December 13th, 2010
The Perfect Storm
Is that kid staring in shock or amazement? Did someone strategically plant the word HO on the back of that guy’s shirt? Do those shorts come in adult sizes? I don’t have the answers to these questions but I do know sometimes the world graces us in mysterious ways.
Texas
The Perfect Storm,
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Even he is shocked by the shapeless mASS walking by.
December 13th, 2010
And I bet she’s the type to get mad when someone stares at her. Pathetic.
December 13th, 2010
everything’s bigger in Tejas
December 13th, 2010
Anyone else find it extremely tacky that she has a BABY CARRIER in that cart?
December 13th, 2010
Thats a Hypnotiq shirt.. id smash the baby momma!
December 13th, 2010
modern day clampetts go to wal mart.
December 13th, 2010
There is only one thing to say in this type of situation…….just cuz they make it in your “size” does NOT mean you need to wear it”!
December 13th, 2010
I think that kid is actually yelling “Get to the choppa NOW!” to the baby in the cart.. O.o
December 13th, 2010
“fukk the frozen dinners, dad… check this out!”
December 13th, 2010
Where else is she supposed to put the baby carrier?
December 13th, 2010
honey i think your best hope would be to hang some mistletoe on it and invite the vacuum cleaner salesman in…
December 13th, 2010
Dad,
Exaxctly where do kids come from again? I have to do what? With that?
December 13th, 2010
And That $6 Is What She’s Worth…
December 13th, 2010
Where in the HELL are here PANTS?!?!?!
For the love of God and all that is holy….people really need to get a grip on their dressing habits and PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES ALREADY!
December 13th, 2010
“Hey daddy, that woman has no pants! Can I run around in my underwear too?”
December 13th, 2010
I would think that wedgie would hurt, considering she just had a baby!
December 13th, 2010
ONLY THINK WRONG WITH THAT IS HER LAST NAME. SHE IS DEFINITLY
DOABLE.
December 13th, 2010
He’s yelling, “hey lady, your ass is hanging out!”
December 13th, 2010
She looks hot to me. I’d hit it!
December 13th, 2010
Is that what you would call a “Back Door” Camel Toe?
December 13th, 2010
Well someone said forget the “mom pants” I’m not going to wear any pants and just go in my underware.
December 13th, 2010
I’d tap that.
December 13th, 2010
Even Sir Mix-A-Lot would avert his eyes from that.
December 13th, 2010
I think he is more amazed that she is still in her under wear and wondering why he can’t run around in his.
December 13th, 2010
his shirt says HQ
December 13th, 2010
OMG Do people not own mirrors today? Gross me out!
December 13th, 2010
Do these girls walking aroud with their asses hanging out REALLY think that it is attractive? Its NOT! Just looks trashy!
December 13th, 2010
You can’t refine white trash, much less stop them from breeding.
December 13th, 2010
Forgetting to get dressed…this is one of the first signs of early onset alzheimers. This may be the time to think about getting some live-in help.
December 13th, 2010
NOT EVEN being a new mother (with an infant in the carrier), suffering from post-partum depression excuses this.
December 13th, 2010
Dad is looking for some hot dogs to go with her buns!
December 13th, 2010
I never guessed it was Texas with Pedro in the background with his white dress shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots.
December 13th, 2010
I know that going to the store with an infant can be challenging, you have to remember to bring so many things. i guess for her it was her pants though i would’ve thought the draft on her legs as she stepped out the front door would have clued her in.
December 13th, 2010
Daddy, Daddy! There must be a pool in Wal-mart cuz that lady has on swim shorts! Let’s go find the pool!
December 13th, 2010
Hey Dad looky, it’s a reverse camel toe !!!
December 13th, 2010
For heavens sake give the poor woman a break, she just came from the trailer park’s annual fashion show, I bet she won.
December 13th, 2010
At least the colors are patriotic.
December 13th, 2010
I’m a pretty forgetful person, but I’ve never forgotten to put on my pants before leaving the house!
December 13th, 2010
i love how the little kid in the basket next to her looks like he is screaming…hahaha
December 13th, 2010
Daddy – tell that lady to give me back my red shorts!
December 13th, 2010
The boy says “Mom! Mom!” but she doesn’t hear him.
December 13th, 2010
She just had a baby! Her shorts used to fit her way back when she was 12! Oh yeah, its Texas, she’s only 14.
December 13th, 2010
Yes it is tacky wearing that in public. But if she’s wearing it around the house with her man, its okay.
December 13th, 2010
Everyone has forgotten a very important point in the picture.
Short shorts + Baby carrier in cart = She puts out, Guys.
December 13th, 2010
Another prime example of the decline of decency and good taste in America.
Remember: Just because they make skanky clothes in XL sizes, doesn’t mean they should be worn.
December 13th, 2010
he is looking for a Mommy with a big a$$ per his dad’s specifications, so he is yelling his daddy: I found her, I found her!!!
December 13th, 2010
@Paula, where the hell would she put the baby carrier then? You can’t do groceries with a stroller…
December 13th, 2010
I would love to smell her panties
December 13th, 2010
The kid does have manners. He refered to her as “Miss Crisco” He didn’t call her Lard Butt.
December 13th, 2010
You can sure tell what pair of shorts were her favorite BEFORE she had a kid…
December 13th, 2010
What is happening with people these days?? Saw a teenage girl at church yesterday wearing the same type shorts! I wanted to say something to her but didn’t because we WERE at church and I’m not supposed to judge. Irritated me anyway.
December 13th, 2010
But Dad – I’m confused. She’s not a car, so why’d you say she’s got a lot of junk in her trunk?
December 13th, 2010
She’s shopping in her underwear and to top that off, it is about 3 sizes too small. Even the toddler in the next cart is shocked.
December 13th, 2010
Hot pants don’t work on everyone.
December 14th, 2010
I suspect that the sexual polarization of that kid has just been inverted…and I rhink I’ll just go claw my eyes out now…
December 14th, 2010
I AMMMM still the size I was BEFORE I had the baby…Look…..I’ll prove it…..the shorts fit!
December 14th, 2010
I’d still pound it !
December 14th, 2010
I wanna smack it! I like it! (But it is a little inappropriate for public display.)
December 14th, 2010
seriously people, if you have to wax your butt crack to wear it then it need not be worn out of the house (not even at the beach)–seriously people, I don’t want to see it, (and yes I live in Texas and am tired of it)
December 14th, 2010
I’d hit it!
December 14th, 2010
I would be on that like white on rice.
December 14th, 2010
Underwear/shorts choice, not the best. However, the shirt says HQ as was pointed out an that is where you are suppose to put a baby carrier. Duh. Should she have left the baby in the car? Oh wait. That’s another Walmart story.
December 14th, 2010
Looks like J-Lo’s ass from the South Park episode “Fat Butt & Pancake Head”.
Taco-flavored keesis!
December 14th, 2010
This THING is a MOTHER? People with such extreme poor judgement have children?! Oh yeah, I forgot, this is amerika.
December 15th, 2010
Damnnn women….put some clothes on in public pleeeease…!
I dont care if you think your rockin those shorts or not….I dont need to see your ass……
December 15th, 2010
I’d be on that like white on her face…
December 15th, 2010
Might just be me, but looks like she’s got another kid in the big area of the shopping cart. Isn’t that a toddler’s leg in there (just past her right leg)?
December 15th, 2010
Oh my gosh everyone, give the poor mama a break already!! She obviously was up all night with the baby and forgot to put on pants!! Happens to everyone.
December 15th, 2010
damm she got hella ass
December 15th, 2010
And she REPRODUCED?!?!?!
December 16th, 2010
I’d hit it, also those are just boy shorts, from these comments you would think she was walking around in a thong.
“I pity the fool who derives self-esteem from mocking other people’s clothes.”
December 16th, 2010
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! lady pull down you pants you look lyk a crack monkey…………….. lol
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December 17th, 2010
You know the trailer park doesn’t have paved roads when your feet are that black. She only wore the flip flops cause of the no shoes policy.
December 17th, 2010
Those shorts are not flattering at all. She’s not a big girl, but those shorts make her butt look huge and unattractive. I don’t understand the girls who feel they have to let it all hang out in order to be sexy. A nice pair of jeans, yes even bought at Wal*Mart, would make her rear-end look far more appealing.
December 17th, 2010
that is DISGUSTING.
Why people?why?
You want your a** hanging out??? to make it worse she has a child por poor kid.
December 19th, 2010
I WOULD HIT THAT!
December 19th, 2010
must be laundry day
December 21st, 2010
id be in that pussy l;ike white on rice
December 22nd, 2010
OK, Since she has a baby carrier, I’m going to say that she is a new mom, and the baby is probably only a week or two old. She’s sleep-deprived and had to go to Walmart for groceries, on very little (or NO) sleep. As a mom of an 18 month old, I do understand how she could’ve forgotten her pants. I actually ALMOST did the same thing when my son was a week old. I only noticed it because my wonderful fiance TOLD me as I was getting ready to walk out the door. Give the woman a break… Unless YOU have a baby & have ever been delirious from the sleep-deprivation that goes along with a newborn baby, you have NO IDEA what that is like!!!
December 23rd, 2010
She either:
a) shrunk her shorts herself on accident
or b) didnt read where it said “Girls Clothes” coz that sure ain’t a “Mom’s” short.
Poor kid……thats gawking at her butt.
December 23rd, 2010
Thats a hypnotiq shirt -.-
December 24th, 2010
Weird…Am I the only one who thinks you shouldn’t wear your period panties in public?!
December 25th, 2010
I’m guessing those shorts were supposed to be for the baby in her carriage, not her.My mom and I share clothes, but this chick has taken it to an all new level.
December 26th, 2010
She got a donk! I agree, she should never have worn these shorts in public but she’s a lot better than the other people on this site, you must admit…
December 28th, 2010
well she’s doing something right, …… she has 2 kids in the cart. lmao !!
December 29th, 2010
WoW…. some people….
February 2nd, 2011
The funniest part is that those shorts, well underware in her case, came from Wal mart. I know because i have a pair. But mine fit me. haha
February 19th, 2011
That is just disgusting! Not at Walmart. The beach maybe omg
April 5th, 2011
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