December 21st, 2010
Walmart’s Believe It Or Not
After you search for a few minutes trying to figure out how that big blanket-shawl-coat thing is staying on top of her, take a few more minutes and stare in disbelief when I tell you that is her hair.
Wisconsin
Walmart's Believe It Or Not,
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this lady makes me proud to be from wisconsin lmao NOT
December 21st, 2010
Ahhhhhhhhh-Wo-Gah
December 21st, 2010
Hey, is that cousin It from The Addams Family?
December 21st, 2010
noooo fing way!
December 21st, 2010
Sometimes I make a fort out of chairs and blankets. I stay in there until I have to go to work! This reminded me of that.
December 21st, 2010
Imagine what kind of things are living in there.
December 21st, 2010
Wisconsin? That’s probably the farthest north there has ever been a chupacabra sighting.
Food for thought…what do you think that tangled mess smells like?
December 21st, 2010
its just as long under her arms
December 21st, 2010
Looks like something out of a really bad vacuum cleaner…..
December 21st, 2010
Looks like she’s carting around a body in that growth.
December 21st, 2010
Under her arms? Hell, don’t even think about between the legs!
Or the ssmell that occurs also
December 21st, 2010
It’s Rapunzel, if she lived under a bridge.
December 21st, 2010
What do you suppose lives in that hair? I shutter to think! I say stand far far far away!
December 21st, 2010
Ugh!!!! Looks like something a black leopard would throw up! Massive, massive hair-ball!
December 21st, 2010
sumt’n ain’t right?
December 21st, 2010
My what a tangled mess we weave….
December 21st, 2010
Judging by the giant lump in her hair it is quite apparent this lady’s hair has swallowed a toddler and is slowly digesting it.
December 21st, 2010
I think it was smart that she not only grew her hair that long, but also that she managed to weave it into a coat that she will never misplace. Cant say i blame her it does get pretty chilly in Wisconson.
December 21st, 2010
I’d be afraid her neck may snap under all that weight.
December 21st, 2010
I looks like she’s a mobster carrying a dead body wrapped in black plastic over her shoulder. My guess is she killed the guy because he was making fun of her comfortable shoes partner there next to her.
December 21st, 2010
My brother said it was the First Wookie, but I said that Michelle O. doesn’t travel that far north.
December 21st, 2010
Is it wrong that my knee jerk reaction is to shoot it?
It’s like some sort of Bigfoot cross breeding.
December 21st, 2010
Mental illness isn’t a joke….but her head is some funny sh**
December 21st, 2010
feel sorry for the woman standing next to her who has to smell the stench coming off that and lord knows what my jump outta there!
December 21st, 2010
“Frosty the Snowman II: The Abomindable Snowman Goes Christmas Shopping”
December 21st, 2010
so that’s where all the gulf oil went.
December 21st, 2010
This is who you talk to when you call the phone sex line……
December 21st, 2010
This woman should adopt Emory Davis’ philosophy. He once said, “God made only a few perfect heads. The rest He felt compelled to cover with hair.” Seriously, she’d look better bald than with that whatever-it-is!
December 21st, 2010
This site never fails to make me throw up a little.
December 21st, 2010
I would say that this looks like something my cat yakked up, but he hasn’t lived long enough to throw off an entire ecosystem with it. Y-e-c-c-h!
December 21st, 2010
Is anyone else afraid to see what her hairy legs look like? I’m imagining smelly, black leg-warmers….
December 21st, 2010
What in the blue bloody hell….?!? She looks like she has another body stuffed in the front of her jacket, and that’s ASSUMING it’s a she. I find it hard to believe that any self respecting man would impregnate this beast.
December 21st, 2010
Hey look its cousin it from the addams family!!!!
December 21st, 2010
guess i’ve been doing it all wrong cause i didn’t know you were suposed to call somebody to have sex with the phone…?
December 21st, 2010
It looks like something you could shear for a sweater.
December 21st, 2010
We need to have a little talk…….
December 21st, 2010
If that is hair, she needs to go immediately to the Wal Mart Salon and have that shaved off!
December 21st, 2010
…and all this time I believed ‘em when they said the Woolly Mammoth was extinct…………..NOT!
December 21st, 2010
If you let your pet’s fur get like this they would arrest you for animal cruelty.
December 21st, 2010
Someone help this lady, she is being raped by a sheepdog!
December 21st, 2010
“I wave my hair back an’ forth, I wave my hair back an’ forth…”
December 21st, 2010
No wonder she needs a scooter….to help carry all that hair!
December 21st, 2010
Is that her scooter? The belly,the hair,….the disability check.
This site is a great learning lesson. All I have to do is become a slob, gain 150lbs, and the government will send me checks. Count me in
December 21st, 2010
What bullshit. Yeah, that’s what I want around the food I might be purchasing. If she came into a restaurant where I was eating I’d set that shit on fire.
December 21st, 2010
She paid for that weave?
December 21st, 2010
That is just gross.
December 21st, 2010
I thought she was being attacked by one of Harry Potter’s dementors!
December 21st, 2010
sure must weigh alot looks like she needs an electric chair to haul it around
December 21st, 2010
Just when I think I’ve seen everything, POWM proves me wrong.
and BTW, LOL @ notalenthack!
December 21st, 2010
On your average person when a hair falls out, it comes out on a brush or off in the shower or just falls on the floor.
On someone with dreadlocks it can’t go anywhere because it’s all tangled up with the other hair. Dreadlocks consist of hair that’s been dead and decayed hair for years.
December 21st, 2010
Sasquatch has momma after all. AAHHHHWWW!
December 21st, 2010
l respond much better to show and tell…
December 21st, 2010
The Loch Ness Monster has finally been found.
December 21st, 2010
Shes the black sheep of the family
December 21st, 2010
Sasquatch out buying a watch.
December 21st, 2010
Looks like a sloth taking a nap on her head…
December 21st, 2010
Aw, come on now! How do you KNOW that is her hair?? I ain’t buying it.
December 21st, 2010
Stink, Stank, Stunk. courtesy POW.
December 21st, 2010
Um… Am I the only one who noticed her boobs are lower than her butt. She should have gone for the boob lift instead of the butt lift! And her hair… ummmm I’m just speechless!
December 21st, 2010
It’s so heavy she needs the scooter to get around.
December 21st, 2010
it looks like she being attacked by one of the trolls from Willow……
December 21st, 2010
It is quite obvious by the size of her butt and the electric scooter behind her that the weight of her hair keeps her from even walking…….why???
December 21st, 2010
Hair on the ground looking like a clown with your hair on the ground
December 21st, 2010
I have heard of a small weave, but not the whole damn carpet.
December 21st, 2010
Wich city in Wisconsin? She seems unreal: too much hair, her butts too high, her boobs too low. Anyway, a great find!
December 22nd, 2010
Nobody has even mentioned the black bag at her feet, I think she grows the hair to disguise the robbery she is doing at the jewelry counter!
December 22nd, 2010
We need a webcam…..
December 22nd, 2010
Yea… I can’t force myself to believe thats her real hair.
December 22nd, 2010
For some reason I am reminded of the commercial where the guy is on the treadmill and stuff flies out of his hair.
December 22nd, 2010
webcam… great way for you to bare it and share it for the holidays…ready with my visa card now!
December 22nd, 2010
Don’t forget the blow up doll.
December 22nd, 2010
She looks like a throw back from the stone ages, around 1,000,000 BC. When I think of “cave people”, this is what I would imagine their hair looking like. On the plus side, if there is one, she is providing a nice habitat for all the endangered insects and small creatures.
December 22nd, 2010
I don’t think Locks of Love would take any of that even if it were real. Gross.
December 22nd, 2010
Blow Up Doll… Check!
December 22nd, 2010
ain’t no way in hell that’s her hair. it looks like an inside-out sherpa-lined coat and she put the hood over her head and didnt put her arms in the sleeves.
December 22nd, 2010
You have to choose……can’t have both. AND it works both ways. Mastercard ready here……
December 22nd, 2010
ok, i’m naked…now what ???
December 22nd, 2010
Oh jeez, that view is enough…..I couldn’t stand anything beyond…….whoa!
December 22nd, 2010
You think she “Soul Glows” that mane?
December 22nd, 2010
Ok , so if this is how she wears it down … How much taller does she become when she strolls out of the hair salon after getting the updo for the company christmas party ? And after shes had a few drinks at said company christmas party is it fair game to start the ring toss ? I’m guessing we don’t need to insert the name of said company hosting that christmas party …
December 22nd, 2010
That is a public health hazard.
December 22nd, 2010
makes a bald guy want to cry
December 22nd, 2010
My God! What did SmartStyle Salon do to you? I’d sue!
December 22nd, 2010
How did she convince the normal-looking woman next to her to be seen in public with her? No way in HELL would I admit, in public, to knowing her!
December 22nd, 2010
(Is WHY talkin’ about us…?)
December 23rd, 2010
must have seen us on the park bench… anything for our adoring public.
December 23rd, 2010
But we’ve got to find a warmer climate,,,,,,some stuff is freezing off here…..
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You?
December 23rd, 2010
that is like 40 lbs of Yaki Weave!
December 23rd, 2010
It’s a conjugated sasquatch!
December 23rd, 2010
The F**K is THAT?!
December 23rd, 2010
I seriously thought she was giving a piggy back ride to a small child, then I put on my glasses…..GROSS!!!!!!
December 24th, 2010
@ Energizer It looks like a beer belly to me! lol
December 24th, 2010
I used to work@ this Walmart and saw this lady a bunch of times!! LMAO!!! So NOT suprised she made it on this website!
December 24th, 2010
She is married to a short lil guy thats a minister…last time i saw her she had like a black mask on her face or something.. that she painted on..O_o…believe me I know she goes to my store…I was wondering when she was going to show up on here lol
December 25th, 2010
Holy Mother of GOD!!!!
I can only imagine the smell and automatically gag!!!
December 25th, 2010
She’s got a monkey on her back. A very large gorilla!
December 25th, 2010
I am so sure she can smuggle alot out of the store in that hair. Items just fly off the shelf sticking to it like velcro and the monster inside her hair sucks it in. Seriously, would you want to look through it?
December 26th, 2010
Maybe she collects all kinds of hair from tenants who live around her… from their shower drains, off the floor from around the toilet, and even hair off the floor/out of garbages from the local hair salons, then has it weaved in to her natural hair, then dyed, so it is all one color. (armpit hair, leg hair, head hair, pubic hair… need i go on???). I think she terrorizes yetis from afar…
December 27th, 2010
That’s really her HAIR?! No freakin’ waaaaaay.
December 27th, 2010
I think it winked at me….
December 28th, 2010
I always wondered what Amy Winehouse’s wig did in its time off.
December 28th, 2010
When my shower drain got clogged, I pulled out something that looked a lot like that.
December 28th, 2010
She’ll probably need a chainsaw to cut that thing off. Yeesh.
December 28th, 2010
as quoted by Cleveland from Family Guy ……. Thats Naaaaasty !!
December 29th, 2010
ANother thing she is driving a scooter when you can tell she can walk fine !!!!
December 29th, 2010
That Diana Ross has really let herself go!
December 29th, 2010
Looks like ELVIRA totally let herself go!!! Now she’s more KNOT-tie than hottie
December 30th, 2010
what kind of hair grows like that?
she should start selling her dna sample to bald people.
December 30th, 2010
I know this woman, too. She used to come into the tropical fish store where I worked. We called her “Water Buffalo.” She was generally nice, but, like clockwork, she’d come in every two months with her filter, complaining that it had stopped working and demanding a new one. Well, when we took it apart, the damn thing had become clogged – with her hair! I am not making this up! How the hell does human hair get into a fish tank?!?!?!? The first couple of times, we would actually clean it out for her, and it would work just fine. But, one day, one of my co-workers just couldn’t take her anymore and said he wasn’t going to clean her hair out of the filter anymore, and suggested that she get a haircut. She didn’t like that too much…
December 30th, 2010
I assumed it was a spare gorilla costume.
December 31st, 2010
Someone needs to take a hint off Jackass and grab the clippers… sneak up on her.. and shave off that nastiness!!! then again… clippers would probably break… blowtorch anyone?
December 31st, 2010
Not to worry my darling, I already cast the mold for IT just in case…
January 1st, 2011
Ok, if that’s her hair, can you please tell me what is inside her top / coat??
January 2nd, 2011
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!
January 3rd, 2011
there is no way that a black woman can have hair that long. white ppl can barely grow that hair
January 4th, 2011
The hair is a true condition called Plica. It starts out as a scalp condition that secretes too much oil, the hair gets matted and tangled, and if nothing is done about it, it just gets worse. This is akin to one giant dredlock. Yes, likely does smell. The person isn’t exactly able to wash it properly to get all of the dead skin cells out of it or excess oils or other just general funk from day to day life. The only way to get rid of it is to shave it off and start over, and take care of the scalp with a more rigorous shampooing of the hair and using a better product for the problem.
January 5th, 2011
I bet she shoplifts with that hair…Theres probably a plasma screen t.v. in it…
January 5th, 2011
ITS CHEWBACA
January 7th, 2011
amy winehouse has let herself go
January 9th, 2011
That’s qreat and the thinq that’s funnier is the fact is I saw that chick in walmartt (:
January 10th, 2011
I saw this same lady around Halloween. My GF took a pic but it looks far away and you cannot tel what it is. She was riding around on that scooter and wearing all black, so it looks like a big black mass. I will submit mine, but it would be under this post probably.
January 10th, 2011
Looks like something my cat yacks up. ugh
January 11th, 2011
It looks like what my cat yacks up. eeesh
January 11th, 2011
You need to see her from the front. She has black make-up crusted on her face that looks like she was trying to be Batman!!!
January 12th, 2011
WOW!! She might need to be checked by security before she leaves!! She could put merchandise so deep in there that the detectors at the exit won’t notice it!! LOL!! But then again who knows what she already has hiddin in there!! SCARY!!
January 24th, 2011
OMG I HAVE SEEN THIS LADY AT WALMART!!!!!! Holy cow, when I saw her in October I tried to get a picture but it was too obvious, but I knew that someone would get one of her eventually. Yes!!!!
February 6th, 2011
Now we know what Chewbacca was loosely based on
February 8th, 2011
Her hair is the size of a large dog or a small pony…her neck muscles must be like steel
February 12th, 2011
S A S Q U A T CH !!!!!!!! WISCONSIN ,YOU SHOULD BE HUNTING THOSE THINGS THEY PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THEM.
April 12th, 2011
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
April 18th, 2011
Wow. Her neck muscles must be freakishly strong!
April 27th, 2011
I am Ashamed to admit that I work at the Wal-Mart that this woman frequents. I saw her ther today on my day off! :O
May 10th, 2011
can you say “wookie”.
June 14th, 2011
How is she not in constant pain from the weight on her scalp?
September 1st, 2011
Wow, how did she get up off that scooter? What sort of medical assist device is in that black bag by her feet? Who would touch that weave? I have so many questions…….
October 6th, 2011
That’s a terrible waste of what could have been sexily worn over the knee boots. Hahaha
December 24th, 2011
OMG! I’ve seen this lady before but at Aldi! Her makeup is worse. She likes to paint long black vertical lines under her eyes and wears an ugly shade of red lipstick almost smeared. She also wears really long fake nails (some nails missing from some fingers). She is crazy.
December 25th, 2011
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!!!!! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
December 26th, 2011
why is she looking for jewlery? i ppl watch at walmart its the best!
January 30th, 2012
wow,
talking about hairy backed women !
ha ha ha ha
February 10th, 2012
If you met her she’s a nice lady! She is in the Milwaukee area!
March 19th, 2012
I dealt with her in 2002. She had a little red haired white boy that followed her around everywhere. When it was raining she would pile it all into a black garbage bag & go about her business. Still don’t know what exactly was on her head.
January 24th, 2013
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