Hey! Hey you! Hey stop! Security! Security! That guy is trying to smuggle turds out of here!
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“Excuse me sir…you either sat in chocolate…or you have some poo in your pants”….LOL C’mon..you know thats itchy!!!
December 15th, 2010
ummm…DUDE…COURTESY WIPE….ITS COURTEOUS!!!
I don’t think that was the best place to hide the Choco Taco he’s trying to steal.
Anal leakage on isle 10
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Oh wow. It took me a second to see it, but then…there it was…the stain heard ’round the world. Gross.
And we thought BP had a bad leak.
“clean up on register 1, please, clean up on register 1!”
Oh boy! That’s gonna itch when it dries!
Ewwwww… On second thought, I’m going to shop behind this guy. It will curb my appetite and I won’t spend as much.
I hope those towels he’s buying are to remedy the cause of that stain.
He’s gonna end up with a severe case of “swamp ass”. Better go find a wet wipe or somethin’.
Nothing worse than a SHART!!
In his defense, every damn time I have to stop in Walmart and I need to use the bathroom they’re always closed for cleaning. Then you half to walk a half a mile to the other side of the store, and when you get there two old fogeys and three stupid kids are standing by the stalls waiting for their turn and you wonder why a clean Walmart bathroom looks like a dirty Walmart bathroom. But damn if you’ve got the squirts you need to avoid shopping at Walmart.
He thought he had a fart, but instead it was a shart!!!!!!!
It doesn’t matter how badass you think you are, if you have a skid mark on your shorts you just aren’t.
And there’s a whole line of people behind him howling and falling down and taking his picture. It will be frontpage on his hometown newspaper. And Youtube. And everyone’s Facebook. And on the wall at his high school reunion. The world isn’t safe for Walcreatures anymore. Thank heavens. &:-)
C’mon, everyone knows how NASTY Wally World bathrooms are….he’s better off shitting his pants!
I don’t even wanna know how he can not know that he has anal leakage like that gross. I am glad I do not have to smell that, and can we say swamp ass???
Brett Favre’s streak ended at 297 games. This guys streak is still going.
Notice how the guy with cart is a safe distance Behind?
ok just think what’s in his underwares if all that is showing on his shorts……or maybe no underwares in which case may i suggest the “heavy duty” ones!!!!!!!
Not only did he NOT Squeeze The Charmin, he didn’t use it either.
I wonder how many times he’s checked his feet to see if it is dog shit he smells.
Sh*t happens, wipe your *ss and get on with your life.
now u know….i would certainly have handed him a roll of papertowel and a depends……..
He heard a supermarket was one of the best places to meet a woman, so he doesn’t understand why the ladies are avoiding his eye contact and small talk.
If he’s not going commando that’s a serious case of mud-butt.
Excuse me sir, you’re in the wrong aisle. Maxi pads are over by the pharmacy.
OH SHART !!!
“Here I stand, broken hearted. Came to shop but only sharted.”
Think he knows about the stain? Depends.
“Do farts have lumps?”
Here I stand with the other dimwitted
Tried to fart….oh dam I shitted!
Isn’t that the bathroom right in front of him??
someone should remind this guy that farts don’t have lumps.
I bet he has one iching hemorroid. How can he not feel the “wetness” against his behind?
Think he knows about the stain? Depends.
HAHAHAHA best comment award goes to you!!!!!!
That’s gross now but just wait. He’s going to go sit in someone’s car with that mess!
Looks like this poor guy had seperator failure. Hope hes buying some ex lax while hes there.
Pookie Ray Babcock
How do all you nasty people know what swamp ass is? What is that? And why do you know that dried shit makes your ass itch? Wipe your ass people!!!!! ROFLMAO
I’m pretty he Sharted!!!
I hope he’s buying Pepto !
This is what I personally call M.B.S.: Mushy Butt Syndrome
Once you see it you’ll…. wait…. looks like he’s the one shitting brix.
It’s the stain that keeps on giving – when you sit on the bench right after him and notice it on your pants.
Ickle Little Friend
When Farts Go Bad
George or RolloverRiderPGR
His next stop is sitting in his car. I really, really hope that “wet spot” has turned into a stain and doesn’t get on his velour seat! He’ll NEVER get that stain out of the light grey seat once the sun bakes it in!
Must be on an Alli diet and had too much trans fat.
“Shit Happens” or shit happened….
I hope he’s not buying anymore bean burritos.
It reminds me of the talking stain on the Tide Pen commercials.
betcha anything he’s reading a comic…
I bet that guy standing behind him is just staring at it the whole time!
GH in B-Lo
Wally Mart must’ve been giving out samples of Frito-Lay Wow! Chips.
You know Olestra causes “anal leakage”!
You’ll shit bricks when you see it…..no really.
Scratch and Sniff!
bean beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you shoot
Thank you for shopping at “Wal-shart.” Come again.
damm look he shat him self
To Be Me
Things he should buy at Walmart, but probably won’t…..
1. Baby wipes for sensitive skin. If his butt is not burning, it will be.
2. Depends, so that we are protected from his accidents when he leaves the bathroom.
3. New pants, then leave the old ones in the bathroom garbage can for some poor sanitation worker to cart off.
4. Strong cologne to kill any lingering odor.
I feel sorry for his wife or gf (if he even has one) who has to wash his nasty clothes!
doesn’t he feel that shart?
Proof that some medications DO cause anal seepage!
December 16th, 2010
Wonder if this is the same person who threw those pants in the garbage in the restroom, maybe he should’ve tossed the underwear too,,,,,LOL….
I’m guessing because he wears old cut-off sweat pants, this is not an uncommon problem for him. He needs to stop eating the ‘blow your butthole out’ Mexican food!
…later on I took a chance,
tried to fart,
but shat my pants.
Freaking seriously? I lose more faith in humanity by the day.
Let’s hope he wasn’t sitting on the bench by the pharmacy before this picture was taken. You know the one. It’s the one you always see the kids climbing all over.
Oh and one more thing. I think my next car will be a new one. Suddenly the thought of saving money by avoiding first and second year depreciation isn’t as appealing to me anymore.
To fart or not to fart …
OMG….it would almost kill me not to say something to this guy! You cant tell me he cant feel that?…….
At least he’s in the right place to buy a new pair of shorts.
That dude is going cat fishing, you can tell by the stink bait he’s storing in his pants.
He Mr.Shitstain, you’ve made the big time now. The snickering you hear behind your back for the next few years is karmic payback for being a a-hole most of your life
One time I was at work and some boys were teasing me and Gene my boss made them leave. They squished a candy bar on my bike seat and I sat in it! Boy was my Mom mad!
Please God, tell me this is not in Kentucky .
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow…
@POPANATOR: Maybe that wasn’t a candy bar. Jus sayin’.
Reason #1 to avoid taking the drug Alli.
I guess you could call him a “turd-burglar!”
Perhaps the gentleman should have taken some of his tattoo money and bought some immodium instead….
Man, you could use that like one of those Rorschach inkblot tests.
“What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this?”
“Panty liners for men could make me millions!”
On second thought, that guy’s probably pretty hairy. He probably just went to the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper.
Kind of like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet.
If he keeps it up, he’ll have the same brown pants as the lady in front of him.
Too fat and lazy to wipe his butt! Gag!
I cannot stop laughing……..Baby that’s nasty……..I am so glad I wasn’t the one behind this guy Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
December 17th, 2010
he has pants under his arm.
Sometimes at night when my brother and I were too lazy to walk to the bathroom, we would go in the sock drawer. Then in the morning when Mom would open the dresser, we would scream “Howdy Doody!!”. This made me think of that.
either he sharted or sat on a candy bar, im not doing a scratch and sniff. oh no not me
What’s bad – it looks fresh, well wait, I guess if it was dried, that would be worse. EITHER WAY – um EW!
Fat men can’t reach back to wipe. He needs a stick and a rag as a holiday gift, along with some lysol.
December 18th, 2010
Goliath has no idea that he is leaking shit. Much like a dinosaur, there is a great distance between his large ass and small brain. I doubt the two parts communicate much.
If he sat in McDonald’s, Subway, or whatever eatery this Walmart has, let’s hope the restaurant workers did not wipe the table top followed by wiping the seat.
Here I stand broken hearted
Shit my pants
When I thought I’d farted
Greg B in Oklahoma
Lemme guess, his favorite line of clothing is Ed Farty.
December 20th, 2010
ew… just ew…
You know what they say, “What comes in MUST come out.” That was just in the wrong place. : )
THATS NOT A TURD THATS A SMASHED SNAKE
He couldbe on that weight loss pill alli itmakes you shat’ard ALOT
December 22nd, 2010
lookin at the size of that guy I don’t want to be the one to tell him….
Guys here is an example when you sit on the couch and scratch yourself of what could happen…
Defination of “surprise”; Fart with wet in it!
December 23rd, 2010
Holy Cow Batman!!!! That is what we call putting on the skids!!!!!!!
December 24th, 2010
Oh dear GOD! hahahahahahahahaha!
December 25th, 2010
I think we are all overlooking the fact this he is wearing cut off sweats and work boots and a cut off t-shirt. I mean shitting your pants and going to walmart isnt really a leap for this guy.
December 27th, 2010
HEY LADIES…HE’S SINGLE!!!!
im really hoping he was getting himself some depends!!`
December 28th, 2010
I have to go to the bathroom !! Just go man, just go. Ahh it’s warm.
December 29th, 2010
i really hope this poor guy is getting himself some depends!
sc ott b
ok, now we all know who sat on mr. hanky………..hideeho
December 30th, 2010
as kid rock says in , american bad ass song … it stinks in here .. cuz im the shit.
December 31st, 2010
Sir….. Did you poop your pants?
No…. I didn’t Poop my Pants !
Are you Sure ??????
I’m SURE I didn’t ! I don’t want to hear another word about it !!!!!!
Skid mark…. say what? I thought you said you didn’t poop your pants !!!
OH…………………..I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ……………TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!
January 5th, 2011
the worst part if this is that it’s a man with a leaky asshole….lol.
he probably keeps looking around and wondering who farted
January 11th, 2011
Who thought you’d have to go to Walmart to see the ring around ‘Uranus?’
He thought he had to fart but he pooped. Poor guy just can’t hold his mud.
January 13th, 2011
“Hey dude…..who’s that butt hole talking crap behind your back”
January 14th, 2011
Are those pants or kitchen towels under his arm? ..Either way.. I think he knows. lol
January 15th, 2011
Awww Shit….I thought I had a better grip on that!
January 17th, 2011
Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted. Later I thought, by some chance, I could fart and I shit my pants!
January 21st, 2011
can we get a rewipe in isle 7!!!!
January 24th, 2011
And dude probably didn’t buy what he really needs..toilet paper. GOD THAT IS SO SICK!!
January 26th, 2011
Dang, dude…. was there no paper? Coulda used a scraper……
Or as they said centuries ago in England:
It is written with a Coal
He who S–tteth with his Hole
Unless he wipe his Arse clean
On his Breeches it shall be Seen.
January 31st, 2011
and that children is the end of our beloved Mister Hanky
February 9th, 2011
Larry The Cable Guy
Hey! Who took this picture of me?? Why didn’t anybody tell me I had say on my Mr.Goodbar?? Git ‘er Done!
February 16th, 2011
If Walmart would open up a few more registers every now and then ,people wouldn’t have to shit themselves waiting for so damn long in those lines !
December 9th, 2013