Son of Big Bert



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It’s like a really easy Highlights magazine photo hunt.

Louisiana

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Son of Big Bert, 7.4 out of 10 based on 21 ratings

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  1. meduseld

    How do people drive with all that crap on their cars? Haven’t they ever heard of aerodynamics? Even with an old clunker like that, I would hate to think what it is doing to his fuel mileage.

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  2. GladI'mNotThem

    A handicapped tag on the rearview mirror. Is that for the car, or the driver?

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  3. JFT

    Hello, I’m on drugs and this is my car…

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  4. What the heck does Big Bert look like? =-O

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  5. Jen

    WOW! What is this, like the third picture we’ve seen on here with people glueing weird crap to their cars?? I’m shocked it’s such a phenomenon! I’ve never personally seen a vehicle like this, but I am going to make it my life’s mission to find one now. Thank you PoW!

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  6. Disgusted

    When the cops see crap like this, they should have it towed to the nearest junk yard. It’s ridiculous what we allow to run on our roads in this country. That junk could come off and kill someone.

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  7. Alexander

    CAPTION WIN!

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  8. To think

    It’s amazing to think that people who alter a car like that still have the mental capacity to be able to drive..

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  9. elrod

    My big worry is that these photos are going to leak out into the universe through somebody’s wireless connection, and when they are picked up by a powerful alien civilization, we are toast. Once they get a glimpse of all these weird earthlings they are going to do the sensible thing and zap us with a cosmic ray gun.

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  10. Rachel

    I… I have no words for this level of stupidity. 0_0

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  11. Really

    I’m curious if it’s the car that is handicapped or the person driving it.

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  12. Holly

    WTF

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  13. Monica

    Must be Ruffins car…

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  14. NickKo

    WHY ?????? :-\

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  15. God

    Look closely! Right behind the driver’s seat: the flux capacitor’s gone missing from the Delorean!

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  16. NickKo

    WHY ??????? :-\

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  17. Zombie

    How is that LEGAL?!If you tried to drive down the street in PA like that, your shit would be impounded before you even got out your driveway. As a sidenote, I think it’s pretty much implied that they’re handicapped, so they don’t really need the sticker. Not all handicaps are physical. . .

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  18. dinahsaur

    this is from my home town. i see this thing all over the place.
    AND big bert.

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  19. KLK83

    You know, for some people, Christmas comes more than once a year…

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  20. dizzle

    …is that corn on the cob…in a cup? Just checking.

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  21. wsk

    That guy actually offered to give me a ride one time. He lives a few miles down the highway from me. I said “No thanks!” and kept walking. He drove on the shoulder of the road trying to strike up a conversation before he left. I could have been an ornament on his car.

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  22. WSKelley

    This guy lives right down the road from me and offered me a ride home one day when my car was broken down. I said “No thanks!” and kept walking. He drove along the shoulder of the road trying to strike up conversation with me for a little while before he finally drove off. I could have ended up as an ornament on his car.

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  23. Jeff

    I had to stare at this picture for a while,can’t decide my favorite part;the wooden fender,the oil filter attached to the fender,the passenger side rear view mirror attached to the door via a piece of wood,the crutch,but the winner is the super neat wiring job!!! WTF !!!

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  24. MN

    Are these junker cars some kind of new trash trend? Unbelievable!

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  25. hannahbanana

    Does Louisiana not have a vehicle inspection sticker? How can this be safe?

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  26. Monica

    I know that has to be Ruffins work.

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  27. I think he garage blew up, landed on his car, and he just left it all there.

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  28. Channah!

    Looks like someone missed out on that whole “cash for clunkers” program.

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  29. tyson

    In my state your car has to pass yearly inspection to make sure it’s safe to drive…..which is awesome.

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  30. P Collins

    I wonder if the handycap tag is REALLY for the car!!!

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  31. Sweet Jesus! What IS all that shit?!?!

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  32. Shanna

    What a piece of shit 8 ) lol

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  33. Good to know that wood can be used for auto body repairs.

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  34. Hay

    Seriously isn’t stuff like this some kind of public safety violation?

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  35. shadopilot

    How is this not a moving violatiom for unsafe equipment??

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  36. tommygun977

    If I saw this vehicle on the road I would pull it over and cite the driver for NUMEROUS violations that I can see from this picture. And how exactly does this vehicle pass it’s periodic safety inspection?? They must not have them in LA.

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  37. shg

    Is that car also parked in the handicap space…LOL

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  38. Earl

    Looks like Ricky and Julian are at Walmart. Trailer Park Boys FTW!

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  39. Rebecca

    Welcome to Ruston, Louisiana!

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  40. Veruca Salt

    That gets a WTF??? Did they hit a road-side memorial and just keep going?

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  41. Maggie Murder

    my favorite part… hmm… probably the corn.

    i’d really hate to meet Big Bert if this is his son. -_-’

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  42. Charlotte

    I spy something…..

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  43. Easy to hide from the laws in a junkyard with this baby.

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  44. Frankie

    There are no words for this…..

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  45. Ariane

    This just furthers my resolve to NEVER go to Louisiana…

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  46. ladyjanewriter

    I am favor of Art Cars.

    I…don’t think this is one of them.

    Oh, and YES, Pennsylvania’s rules about your car being drive-able and safe are super-strict but make sense. Here in Chicago you can get away with so many crazy car things and pass inspection – bumper held on by bungee cords…

    After being in PA and moving to another state, it’s mind-blowing how loosey-goosey other states are with gun laws, liquor laws, and what shape your car has to be in to pass inspection.

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  47. Victoria

    CORN IN A MEASURING CUP!

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  48. There are states that don’t have inspections. I know TN doesn’t. Maybe LA doesn’t either! Obviously not! Wouldn’t you hate to be behind this when one of those things flies off?

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  49. peaches

    actually, the bucket has fallen off. but he has added a new feature to the roof, a fine and useless wire basket.

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  50. sunshine

    Did you see the hanging handicapped placard? lol

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  51. battlesausage

    Looks like Ricky’s car from Trailer Park Boys.

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  52. I don’t know why, but I find the corn cob particularly disturbing.

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  53. funone

    Is that a smoke detector behind the corn? I hope he changes the batteries twice a year, like he is supposed to. Maybe they check that at his annual safety inspection.

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  54. cynical otter

    Good ‘ol Ruston.
    As far as I know, none of this stuff on his car is illegal. He only has to pass yearly inspection, in which you must have working headlights, tail lights, reverse or “back-up” lights, turn indicators, proper documentation and windshield cracks must be within tolerances (not clear across entire windshield, no major cracking on driver’s side.

    I kinda like it.

    @peaches: I haven’t seen it since the wire basket addition – I can’t wait!

    @makefunofmyfriends: LOL

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  55. Sean

    Road Warrior

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  56. i bet big bert is very, very ashamed of his son…

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  57. Shanna

    Oh no, this is just too much

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  58. Jeff

    I saw Big Bert the other day, going down Alabama St. My buddy said he saw BB sitting in his car in the Super 1 parking lot, eating an entire cake. No utensils, just a man and his desire for cake. Awesome.

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  59. bohan

    a cob of corn… seriously…… wtf

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  60. JZO

    BEST CAPTION EVER!!!

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  61. chick

    cash for clunkers? i wonder if it made it to the car lot. lol

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  62. Heather

    Um. This just confuses me. The corn is a nice touch. You know, just in case anyone gets hungry while looking for the headlights.

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  63. Politically incorrect

    The caption got me. Picture wouldn’t be funny without it!!

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  64. Politically incorrect

    They should move the car inside as a display for J-B Weld.

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  65. howzitboy

    how do they stick all the crap to the car? duct tape? hot glue? screws?

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  66. Stacie

    did he kill his dad at that exact spot? Is that why there’s a mobile memorial?

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  67. shadetree mechanic

    American ingenuity is amazing – eco friendly turn signal- bulb in a recylced red jug so the light is red when it flashes. Bet this one has a patent pending.

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  68. Moggett

    That is so funny…Your caption really did it for me!

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  69. chuckj

    It’s always good to have a spare quart of oil. maybe that is a supplemental oil fill, seeing as how it might be disruptive to open the hood

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  70. Becky

    It does look like Rickys car!!

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  71. marcia

    why does it look like he hit a roadside memorial?

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  72. southern frog

    omg! haha i live in ruston, la and i see this car all the time!! it cracks me up everytime

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  73. calicke

    the handicap tag on the rear view mirror says it all for me.

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  74. lanabanana

    n it would be from Louisiana.

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  75. windygirl

    And here I paid my license fee instead of bringing out the old wooden sign. Damn! Foiled again!

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  76. Casey

    I like the wooden fender! nice touch! The corn just sets the whole thing off! BAAAAAAM!

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  77. karenbzz

    this makes me wanna cry. seriously, why the corn? and where is the other crutch??

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  78. Matt

    I can’t guess the theme,
    I really need to open up.

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  79. BatJoshMan

    There actually used to be more lawn mower parts.

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  80. Ohmygodadancingbear

    I used to live in LA. There is no real safety inspection required to get your plates. You’re supposed to get a “brake tag” on your own, but no one checks. I lived there for 4 years w/ a clunker & never got one.

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  81. Rachel

    Call me obsessive compulsive, but at least the lady with the cats had a theme for her car……..

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    September 13th, 2009

  82. Goddes614

    We live in the same town and know the owner of this car……you think the outside is bad, you should see the inside!!!! And yes, I am serious.

    Confidential to “ohmygodadancingbear,” Yes you do have to have your vehicle inspected yearly, but as long as your safety features work (lights, brakes, visibility, etc) you can pretty much get anything tagged. “Brake tag??” Must have been a local thing…..lived in several La towns over my lifetime and never heard of it.

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    September 13th, 2009

  83. Olen O'Neil

    I have never seen people glue shit to their car and then drive it. I guess that ignorance really is bliss!

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    September 13th, 2009

  84. yeah no

    this is an old picture. the cops made him take this stuff off of his car…i know him…he will come and bug me while i work all the time…he’s annoying but a nice guy…just a little messed up. lol.

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    September 14th, 2009

  85. LGB010

    Yea I live in the same town and yea he loves this car. You should hear the horn.. He’s a sweet guy and his name actually isn’t Bert. It’s Greg.

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    September 14th, 2009

  86. ha..thats in ruston louisiana
    my workplace. 0023

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    September 14th, 2009

  87. David Castaneda

    I go to college in the town this car is located (Ruston, Louisiana) and have seen this car driving around on random days and twice parked in the Walmart parking lot!

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    September 14th, 2009

  88. BigDaddyBuddha

    I don’t know: I think that in a pinch, a wooden could be used in place of a metal fender. At least you don’t have to worry about rust.

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    September 14th, 2009

  89. pixierita

    I agree- I find the corn both disturbing and amusing….
    “Corn on the Car”, perhaps?

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    September 14th, 2009

  90. Rocket J. Squirrel

    CORN!

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    September 14th, 2009

  91. tyler

    omg..i cant beleive i live in this state…*dies*

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    September 14th, 2009

  92. carlos

    It must belong to “Leatherface” from “Texas Chain Saw Massacre”.

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    September 15th, 2009

  93. Becky

    Who is big Bert? Do you think he’s embarrassed that his son looks like that?

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    September 15th, 2009

  94. Steve

    I wonder if he got $4,500 of our tax dollars for the CASH FOR CLUNKERS PROGRAM last month? Actually, it might be worth tax $$ to get this piece of s*it off the road!

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    September 15th, 2009

  95. Bill

    The first guy that commented this. Deff drives a damn Pries!!! Lmao

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    September 15th, 2009

  96. dustin st. andre

    funny thing is that car is my home town or ruston, la. gotta love wal-mark

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    September 16th, 2009

  97. Xuncu

    Mo’ like Son of Sam.

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    September 16th, 2009

  98. Kai

    Did he run over one of those roadside memorials or did he kill the guy with the car?

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    September 16th, 2009

  99. LORI

    that is simple your brain on drugs

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    September 18th, 2009

  100. Big Bert must be so proud!

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    September 18th, 2009

  101. Ayden&Jaymee

    TWEAKERS.

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    September 19th, 2009

  102. Jane Doe

    yea.. that’s greg… and he’s the nastiest guy EVER! i think i like his car more than him…

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    September 19th, 2009

  103. Fireman

    Yep thats in Ruston….i havent seen it in a while since i moved to Shreveport but he used to change the stuff up on there….every time it would look different.

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    September 20th, 2009

  104. Jacob

    I’m not 100% sure, BUT, I don’t think that there has ever been anything quite as redneck as the homemade wooden fender to replace the old one…

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    September 20th, 2009

  105. LEE

    At least he is using Ethnol.

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    September 21st, 2009

  106. Pixie

    makes me wonder what the wires going to the headlight is for.

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    September 21st, 2009

  107. Clint

    Wonder if he hit “Big Bert”?

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    September 23rd, 2009

  108. sara

    Wonder if he’s a huge Wookie the animated tv show fan…

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Bert

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    September 24th, 2009

  109. BOYO

    vroom, vroom…. here comes the $h!T-mobile! Quick, to the crap cave!

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    September 24th, 2009

  110. Sarah

    none of this makes any sense to me…is that a squirrel feeder??

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    September 25th, 2009

  111. Amber

    Holy Crap! This is in Ruston! I’ve seen this thing!!! I took a pic when I saw it and the dude driving it gave me the stink eye! Hilarious!!

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    September 25th, 2009

  112. James

    wow I saw this car last week in Ruston, LA walmart haha my jaw dropped

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    September 25th, 2009

  113. amy

    I see this car all the time! That guy is really nice

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    September 26th, 2009

  114. Morgana

    Seriously, i use to work at this walmart where this car is, and its a margarita bucket holding the hardhat up, and he has been pulled over before by the cops and asked to not drive it anymore, the car was even hit by an 18 wheeler, but he still drives and it and lol he also carries his money in a medicine bottle

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    September 28th, 2009

  115. whodat

    I’m actually really relieved that this is the first one i’ve seen from louisiana…we get enough bad publicity as it is

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    September 29th, 2009

  116. Princess Leah

    Seriously Its drivable??? Does it smoke? Surprised everythings stayed on there LoL

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  117. Geeyore

    Notice how the wheel panel has been removed and replaced with a wooden shelf, for easier mounting of the objets d’art.

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    October 3rd, 2009

  118. CDIDDY328

    BAHAHAHAHA! I live in the town where this car is, I totally have a pic of it on my phone :D

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    October 3rd, 2009

  119. fordbuff1991

    OMG!! This looks like something you would see up in my neck of the woods. Gotta love northern New York.

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    October 5th, 2009

  120. twinkiemommie

    Oh Ruston! This was mentioned in a recent article in our university newspaper…as in bad publicity for us. Oh well, no matter where you go, there will always be the nutters.

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    October 6th, 2009

  121. kansas aubrey

    I HAVE SEEN THIS CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is in ruston la…. i live/go to college here….. GO BULLDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    October 6th, 2009

  122. Ben Kelley

    OMG I’ve seen that car around town haha. Ruston, Louisiana. The guy who drives is isn’t really all right in the head fyi.

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    October 6th, 2009

  123. This is in my town…and I’ve seen this car.

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    October 8th, 2009

  124. Kyle

    BAHAHAH!!! this guy is my neighbor!!! haha and i dont live in a trailor park!! We just call him big bert!!! HAHAHAH

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    October 9th, 2009

  125. Cody

    woot ..bringing the hometown walmart some rep. :P

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    October 9th, 2009

  126. Cody

    Home sweet home….you got to love ruston :D

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    October 9th, 2009

  127. Nic

    I bet Big Bert is SOOOO proud!

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    October 12th, 2009

  128. Jonathan

    Oh. My. God. This is from the wal-mart where I live. FML

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    October 12th, 2009

  129. Katie

    Do they get a gold star for recycling?

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    October 13th, 2009

  130. G Man

    redneck garage Sale

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    October 14th, 2009

  131. Alex

    I think they put all the crap on there to hide the fact that they killed someone, no really look at the crutch, they have a body on there some where.

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    October 16th, 2009

  132. Kelly Stackonis

    maybe it’s someone who likes to drive their bizarre themed demolition derby car to the store. you never know lol!

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    October 20th, 2009

  133. Kelly Stackonis

    maybe it’s someone who likes to drive their bizarre themed demolition derby car out shopping, you never know.

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    October 20th, 2009

  134. Kelly Stackonis

    looks like some kind of bizarro demolition derby car

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    October 21st, 2009

  135. rustonian

    Haha I see this car all the time come to Ruston, LA Wal-mart he has added all sorts of new stuff to it.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  136. noelle

    can you find 2 crocodiles?

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    October 28th, 2009

  137. Son of Big Bert's friend

    this look good.. yess. he has gone into a better car….
    that is bert… med bert always had a great car.. and
    papa bert has the brand new car always…

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    October 29th, 2009

  138. Sarah

    there should be an entire section dedicated to people who glue shit to their cars.

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    November 4th, 2009

  139. Gary Jones

    I wondered if this car made it on this site, I see it all the time, he has added more junk to it since this photo!

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    November 12th, 2009

  140. Big Bert

    My son is special

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    November 27th, 2009

  141. Brendansmom02

    If their car looks like THIS—can you imagine what their house looks like??!! YIKES! What is wrong with people???

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    December 1st, 2009

  142. KJ

    I used to be a cashier at a grocery store in Ruston, while attending college. Greg would come and ride scooters around the rotisserie chicken stand by the check outs to keep warm in the winter. He is really sweet but a little too sweet… He would chase customers and cashiers around the store acting like he was going to run us over and then make a long conversation that we could not escape from.

    And yes he does keep his money in a medicine bottle. Oh Oh he also has a cup tied around his neck with a string that he would ash his cigarettes in.

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    September 28th, 2010

  143. Ryan

    Hey guys, stop talking crap about my car….and the aerodynamic guy below is a retard…

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  144. Amanda

    Car owner does have an actual brain injury as the result of a motorcycle accident several years ago. I don’t make the rules but I do wonder how car passes inspection and why he still has a license.

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    November 4th, 2011

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