Is there anyone out there that can show me how to power-walk and do complex math problems simultaneously?
70 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Oklahoma, Walmart Fashion
Oh honey…you should NOT be wearing that…
December 15th, 2010
Oklahoma is NOT O.K.!
What the hell?!? all i can do is LOL irl
it’s a hair antenna .
for the love of god!
It’s a shame you can’t put the toothpasty body back in the tube.
Oh god! I think I know her.
She looks like she should be running in the Kentucky Derby with that ass and horsetail.
BTW folks, its coooold here in Okie Homie…YACK!
love the horse tail hair style!
Dude she has no tits
there is not one thing right with this chic.
there is NO way I would EVER, let me repeat, EVER go to walmart dressed like that, unless I had a smokin’ hot bod…even with my smart glasses on…LOL
this one time at band camp I had a flute and a stuck it in my p…….
Say what you want, but I’d hit that! Nothing hotter than a naughty school teacher, especially if she is only moderatly attractive. I bet she throws a good one!!!
package of hair ties from walmart… $2.00
walmart sweat pants… $8.00
sports bra from walmart… $12.00
getting my picture on POWM… priceless.
She kinda looks like Mr. Peanut with that monocle!
Excuse me Ma’am, you just passed the $5 shirts.
I am pretty sure this one was set up. How many nerdy girks are comfortavle enough wuth their bodies to go out dressed like thar?
I’m sorry ma’am, what the fock exactly are you wearing?
How much Aqua Net does it take on the pony tail to get it to stick straight out like that? I can’t believe the hair ties alone can do that.
I used to be a math geek, 20 years ago sure but I still have sympathy for them. And she’s not at all bad looking — a little skinny maybe, but nobody’s perfect. I’d gladly take her home with me, we could talk math and play D&D before the main course in the bedroom.
Walking around Wal-mart, calculating Rollback prices in her head.
This pick should go to Girls in yoga pants site.
Why exactly is she worried about losing her glasses for. Does she expect to have a power surge!
If someone ever catches me on this site, I REALLY want it to be right after a shot of an adult man who’a shit his pants. This one has zero impact on me after Mr. Gray and Brown shorts right before it.
Well…at least she’s not morbidly obese like 1/2 the people on here.
damm look at all the body
Damn Laura Croft has gone to hell
This is an insult to mathematicians everywhere!!!!
C’mon…you can’t tell me your actually SURPRISED! This is Wally World….this is the NORMAL dress code.
Moderately under dressed for shopping, other than that, nothing wrong here, nothing to see.
Move along people
Nothing to see, just move along
Looks more like an Avatar.
I’ve heard of a hour glass shape but she looks like a cow bell.
She may be a mathlete, but she can’t count calories, can she?
She’s no model, but worthy of PoWM? No way!
Does she (?) have a bit of a BEARD too?
December 16th, 2010
is she wearing a monacle like the Monopoly guy??
I would hit it…
I would hit it…
Her pants are pulled up so high they could almost be a bra.
Her boyfriend probably tells her how hot her body is and she says to herself ” I should stop being so selfish, especially this time of year, and share my beauty with the world”
My Mom walks inside on this machine sometimes and it can go fast too. This is like that I think.
I have decided Popanator is a college professor having fun with us. ‘Fess up! You’d have to be way smart to sound that consistently dumb.
Cindy Loo Hoo Hair-do
Hahaha Pippy Long Stockings grew up and and still can’t find the right clothes.
Make me learn, Teach………….Beat The Livin $h!t Out Of Me………But Make Me Learn !!!
The pony tail is out because she is horny. Bet she is one hot moma in bed.
Nice pair…I mean PEAR!
WOW…IS SHE HOT OR WHAT…I WOULDN’T DO THAT, NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I WAS!
AND…IF THIS WAS TAKEN IN MID DECEMBER, IN OKLAHOMA, SHE IS OUT TROLLING AT walmart…BECAUSE IT’S MOST LIKELY 20º OUTSIDE!!
What do you wanna bet she’s not even shopping? She’s just getting her 10,000 steps onto her pedometer.
Brandy Chastain gave up soccer and started playing World of Warcraft. Goooallll!
LOL! That’s like the Oompa Loompa ponytails!
anthony from arkansas
you need a major makeover
At least her butt crack and boobs aren’t hanging out for all the world to see. She’s not that overweight, either; in fact, judging by Walmart standards, she’s downright anorexic!
She was on here before…with almost the same outfit, only in a different color.
December 17th, 2010
Not again, mom…
December 18th, 2010
DO NOT wear a bra to any public place like this
she must think shes all that sad
December 19th, 2010
I like nerd girls. I’d do her!
Now that is one sexy woman…. just imagine her in a silky sexy nighty…. wait….. wrong picture. My bad. Now I think I am going to be sick.
December 21st, 2010
OMG how embarrassing for Oklahoma
December 22nd, 2010
this bitch resembles and avatar
damn im pretty sure thats my retarded neighbor. honestly, this is funny to me but she’s retarded. don’t get me wrong, i have seen some of the weirdest people in my experiences at this hell hole
February 9th, 2011
February 23rd, 2011
OMG I know this lady!!! I worked at this store and she was a HORRIBLE person. Slamming her fists on the counter and demanding that we sell her some of the store use supplies!
This lady is a legit nut!
August 3rd, 2011
I know this person and have seen her before in real life. That outfit is basically what she wears everyday. The real ironic part is they call her a mathlete and it’s sad because in real life she is mentally retarded– and I don’t mean that in a derogative way. I mean she actually has mental problems (obvious) since she’s wearing THAT and in winter and it’s her only set of clothing. Don’t get me wrong it;s funny online but in real life it’s scary and weird and uncomfortable.
November 7th, 2011
Methinks someone makes a habit of these particular outings. And performs them only to further supplement a wardrobe comprised in its entirety of various colored stretchy jog bras and god awful sweatpants.
January 18th, 2012
I’ve actually seen her several times at the mall too. At least this time she’s wearing a dark bra.. She usually wears a sheer white sports bra that shows all her nooks and crannys..
January 21st, 2013