Elf Yourself



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I’m not shocked he sent his elf out for Red Bull, Santa can’t fly around the world in one night without wings!

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Elf Yourself, 7.8 out of 10 based on 11 ratings

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  1. Heather

    Awww i love his outfit! Hes the real deal right there! Merry Christmas everyone!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  2. cher

    why is this pic on here?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  3. melanie

    FABULOUS!!!! I think this is just great, I think more people should show their chirstmas spirit, or holiday spirit. Its just days from chirstmas and we need to cheer up.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  4. TMann

    That looks more lke a box of Tampax than Red Bull. Now we really know why Santa stays out all night on Christmas Eve.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL….and too all a Good Night….

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    December 22nd, 2010

  5. mike reiley

    I will bet there has been more than one set of balls slap that chin

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    December 22nd, 2010

  6. Goofy59

    They don’t get any more gay than this.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  7. me

    Ho Ho Ho green Giant

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    December 22nd, 2010

  8. Donna

    oh the seasonal jobs we take just cause we need money…..lol Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  9. signguy

    Next Stop… Army Recruiting Office…Thanks Washington. :-)

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    December 22nd, 2010

  10. Stpn2me

    He looks like the Court Jester. Nice way to get into the spirit!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  11. Zig

    I noticed they’re sugar free Red Bulls. I guess he has enough sugar in his tank already.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  12. There better be one hot woman in front of him that caused him to dress that way, all in the hope of some christmas “spirit”.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  13. James

    Is that a fruitcake or are you just happy to see me?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  14. Genitalisman

    Redbull gives you wings and a camel toe.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  15. Donny

    I hope this friut dose not live near me.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  16. madz1962

    Gotta give this dude a lot of credit! Merry Christmas! Thanks for the chuckle!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  17. Sir Hates Alot

    Is it that time of year when Vince Vaughn does yet another Christmas movie?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  18. Did you not notice his MAN BOOBS? I never thought that elves had tits, male or female, but now I’m wondering…

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    December 22nd, 2010

  19. SEA

    Sooooo, Which Elf is this;

    Surly, Cranky, or Bitchy ?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  20. verbatim

    I’d like to see who made his toes curl…..

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    December 22nd, 2010

  21. JR

    Gay, straight, doesn’t matter. Kudos to this guy for not having the hang-ups
    to keep him from wearing this attention getting costume. I couldn’t do it.

    Be safe, drive sober, and Merry Christmas all!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  22. lost bet

    I SO LOVE HIS OUTFIT! He is not too fat, nothing is hanging out, very festive and rather cute! I LOVE IT! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  23. To Be Me

    It would take a lot of guts to go out in public with leotards. He is great. Love the ears.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  24. Netjnke

    “Now if you’ll excuse … I have a toy in my pants, to go home and play with.”

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    December 22nd, 2010

  25. notalenthack

    and i’ll bet the same one that made his toes curl also made his ears wiggle…

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    December 22nd, 2010

  26. fader

    Voice of experience?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  27. tl

    “Bye Mr. Narwhal”

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    December 22nd, 2010

  28. notalenthack

    i am now feeling some extreme discomfort below the belt…

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    December 22nd, 2010

  29. Spork

    I feel bad about commenting on somebody that has that kind of courage. So I won’t.

    Surely somebody is going say they would hit that?

    And where the f**k is Popanator? I live for his comments!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  30. fader

    Sorry. Just teasing. We know you better…..

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    December 22nd, 2010

  31. boob

    Hes got the redbull…now all he needs is the Jager for a Jagerbomb! Now theres some Christmas spirit!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  32. boob

    Oh ya, and Spork, thats pretty pathetic u live for a man-childs comments about how he either wants to fist this elf or how his elf costume reminds him about the time someone threw up at Mcdonalds and he had to clean it up.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  33. Emalie santana

    Go elf urself….and shove it up ur chimney

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    December 22nd, 2010

  34. Jen

    98% of his outfit is a Christmas costume, except for the shoes – those are his he wears all the time.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  35. LD

    I like the jaunty tilt of his cap!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  36. Poor guy. He is probably a college graduate with a ton of student loans and this is the only job he could find right now in this economy. I admire him for taking the job. Good Luck!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  37. JohnE

    Spock?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  38. popanator

    One time I saw this movie about a really tall elf! It was a good movie too. This reminded me of that.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  39. Son of Sam's Club

    I hate my life…

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    December 22nd, 2010

  40. scroti mcboogerballs

    I’m guessin he leaves the makeup on year round

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    December 22nd, 2010

  41. Jer

    Fly around the world? Don’t you mean he can’t sit at the mall for 8 hours a day without wings?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  42. perfectionist

    What do ya bet he wears those shoes year round?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  43. Oh Gheesh !!!!

    Anyone notice he has breasts ?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  44. Jen

    This was the “Misfit Elf” who ran away to become a makeup artist.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  45. Denise

    OMG! Someone has finally found Spock’s ears!!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  46. Mary

    He’s cute!

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    December 23rd, 2010

  47. bobert

    does Santa have a don’t ask don’t tell policy too

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    December 23rd, 2010

  48. MMazi97

    At first glance, I thought that was the actor Deidrich Bader, then I realized which website I was on…

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    December 23rd, 2010

  49. Merry Fistmas! I’d love to bend that homo over and give him my Fistmas present elbow deep!!! Mmmm…

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    December 23rd, 2010

  50. OregonJan

    “Please, PLEASE don’t let any of my former classmates come in here and recognize me”.

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    December 24th, 2010

  51. energizer

    The look on that guys face just screams “Oh, I’m just so gay, I wish I could dress like this all year”

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    December 24th, 2010

  52. Joe

    With the Red Bull and Krispy Kreme donuts, he’ll be the hardest working elf on the payroll!

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    December 25th, 2010

  53. jamall

    i didnt know there was a north pole for the gays, maybe he is ridin santas south pole because he looks a happy in those tights

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    December 30th, 2010

  54. richard

    he’s got major gay face going on

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    January 6th, 2011

  55. Adrienne

    That’s my friend :) He’s so adorable! Gotta love the holidays.

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    January 14th, 2011

  56. GODA

    I THINK THE ELF IS MORE LIKE A GAY TINKERBELL!

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    January 30th, 2011

  57. snooper

    So that is what happened to the kid after Nip/Tuck went off the air…aka John Hensley

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    February 4th, 2011

  58. I.K. Malone

    He is adorable. I just love him. Want him to come to Miami and see visit me for Christmas. I would love to be his boyfriend.

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    February 14th, 2011

  59. kaitlyn

    FINALY MY GAY ELF IS FOUND I THOUHG I LOST HIM……no realy i think he is gay!

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    March 30th, 2011

  60. DIXIEGLFLA

    This is Merritt Island Walmart! There were two guys dressed like this shopping, I saw them…………thought it was cute and very spirited!!

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    May 27th, 2011

  61. LolAs

    Buddy had a kid?

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    June 15th, 2011

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