December 22nd, 2010
Elf Yourself
I’m not shocked he sent his elf out for Red Bull, Santa can’t fly around the world in one night without wings!
Florida
Elf Yourself,
I’m not shocked he sent his elf out for Red Bull, Santa can’t fly around the world in one night without wings!
Florida
Elf Yourself,
61 Comments, Comment or Ping
Awww i love his outfit! Hes the real deal right there! Merry Christmas everyone!
December 22nd, 2010
why is this pic on here?
December 22nd, 2010
FABULOUS!!!! I think this is just great, I think more people should show their chirstmas spirit, or holiday spirit. Its just days from chirstmas and we need to cheer up.
December 22nd, 2010
That looks more lke a box of Tampax than Red Bull. Now we really know why Santa stays out all night on Christmas Eve.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL….and too all a Good Night….
December 22nd, 2010
I will bet there has been more than one set of balls slap that chin
December 22nd, 2010
They don’t get any more gay than this.
December 22nd, 2010
Ho Ho Ho green Giant
December 22nd, 2010
oh the seasonal jobs we take just cause we need money…..lol Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!
December 22nd, 2010
Next Stop… Army Recruiting Office…Thanks Washington.
December 22nd, 2010
He looks like the Court Jester. Nice way to get into the spirit!
December 22nd, 2010
I noticed they’re sugar free Red Bulls. I guess he has enough sugar in his tank already.
December 22nd, 2010
There better be one hot woman in front of him that caused him to dress that way, all in the hope of some christmas “spirit”.
December 22nd, 2010
Is that a fruitcake or are you just happy to see me?
December 22nd, 2010
Redbull gives you wings and a camel toe.
December 22nd, 2010
I hope this friut dose not live near me.
December 22nd, 2010
Gotta give this dude a lot of credit! Merry Christmas! Thanks for the chuckle!
December 22nd, 2010
Is it that time of year when Vince Vaughn does yet another Christmas movie?
December 22nd, 2010
Did you not notice his MAN BOOBS? I never thought that elves had tits, male or female, but now I’m wondering…
December 22nd, 2010
Sooooo, Which Elf is this;
Surly, Cranky, or Bitchy ?
December 22nd, 2010
I’d like to see who made his toes curl…..
December 22nd, 2010
Gay, straight, doesn’t matter. Kudos to this guy for not having the hang-ups
to keep him from wearing this attention getting costume. I couldn’t do it.
Be safe, drive sober, and Merry Christmas all!
December 22nd, 2010
I SO LOVE HIS OUTFIT! He is not too fat, nothing is hanging out, very festive and rather cute! I LOVE IT! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
December 22nd, 2010
It would take a lot of guts to go out in public with leotards. He is great. Love the ears.
December 22nd, 2010
“Now if you’ll excuse … I have a toy in my pants, to go home and play with.”
December 22nd, 2010
and i’ll bet the same one that made his toes curl also made his ears wiggle…
December 22nd, 2010
Voice of experience?
December 22nd, 2010
“Bye Mr. Narwhal”
December 22nd, 2010
i am now feeling some extreme discomfort below the belt…
December 22nd, 2010
I feel bad about commenting on somebody that has that kind of courage. So I won’t.
Surely somebody is going say they would hit that?
And where the f**k is Popanator? I live for his comments!
December 22nd, 2010
Sorry. Just teasing. We know you better…..
December 22nd, 2010
Hes got the redbull…now all he needs is the Jager for a Jagerbomb! Now theres some Christmas spirit!
December 22nd, 2010
Oh ya, and Spork, thats pretty pathetic u live for a man-childs comments about how he either wants to fist this elf or how his elf costume reminds him about the time someone threw up at Mcdonalds and he had to clean it up.
December 22nd, 2010
Go elf urself….and shove it up ur chimney
December 22nd, 2010
98% of his outfit is a Christmas costume, except for the shoes – those are his he wears all the time.
December 22nd, 2010
I like the jaunty tilt of his cap!
December 22nd, 2010
Poor guy. He is probably a college graduate with a ton of student loans and this is the only job he could find right now in this economy. I admire him for taking the job. Good Luck!
December 22nd, 2010
Spock?
December 22nd, 2010
One time I saw this movie about a really tall elf! It was a good movie too. This reminded me of that.
December 22nd, 2010
I hate my life…
December 22nd, 2010
I’m guessin he leaves the makeup on year round
December 22nd, 2010
Fly around the world? Don’t you mean he can’t sit at the mall for 8 hours a day without wings?
December 22nd, 2010
What do ya bet he wears those shoes year round?
December 22nd, 2010
Anyone notice he has breasts ?
December 22nd, 2010
This was the “Misfit Elf” who ran away to become a makeup artist.
December 22nd, 2010
OMG! Someone has finally found Spock’s ears!!
December 22nd, 2010
He’s cute!
December 23rd, 2010
does Santa have a don’t ask don’t tell policy too
December 23rd, 2010
At first glance, I thought that was the actor Deidrich Bader, then I realized which website I was on…
December 23rd, 2010
Merry Fistmas! I’d love to bend that homo over and give him my Fistmas present elbow deep!!! Mmmm…
December 23rd, 2010
“Please, PLEASE don’t let any of my former classmates come in here and recognize me”.
December 24th, 2010
The look on that guys face just screams “Oh, I’m just so gay, I wish I could dress like this all year”
December 24th, 2010
With the Red Bull and Krispy Kreme donuts, he’ll be the hardest working elf on the payroll!
December 25th, 2010
i didnt know there was a north pole for the gays, maybe he is ridin santas south pole because he looks a happy in those tights
December 30th, 2010
he’s got major gay face going on
January 6th, 2011
That’s my friend
He’s so adorable! Gotta love the holidays.
January 14th, 2011
I THINK THE ELF IS MORE LIKE A GAY TINKERBELL!
January 30th, 2011
So that is what happened to the kid after Nip/Tuck went off the air…aka John Hensley
February 4th, 2011
He is adorable. I just love him. Want him to come to Miami and see visit me for Christmas. I would love to be his boyfriend.
February 14th, 2011
FINALY MY GAY ELF IS FOUND I THOUHG I LOST HIM……no realy i think he is gay!
March 30th, 2011
This is Merritt Island Walmart! There were two guys dressed like this shopping, I saw them…………thought it was cute and very spirited!!
May 27th, 2011
Buddy had a kid?
June 15th, 2011
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