Stink, Stank, Stunk



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Hey! Hey you! Hey stop! Security! Security! That guy is trying to smuggle turds out of here!

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Stink, Stank, Stunk, 9.2 out of 10 based on 13 ratings

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  1. JMHodge

    “Excuse me sir…you either sat in chocolate…or you have some poo in your pants”….LOL C’mon..you know thats itchy!!!

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  2. Brian Bennett

    ummm…DUDE…COURTESY WIPE….ITS COURTEOUS!!!

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  3. Fo' Sho'

    I don’t think that was the best place to hide the Choco Taco he’s trying to steal.

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  4. Newsitian

    Anal leakage on isle 10

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  5. the truth

    NEVER TRUST A FART!!!

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  6. Oh wow. It took me a second to see it, but then…there it was…the stain heard ’round the world. Gross.

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  7. troy

    And we thought BP had a bad leak.

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  8. jamie

    “clean up on register 1, please, clean up on register 1!”

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  9. Ducky

    Oh boy! That’s gonna itch when it dries!

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  10. TracyD

    Ewwwww… On second thought, I’m going to shop behind this guy. It will curb my appetite and I won’t spend as much.

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  11. Beef

    I hope those towels he’s buying are to remedy the cause of that stain.

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  12. energizer

    He’s gonna end up with a severe case of “swamp ass”. Better go find a wet wipe or somethin’.

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  13. Kara Shively

    Nothing worse than a SHART!!

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  14. The One

    In his defense, every damn time I have to stop in Walmart and I need to use the bathroom they’re always closed for cleaning. Then you half to walk a half a mile to the other side of the store, and when you get there two old fogeys and three stupid kids are standing by the stalls waiting for their turn and you wonder why a clean Walmart bathroom looks like a dirty Walmart bathroom. But damn if you’ve got the squirts you need to avoid shopping at Walmart.

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  15. Sunshine

    He thought he had a fart, but instead it was a shart!!!!!!!

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  16. Lost Soul

    It doesn’t matter how badass you think you are, if you have a skid mark on your shorts you just aren’t.

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  17. verbatim

    And there’s a whole line of people behind him howling and falling down and taking his picture. It will be frontpage on his hometown newspaper. And Youtube. And everyone’s Facebook. And on the wall at his high school reunion. The world isn’t safe for Walcreatures anymore. Thank heavens. &:-)

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  18. courtney

    C’mon, everyone knows how NASTY Wally World bathrooms are….he’s better off shitting his pants!

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  19. MeliRae

    I don’t even wanna know how he can not know that he has anal leakage like that gross. I am glad I do not have to smell that, and can we say swamp ass???

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  20. Wes

    Brett Favre’s streak ended at 297 games. This guys streak is still going.

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  21. me

    Notice how the guy with cart is a safe distance Behind?

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  22. Stuckie

    ok just think what’s in his underwares if all that is showing on his shorts……or maybe no underwares in which case may i suggest the “heavy duty” ones!!!!!!!

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  23. cheri

    Not only did he NOT Squeeze The Charmin, he didn’t use it either.

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  24. Bob

    I wonder how many times he’s checked his feet to see if it is dog shit he smells.

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  25. boo bear

    so gross

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  26. Zane

    Sh*t happens, wipe your *ss and get on with your life.

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  27. Stuckie

    now u know….i would certainly have handed him a roll of papertowel and a depends……..

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  28. Jen

    He heard a supermarket was one of the best places to meet a woman, so he doesn’t understand why the ladies are avoiding his eye contact and small talk.

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  29. Richard

    If he’s not going commando that’s a serious case of mud-butt.

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  30. Jen

    Excuse me sir, you’re in the wrong aisle. Maxi pads are over by the pharmacy.

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  31. LuvBigGirlz

    OH SHART !!!

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  32. jdh

    “Here I stand, broken hearted. Came to shop but only sharted.”

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  33. Richard

    Think he knows about the stain? Depends.

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  34. Rob

    “Do farts have lumps?”

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  35. Netjnke

    Shart Attack!

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  36. Ken

    Here I stand with the other dimwitted
    Tried to fart….oh dam I shitted!

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  37. Sharon

    Isn’t that the bathroom right in front of him??

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  38. Goofy59

    someone should remind this guy that farts don’t have lumps.

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  39. Stpn2me

    I bet he has one iching hemorroid. How can he not feel the “wetness” against his behind?

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  40. cheri

    Richard says
    Think he knows about the stain? Depends.
    —————————————————————-
    HAHAHAHA best comment award goes to you!!!!!!

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  41. Cathy

    That’s gross now but just wait. He’s going to go sit in someone’s car with that mess!

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  42. boob

    Looks like this poor guy had seperator failure. Hope hes buying some ex lax while hes there.

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  43. Pookie Ray Babcock

    How do all you nasty people know what swamp ass is? What is that? And why do you know that dried shit makes your ass itch? Wipe your ass people!!!!! ROFLMAO

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  44. Paw

    I’m pretty he Sharted!!!

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  45. rbart97322

    I hope he’s buying Pepto !

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  46. rbart97322

    This is what I personally call M.B.S.: Mushy Butt Syndrome

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  47. SDL

    Once you see it you’ll…. wait…. looks like he’s the one shitting brix.

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  48. Jen

    It’s the stain that keeps on giving – when you sit on the bench right after him and notice it on your pants.

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  49. Ickle Little Friend

    When Farts Go Bad

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  50. George or RolloverRiderPGR

    His next stop is sitting in his car. I really, really hope that “wet spot” has turned into a stain and doesn’t get on his velour seat! He’ll NEVER get that stain out of the light grey seat once the sun bakes it in!

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  51. madz1962

    Must be on an Alli diet and had too much trans fat.

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  52. Marley

    “Shit Happens” or shit happened….

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  53. Jeffiner

    I hope he’s not buying anymore bean burritos.

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  54. Mallory

    It reminds me of the talking stain on the Tide Pen commercials.

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  55. signguy

    betcha anything he’s reading a comic…

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  56. Morquinn

    I bet that guy standing behind him is just staring at it the whole time!

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  57. GH in B-Lo

    Wally Mart must’ve been giving out samples of Frito-Lay Wow! Chips.

    You know Olestra causes “anal leakage”!

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  58. Mista Beat

    You’ll shit bricks when you see it…..no really.

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  59. Budrick

    Scratch and Sniff!

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  60. franktard

    bean beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you shoot

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  61. Jen

    Thank you for shopping at “Wal-shart.” Come again.

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  62. damm look he shat him self

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  63. To Be Me

    Things he should buy at Walmart, but probably won’t…..
    1. Baby wipes for sensitive skin. If his butt is not burning, it will be.
    2. Depends, so that we are protected from his accidents when he leaves the bathroom.
    3. New pants, then leave the old ones in the bathroom garbage can for some poor sanitation worker to cart off.
    4. Strong cologne to kill any lingering odor.

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  64. XO-XXX

    I feel sorry for his wife or gf (if he even has one) who has to wash his nasty clothes!

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  65. doesn’t he feel that shart?

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  66. WTH

    Proof that some medications DO cause anal seepage!

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  67. Shwarawker

    Hershey squirts

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  68. TRISARAHTOPS

    Wonder if this is the same person who threw those pants in the garbage in the restroom, maybe he should’ve tossed the underwear too,,,,,LOL….

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  69. notyerkind

    I’m guessing because he wears old cut-off sweat pants, this is not an uncommon problem for him. He needs to stop eating the ‘blow your butthole out’ Mexican food!

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  70. Tirepatch King

    …later on I took a chance,
    tried to fart,
    but shat my pants.

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  71. osyluth

    o.O

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  72. dasboos

    Freaking seriously? I lose more faith in humanity by the day.

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  73. Bill

    Let’s hope he wasn’t sitting on the bench by the pharmacy before this picture was taken. You know the one. It’s the one you always see the kids climbing all over.

    Oh and one more thing. I think my next car will be a new one. Suddenly the thought of saving money by avoiding first and second year depreciation isn’t as appealing to me anymore.

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  74. Zole

    To fart or not to fart …

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  75. nanas

    OMG….it would almost kill me not to say something to this guy! You cant tell me he cant feel that?…….

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  76. EAT

    At least he’s in the right place to buy a new pair of shorts.

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  77. batshizzle crazy

    That dude is going cat fishing, you can tell by the stink bait he’s storing in his pants.

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  78. the mexican

    He Mr.Shitstain, you’ve made the big time now. The snickering you hear behind your back for the next few years is karmic payback for being a a-hole most of your life :)

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  79. popanator

    One time I was at work and some boys were teasing me and Gene my boss made them leave. They squished a candy bar on my bike seat and I sat in it! Boy was my Mom mad!

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  80. sherri farmer

    Please God, tell me this is not in Kentucky .

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  81. pamt

    Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow…

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  82. Kay

    He sharted!

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    December 16th, 2010

  83. energizer

    @POPANATOR: Maybe that wasn’t a candy bar. Jus sayin’.

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    December 16th, 2010

  84. Jillian

    Reason #1 to avoid taking the drug Alli.

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    December 16th, 2010

  85. RTI

    I guess you could call him a “turd-burglar!”

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    December 16th, 2010

  86. Boston Butt

    Perhaps the gentleman should have taken some of his tattoo money and bought some immodium instead….

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    December 16th, 2010

  87. Pablo

    Man, you could use that like one of those Rorschach inkblot tests.

    “What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this?”

    “Panty liners for men could make me millions!”

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    December 16th, 2010

  88. Pablo

    On second thought, that guy’s probably pretty hairy. He probably just went to the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper.

    Kind of like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

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    December 16th, 2010

  89. Jen

    If he keeps it up, he’ll have the same brown pants as the lady in front of him.

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    December 16th, 2010

  90. earlymusicus

    Too fat and lazy to wipe his butt! Gag!

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    December 16th, 2010

  91. whddusitmattafor

    I cannot stop laughing……..Baby that’s nasty……..I am so glad I wasn’t the one behind this guy Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    December 17th, 2010

  92. jody mcfee

    he has pants under his arm.

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    December 17th, 2010

  93. POPANATOR

    Sometimes at night when my brother and I were too lazy to walk to the bathroom, we would go in the sock drawer. Then in the morning when Mom would open the dresser, we would scream “Howdy Doody!!”. This made me think of that.

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    December 17th, 2010

  94. either he sharted or sat on a candy bar, im not doing a scratch and sniff. oh no not me

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    December 17th, 2010

  95. Liljayhawk

    What’s bad – it looks fresh, well wait, I guess if it was dried, that would be worse. EITHER WAY – um EW!

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    December 17th, 2010

  96. ina

    Fat men can’t reach back to wipe. He needs a stick and a rag as a holiday gift, along with some lysol.

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    December 17th, 2010

  97. Big Stanky

    CACA!!!

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    December 18th, 2010

  98. King David

    Goliath has no idea that he is leaking shit. Much like a dinosaur, there is a great distance between his large ass and small brain. I doubt the two parts communicate much.

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    December 18th, 2010

  99. Jerry

    If he sat in McDonald’s, Subway, or whatever eatery this Walmart has, let’s hope the restaurant workers did not wipe the table top followed by wiping the seat.

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    December 18th, 2010

  100. clandesdun

    Here I stand broken hearted
    Shit my pants
    When I thought I’d farted

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    December 18th, 2010

  101. Greg B in Oklahoma

    Lemme guess, his favorite line of clothing is Ed Farty.

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    December 20th, 2010

  102. Cheri

    ew… just ew…

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    December 20th, 2010

  103. Anonymous

    You know what they say, “What comes in MUST come out.” That was just in the wrong place. : )

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    December 20th, 2010

  104. woody5678910

    THATS NOT A TURD THATS A SMASHED SNAKE

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    December 20th, 2010

  105. Trav2016

    He couldbe on that weight loss pill alli itmakes you shat’ard ALOT

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    December 22nd, 2010

  106. kimmerz

    lookin at the size of that guy I don’t want to be the one to tell him….

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    December 22nd, 2010

  107. Melissa

    Guys here is an example when you sit on the couch and scratch yourself of what could happen…

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    December 22nd, 2010

  108. Dale C.

    Defination of “surprise”; Fart with wet in it!

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    December 23rd, 2010

  109. Richard Hulbert

    Holy Cow Batman!!!! That is what we call putting on the skids!!!!!!!

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    December 24th, 2010

  110. Elva

    Oh dear GOD! hahahahahahahahaha!

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    December 25th, 2010

  111. Sarah

    I think we are all overlooking the fact this he is wearing cut off sweats and work boots and a cut off t-shirt. I mean shitting your pants and going to walmart isnt really a leap for this guy.

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    December 27th, 2010

  112. Ohsnap!

    HEY LADIES…HE’S SINGLE!!!!

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    December 27th, 2010

  113. lc

    im really hoping he was getting himself some depends!!`

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    December 28th, 2010

  114. Fred Blaylock

    I have to go to the bathroom !! Just go man, just go. Ahh it’s warm.

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    December 29th, 2010

  115. lc

    i really hope this poor guy is getting himself some depends!

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    December 29th, 2010

  116. sc ott b

    ok, now we all know who sat on mr. hanky………..hideeho

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    December 30th, 2010

  117. bones

    as kid rock says in , american bad ass song … it stinks in here .. cuz im the shit.

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    December 31st, 2010

  118. joe

    Sir….. Did you poop your pants?
    No…. I didn’t Poop my Pants !
    Are you Sure ??????
    I’m SURE I didn’t ! I don’t want to hear another word about it !!!!!!
    Skid mark…. say what? I thought you said you didn’t poop your pants !!!

    OH…………………..I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ……………TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!

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    January 5th, 2011

  119. Hannah

    the worst part if this is that it’s a man with a leaky asshole….lol.

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    January 5th, 2011

  120. LOL

    he probably keeps looking around and wondering who farted

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    January 11th, 2011

  121. Walmart fan

    Who thought you’d have to go to Walmart to see the ring around ‘Uranus?’

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    January 11th, 2011

  122. Thelma

    He thought he had to fart but he pooped. Poor guy just can’t hold his mud.

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    January 13th, 2011

  123. Dan

    “Hey dude…..who’s that butt hole talking crap behind your back”

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    January 14th, 2011

  124. mia

    Are those pants or kitchen towels under his arm? ..Either way.. I think he knows. lol

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    January 15th, 2011

  125. AMP

    Awww Shit….I thought I had a better grip on that!

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    January 17th, 2011

  126. jonz

    Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted. Later I thought, by some chance, I could fart and I shit my pants!

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    January 21st, 2011

  127. snowbunnyj30

    can we get a rewipe in isle 7!!!!

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    January 24th, 2011

  128. Lisa

    And dude probably didn’t buy what he really needs..toilet paper. GOD THAT IS SO SICK!!

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    January 26th, 2011

  129. Leeroy

    Dang, dude…. was there no paper? Coulda used a scraper……

    Or as they said centuries ago in England:

    It is written with a Coal
    He who S–tteth with his Hole
    Unless he wipe his Arse clean
    On his Breeches it shall be Seen.

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    January 31st, 2011

  130. chris

    and that children is the end of our beloved Mister Hanky

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    February 9th, 2011

  131. Larry The Cable Guy

    Hey! Who took this picture of me?? Why didn’t anybody tell me I had say on my Mr.Goodbar?? Git ‘er Done!

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    February 16th, 2011

  132. earl

    If Walmart would open up a few more registers every now and then ,people wouldn’t have to shit themselves waiting for so damn long in those lines !

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