It’s like a really easy Highlights magazine photo hunt.
144 Comments | In: Louisiana, Vehicles
How do people drive with all that crap on their cars? Haven’t they ever heard of aerodynamics? Even with an old clunker like that, I would hate to think what it is doing to his fuel mileage.
September 7th, 2009
A handicapped tag on the rearview mirror. Is that for the car, or the driver?
Hello, I’m on drugs and this is my car…
What the heck does Big Bert look like? =-O
WOW! What is this, like the third picture we’ve seen on here with people glueing weird crap to their cars?? I’m shocked it’s such a phenomenon! I’ve never personally seen a vehicle like this, but I am going to make it my life’s mission to find one now. Thank you PoW!
When the cops see crap like this, they should have it towed to the nearest junk yard. It’s ridiculous what we allow to run on our roads in this country. That junk could come off and kill someone.
It’s amazing to think that people who alter a car like that still have the mental capacity to be able to drive..
My big worry is that these photos are going to leak out into the universe through somebody’s wireless connection, and when they are picked up by a powerful alien civilization, we are toast. Once they get a glimpse of all these weird earthlings they are going to do the sensible thing and zap us with a cosmic ray gun.
I… I have no words for this level of stupidity. 0_0
I’m curious if it’s the car that is handicapped or the person driving it.
Must be Ruffins car…
WHY ?????? :-\
Look closely! Right behind the driver’s seat: the flux capacitor’s gone missing from the Delorean!
WHY ??????? :-\
How is that LEGAL?!If you tried to drive down the street in PA like that, your shit would be impounded before you even got out your driveway. As a sidenote, I think it’s pretty much implied that they’re handicapped, so they don’t really need the sticker. Not all handicaps are physical. . .
this is from my home town. i see this thing all over the place.
AND big bert.
You know, for some people, Christmas comes more than once a year…
…is that corn on the cob…in a cup? Just checking.
That guy actually offered to give me a ride one time. He lives a few miles down the highway from me. I said “No thanks!” and kept walking. He drove on the shoulder of the road trying to strike up a conversation before he left. I could have been an ornament on his car.
This guy lives right down the road from me and offered me a ride home one day when my car was broken down. I said “No thanks!” and kept walking. He drove along the shoulder of the road trying to strike up conversation with me for a little while before he finally drove off. I could have ended up as an ornament on his car.
I had to stare at this picture for a while,can’t decide my favorite part;the wooden fender,the oil filter attached to the fender,the passenger side rear view mirror attached to the door via a piece of wood,the crutch,but the winner is the super neat wiring job!!! WTF !!!
Are these junker cars some kind of new trash trend? Unbelievable!
Does Louisiana not have a vehicle inspection sticker? How can this be safe?
I know that has to be Ruffins work.
I think he garage blew up, landed on his car, and he just left it all there.
Looks like someone missed out on that whole “cash for clunkers” program.
In my state your car has to pass yearly inspection to make sure it’s safe to drive…..which is awesome.
September 8th, 2009
I wonder if the handycap tag is REALLY for the car!!!
Sweet Jesus! What IS all that shit?!?!
What a piece of shit 8 ) lol
Can Can (Mom Most Traveled)
Good to know that wood can be used for auto body repairs.
Seriously isn’t stuff like this some kind of public safety violation?
How is this not a moving violatiom for unsafe equipment??
If I saw this vehicle on the road I would pull it over and cite the driver for NUMEROUS violations that I can see from this picture. And how exactly does this vehicle pass it’s periodic safety inspection?? They must not have them in LA.
Is that car also parked in the handicap space…LOL
Looks like Ricky and Julian are at Walmart. Trailer Park Boys FTW!
Welcome to Ruston, Louisiana!
That gets a WTF??? Did they hit a road-side memorial and just keep going?
my favorite part… hmm… probably the corn.
i’d really hate to meet Big Bert if this is his son. -_-’
I spy something…..
Easy to hide from the laws in a junkyard with this baby.
There are no words for this…..
This just furthers my resolve to NEVER go to Louisiana…
I am favor of Art Cars.
I…don’t think this is one of them.
Oh, and YES, Pennsylvania’s rules about your car being drive-able and safe are super-strict but make sense. Here in Chicago you can get away with so many crazy car things and pass inspection – bumper held on by bungee cords…
After being in PA and moving to another state, it’s mind-blowing how loosey-goosey other states are with gun laws, liquor laws, and what shape your car has to be in to pass inspection.
CORN IN A MEASURING CUP!
September 9th, 2009
There are states that don’t have inspections. I know TN doesn’t. Maybe LA doesn’t either! Obviously not! Wouldn’t you hate to be behind this when one of those things flies off?
actually, the bucket has fallen off. but he has added a new feature to the roof, a fine and useless wire basket.
Did you see the hanging handicapped placard? lol
Looks like Ricky’s car from Trailer Park Boys.
I don’t know why, but I find the corn cob particularly disturbing.
Is that a smoke detector behind the corn? I hope he changes the batteries twice a year, like he is supposed to. Maybe they check that at his annual safety inspection.
Good ‘ol Ruston.
As far as I know, none of this stuff on his car is illegal. He only has to pass yearly inspection, in which you must have working headlights, tail lights, reverse or “back-up” lights, turn indicators, proper documentation and windshield cracks must be within tolerances (not clear across entire windshield, no major cracking on driver’s side.
I kinda like it.
@peaches: I haven’t seen it since the wire basket addition – I can’t wait!
i bet big bert is very, very ashamed of his son…
Oh no, this is just too much
I saw Big Bert the other day, going down Alabama St. My buddy said he saw BB sitting in his car in the Super 1 parking lot, eating an entire cake. No utensils, just a man and his desire for cake. Awesome.
a cob of corn… seriously…… wtf
September 10th, 2009
BEST CAPTION EVER!!!
cash for clunkers? i wonder if it made it to the car lot. lol
Um. This just confuses me. The corn is a nice touch. You know, just in case anyone gets hungry while looking for the headlights.
The caption got me. Picture wouldn’t be funny without it!!
They should move the car inside as a display for J-B Weld.
how do they stick all the crap to the car? duct tape? hot glue? screws?
did he kill his dad at that exact spot? Is that why there’s a mobile memorial?
American ingenuity is amazing – eco friendly turn signal- bulb in a recylced red jug so the light is red when it flashes. Bet this one has a patent pending.
September 11th, 2009
That is so funny…Your caption really did it for me!
It’s always good to have a spare quart of oil. maybe that is a supplemental oil fill, seeing as how it might be disruptive to open the hood
It does look like Rickys car!!
why does it look like he hit a roadside memorial?
omg! haha i live in ruston, la and i see this car all the time!! it cracks me up everytime
the handicap tag on the rear view mirror says it all for me.
n it would be from Louisiana.
And here I paid my license fee instead of bringing out the old wooden sign. Damn! Foiled again!
I like the wooden fender! nice touch! The corn just sets the whole thing off! BAAAAAAM!
September 12th, 2009
this makes me wanna cry. seriously, why the corn? and where is the other crutch??
I can’t guess the theme,
I really need to open up.
There actually used to be more lawn mower parts.
I used to live in LA. There is no real safety inspection required to get your plates. You’re supposed to get a “brake tag” on your own, but no one checks. I lived there for 4 years w/ a clunker & never got one.
Call me obsessive compulsive, but at least the lady with the cats had a theme for her car……..
September 13th, 2009
We live in the same town and know the owner of this car……you think the outside is bad, you should see the inside!!!! And yes, I am serious.
Confidential to “ohmygodadancingbear,” Yes you do have to have your vehicle inspected yearly, but as long as your safety features work (lights, brakes, visibility, etc) you can pretty much get anything tagged. “Brake tag??” Must have been a local thing…..lived in several La towns over my lifetime and never heard of it.
I have never seen people glue shit to their car and then drive it. I guess that ignorance really is bliss!
this is an old picture. the cops made him take this stuff off of his car…i know him…he will come and bug me while i work all the time…he’s annoying but a nice guy…just a little messed up. lol.
September 14th, 2009
Yea I live in the same town and yea he loves this car. You should hear the horn.. He’s a sweet guy and his name actually isn’t Bert. It’s Greg.
ha..thats in ruston louisiana
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I go to college in the town this car is located (Ruston, Louisiana) and have seen this car driving around on random days and twice parked in the Walmart parking lot!
I don’t know: I think that in a pinch, a wooden could be used in place of a metal fender. At least you don’t have to worry about rust.
I agree- I find the corn both disturbing and amusing….
“Corn on the Car”, perhaps?
Rocket J. Squirrel
omg..i cant beleive i live in this state…*dies*
It must belong to “Leatherface” from “Texas Chain Saw Massacre”.
September 15th, 2009
Who is big Bert? Do you think he’s embarrassed that his son looks like that?
I wonder if he got $4,500 of our tax dollars for the CASH FOR CLUNKERS PROGRAM last month? Actually, it might be worth tax $$ to get this piece of s*it off the road!
The first guy that commented this. Deff drives a damn Pries!!! Lmao
dustin st. andre
funny thing is that car is my home town or ruston, la. gotta love wal-mark
September 16th, 2009
Mo’ like Son of Sam.
Did he run over one of those roadside memorials or did he kill the guy with the car?
that is simple your brain on drugs
September 18th, 2009
Big Bert must be so proud!
September 19th, 2009
yea.. that’s greg… and he’s the nastiest guy EVER! i think i like his car more than him…
Yep thats in Ruston….i havent seen it in a while since i moved to Shreveport but he used to change the stuff up on there….every time it would look different.
September 20th, 2009
I’m not 100% sure, BUT, I don’t think that there has ever been anything quite as redneck as the homemade wooden fender to replace the old one…
At least he is using Ethnol.
September 21st, 2009
makes me wonder what the wires going to the headlight is for.
Wonder if he hit “Big Bert”?
September 23rd, 2009
Wonder if he’s a huge Wookie the animated tv show fan…
September 24th, 2009
vroom, vroom…. here comes the $h!T-mobile! Quick, to the crap cave!
none of this makes any sense to me…is that a squirrel feeder??
September 25th, 2009
Holy Crap! This is in Ruston! I’ve seen this thing!!! I took a pic when I saw it and the dude driving it gave me the stink eye! Hilarious!!
wow I saw this car last week in Ruston, LA walmart haha my jaw dropped
I see this car all the time! That guy is really nice
September 26th, 2009
Seriously, i use to work at this walmart where this car is, and its a margarita bucket holding the hardhat up, and he has been pulled over before by the cops and asked to not drive it anymore, the car was even hit by an 18 wheeler, but he still drives and it and lol he also carries his money in a medicine bottle
September 28th, 2009
I’m actually really relieved that this is the first one i’ve seen from louisiana…we get enough bad publicity as it is
September 29th, 2009
Seriously Its drivable??? Does it smoke? Surprised everythings stayed on there LoL
Notice how the wheel panel has been removed and replaced with a wooden shelf, for easier mounting of the objets d’art.
October 3rd, 2009
BAHAHAHAHA! I live in the town where this car is, I totally have a pic of it on my phone
OMG!! This looks like something you would see up in my neck of the woods. Gotta love northern New York.
October 5th, 2009
Oh Ruston! This was mentioned in a recent article in our university newspaper…as in bad publicity for us. Oh well, no matter where you go, there will always be the nutters.
October 6th, 2009
I HAVE SEEN THIS CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is in ruston la…. i live/go to college here….. GO BULLDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I’ve seen that car around town haha. Ruston, Louisiana. The guy who drives is isn’t really all right in the head fyi.
This is in my town…and I’ve seen this car.
October 8th, 2009
BAHAHAH!!! this guy is my neighbor!!! haha and i dont live in a trailor park!! We just call him big bert!!! HAHAHAH
October 9th, 2009
woot ..bringing the hometown walmart some rep.
Home sweet home….you got to love ruston
I bet Big Bert is SOOOO proud!
October 12th, 2009
Oh. My. God. This is from the wal-mart where I live. FML
Do they get a gold star for recycling?
October 13th, 2009
redneck garage Sale
October 14th, 2009
I think they put all the crap on there to hide the fact that they killed someone, no really look at the crutch, they have a body on there some where.
October 16th, 2009
maybe it’s someone who likes to drive their bizarre themed demolition derby car to the store. you never know lol!
October 20th, 2009
maybe it’s someone who likes to drive their bizarre themed demolition derby car out shopping, you never know.
looks like some kind of bizarro demolition derby car
October 21st, 2009
Haha I see this car all the time come to Ruston, LA Wal-mart he has added all sorts of new stuff to it.
October 23rd, 2009
can you find 2 crocodiles?
October 28th, 2009
Son of Big Bert's friend
this look good.. yess. he has gone into a better car….
that is bert… med bert always had a great car.. and
papa bert has the brand new car always…
October 29th, 2009
there should be an entire section dedicated to people who glue shit to their cars.
November 4th, 2009
I wondered if this car made it on this site, I see it all the time, he has added more junk to it since this photo!
November 12th, 2009
My son is special
November 27th, 2009
If their car looks like THIS—can you imagine what their house looks like??!! YIKES! What is wrong with people???
December 1st, 2009
I used to be a cashier at a grocery store in Ruston, while attending college. Greg would come and ride scooters around the rotisserie chicken stand by the check outs to keep warm in the winter. He is really sweet but a little too sweet… He would chase customers and cashiers around the store acting like he was going to run us over and then make a long conversation that we could not escape from.
And yes he does keep his money in a medicine bottle. Oh Oh he also has a cup tied around his neck with a string that he would ash his cigarettes in.
September 28th, 2010
Hey guys, stop talking crap about my car….and the aerodynamic guy below is a retard…
December 10th, 2010
Car owner does have an actual brain injury as the result of a motorcycle accident several years ago. I don’t make the rules but I do wonder how car passes inspection and why he still has a license.
November 4th, 2011