I’ve heard of ugly Christmas sweaters but this is ri-goddamn-diculous!!
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Sir Hates Alot
The woman behind the counter is thinking, “Don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact.”
December 22nd, 2010
George “The Animal” Steele’s long lost cousin, Jim “The Alpaca” Thompson.
So much for “No Shirt No Service”
Sir, please be advised that you are not, in fact, too sexy for your shirt.
random acts of lunacy
Spray tan gone horribly wrong!!!!
That cheeseburger walrus is talking to Mr. Lahey on the cell phone.
Wish he would turn around I think he is a B cup
At least it dosen’t have a christmas tree on it.
Not my favorite thing to find in the dark
Is the skin under his arm lighter because he shaves?
Sometimes in movies the good guy has no shirt on when he fights the bad guy with karate. maybe he is going to fight a bad guy.
Son of Sam's Club
I’m too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt..
I hope he is shopping for a shirt.
At least he isn’t dyed in ugly Christmas colors like the one Aunt Mabel knitted for you.
@stpn2me: No, I think it’s because when he puts his arm down, it completely blocks that entire area from the sun
At least he isnt a regular POW dude wearing women’s clothes. Just sayin…………
To Be Me
Maybe you could use him for your show and tell over the web cam? Seems not to have a problem stripping. Lol
Leave the poor guy alone. He probably has dementia and just forgot to put a shirt on for the last several month.
He just flew in from new jersey and damn is it hot in Fl.
At least hes not running around with 3 inches of butt crack getting fresh air!
He just flew in from new jersey and damn is it hot in Fl
S-L-F-B-N-M ?? Possible?
You can tell his mama made it for him. Literally.
not so much what you find in the dark as it is the THRILL of where you found IT…
Hopefully, there are no missing parts.
ya know…..when you got a sexy body, it would be a shame not to share it with the world!
The Wal-mart entrance sign reads “No shirt, no pride, no problem.”
Sexy is in the eye and hand of the beholder. That and how inebriated you are.
no joke, this isn’t in Florida. this is in TN, this is my 7th grade science teacher. crap
“I’m too sexy for a shirt, too sexy for a shirt, so sexy, it hurts.”
December 23rd, 2010
You know me way too well…….
Ah, Bud, revisit the tall drink of bleach……..
all this talk of sex has my moral values down to a net worth of about fifty cents…poverty can be a beautiful thing around here.
I sure hope Santa brings him a shirt for Christmas.
This Christmas I asked Santa for a sweater, but now I think I’d rather have a moaner.
And the fifty cents is going to charity soon,,,,,,,&:-)
LOL @ Debon
aint i right
sorry, but what an idiot…….
If he’s not on the payroll to dress like that, then I doubt his sword sings in the presence of women….
OOPs wrong pic! DUH! My brain doesn’t work in the presence of pit rolls…. sorry.
Dave, you really can’t go wrong around here no matter which picture it is….
There is a “dislike” troll here again.
Fader…you have WAY too much free time on your hands to be sitting on here leaving a comment every 10 minutes…lol poor guy.
Boob – you are SO right. Actually I work full time and just check in every so often. And I am a girlie girl. Surprise! And I have to get my speed up to every 5 minutes……
If you look in the cart he obviously put all his shirts in the washing machine, then realized he was out of detergent and instead of putting a soaking wet shirt on, he just went out in his sweater! Perfectly logical if you just think about it.
Imagine if that’s not a horrid tan and it’s actually dirt.
an example of “he gave the shirt off his own back”… guess it was literal huh?
thats my science teacher…..
Those fat rolls make me so hawnee I want to put my willy between them and use the delicious sweat as lube! Mmmm… Then I would fist that poo hole elbow deep and lick my fist!
I’ve seen him on COPS. He was tased and pee’d his pants.
@Anarimus: Um, hello, that’s not dirt or a tan, it’s freakin’ HAIR!
December 24th, 2010
This guy drinks beer out of aluminum cans, whiskey out of plastic bottles and keeps massage parlors with broken windows on speed dial.
December 26th, 2010
I really don’t see what all the fuss is about. No butt-crack showing, and doesn’t look like a parakeet smuggler (tight sweat pants gross me out)! After all it did happen in Flori-duh!
“parakeet smuggler” HAHA. That’s just plain funny, I don’t care who you are.
December 27th, 2010
where every crochety old person AND every bad fashion idea goes to die.
Oh God! This is in MY Walmart! I’m scared to go in there now…
December 28th, 2010
Nice to see that even Sasquatch shops at WalMart………..
December 29th, 2010
jingle boob, jingle boob, needs to find a shirt..
December 31st, 2010
I honestly don’t see how he could believe people what to see the hair on his body…..
January 9th, 2011
this is wayyyyyy to funny for two reasons
1) thats the walmart down the st from my house (i recognize the lady in the background)
2)i actually know that guy XD
January 25th, 2011
That’s my teacher
February 3rd, 2011
this is my science teacher from seventh grade
February 18th, 2011