How do people drive with all that crap on their cars? Haven’t they ever heard of aerodynamics? Even with an old clunker like that, I would hate to think what it is doing to his fuel mileage.
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September 7th, 2009
GladI'mNotThem
A handicapped tag on the rearview mirror. Is that for the car, or the driver?
WOW! What is this, like the third picture we’ve seen on here with people glueing weird crap to their cars?? I’m shocked it’s such a phenomenon! I’ve never personally seen a vehicle like this, but I am going to make it my life’s mission to find one now. Thank you PoW!
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September 7th, 2009
Disgusted
When the cops see crap like this, they should have it towed to the nearest junk yard. It’s ridiculous what we allow to run on our roads in this country. That junk could come off and kill someone.
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September 7th, 2009
Alexander
CAPTION WIN!
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September 7th, 2009
To think
It’s amazing to think that people who alter a car like that still have the mental capacity to be able to drive..
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September 7th, 2009
elrod
My big worry is that these photos are going to leak out into the universe through somebody’s wireless connection, and when they are picked up by a powerful alien civilization, we are toast. Once they get a glimpse of all these weird earthlings they are going to do the sensible thing and zap us with a cosmic ray gun.
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September 7th, 2009
Rachel
I… I have no words for this level of stupidity. 0_0
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September 7th, 2009
Really
I’m curious if it’s the car that is handicapped or the person driving it.
Look closely! Right behind the driver’s seat: the flux capacitor’s gone missing from the Delorean!
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September 7th, 2009
NickKo
WHY ??????? :-\
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September 7th, 2009
Zombie
How is that LEGAL?!If you tried to drive down the street in PA like that, your shit would be impounded before you even got out your driveway. As a sidenote, I think it’s pretty much implied that they’re handicapped, so they don’t really need the sticker. Not all handicaps are physical. . .
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September 7th, 2009
dinahsaur
this is from my home town. i see this thing all over the place.
AND big bert.
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September 7th, 2009
KLK83
You know, for some people, Christmas comes more than once a year…
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September 7th, 2009
dizzle
…is that corn on the cob…in a cup? Just checking.
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September 7th, 2009
wsk
That guy actually offered to give me a ride one time. He lives a few miles down the highway from me. I said “No thanks!” and kept walking. He drove on the shoulder of the road trying to strike up a conversation before he left. I could have been an ornament on his car.
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September 7th, 2009
WSKelley
This guy lives right down the road from me and offered me a ride home one day when my car was broken down. I said “No thanks!” and kept walking. He drove along the shoulder of the road trying to strike up conversation with me for a little while before he finally drove off. I could have ended up as an ornament on his car.
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September 7th, 2009
Jeff
I had to stare at this picture for a while,can’t decide my favorite part;the wooden fender,the oil filter attached to the fender,the passenger side rear view mirror attached to the door via a piece of wood,the crutch,but the winner is the super neat wiring job!!! WTF !!!
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September 7th, 2009
MN
Are these junker cars some kind of new trash trend? Unbelievable!
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September 7th, 2009
hannahbanana
Does Louisiana not have a vehicle inspection sticker? How can this be safe?
Good to know that wood can be used for auto body repairs.
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September 8th, 2009
Hay
Seriously isn’t stuff like this some kind of public safety violation?
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September 8th, 2009
shadopilot
How is this not a moving violatiom for unsafe equipment??
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September 8th, 2009
tommygun977
If I saw this vehicle on the road I would pull it over and cite the driver for NUMEROUS violations that I can see from this picture. And how exactly does this vehicle pass it’s periodic safety inspection?? They must not have them in LA.
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September 8th, 2009
shg
Is that car also parked in the handicap space…LOL
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September 8th, 2009
Earl
Looks like Ricky and Julian are at Walmart. Trailer Park Boys FTW!
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September 8th, 2009
Rebecca
Welcome to Ruston, Louisiana!
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September 8th, 2009
Veruca Salt
That gets a WTF??? Did they hit a road-side memorial and just keep going?
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September 8th, 2009
Maggie Murder
my favorite part… hmm… probably the corn.
i’d really hate to meet Big Bert if this is his son. -_-’
Easy to hide from the laws in a junkyard with this baby.
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September 8th, 2009
Frankie
There are no words for this…..
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September 8th, 2009
Ariane
This just furthers my resolve to NEVER go to Louisiana…
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September 8th, 2009
ladyjanewriter
I am favor of Art Cars.
I…don’t think this is one of them.
Oh, and YES, Pennsylvania’s rules about your car being drive-able and safe are super-strict but make sense. Here in Chicago you can get away with so many crazy car things and pass inspection – bumper held on by bungee cords…
After being in PA and moving to another state, it’s mind-blowing how loosey-goosey other states are with gun laws, liquor laws, and what shape your car has to be in to pass inspection.
There are states that don’t have inspections. I know TN doesn’t. Maybe LA doesn’t either! Obviously not! Wouldn’t you hate to be behind this when one of those things flies off?
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September 9th, 2009
peaches
actually, the bucket has fallen off. but he has added a new feature to the roof, a fine and useless wire basket.
I don’t know why, but I find the corn cob particularly disturbing.
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September 9th, 2009
funone
Is that a smoke detector behind the corn? I hope he changes the batteries twice a year, like he is supposed to. Maybe they check that at his annual safety inspection.
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September 9th, 2009
cynical otter
Good ‘ol Ruston.
As far as I know, none of this stuff on his car is illegal. He only has to pass yearly inspection, in which you must have working headlights, tail lights, reverse or “back-up” lights, turn indicators, proper documentation and windshield cracks must be within tolerances (not clear across entire windshield, no major cracking on driver’s side.
I kinda like it.
@peaches: I haven’t seen it since the wire basket addition – I can’t wait!
I saw Big Bert the other day, going down Alabama St. My buddy said he saw BB sitting in his car in the Super 1 parking lot, eating an entire cake. No utensils, just a man and his desire for cake. Awesome.
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September 9th, 2009
bohan
a cob of corn… seriously…… wtf
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September 10th, 2009
JZO
BEST CAPTION EVER!!!
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September 10th, 2009
chick
cash for clunkers? i wonder if it made it to the car lot. lol
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September 10th, 2009
Heather
Um. This just confuses me. The corn is a nice touch. You know, just in case anyone gets hungry while looking for the headlights.
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September 10th, 2009
Politically incorrect
The caption got me. Picture wouldn’t be funny without it!!
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September 10th, 2009
Politically incorrect
They should move the car inside as a display for J-B Weld.
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September 10th, 2009
howzitboy
how do they stick all the crap to the car? duct tape? hot glue? screws?
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September 10th, 2009
Stacie
did he kill his dad at that exact spot? Is that why there’s a mobile memorial?
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September 10th, 2009
shadetree mechanic
American ingenuity is amazing – eco friendly turn signal- bulb in a recylced red jug so the light is red when it flashes. Bet this one has a patent pending.
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September 11th, 2009
Moggett
That is so funny…Your caption really did it for me!
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September 11th, 2009
chuckj
It’s always good to have a spare quart of oil. maybe that is a supplemental oil fill, seeing as how it might be disruptive to open the hood
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September 11th, 2009
Becky
It does look like Rickys car!!
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September 11th, 2009
marcia
why does it look like he hit a roadside memorial?
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September 11th, 2009
southern frog
omg! haha i live in ruston, la and i see this car all the time!! it cracks me up everytime
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September 11th, 2009
calicke
the handicap tag on the rear view mirror says it all for me.
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September 11th, 2009
lanabanana
n it would be from Louisiana.
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September 11th, 2009
windygirl
And here I paid my license fee instead of bringing out the old wooden sign. Damn! Foiled again!
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September 11th, 2009
Casey
I like the wooden fender! nice touch! The corn just sets the whole thing off! BAAAAAAM!
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September 12th, 2009
karenbzz
this makes me wanna cry. seriously, why the corn? and where is the other crutch??
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September 12th, 2009
Matt
I can’t guess the theme,
I really need to open up.
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September 12th, 2009
BatJoshMan
There actually used to be more lawn mower parts.
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September 12th, 2009
Ohmygodadancingbear
I used to live in LA. There is no real safety inspection required to get your plates. You’re supposed to get a “brake tag” on your own, but no one checks. I lived there for 4 years w/ a clunker & never got one.
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September 12th, 2009
Rachel
Call me obsessive compulsive, but at least the lady with the cats had a theme for her car……..
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September 13th, 2009
Goddes614
We live in the same town and know the owner of this car……you think the outside is bad, you should see the inside!!!! And yes, I am serious.
Confidential to “ohmygodadancingbear,” Yes you do have to have your vehicle inspected yearly, but as long as your safety features work (lights, brakes, visibility, etc) you can pretty much get anything tagged. “Brake tag??” Must have been a local thing…..lived in several La towns over my lifetime and never heard of it.
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September 13th, 2009
Olen O'Neil
I have never seen people glue shit to their car and then drive it. I guess that ignorance really is bliss!
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September 13th, 2009
yeah no
this is an old picture. the cops made him take this stuff off of his car…i know him…he will come and bug me while i work all the time…he’s annoying but a nice guy…just a little messed up. lol.
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September 14th, 2009
LGB010
Yea I live in the same town and yea he loves this car. You should hear the horn.. He’s a sweet guy and his name actually isn’t Bert. It’s Greg.
I go to college in the town this car is located (Ruston, Louisiana) and have seen this car driving around on random days and twice parked in the Walmart parking lot!
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September 14th, 2009
BigDaddyBuddha
I don’t know: I think that in a pinch, a wooden could be used in place of a metal fender. At least you don’t have to worry about rust.
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September 14th, 2009
pixierita
I agree- I find the corn both disturbing and amusing….
“Corn on the Car”, perhaps?
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September 14th, 2009
Rocket J. Squirrel
CORN!
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September 14th, 2009
tyler
omg..i cant beleive i live in this state…*dies*
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September 14th, 2009
carlos
It must belong to “Leatherface” from “Texas Chain Saw Massacre”.
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September 15th, 2009
Becky
Who is big Bert? Do you think he’s embarrassed that his son looks like that?
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September 15th, 2009
Steve
I wonder if he got $4,500 of our tax dollars for the CASH FOR CLUNKERS PROGRAM last month? Actually, it might be worth tax $$ to get this piece of s*it off the road!
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September 15th, 2009
Bill
The first guy that commented this. Deff drives a damn Pries!!! Lmao
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September 15th, 2009
dustin st. andre
funny thing is that car is my home town or ruston, la. gotta love wal-mark
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September 16th, 2009
Xuncu
Mo’ like Son of Sam.
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September 16th, 2009
Kai
Did he run over one of those roadside memorials or did he kill the guy with the car?
yea.. that’s greg… and he’s the nastiest guy EVER! i think i like his car more than him…
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September 19th, 2009
Fireman
Yep thats in Ruston….i havent seen it in a while since i moved to Shreveport but he used to change the stuff up on there….every time it would look different.
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September 20th, 2009
Jacob
I’m not 100% sure, BUT, I don’t think that there has ever been anything quite as redneck as the homemade wooden fender to replace the old one…
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September 20th, 2009
LEE
At least he is using Ethnol.
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September 21st, 2009
Pixie
makes me wonder what the wires going to the headlight is for.
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September 21st, 2009
Clint
Wonder if he hit “Big Bert”?
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September 23rd, 2009
sara
Wonder if he’s a huge Wookie the animated tv show fan…
vroom, vroom…. here comes the $h!T-mobile! Quick, to the crap cave!
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September 24th, 2009
Sarah
none of this makes any sense to me…is that a squirrel feeder??
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September 25th, 2009
Amber
Holy Crap! This is in Ruston! I’ve seen this thing!!! I took a pic when I saw it and the dude driving it gave me the stink eye! Hilarious!!
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September 25th, 2009
James
wow I saw this car last week in Ruston, LA walmart haha my jaw dropped
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September 25th, 2009
amy
I see this car all the time! That guy is really nice
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September 26th, 2009
Morgana
Seriously, i use to work at this walmart where this car is, and its a margarita bucket holding the hardhat up, and he has been pulled over before by the cops and asked to not drive it anymore, the car was even hit by an 18 wheeler, but he still drives and it and lol he also carries his money in a medicine bottle
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September 28th, 2009
whodat
I’m actually really relieved that this is the first one i’ve seen from louisiana…we get enough bad publicity as it is
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September 29th, 2009
Princess Leah
Seriously Its drivable??? Does it smoke? Surprised everythings stayed on there LoL
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September 29th, 2009
Geeyore
Notice how the wheel panel has been removed and replaced with a wooden shelf, for easier mounting of the objets d’art.
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October 3rd, 2009
CDIDDY328
BAHAHAHAHA! I live in the town where this car is, I totally have a pic of it on my phone
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October 3rd, 2009
fordbuff1991
OMG!! This looks like something you would see up in my neck of the woods. Gotta love northern New York.
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October 5th, 2009
twinkiemommie
Oh Ruston! This was mentioned in a recent article in our university newspaper…as in bad publicity for us. Oh well, no matter where you go, there will always be the nutters.
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October 6th, 2009
kansas aubrey
I HAVE SEEN THIS CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is in ruston la…. i live/go to college here….. GO BULLDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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October 6th, 2009
Ben Kelley
OMG I’ve seen that car around town haha. Ruston, Louisiana. The guy who drives is isn’t really all right in the head fyi.
BAHAHAH!!! this guy is my neighbor!!! haha and i dont live in a trailor park!! We just call him big bert!!! HAHAHAH
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October 9th, 2009
Cody
woot ..bringing the hometown walmart some rep.
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October 9th, 2009
Cody
Home sweet home….you got to love ruston
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October 9th, 2009
Nic
I bet Big Bert is SOOOO proud!
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October 12th, 2009
Jonathan
Oh. My. God. This is from the wal-mart where I live. FML
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October 12th, 2009
Katie
Do they get a gold star for recycling?
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October 13th, 2009
G Man
redneck garage Sale
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October 14th, 2009
Alex
I think they put all the crap on there to hide the fact that they killed someone, no really look at the crutch, they have a body on there some where.
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October 16th, 2009
Kelly Stackonis
maybe it’s someone who likes to drive their bizarre themed demolition derby car to the store. you never know lol!
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October 20th, 2009
Kelly Stackonis
maybe it’s someone who likes to drive their bizarre themed demolition derby car out shopping, you never know.
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October 20th, 2009
Kelly Stackonis
looks like some kind of bizarro demolition derby car
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October 21st, 2009
rustonian
Haha I see this car all the time come to Ruston, LA Wal-mart he has added all sorts of new stuff to it.
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October 23rd, 2009
noelle
can you find 2 crocodiles?
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October 28th, 2009
Son of Big Bert's friend
this look good.. yess. he has gone into a better car….
that is bert… med bert always had a great car.. and
papa bert has the brand new car always…
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October 29th, 2009
Sarah
there should be an entire section dedicated to people who glue shit to their cars.
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November 4th, 2009
Gary Jones
I wondered if this car made it on this site, I see it all the time, he has added more junk to it since this photo!
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November 12th, 2009
Big Bert
My son is special
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November 27th, 2009
Brendansmom02
If their car looks like THIS—can you imagine what their house looks like??!! YIKES! What is wrong with people???
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December 1st, 2009
KJ
I used to be a cashier at a grocery store in Ruston, while attending college. Greg would come and ride scooters around the rotisserie chicken stand by the check outs to keep warm in the winter. He is really sweet but a little too sweet… He would chase customers and cashiers around the store acting like he was going to run us over and then make a long conversation that we could not escape from.
And yes he does keep his money in a medicine bottle. Oh Oh he also has a cup tied around his neck with a string that he would ash his cigarettes in.
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September 28th, 2010
Ryan
Hey guys, stop talking crap about my car….and the aerodynamic guy below is a retard…
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December 10th, 2010
Amanda
Car owner does have an actual brain injury as the result of a motorcycle accident several years ago. I don’t make the rules but I do wonder how car passes inspection and why he still has a license.
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How do people drive with all that crap on their cars? Haven’t they ever heard of aerodynamics? Even with an old clunker like that, I would hate to think what it is doing to his fuel mileage.
September 7th, 2009
A handicapped tag on the rearview mirror. Is that for the car, or the driver?
September 7th, 2009
Hello, I’m on drugs and this is my car…
September 7th, 2009
What the heck does Big Bert look like? =-O
September 7th, 2009
WOW! What is this, like the third picture we’ve seen on here with people glueing weird crap to their cars?? I’m shocked it’s such a phenomenon! I’ve never personally seen a vehicle like this, but I am going to make it my life’s mission to find one now. Thank you PoW!
September 7th, 2009
When the cops see crap like this, they should have it towed to the nearest junk yard. It’s ridiculous what we allow to run on our roads in this country. That junk could come off and kill someone.
September 7th, 2009
CAPTION WIN!
September 7th, 2009
It’s amazing to think that people who alter a car like that still have the mental capacity to be able to drive..
September 7th, 2009
My big worry is that these photos are going to leak out into the universe through somebody’s wireless connection, and when they are picked up by a powerful alien civilization, we are toast. Once they get a glimpse of all these weird earthlings they are going to do the sensible thing and zap us with a cosmic ray gun.
September 7th, 2009
I… I have no words for this level of stupidity. 0_0
September 7th, 2009
I’m curious if it’s the car that is handicapped or the person driving it.
September 7th, 2009
WTF
September 7th, 2009
Must be Ruffins car…
September 7th, 2009
WHY ?????? :-\
September 7th, 2009
Look closely! Right behind the driver’s seat: the flux capacitor’s gone missing from the Delorean!
September 7th, 2009
WHY ??????? :-\
September 7th, 2009
How is that LEGAL?!If you tried to drive down the street in PA like that, your shit would be impounded before you even got out your driveway. As a sidenote, I think it’s pretty much implied that they’re handicapped, so they don’t really need the sticker. Not all handicaps are physical. . .
September 7th, 2009
this is from my home town. i see this thing all over the place.
AND big bert.
September 7th, 2009
You know, for some people, Christmas comes more than once a year…
September 7th, 2009
…is that corn on the cob…in a cup? Just checking.
September 7th, 2009
That guy actually offered to give me a ride one time. He lives a few miles down the highway from me. I said “No thanks!” and kept walking. He drove on the shoulder of the road trying to strike up a conversation before he left. I could have been an ornament on his car.
September 7th, 2009
This guy lives right down the road from me and offered me a ride home one day when my car was broken down. I said “No thanks!” and kept walking. He drove along the shoulder of the road trying to strike up conversation with me for a little while before he finally drove off. I could have ended up as an ornament on his car.
September 7th, 2009
I had to stare at this picture for a while,can’t decide my favorite part;the wooden fender,the oil filter attached to the fender,the passenger side rear view mirror attached to the door via a piece of wood,the crutch,but the winner is the super neat wiring job!!! WTF !!!
September 7th, 2009
Are these junker cars some kind of new trash trend? Unbelievable!
September 7th, 2009
Does Louisiana not have a vehicle inspection sticker? How can this be safe?
September 7th, 2009
I know that has to be Ruffins work.
September 7th, 2009
I think he garage blew up, landed on his car, and he just left it all there.
September 7th, 2009
Looks like someone missed out on that whole “cash for clunkers” program.
September 7th, 2009
In my state your car has to pass yearly inspection to make sure it’s safe to drive…..which is awesome.
September 8th, 2009
I wonder if the handycap tag is REALLY for the car!!!
September 8th, 2009
Sweet Jesus! What IS all that shit?!?!
September 8th, 2009
What a piece of shit 8 ) lol
September 8th, 2009
Good to know that wood can be used for auto body repairs.
September 8th, 2009
Seriously isn’t stuff like this some kind of public safety violation?
September 8th, 2009
How is this not a moving violatiom for unsafe equipment??
September 8th, 2009
If I saw this vehicle on the road I would pull it over and cite the driver for NUMEROUS violations that I can see from this picture. And how exactly does this vehicle pass it’s periodic safety inspection?? They must not have them in LA.
September 8th, 2009
Is that car also parked in the handicap space…LOL
September 8th, 2009
Looks like Ricky and Julian are at Walmart. Trailer Park Boys FTW!
September 8th, 2009
Welcome to Ruston, Louisiana!
September 8th, 2009
That gets a WTF??? Did they hit a road-side memorial and just keep going?
September 8th, 2009
my favorite part… hmm… probably the corn.
i’d really hate to meet Big Bert if this is his son. -_-’
September 8th, 2009
I spy something…..
September 8th, 2009
Easy to hide from the laws in a junkyard with this baby.
September 8th, 2009
There are no words for this…..
September 8th, 2009
This just furthers my resolve to NEVER go to Louisiana…
September 8th, 2009
I am favor of Art Cars.
I…don’t think this is one of them.
Oh, and YES, Pennsylvania’s rules about your car being drive-able and safe are super-strict but make sense. Here in Chicago you can get away with so many crazy car things and pass inspection – bumper held on by bungee cords…
After being in PA and moving to another state, it’s mind-blowing how loosey-goosey other states are with gun laws, liquor laws, and what shape your car has to be in to pass inspection.
September 8th, 2009
CORN IN A MEASURING CUP!
September 9th, 2009
There are states that don’t have inspections. I know TN doesn’t. Maybe LA doesn’t either! Obviously not! Wouldn’t you hate to be behind this when one of those things flies off?
September 9th, 2009
actually, the bucket has fallen off. but he has added a new feature to the roof, a fine and useless wire basket.
September 9th, 2009
Did you see the hanging handicapped placard? lol
September 9th, 2009
Looks like Ricky’s car from Trailer Park Boys.
September 9th, 2009
I don’t know why, but I find the corn cob particularly disturbing.
September 9th, 2009
Is that a smoke detector behind the corn? I hope he changes the batteries twice a year, like he is supposed to. Maybe they check that at his annual safety inspection.
September 9th, 2009
Good ‘ol Ruston.
As far as I know, none of this stuff on his car is illegal. He only has to pass yearly inspection, in which you must have working headlights, tail lights, reverse or “back-up” lights, turn indicators, proper documentation and windshield cracks must be within tolerances (not clear across entire windshield, no major cracking on driver’s side.
I kinda like it.
@peaches: I haven’t seen it since the wire basket addition – I can’t wait!
@makefunofmyfriends: LOL
September 9th, 2009
Road Warrior
September 9th, 2009
i bet big bert is very, very ashamed of his son…
September 9th, 2009
Oh no, this is just too much
September 9th, 2009
I saw Big Bert the other day, going down Alabama St. My buddy said he saw BB sitting in his car in the Super 1 parking lot, eating an entire cake. No utensils, just a man and his desire for cake. Awesome.
September 9th, 2009
a cob of corn… seriously…… wtf
September 10th, 2009
BEST CAPTION EVER!!!
September 10th, 2009
cash for clunkers? i wonder if it made it to the car lot. lol
September 10th, 2009
Um. This just confuses me. The corn is a nice touch. You know, just in case anyone gets hungry while looking for the headlights.
September 10th, 2009
The caption got me. Picture wouldn’t be funny without it!!
September 10th, 2009
They should move the car inside as a display for J-B Weld.
September 10th, 2009
how do they stick all the crap to the car? duct tape? hot glue? screws?
September 10th, 2009
did he kill his dad at that exact spot? Is that why there’s a mobile memorial?
September 10th, 2009
American ingenuity is amazing – eco friendly turn signal- bulb in a recylced red jug so the light is red when it flashes. Bet this one has a patent pending.
September 11th, 2009
That is so funny…Your caption really did it for me!
September 11th, 2009
It’s always good to have a spare quart of oil. maybe that is a supplemental oil fill, seeing as how it might be disruptive to open the hood
September 11th, 2009
It does look like Rickys car!!
September 11th, 2009
why does it look like he hit a roadside memorial?
September 11th, 2009
omg! haha i live in ruston, la and i see this car all the time!! it cracks me up everytime
September 11th, 2009
the handicap tag on the rear view mirror says it all for me.
September 11th, 2009
n it would be from Louisiana.
September 11th, 2009
And here I paid my license fee instead of bringing out the old wooden sign. Damn! Foiled again!
September 11th, 2009
I like the wooden fender! nice touch! The corn just sets the whole thing off! BAAAAAAM!
September 12th, 2009
this makes me wanna cry. seriously, why the corn? and where is the other crutch??
September 12th, 2009
I can’t guess the theme,
I really need to open up.
September 12th, 2009
There actually used to be more lawn mower parts.
September 12th, 2009
I used to live in LA. There is no real safety inspection required to get your plates. You’re supposed to get a “brake tag” on your own, but no one checks. I lived there for 4 years w/ a clunker & never got one.
September 12th, 2009
Call me obsessive compulsive, but at least the lady with the cats had a theme for her car……..
September 13th, 2009
We live in the same town and know the owner of this car……you think the outside is bad, you should see the inside!!!! And yes, I am serious.
Confidential to “ohmygodadancingbear,” Yes you do have to have your vehicle inspected yearly, but as long as your safety features work (lights, brakes, visibility, etc) you can pretty much get anything tagged. “Brake tag??” Must have been a local thing…..lived in several La towns over my lifetime and never heard of it.
September 13th, 2009
I have never seen people glue shit to their car and then drive it. I guess that ignorance really is bliss!
September 13th, 2009
this is an old picture. the cops made him take this stuff off of his car…i know him…he will come and bug me while i work all the time…he’s annoying but a nice guy…just a little messed up. lol.
September 14th, 2009
Yea I live in the same town and yea he loves this car. You should hear the horn.. He’s a sweet guy and his name actually isn’t Bert. It’s Greg.
September 14th, 2009
ha..thats in ruston louisiana
my workplace. 0023
September 14th, 2009
I go to college in the town this car is located (Ruston, Louisiana) and have seen this car driving around on random days and twice parked in the Walmart parking lot!
September 14th, 2009
I don’t know: I think that in a pinch, a wooden could be used in place of a metal fender. At least you don’t have to worry about rust.
September 14th, 2009
I agree- I find the corn both disturbing and amusing….
“Corn on the Car”, perhaps?
September 14th, 2009
CORN!
September 14th, 2009
omg..i cant beleive i live in this state…*dies*
September 14th, 2009
It must belong to “Leatherface” from “Texas Chain Saw Massacre”.
September 15th, 2009
Who is big Bert? Do you think he’s embarrassed that his son looks like that?
September 15th, 2009
I wonder if he got $4,500 of our tax dollars for the CASH FOR CLUNKERS PROGRAM last month? Actually, it might be worth tax $$ to get this piece of s*it off the road!
September 15th, 2009
The first guy that commented this. Deff drives a damn Pries!!! Lmao
September 15th, 2009
funny thing is that car is my home town or ruston, la. gotta love wal-mark
September 16th, 2009
Mo’ like Son of Sam.
September 16th, 2009
Did he run over one of those roadside memorials or did he kill the guy with the car?
September 16th, 2009
that is simple your brain on drugs
September 18th, 2009
Big Bert must be so proud!
September 18th, 2009
TWEAKERS.
September 19th, 2009
yea.. that’s greg… and he’s the nastiest guy EVER! i think i like his car more than him…
September 19th, 2009
Yep thats in Ruston….i havent seen it in a while since i moved to Shreveport but he used to change the stuff up on there….every time it would look different.
September 20th, 2009
I’m not 100% sure, BUT, I don’t think that there has ever been anything quite as redneck as the homemade wooden fender to replace the old one…
September 20th, 2009
At least he is using Ethnol.
September 21st, 2009
makes me wonder what the wires going to the headlight is for.
September 21st, 2009
Wonder if he hit “Big Bert”?
September 23rd, 2009
Wonder if he’s a huge Wookie the animated tv show fan…
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Bert
September 24th, 2009
vroom, vroom…. here comes the $h!T-mobile! Quick, to the crap cave!
September 24th, 2009
none of this makes any sense to me…is that a squirrel feeder??
September 25th, 2009
Holy Crap! This is in Ruston! I’ve seen this thing!!! I took a pic when I saw it and the dude driving it gave me the stink eye! Hilarious!!
September 25th, 2009
wow I saw this car last week in Ruston, LA walmart haha my jaw dropped
September 25th, 2009
I see this car all the time! That guy is really nice
September 26th, 2009
Seriously, i use to work at this walmart where this car is, and its a margarita bucket holding the hardhat up, and he has been pulled over before by the cops and asked to not drive it anymore, the car was even hit by an 18 wheeler, but he still drives and it and lol he also carries his money in a medicine bottle
September 28th, 2009
I’m actually really relieved that this is the first one i’ve seen from louisiana…we get enough bad publicity as it is
September 29th, 2009
Seriously Its drivable??? Does it smoke? Surprised everythings stayed on there LoL
September 29th, 2009
Notice how the wheel panel has been removed and replaced with a wooden shelf, for easier mounting of the objets d’art.
October 3rd, 2009
BAHAHAHAHA! I live in the town where this car is, I totally have a pic of it on my phone
October 3rd, 2009
OMG!! This looks like something you would see up in my neck of the woods. Gotta love northern New York.
October 5th, 2009
Oh Ruston! This was mentioned in a recent article in our university newspaper…as in bad publicity for us. Oh well, no matter where you go, there will always be the nutters.
October 6th, 2009
I HAVE SEEN THIS CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is in ruston la…. i live/go to college here….. GO BULLDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 6th, 2009
OMG I’ve seen that car around town haha. Ruston, Louisiana. The guy who drives is isn’t really all right in the head fyi.
October 6th, 2009
This is in my town…and I’ve seen this car.
October 8th, 2009
BAHAHAH!!! this guy is my neighbor!!! haha and i dont live in a trailor park!! We just call him big bert!!! HAHAHAH
October 9th, 2009
woot ..bringing the hometown walmart some rep.
October 9th, 2009
Home sweet home….you got to love ruston
October 9th, 2009
I bet Big Bert is SOOOO proud!
October 12th, 2009
Oh. My. God. This is from the wal-mart where I live. FML
October 12th, 2009
Do they get a gold star for recycling?
October 13th, 2009
redneck garage Sale
October 14th, 2009
I think they put all the crap on there to hide the fact that they killed someone, no really look at the crutch, they have a body on there some where.
October 16th, 2009
maybe it’s someone who likes to drive their bizarre themed demolition derby car to the store. you never know lol!
October 20th, 2009
maybe it’s someone who likes to drive their bizarre themed demolition derby car out shopping, you never know.
October 20th, 2009
looks like some kind of bizarro demolition derby car
October 21st, 2009
Haha I see this car all the time come to Ruston, LA Wal-mart he has added all sorts of new stuff to it.
October 23rd, 2009
can you find 2 crocodiles?
October 28th, 2009
this look good.. yess. he has gone into a better car….
that is bert… med bert always had a great car.. and
papa bert has the brand new car always…
October 29th, 2009
there should be an entire section dedicated to people who glue shit to their cars.
November 4th, 2009
I wondered if this car made it on this site, I see it all the time, he has added more junk to it since this photo!
November 12th, 2009
My son is special
November 27th, 2009
If their car looks like THIS—can you imagine what their house looks like??!! YIKES! What is wrong with people???
December 1st, 2009
I used to be a cashier at a grocery store in Ruston, while attending college. Greg would come and ride scooters around the rotisserie chicken stand by the check outs to keep warm in the winter. He is really sweet but a little too sweet… He would chase customers and cashiers around the store acting like he was going to run us over and then make a long conversation that we could not escape from.
And yes he does keep his money in a medicine bottle. Oh Oh he also has a cup tied around his neck with a string that he would ash his cigarettes in.
September 28th, 2010
Hey guys, stop talking crap about my car….and the aerodynamic guy below is a retard…
December 10th, 2010
Car owner does have an actual brain injury as the result of a motorcycle accident several years ago. I don’t make the rules but I do wonder how car passes inspection and why he still has a license.
November 4th, 2011
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