The Ugly Human Sweater



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I’ve heard of ugly Christmas sweaters but this is ri-goddamn-diculous!!

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The Ugly Human Sweater, 9.3 out of 10 based on 3 ratings

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  1. Sir Hates Alot

    The woman behind the counter is thinking, “Don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact.”

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    December 22nd, 2010

  2. Zig

    George “The Animal” Steele’s long lost cousin, Jim “The Alpaca” Thompson.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  3. Netjnke

    So much for “No Shirt No Service”

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    December 22nd, 2010

  4. cleveoh

    Sir, please be advised that you are not, in fact, too sexy for your shirt.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  5. random acts of lunacy

    Spray tan gone horribly wrong!!!!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  6. J-Roc

    That cheeseburger walrus is talking to Mr. Lahey on the cell phone.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  7. mike reiley

    Wish he would turn around I think he is a B cup

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    December 22nd, 2010

  8. juan

    At least it dosen’t have a christmas tree on it.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  9. fader

    Not my favorite thing to find in the dark

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    December 22nd, 2010

  10. Stpn2me

    Is the skin under his arm lighter because he shaves?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  11. popanator

    Sometimes in movies the good guy has no shirt on when he fights the bad guy with karate. maybe he is going to fight a bad guy.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  12. Son of Sam's Club

    I’m too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt..

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    December 22nd, 2010

  13. Autumn

    I hope he is shopping for a shirt.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  14. fader

    At least he isn’t dyed in ugly Christmas colors like the one Aunt Mabel knitted for you.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  15. scroti mcboogerballs

    @stpn2me: No, I think it’s because when he puts his arm down, it completely blocks that entire area from the sun

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    December 22nd, 2010

  16. At least he isnt a regular POW dude wearing women’s clothes. Just sayin…………

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    December 22nd, 2010

  17. To Be Me

    Maybe you could use him for your show and tell over the web cam? Seems not to have a problem stripping. Lol

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    December 22nd, 2010

  18. Goofy59

    Leave the poor guy alone. He probably has dementia and just forgot to put a shirt on for the last several month.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  19. D

    He just flew in from new jersey and damn is it hot in Fl.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  20. Wayne

    At least hes not running around with 3 inches of butt crack getting fresh air!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  21. D

    He just flew in from new jersey and damn is it hot in Fl

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    December 22nd, 2010

  22. fader

    S-L-F-B-N-M ?? Possible?

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    December 22nd, 2010

  23. why

    You can tell his mama made it for him. Literally.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  24. signguy

    not so much what you find in the dark as it is the THRILL of where you found IT…

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    December 22nd, 2010

  25. To Be Me

    Hopefully, there are no missing parts.

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    December 22nd, 2010

  26. notyerkind

    ya know…..when you got a sexy body, it would be a shame not to share it with the world!

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    December 22nd, 2010

  27. Jen

    The Wal-mart entrance sign reads “No shirt, no pride, no problem.”

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    December 22nd, 2010

  28. signguy

    ………… :-)

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    December 22nd, 2010

  29. To Be Me

    Sexy is in the eye and hand of the beholder. That and how inebriated you are. ;)

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    December 22nd, 2010

  30. Omar

    no joke, this isn’t in Florida. this is in TN, this is my 7th grade science teacher. crap

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    December 22nd, 2010

  31. Jen

    “I’m too sexy for a shirt, too sexy for a shirt, so sexy, it hurts.”

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    December 23rd, 2010

  32. fader

    You know me way too well…….

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    December 23rd, 2010

  33. verbatim

    Ah, Bud, revisit the tall drink of bleach……..

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    December 23rd, 2010

  34. signguy

    all this talk of sex has my moral values down to a net worth of about fifty cents…poverty can be a beautiful thing around here.

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    December 23rd, 2010

  35. lalababy

    I sure hope Santa brings him a shirt for Christmas.

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    December 23rd, 2010

  36. Debon

    This Christmas I asked Santa for a sweater, but now I think I’d rather have a moaner.

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    December 23rd, 2010

  37. fader

    And the fifty cents is going to charity soon,,,,,,,&:-)

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    December 23rd, 2010

  38. fader

    LOL @ Debon

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    December 23rd, 2010

  39. aint i right

    sorry, but what an idiot…….

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    December 23rd, 2010

  40. dave

    If he’s not on the payroll to dress like that, then I doubt his sword sings in the presence of women….

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    December 23rd, 2010

  41. dave

    OOPs wrong pic! DUH! My brain doesn’t work in the presence of pit rolls…. sorry.

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    December 23rd, 2010

  42. fader

    Dave, you really can’t go wrong around here no matter which picture it is….

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    December 23rd, 2010

  43. fader

    There is a “dislike” troll here again.

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    December 23rd, 2010

  44. boob

    Fader…you have WAY too much free time on your hands to be sitting on here leaving a comment every 10 minutes…lol poor guy.

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    December 23rd, 2010

  45. fader

    Boob – you are SO right. Actually I work full time and just check in every so often. And I am a girlie girl. Surprise! And I have to get my speed up to every 5 minutes……

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    December 23rd, 2010

  46. Well really

    If you look in the cart he obviously put all his shirts in the washing machine, then realized he was out of detergent and instead of putting a soaking wet shirt on, he just went out in his sweater! Perfectly logical if you just think about it.

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    December 23rd, 2010

  47. Anarimus

    Imagine if that’s not a horrid tan and it’s actually dirt.

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    December 23rd, 2010

  48. kimmerz

    an example of “he gave the shirt off his own back”… guess it was literal huh?

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    December 23rd, 2010

  49. Savannah

    thats my science teacher…..

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    December 23rd, 2010

  50. Those fat rolls make me so hawnee I want to put my willy between them and use the delicious sweat as lube! Mmmm… Then I would fist that poo hole elbow deep and lick my fist!

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    December 23rd, 2010

  51. Acey

    I’ve seen him on COPS. He was tased and pee’d his pants.

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    December 23rd, 2010

  52. energizer

    @Anarimus: Um, hello, that’s not dirt or a tan, it’s freakin’ HAIR!

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    December 24th, 2010

  53. King David

    This guy drinks beer out of aluminum cans, whiskey out of plastic bottles and keeps massage parlors with broken windows on speed dial.

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    December 26th, 2010

  54. Sasquatch

    I really don’t see what all the fuss is about. No butt-crack showing, and doesn’t look like a parakeet smuggler (tight sweat pants gross me out)! After all it did happen in Flori-duh!

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    December 26th, 2010

  55. energizer

    @Sasquatch

    “parakeet smuggler” HAHA. That’s just plain funny, I don’t care who you are.

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    December 27th, 2010

  56. JR

    AAAHHHHHHH Florida!
    where every crochety old person AND every bad fashion idea goes to die.

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    December 27th, 2010

  57. Kaydee

    Oh God! This is in MY Walmart! I’m scared to go in there now…

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    December 28th, 2010

  58. RJMac

    Nice to see that even Sasquatch shops at WalMart………..

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    December 29th, 2010

  59. Jesse fahrenkrog

    jingle boob, jingle boob, needs to find a shirt..

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    December 31st, 2010

  60. Terry

    I honestly don’t see how he could believe people what to see the hair on his body…..

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    January 9th, 2011

  61. Pam

    this is wayyyyyy to funny for two reasons

    1) thats the walmart down the st from my house (i recognize the lady in the background)

    2)i actually know that guy XD

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    January 25th, 2011

  62. David

    That’s my teacher

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    February 3rd, 2011

  63. Me

    this is my science teacher from seventh grade

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    February 18th, 2011

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