December 28th, 2010
Give Us Your Best Line
Nothing like pickin’ up chicks in the snacks section on a Friday night (probably because the chicks in the snack section on Friday nights are lonely and it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, but that’s another story). I’m guessing his line was: “What’s up there little lady, you tryin’ to do the dew in the back of my 83′ El Camino?” – Let’s hear your best pickup lines for this guy so he has some new material for the weekend.
Vermont
Give Us Your Best Line,
330 Comments, Comment or Ping
You know what I like about high school? I get older…but he shirts stay the saaame size…Yeaaah…
December 28th, 2010
Gloom, despair and agony on meeeeeeee
December 28th, 2010
I have that same shirt!!! Although, half of it isent missing :/
December 28th, 2010
oh yeah… that makes me wanna do the dew…
December 28th, 2010
“Mount n do me” baby
December 28th, 2010
He was country when country wasn’t cool.
December 28th, 2010
He was supposed to be displayed in the candy isle…
December 28th, 2010
free-to lay.
December 28th, 2010
How’s about: “Why do the Dew when you can do the Don’t?!”
December 28th, 2010
“Hey little lady, ever been with a ‘real’ man?”
December 28th, 2010
I’m waitin for the price on Trojans to drop, but I gotta get back up to Brokeback Mountain.
December 28th, 2010
“Hey purdy Lady! Step right up fer yer Dew Shooter!”
December 28th, 2010
“Ya like my new hip huggers?”
December 28th, 2010
there is no line thats gonna get this dude laid
December 28th, 2010
He’s passing on what’s in the picture. He’s waiting for the “boys” to show up so they can reenact broke back mountain.
December 28th, 2010
All I can say is “wow”. Is she taking a drink or fixing to cover her eyes with her hand?????? By the look on her face she isnt too impressed……
December 28th, 2010
Hey ladies, you know what would go good with those chips? A nice Mt. Dew, and this Dew comes with a twisty straw.
December 28th, 2010
To steal a line from Donny Baker: “hey baby, how about a 3-some? Me, you and some of this pork!”
December 28th, 2010
So I got me here this special shirt so you can see my spread. You like it? There’s more where that came from. You wanna see it? So, what’s a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? I just come here to get the oil changed on my F-250 diesel. Do like football? I got a friend who has a friend whose uncle knows someone that one worked as a gardener for Tony Romo. Pretty neat, huh? So where are you goin’ from here?
December 28th, 2010
he was the stunt-cock in Bareback Mountin’
December 28th, 2010
“How u dew’n?”
December 28th, 2010
“You, me and a bowl of queso, followed up with a little of what the t-shirt says “Mount & do me”.
December 28th, 2010
“Excuse Me Ma’am, But You Gots to be Purdier then a Christmas Stockin’ Full of Skoal!”
December 28th, 2010
I’ll tickle your innards baby!
December 28th, 2010
“I’m not as good as I once was; but I’m as good ONCE as I every was.”
December 28th, 2010
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”
December 28th, 2010
It works for the Situation.
December 28th, 2010
Howd ya like some dip with these LAYS!!!!!!!!!!!
December 28th, 2010
look how diet mountain dew gave me abs.
December 28th, 2010
Me and Justin are buds. See this box in my hand? Guess what’s in it….
December 28th, 2010
And then I said, well, sh*t, if she ain’t good enough for her own brother, she ain’t going home with me !!!
December 28th, 2010
“You from Tennessee? Cuz a 10 is all I see.”
December 28th, 2010
Hey baby, you wanna mount and do me?
December 28th, 2010
hey Little Lady you want’a Do what my little sisters shit say and mount an dew me…hey were you going i got Spurs
December 28th, 2010
Okay so I know this isn’t original but… first thing that came to mind:
Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy!! NOT
December 28th, 2010
I have a six pack for ya, right here…
December 28th, 2010
That’s not a love handle, it’s the fuel tank for a sex machine baby!
December 28th, 2010
“Yep. And ONE time, I bought 3 of the twelve packs here for 2 apiece and returned em at scheflie’s down the street for two-fitty. Easiest buck fitty i ever made. Heh.”
December 28th, 2010
how would you like t try my 6 pack of mount and do???
December 28th, 2010
My sister keeps ‘borrowing’ my shirts, so I decided to borrow hers.
December 28th, 2010
Looks more like Brokeback Mountain Dew
December 28th, 2010
No I won’t drink the Dew from your navel, omg i’m going to throw up
December 28th, 2010
“Wanna see my ‘pretzel stick”?
December 28th, 2010
@NETJNKE that would be the perfect before and after on Wheel Of Fortune
December 28th, 2010
…”EXCUSE ME,MA’AM,GO ON THROUGH…HEY THERE,BIG FELLA…WANT TO GO TO A REAL BUTT-KICKIN’ PARTY WITH ME?…WE MIX STUFF W/OUR ‘DEWS’!…
December 28th, 2010
Looks like he wants to “mount and do”.
December 28th, 2010
You wanna take a mustache ride and mountain dew me??
December 28th, 2010
“Free lays here!!!!”
December 28th, 2010
I think I deserve a POW, t-shirt.
December 28th, 2010
half shirts are for cowboys TOO!
December 28th, 2010
Vermont is for lovers
December 28th, 2010
“You want some of this situation, baby? ‘Cause I’m the other white meat”.
December 28th, 2010
hey baby im alan jacksons stunt double how about we make this a song and dance night?
December 28th, 2010
Who wants a mustache ride?
December 28th, 2010
“Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich”
December 28th, 2010
I have so many questions, like—Why does it look like she’s chugging a beer? And is that a juice box in his hand? And wouldn’t winter in Vermont require you to wear a longer shirt than that?
December 28th, 2010
DEW you think I’m sexy?
December 28th, 2010
as if standing next to the “Lays” chips and “creamy” Ranch dip and wearing a Mountain “Dew” shirt wasn’t suggestive enough, he had to go and make it a cut off showing his real sexyness. If that guy isn’t the Don Juan of Wal-Mart, I don’t think there is one.
December 28th, 2010
‘Howdy there little lady, wanna try one of my ‘Lays’, I’ll rope ya up and tie ya good ya little doggie…..’
December 28th, 2010
Baby you’re like a Lays, “Betcha can’t eat just one”
December 28th, 2010
You’re so pretty, I don’t even mind that you’re my sister!
December 28th, 2010
“Hey baby, my shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.”
December 28th, 2010
Yes sirre Maam if my welfare check woulda got here on time I coulda bought the whole shirt
December 28th, 2010
Actually, I’d rather not “do the Dew.”
December 28th, 2010
“Hey, you wanna come home with me and swallow some of my children?”
December 28th, 2010
You can play with my hole, if you let me play with yours.
December 28th, 2010
Horrifying to realize that some of these lines have actually been used – by the posters.
Too funny. Thanks for a look at another side of life.
December 28th, 2010
Mount & Do me.
December 28th, 2010
” Dang Baby, I haven’t seen you’s since Dad left Mom, and we moved to the city!
How bout a Budweiser and, a malrboro so we can catch up?
December 28th, 2010
Just picking up some snaks for the boys back at Brokeback Mountian.
December 28th, 2010
“Tryin to get some snack upin ur gut huh?… Well, I’d like to get up in ur gut too”
December 28th, 2010
“I’ve been wearin this here shirt, before there was homosexuals!”
December 28th, 2010
Hey there, pretty lady! My bellybutton does tricks…wanna see?
December 28th, 2010
Come back to my trailer and I’ll show you my Seven-Up.
December 28th, 2010
He slowly looks her up and down and says: “you’ll do.”
December 28th, 2010
I was wondering if you were doing anything tonight cause later I have to go back to broke back mountain.
December 28th, 2010
“Hey sexy lady you want to do the Dew” ?
“Cause just like these chips here, I’m Fri-to-Lay ! “
December 28th, 2010
Howdy Purdy Lady. Hows about me and you swap outfits and get it on.
December 28th, 2010
Who’s the chick with the flavor savor?
December 28th, 2010
How about a six-pack to go with those chips?
December 28th, 2010
Just DON’T dew it!
December 28th, 2010
Hey, G.I., er, G.I.R.L., you got boyfriend in Wal-Mart?
December 28th, 2010
“Hey Baby, if you wanna see more, the rest of this shirt’s layin’ on my bed…”
December 28th, 2010
Ur eyez r bout tha sayme colur az my 72 Furd pikup….i meen without da mud or tha nood gurl on muh mud flapps…..
December 28th, 2010
Got navels?
December 28th, 2010
“I got the right chip for your bean dip baby, whada ya say we go back to my trailer have ourselves a snack?”
December 28th, 2010
Would you like to “Dew” my “Mountain”…..
December 28th, 2010
Yep – I’m all that & a bag of chips. Baby, you want me, coz I’m so pretty!
December 28th, 2010
This guy makes Joe Dirt look suave. WHAT is he doing – airing out his navel-lint collection? Oh, Hai Babi – smell my finger. Yeah, thass guud, huh? You want somma dis?
December 28th, 2010
Am I being too obvious? Does my left arm give me away? I mean, look at the name of the chips, sweetie!
December 28th, 2010
Hey baby, you’re finer than a new set of mud flaps.
December 28th, 2010
“I’m kinda like these chips baby cause I go straight to your thighs.”
December 28th, 2010
i dont think he is their checking out the ladies.
December 28th, 2010
Hey baby, is that windex in your pants? I’m can see myself in them…
December 28th, 2010
Damn baby you finer than a new set of snow tires, i think me and you should get us a case of PBR and go back to my trailor, i’ll show you my
die cast nascar collection then maybe we could see if i could knock the stuffin’ off that egg mcmuffin
December 28th, 2010
Hey there lil lady, I designed this outfit myself…I call it “Cowboy ALA Brokeback”
December 28th, 2010
“Hey Hunnny” Just tryin to decide on which lay’s. Help me pick em out and you can come on over for friday night wrastling.”
December 28th, 2010
Mountain Dew? More like Mountain EEWWWW
December 28th, 2010
No this ain’t your daughters shirt!
December 28th, 2010
Hey baby, you wanna see my dagum sityouashun going on right here?
December 28th, 2010
O…MYYYY GOD……I sooo needed a laugh today! And special Thanks to MB and Winnie the Pooh!
December 28th, 2010
This must be Halloween for it to be in New England
December 28th, 2010
BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN DEW
December 28th, 2010
“Hey, baby… You like Slim Jims?”
December 28th, 2010
“You got shoes…I got shoes…wanna go f*Ck?
December 28th, 2010
Hi I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl, and this this here’s my other brother Darryl…
December 28th, 2010
@Dstarh … yeah it would lmao
December 28th, 2010
I may not be much, but will still be able to say you “went on a date.”
December 28th, 2010
“I’d slide down a razor blade into a bucket of battery acid just to here you fart through a walkie-talkie.”
December 28th, 2010
I may not be your “dream,” but you will be able to tell your friends “you went on a date!”
December 28th, 2010
Midnight Cowboy half off roll back tonight only . Popcorn not included!
December 28th, 2010
John Frum – Haven’t seen that name in a long time….but I thought about it just the other day. WWII I think.
December 28th, 2010
Now Now darlin don’t go pukeing in your hand use my hat.
December 28th, 2010
Baby, you’re lookin’ at a bona-fide aristocrat. Are you lookin’ for the Lay’s? I got a whole case of ‘em for ya right-chere.
December 28th, 2010
“You got a purdy mouth.”
December 28th, 2010
Attention Walmart Shoppers: Men’s shirts half off, Aisle 5.
December 28th, 2010
Hey baby, can you believe that this is the same shirt I wore to the rodeo when I was 8. And it still fits too. Scarry huh?????
December 28th, 2010
Look here sweet thang, This was a whole shirt til it got too close to my Chuck Norris belt buckle. .
December 28th, 2010
That shirt would be good to go swimming in I think. Maybe he is going to Lake Michigan and going swimming.
December 28th, 2010
The woman is trying to get past without getting her picture taken and the cowboy seen ya takin his pic and he ain’t none too happy bout it.
December 28th, 2010
after you showing me the money i won’t be looking for the change…
December 28th, 2010
Hey Baby do you know why they call me the stallion? Cause I’m Beautiful to look at and you can ride me all night long.
December 28th, 2010
Hey little lady, I just shit in my pants, can I get in yours.
December 28th, 2010
cowboy says “can i mount-n-do ya darling”
December 28th, 2010
“Yehawwww, lil’ Miss…. Dew U want to see my package? You can unwrap it really quick, because I have less material covering it, then I have shirt covering me… Yep, uh huh…”
December 28th, 2010
“Hay der purdy lady…. I gots me a twenny dollah bill. What say wez go spend it ona good time?”
December 28th, 2010
1)With two bags of Lays Mam you get to Mount-N-Dew me….Cheez Whiz is extra.
2) I only take my hat off for one reason….and you know what that is….yeeeehaaaaaawwwwwwww
December 28th, 2010
Do the dew dude
December 28th, 2010
Hey baby wana get Frito Layed?
December 28th, 2010
Hey there pretty lady, my wolf shirt is in the wash
December 28th, 2010
Not as “Stunningly Handsome” as me but it don’t hurt to try…
December 28th, 2010
Hey baby you lookin to get layed!
December 28th, 2010
“Wanna get a six pack and screw or don’t you drink?”
December 28th, 2010
“That’s right ladies!!! All THIS and a bag of chips!”
December 28th, 2010
do you have any hillbilly in you ? Ya want some?
December 28th, 2010
Do you mess around on your husband >? Do you mind if i do…?
December 28th, 2010
I’d have thought the chicks are more desperate near the cat food.
December 28th, 2010
Step right up ladies express isle is open for business and Mountain Dew is half off today. and so are the blow pops.
December 28th, 2010
“Do you wash your cloths in Windex… cause I can see myself in your pants!”
December 28th, 2010
Say ma’am…..can you tell me the way to brokeback mountain?
December 28th, 2010
Don’t the Don’t.
December 28th, 2010
Well hello pretty lady! Wanna help me pierce my belly button this weekend? And after that, maybe I could pierce you!
December 28th, 2010
I just shaved my belly. Wanna feel?
December 28th, 2010
He’s singing: I”M TOO SEXY FOR a FULL SHIRT
December 28th, 2010
I tell you what!
what!
I dun told ya!!!
December 28th, 2010
Ruffles have ridges. Ridged for your pleasure. Oh yeah.
December 28th, 2010
Wanna dew a body shot off me?
December 28th, 2010
Get a free lay with every dip that you buy.
December 28th, 2010
“I’ll buy you a drink of tequilla & Mt Dew then show you my little worm at the bottom.”
December 28th, 2010
Hey surgar…you’re like my favorite can of soda pop. I wanna dew you.
December 28th, 2010
Hey there fillies, wanna try some of MY salty snacks?!
December 28th, 2010
“Baby! You want to climb my Green Mountain?”
December 28th, 2010
I have a six pack….. out in the truck….
December 28th, 2010
How would you like tosee my Slim Jim there Littl” Lady
December 28th, 2010
Brokeback Mountain Dew
December 28th, 2010
It’s better on the mountain
December 28th, 2010
NOw you’ve seen mine I want to see yours ; )
December 28th, 2010
needs tho come to grips with his inner gay side
December 28th, 2010
“They call me mellow yellow.”
or
“In case you were wundrin I warshed my dick.”
December 28th, 2010
Cowboy: “Howdy, little lady. Did you know I was a stand-in for Chuck Norris on Walker, Texas Ranger?” Lady: “Ummm, gee, that’s nice. Could you please step aside so I can grab a bag of those chips behind you? Thanks.”
December 28th, 2010
a dude who would wear a shirt like that aint pickin’ up chicks, he’s pickin’ up dyks.
December 28th, 2010
Wanna Mount and Dew me?
December 28th, 2010
“I wish I knew how to quit you…Dew shirt.”
December 28th, 2010
Mountain DON’T!
December 28th, 2010
look! the extra from broke back mountain!
December 28th, 2010
OMG… He’s such a studd~
December 28th, 2010
I’ll trade you a bag of cow chips for a bag of lays
December 28th, 2010
Isn’t his belly button too high?
December 28th, 2010
Just dew the dew baby!!!
December 28th, 2010
“Wanna Mount-n-do me honey?”
December 28th, 2010
id lie to you for some lovin and thats da troof !
December 28th, 2010
I got a six pack for you, right here! And I’m all the flavor without the diet.
December 28th, 2010
Do the Lays chip make you think of anything I can Mount and Do you?
December 28th, 2010
The best part of this picture is I know the lady in it; I used to work with her and I know she is not impressed. I cannot wait to show her how she is not on this site.
December 28th, 2010
“My 3rd grade education don’t git much in the way of my future plans. Fur ‘xample, I aint gonna read the label on whatever yule let me lick off yer ass.”
“Hello darlin. I got a little problem maybe you can help with. That Docter said I need 2 apply this here cream too times a day…”
December 28th, 2010
In the Immortal Words of Glenn Beck:
“Mountain Dew – And Cheetos!”
December 28th, 2010
WTF? Over 130 comments and 120 of them involve the phrase “Mount & Do me.”
The apparent PoW agenda of intertubes noobs:
1. Read comments before posting.
2. Attempt original comment.
3. Fail.
4. Post the same thing posted by at least 20 other people.
5. Maintain false sense of creative ability.
December 29th, 2010
hey baby,I know Dale Earnhardt junior!,,that;s how i got this shirt!!but after his dog got ahold of it!!
December 29th, 2010
How about you get in the back of my truck, purty lady and I’ll mount and do ya?
December 29th, 2010
Mountain Eeww!
December 29th, 2010
So, uh…..you;re a girl, huh?
December 29th, 2010
“I’ma prove that Yeller number 5 in this here Mount’n Dew ain’t gon’ lower mah sperm count, lassie.”
December 29th, 2010
“Why no Ma’am that aint a tombstone for a dead dick, its mah belt buckle,lemme show ya.”
December 29th, 2010
he’s got trucker written all over him. the cut off is for the long haul. makes for a little easier access to the undercarraige. personally, a bloodhound gang song popped into my head. “a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin.”
December 29th, 2010
You see this here happy trail ma’am? Howd you like to foller it with yer tongue?
December 29th, 2010
i really hope his shirt says “mount and dew me”
December 29th, 2010
Spork – Eagerly awaiting your original never-before-used-comment with no Dew in sight
.
(Just messin’ witcha)
December 29th, 2010
Free rodeo mustache rides with every bag of chips you buy
December 29th, 2010
your just a mountain dew cowboy……..
December 29th, 2010
“I’m all jacked up on Mountain DEeeww!, and I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!”
December 29th, 2010
Try the new and classy Mt DONT !! coming soon to a walmart near you !!
December 29th, 2010
hey lady, wanna chew on my nuts?
December 29th, 2010
Excuse me darlin’ but did you fart cuz you just blew me away…
December 29th, 2010
You don’t wanna do the dew? It’s cool baby, I still have my sister waiting on me at home.
December 29th, 2010
“Hey baby, you like mountain dew?”
December 29th, 2010
Hey little lady…
Him: “Ya know what it feels like when ya really gotta pee? Ya know, bad?”
Her: “Um, yeah, I suppose…”
Him: “Well, how ’bout you feel this and tell me if I gotta go?”
December 29th, 2010
“It ain’t no mistake I’m standin’ by the Lay’s.”
December 29th, 2010
“I’ve got some Beer Nuts down yonder if’n you want sum”
December 29th, 2010
Here’s his new pick-up line:
What vocation, accepted by choice, requires the assistance of neither foot nor voice?
That’d be a handjob.
December 29th, 2010
The producers of Broke Back Mountain have teamed up with the makers of Mountain Dew…. Do the Dewwwwde
December 29th, 2010
I lived in Rutland Vermont for nine long years.
That HAS to be the Rutland WalMart.
December 29th, 2010
“How’z ’bout doin the DUwaye?”
December 29th, 2010
I ain’t no for real cowboy, but I’m one hellauva stud
December 29th, 2010
“Mount and Do” me baby…
December 29th, 2010
at least he’s not wearing the “mount and dew” you t-shirt that i have seen in the past.
December 29th, 2010
“Hey li’l lady, you got any sisters at home? No? got any brothers?”
December 29th, 2010
Howdy Lady, Have you seen my pet goat?
December 29th, 2010
Mountain Don’t
December 29th, 2010
Lookin’ fer some Combos? Me, you, and a case of whatever…… THAT’s a Combo!
December 29th, 2010
1. Hey, Manbearpig, where ya been?
2. I agree about the high belly button
3. Spork? We’re waitin’ !
December 30th, 2010
Tex: “Damn woman! You look just like my 3rd wife!”
Ma’am: “How many times have you been married?”
Tex: “Twice.”
December 30th, 2010
You got a purdy little mouth
December 30th, 2010
Hey thar lil lady, I just traded in my hard hat for my Stetson, got muh rig farred up outside, headed back to tha trailer park. Aint nuthin else to do round’ here but breakin’ hearts & bustin’ mechanical bulls. Whaddya say we git some Lays, & git er did back at the trailer park?? I live over behind the Jiffy Mart. I can get er’ did in a Jiffy.
December 30th, 2010
Nice ass, get in the truck bitch!
December 30th, 2010
He might try the all-time, perfect pick-up line:
“Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
December 30th, 2010
I’m “nacho” average dude. Dig it?
December 30th, 2010
I’ve decided he’s cute.
December 30th, 2010
Grass don’t grow on play grounds sweet heart.
December 30th, 2010
is that bag of cheetos doll face or are you just happy too see me sweet lips
December 30th, 2010
Mountain DON’T
December 30th, 2010
Little did she know, the other half of his shirt was strategically placed in his back pocket and soaked in chloroform.
December 30th, 2010
Come to find out, the other half of his shirt was in his hand by the chips and soaked in chloroform.
December 30th, 2010
Mountain dew, but I don’t!
December 30th, 2010
Hey, baby, it’s time for the rodeo, and I’m givin’ free mustache rides. Think you can hang on for 8 seconds?
December 30th, 2010
If that woman is his wife, I wonder if she’s wearing her “I’m with Stupid” shirt?
December 30th, 2010
“Howdy little filly – If you’re wantin’ a snack, I’ve got better Lays than these here tater chips.”
December 30th, 2010
You know what would go good with your ripples? My Helluva good Dick.
December 30th, 2010
Save a horse… Mount n Dew me!
December 30th, 2010
good god,i hate 2 admit im from vermont & this is what most of the guys look like. therefore i am still single!!!
December 30th, 2010
(laying down next to cute girls on the beach and casually picking up a sea shell from the sand), ” I’ve always loved sea shells…, my great grandfather named our oil company after one…”
December 30th, 2010
You sweat less than any fat girl I ever seen.
December 30th, 2010
Bless you little fillie… Need some place to wipe your hand or nose?
December 30th, 2010
Some people call me a space cowboy…some call me the gangster of Lays.
December 31st, 2010
I thought I looked “gay” when I put the cut off shirt on so I thought I would “MAN” it up with the cowboy hat and jcaket!!!
December 31st, 2010
Welllll I’ll be….. huny, you look perdier than a puppy in the sunshine. Oh, the shirt, I’z wurkin on my Dale Earnhardt hot rod in the front yard and it got real hot from the sun and I jis’ wanted to kewl off, but keep my shoulders from gittin burnt…..know whattah mean.
December 31st, 2010
“hey there lil lady, want a great snack? how about a stud muffin and mountain dew”
December 31st, 2010
“Hey there sugar tits. How’s about we get together on Sundee so we can watch us sum Nascar then ma’be I kin dip my free-tos in yor chilli cheese dip, then ya can mount n do me!”
December 31st, 2010
“Hey snack pants, I see you’re lookin’ to get some Lays”
December 31st, 2010
Take heck with any pick-up line by him. I’m with the lady trying to overt her eyes!!!!!
December 31st, 2010
“Yeah, this shirt was fired out of a cannon. Got it at NASCAR. The girl with the cannon shot it RIGHT AT ME TOO! I’m preeety irresistible. I know, I know, you’re reeeal hot and bothered. But are you hot and bothered enough to touch my junk in the bathroom at the Waffle House after I buy you some pancakes? Mama always said you gotta buy a girl dinner first. It’s classy.”
December 31st, 2010
Mountian Douche!
January 1st, 2011
Mountain Douche!
January 1st, 2011
“God wants us to be together. That’s why he gave us the same parents!”
January 1st, 2011
Hello Darlin – how about letting me knock the Dew off that Mountain?
January 1st, 2011
my bellybutton is not to high i just hang that low
January 1st, 2011
How ’bout you and me sharing some Lays, Darlin’
January 1st, 2011
Who wants a mustache ride?
January 1st, 2011
Broke Back Mountian Dew
January 1st, 2011
How about we take one of these cans ‘o Cheeze Wiz, go back to may place and I’ll eat out your taco salad, then give you a hot cherry bend over for desert?
January 1st, 2011
Hey baby i wanna mount and dew ya. You remind me of my 3rd wife? whose was your third wife my cousin.
January 2nd, 2011
“Dor-Ea-To Me, Baby!”
January 2nd, 2011
Lets rub guts.
January 2nd, 2011
“I just farted. Let’s get out of here.” His best pick up line ever.
January 3rd, 2011
Hey Baby wana Dew the Mountain
January 3rd, 2011
mountain dude
January 3rd, 2011
This is the best collection of gross, dumb, clever or funny so far on POWM. But no one could beat TT IN OV right up front.
January 3rd, 2011
He baby…wanna Mount N Doo?
January 3rd, 2011
I’ know I’m already all that, I just came in to pick the bag of chips!
January 3rd, 2011
yep,lost the other half of my shirt running from the bull. still got the saddle in my truck wanna see.
January 3rd, 2011
Is any one else feel, I don’t know….weird about this guy staring at you?
January 3rd, 2011
i think this guy is still pissed for his uncredited role in Broke Back Mountian.
January 3rd, 2011
mountain^^^
January 3rd, 2011
Candy? Lil’ old lady?
January 4th, 2011
Brokeback Mountain 2: Dew The Dude
January 4th, 2011
I can’t quit Dew
January 4th, 2011
All you can eat 20% off in the snack isle
January 4th, 2011
Notice how he’d strategically placed himself between the cheesey dip and the Lay’s potato chips…
January 4th, 2011
Save the snacks ride a cowboy
January 4th, 2011
Baby, Would you eat that there snack cracker
In your special outfit for me, please?
owwwWEEEEE!
January 4th, 2011
Do you’re feet hurt? Because.. Blah blah blah, you know the rest. Now take your pants off.
January 5th, 2011
“Hey honey, you mut be the new cashier cause I see you checking me out”
January 5th, 2011
Mt. Dew rides .25 cents
January 6th, 2011
“You..Me..My trailor…and a box of my best wine. Hell, I’ll even turn off the Nascar channel for 10 minutes if yer good.”
January 6th, 2011
That’s right, baby. This IS a real mstache.
January 6th, 2011
can you do THE DO
January 8th, 2011
Hey, you’ve had a hysterectomy right? Good, I can’t wear no rubbers…
January 9th, 2011
Is that Will Ferrell filming his new movie?
January 9th, 2011
Brokeback Mountain Dew…….Do the Dewd
January 9th, 2011
The thing that I love/hate the most about this picture is this guy is from VERMONT…I am from Mississippi but live in Massachusettes currently and thats all these people do is talk shit about how country an redneck the South is…We sure aint the ones in public lookin like that!!!!!!!! lmao
January 10th, 2011
Yeeeehhhhh ladies …I’m Jeff Foxworthy’s cuzzin…..I give him all his ideas for his redneck jokes, you might say I made ol Jeff the rich man he is today! Soooo how bout we go dancin!
January 10th, 2011
You know when I was younger I could throw this ball over those mountains… …
January 11th, 2011
I need a shot to adjust my eyes… much better, beer goggles make everything better. lol
January 11th, 2011
Mount & Do Me???
January 11th, 2011
“Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t!”
January 12th, 2011
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, i’d be coming too.
January 12th, 2011
Howdy, I’m from ver-mount-n-dew-me…yer get it? Ver-mount-n-dew-me? hyuck, hyuck, hyuck…yeah…good one…yeah…ha, ha,…so, er, what’ya dew-in later? Get it? Dew-in? hyuck, hyuck, hyuck…I CRACK myself up sometimes….speaking of which, got any?
January 13th, 2011
BAD ASS. lmao
January 14th, 2011
Can I Lays You?
January 16th, 2011
Hey there ladies this cowboy rides for the full 8 seconds. “Yeah my sponsor Mt. Dew sent me this sweet cowboy gear.”
January 16th, 2011
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
January 17th, 2011
“Girl, last night I had a dream that my a**hole was a tater patch, and you was the pig a rootin’ in it.”
January 17th, 2011
FEENAY!!!
January 18th, 2011
Hey honey, wanna “Mount and dew” me!
January 20th, 2011
I think this is more of a Mountain Don’t…lol
January 20th, 2011
HEY LADIES DID YOU SEE WHERE THE HOMELESS MAN WITH THE GOOD VOICE GOT A SECOND CHANCE,WELL IWHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD I TRYED OUT FOR A DEW INTERVIEW AND I NEED YOU LADIES TO HELP ME TOUCH UP MY SKILLS…..
January 21st, 2011
I’m marry my sister, cause my cousin lives too far away
January 24th, 2011
Hi there, my name’s Larry. I’m Chuck Norris’ stunt double. Want me to show you some moves?
January 25th, 2011
“Ever had a six-pack,baby?” (looks down at stomach) “Well,ain’t that a coincidence-me neither,but it looks like we’re in the right aisle to try one…sooo,what flavor of Chex Mix ya’ll like the best?”
January 28th, 2011
hey hones,….you can see I am an innie….but your tits are out of this world! I would dew anything to climb them mountains!
January 29th, 2011
Broke Back Mountain Dude
February 1st, 2011
“Why dont you come mount n dew me”
February 2nd, 2011
I luuuv Wal Mart wimmin….their eyesight keeps gettin’ worse, and I keep gettin’ lucky….HEY BAYBEE!!!!!! Got me ’82 Firebird almost paid off, and a couch in Mama’s trailer, whaddyasay there, sweet stuff?
February 2nd, 2011
“Hey ,Hey! Hold on there little lady.What’s your hurry?I’m bout’ to unload here real quick,n I’ll be go to go allllllllllllll night.Whadya say?”
February 7th, 2011
waz up diggin the hat
February 10th, 2011
Is your cart as empty as your soul? Cause I’d love to fill your void…..
February 12th, 2011
Hey Sis, don’t forget the ice cream….. Wanna f*ck in the freezer isle? You oughtta see my nipples show right through this T-Shirt…. I like to party….
February 12th, 2011
Hi there! Im kinda a big deal, my name is House. Dr. House.
February 12th, 2011
Oh I have BROUGHT sexy back!
February 17th, 2011
Excuse me darlin, have you seen the rest of my shirt?
February 17th, 2011
ima dew you boy…
February 19th, 2011
Hey there sweet heart wanna be my tiny dancer
February 25th, 2011
Git in there nice ‘n deep like
February 28th, 2011
The alphbet goes A,B, C, D, “U & I” see haha I was right u & i does go together so why dont u & i go back to my trailor and drink the dew and watch us some nascar
March 3rd, 2011
so darlin’ do you like your roofies mtn. dew flavored?
March 3rd, 2011
“Hey baby I got a fun-one for ya instead of those Funyuns”
March 15th, 2011
“If your lookin for a midnight snack, might I make suggest…. me?”
March 15th, 2011
“Yes ma’am, that is a summer sausage in my pocket and I AM happy to see y’all!”
March 29th, 2011
Hey honey ya looking for a snack, well I got one right here and heck it ain’t no snack Ima 4 course meal, can ya handle a man like me?
April 22nd, 2011
Hey darlin’ you checkin’ out my six pack o’ dew
April 26th, 2011
Hey baby, wanna see my Twinkie?
May 9th, 2011
hell with the marlboro man im the dew so let’s do this . if that dont work he can use this one hey if i was a chipmunk and you were a chipmunk would it be ok if i bust a nut in you .
May 13th, 2011
Mountin’ don’t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 20th, 2011
“Dew the Dude”
May 23rd, 2011
Mount and Dew me baby!
June 12th, 2011
Im fom Milton and just divorced my sister….. u my my cousin???
June 23rd, 2011
“How u dew’n?”
September 20th, 2011
More like Mountain Don’t
September 24th, 2011
Him: you look like a mount and dew kinda girl
Me:no but you should try a 7up yours
November 2nd, 2011
Him: you look like a mount and dew kinda girl
Me:no but you should prob make 7up yours
November 2nd, 2011
To those who have never visited the lovely town of Rutland, VT, he’s just another normal resident. The whole place is full of crack pots, and Walmart is their Mecca.
February 1st, 2012
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