December 13th, 2010
Zebra On The Prowl
Sexy, middle aged women are often referred to as cougars. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say sexy women over the age of 75 are now called zebras…I think she took it a little too literal.
Rhode Island
Zebra On The Prowl,





35 Comments, Comment or Ping
if i did not know no better i wonld say this conld of been one of my old neighbors
December 13th, 2010
Nice camouflage — if this were the plains of the Serengeti and not a WalMart in Rhode Island.
December 13th, 2010
Well at least her butt cheeks aren’t hanging out;-) and she matches..
December 13th, 2010
Wow! I think the zoo is missing an animal!
December 13th, 2010
At least she’s dressed nice. She doesn’t have a fat gut, her rear-end or her boobs hanging out. NOR does she have weird looking hair that’s different colors or looks like a birds nest or worse.
December 13th, 2010
A zebra buying a bird feeder. I’m sure this is some kind of zen thing.
December 13th, 2010
Don’t screw with Ted Nugent’s Mom. She probably “carries”…
December 13th, 2010
Haters to the left, etc.
December 13th, 2010
Do you think she knows Peter Griffin ?
December 13th, 2010
Maybe she’s from Quahog also
December 13th, 2010
For all those Evolution-deniers, this is proof of the missing link between humans and zebras.
December 13th, 2010
This is nicer than any of the Wal-Marts i’ve ever seen…
December 13th, 2010
No different than the crazy shit the blue haired snowbirds down here in Arizona wear.
December 13th, 2010
Most zebras are a little sleeker than that
December 13th, 2010
Actually sexy, middle-aged women are called MILFs. Middle-aged women who try to pick up people younger than their own children are cougars. just sayin.
December 13th, 2010
Maybe I am crazy, but this totally doesn’t look like Wal-Mart! Looks more like a Marshall’s or a Ross, def. NOT a Wal-Mart!
December 13th, 2010
i would be proud to have her for my service animal…
December 13th, 2010
Next she’s headed to her favorite watering hole. *badum-ching*
December 13th, 2010
Instead of the beaver you have now??
December 13th, 2010
The top would probably be cute with different pants.
December 13th, 2010
Well…Walmart is a zoo! She fits right in!
December 13th, 2010
Wonder if shes buying fruit striped gum….
December 13th, 2010
Maybe she’s a furry?
December 13th, 2010
Nice ass.
December 13th, 2010
Maybe she has a TV show about animals.
December 13th, 2010
WALK AWAAAAAY
It’s Rhode Island
Just walk away !
December 13th, 2010
I cant stare at it….it makes me dizzy~!
December 13th, 2010
I find it a little “busy” for my taste
December 13th, 2010
Must be difficult for the employees not to laugh.
December 13th, 2010
Just another wild animal shopping in the jungle of Wal-mart.
December 13th, 2010
That is not Wal-Mart. It looks like KOHLS. They have 2 for 1 slippers. I like old gum and tasteless tennis balls.
December 14th, 2010
So if she’s a cougar, is her idea of a younger man what, …54 …60 years old? Get er’ dun Granny!
December 15th, 2010
i bet shes buying some fruit striped gum
December 15th, 2010
You sure it isn’t Elton John?
December 20th, 2010
wow i could never work the cash registers at walmart just for the fact that i couldn’t keep a straight face when looking at these people
December 23rd, 2010
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