Zebra On The Prowl



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Sexy, middle aged women are often referred to as cougars. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say sexy women over the age of 75 are now called zebras…I think she took it a little too literal.

Rhode Island

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  1. judy rees

    if i did not know no better i wonld say this conld of been one of my old neighbors

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    December 13th, 2010

  2. Rex

    Nice camouflage — if this were the plains of the Serengeti and not a WalMart in Rhode Island.

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  3. Karla

    Well at least her butt cheeks aren’t hanging out;-) and she matches..

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  4. Not A Zebra

    Wow! I think the zoo is missing an animal!

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  5. Ghost Rider

    At least she’s dressed nice. She doesn’t have a fat gut, her rear-end or her boobs hanging out. NOR does she have weird looking hair that’s different colors or looks like a birds nest or worse.

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  6. Sir Hates Alot

    A zebra buying a bird feeder. I’m sure this is some kind of zen thing.

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  7. Marley

    Don’t screw with Ted Nugent’s Mom. She probably “carries”…

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  8. Kit

    Haters to the left, etc.

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  9. mike reiley

    Do you think she knows Peter Griffin ?

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  10. mike reiley

    Maybe she’s from Quahog also

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  11. Jojo

    For all those Evolution-deniers, this is proof of the missing link between humans and zebras.

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  12. Awesomemom

    This is nicer than any of the Wal-Marts i’ve ever seen…

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  13. Zig

    No different than the crazy shit the blue haired snowbirds down here in Arizona wear.

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  14. verbatim

    Most zebras are a little sleeker than that

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  15. erica

    Actually sexy, middle-aged women are called MILFs. Middle-aged women who try to pick up people younger than their own children are cougars. just sayin.

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  16. Jenna

    Maybe I am crazy, but this totally doesn’t look like Wal-Mart! Looks more like a Marshall’s or a Ross, def. NOT a Wal-Mart!

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  17. signguy

    i would be proud to have her for my service animal…

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  18. Amanda

    Next she’s headed to her favorite watering hole. *badum-ching*

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  19. fader

    Instead of the beaver you have now??

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  20. Karen

    The top would probably be cute with different pants.

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  21. geminijen

    Well…Walmart is a zoo! She fits right in!

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  22. boob

    Wonder if shes buying fruit striped gum….

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  23. Richard

    Maybe she’s a furry?

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  24. buck

    Nice ass.

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  25. popanator

    Maybe she has a TV show about animals.

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  26. SEA

    WALK AWAAAAAY

    It’s Rhode Island

    Just walk away !

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  27. lee

    I cant stare at it….it makes me dizzy~!

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  28. D

    I find it a little “busy” for my taste

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  29. Zorse

    Must be difficult for the employees not to laugh.

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  30. Jen

    Just another wild animal shopping in the jungle of Wal-mart.

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  31. Binytazrye

    That is not Wal-Mart. It looks like KOHLS. They have 2 for 1 slippers. I like old gum and tasteless tennis balls.

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    December 14th, 2010

  32. billybob

    So if she’s a cougar, is her idea of a younger man what, …54 …60 years old? Get er’ dun Granny!

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  33. i bet shes buying some fruit striped gum

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  34. It's Me

    You sure it isn’t Elton John?

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  35. Katy

    wow i could never work the cash registers at walmart just for the fact that i couldn’t keep a straight face when looking at these people

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