill. Harmless sure, creepy most definitely. I’m almost certain he has kids bound and gagged in his basement.”
Harmless, but you’re almost certain he’s got kids in his basement? LOL
This guy…Hello Kitty, Hannah Montana, whatever else that appeals to little girls…I’m wondering who or what he’s got at home that he’s pretending is his little girl. Or if he’s got something else going on.
May 10th, 2011
I LOVE THIS GUY! I am from Ohio and I actually sold him a purse once at a local retail chain I worked in… AND he has a little mermaid wallet.. He loves Ariel from the Little Mermaid because she has beautiful flowing red hair… That’s why his hair is red! He is actually a very nice man, and althought a bit eccentric, he is very sweet.
May 14th, 2011
I see this guy all the time at the North Olmsted Giant Eagle. He creeps me out. He gets his nails painted and he always has some kind of Hello Kitty shirt. My co workers and I have nicknamed him Hello Kitty Guy, or the Pedophile. I’ve actually seen parents pull their kids closer to them when he walks by.
August 4th, 2011
It’s said when you can figure out which walmart he’s at!
August 25th, 2011
sadly, i know him… this is my walmart… he is known as Hannah Montana’s biggest fan,….
October 5th, 2011
Sadly, I know who this is.
May 25th, 2012