I’m not shocked he sent his elf out for Red Bull, Santa can’t fly around the world in one night without wings!
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Awww i love his outfit! Hes the real deal right there! Merry Christmas everyone!
December 22nd, 2010
why is this pic on here?
FABULOUS!!!! I think this is just great, I think more people should show their chirstmas spirit, or holiday spirit. Its just days from chirstmas and we need to cheer up.
That looks more lke a box of Tampax than Red Bull. Now we really know why Santa stays out all night on Christmas Eve.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL….and too all a Good Night….
I will bet there has been more than one set of balls slap that chin
They don’t get any more gay than this.
Ho Ho Ho green Giant
oh the seasonal jobs we take just cause we need money…..lol Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!
Next Stop… Army Recruiting Office…Thanks Washington.
He looks like the Court Jester. Nice way to get into the spirit!
I noticed they’re sugar free Red Bulls. I guess he has enough sugar in his tank already.
There better be one hot woman in front of him that caused him to dress that way, all in the hope of some christmas “spirit”.
Is that a fruitcake or are you just happy to see me?
Redbull gives you wings and a camel toe.
I hope this friut dose not live near me.
Gotta give this dude a lot of credit! Merry Christmas! Thanks for the chuckle!
Sir Hates Alot
Is it that time of year when Vince Vaughn does yet another Christmas movie?
Did you not notice his MAN BOOBS? I never thought that elves had tits, male or female, but now I’m wondering…
Sooooo, Which Elf is this;
Surly, Cranky, or Bitchy ?
I’d like to see who made his toes curl…..
Gay, straight, doesn’t matter. Kudos to this guy for not having the hang-ups
to keep him from wearing this attention getting costume. I couldn’t do it.
Be safe, drive sober, and Merry Christmas all!
I SO LOVE HIS OUTFIT! He is not too fat, nothing is hanging out, very festive and rather cute! I LOVE IT! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
To Be Me
It would take a lot of guts to go out in public with leotards. He is great. Love the ears.
“Now if you’ll excuse … I have a toy in my pants, to go home and play with.”
and i’ll bet the same one that made his toes curl also made his ears wiggle…
Voice of experience?
“Bye Mr. Narwhal”
i am now feeling some extreme discomfort below the belt…
I feel bad about commenting on somebody that has that kind of courage. So I won’t.
Surely somebody is going say they would hit that?
And where the f**k is Popanator? I live for his comments!
Sorry. Just teasing. We know you better…..
Hes got the redbull…now all he needs is the Jager for a Jagerbomb! Now theres some Christmas spirit!
Oh ya, and Spork, thats pretty pathetic u live for a man-childs comments about how he either wants to fist this elf or how his elf costume reminds him about the time someone threw up at Mcdonalds and he had to clean it up.
Go elf urself….and shove it up ur chimney
98% of his outfit is a Christmas costume, except for the shoes – those are his he wears all the time.
I like the jaunty tilt of his cap!
Poor guy. He is probably a college graduate with a ton of student loans and this is the only job he could find right now in this economy. I admire him for taking the job. Good Luck!
One time I saw this movie about a really tall elf! It was a good movie too. This reminded me of that.
Son of Sam's Club
I hate my life…
I’m guessin he leaves the makeup on year round
Fly around the world? Don’t you mean he can’t sit at the mall for 8 hours a day without wings?
What do ya bet he wears those shoes year round?
Oh Gheesh !!!!
Anyone notice he has breasts ?
This was the “Misfit Elf” who ran away to become a makeup artist.
OMG! Someone has finally found Spock’s ears!!
December 23rd, 2010
does Santa have a don’t ask don’t tell policy too
At first glance, I thought that was the actor Deidrich Bader, then I realized which website I was on…
Merry Fistmas! I’d love to bend that homo over and give him my Fistmas present elbow deep!!! Mmmm…
“Please, PLEASE don’t let any of my former classmates come in here and recognize me”.
December 24th, 2010
The look on that guys face just screams “Oh, I’m just so gay, I wish I could dress like this all year”
With the Red Bull and Krispy Kreme donuts, he’ll be the hardest working elf on the payroll!
December 25th, 2010
i didnt know there was a north pole for the gays, maybe he is ridin santas south pole because he looks a happy in those tights
December 30th, 2010
he’s got major gay face going on
January 6th, 2011
That’s my friend He’s so adorable! Gotta love the holidays.
January 14th, 2011
I THINK THE ELF IS MORE LIKE A GAY TINKERBELL!
January 30th, 2011
So that is what happened to the kid after Nip/Tuck went off the air…aka John Hensley
February 4th, 2011
He is adorable. I just love him. Want him to come to Miami and see visit me for Christmas. I would love to be his boyfriend.
February 14th, 2011
FINALY MY GAY ELF IS FOUND I THOUHG I LOST HIM……no realy i think he is gay!
March 30th, 2011
This is Merritt Island Walmart! There were two guys dressed like this shopping, I saw them…………thought it was cute and very spirited!!
May 27th, 2011
Buddy had a kid?
June 15th, 2011