December 28th, 2010
Pop Goes The Warmups
I appreciate Starter testing the durability of their products in the field, but maybe someone like this shouldn’t wear a product called “tear-aways”. I wouldn’t wear a shirt called “may ride up and show your gut”, because I pay attention to what might happen and act accordingly.
New Hampshire
Pop Goes The Warmups,





72 Comments, Comment or Ping
you sure they are “tear away” and it’s not the seam popping?????
December 28th, 2010
They’re weight-monitoring pants. When they split open and you feel a breeze, you have gained too much weight.
December 28th, 2010
I bet someone is gonna lose and eye…
December 28th, 2010
And it is under this extreme pressure that diamonds are made.
December 28th, 2010
looks about right….My son dragged me kicking and screaming to walmart yesterday and I could not help but note the great numbers of seriously overweight people…
December 28th, 2010
its almost like when you fart and the air gets trapped in your ball sack area…. your affraid to move just slightly, cus once you do you will open up the gates of hell!
December 28th, 2010
Now that’s just wrong !!!!
December 28th, 2010
If they’re that tight standing up you know when she sits down they fall apart.
December 28th, 2010
If you couldn’t see the direction his/her feet were pointing you’d be unable to tell the front from the back…….shudder.
December 28th, 2010
One time i was at work and I split my pants, so i stayed in Gene’s office until my Mom brought me another pair. Those split in back, not on the side.
December 28th, 2010
That’s 10 pounds of sh** stuffed into a 5 pound sack!
December 28th, 2010
stop the talking ads.
December 28th, 2010
What makes it even worse is that he is showing off that he is going commando.
December 28th, 2010
Warm up tip… when your own pants are rejecting you, it is time to take advantage of those “walking shoes”…
December 28th, 2010
I think this lady is trying to fool people into thinking shes going to the gym…its not working!
December 28th, 2010
Is it just me or does it look like this persons @$$ is in the front?
December 28th, 2010
Oh My! I couldnt tell what side I was looking at @ first. not only to tight but to long, fashion bust! literaly
December 28th, 2010
Is that a little belly button sticking out on the front?
December 28th, 2010
Just because you can squeeze into something DOES NOT mean it actually fits you!!
December 28th, 2010
This actually grossed me out……quite a bit. I joke about things making me sick for other pictures on here…but this one is REALLY gross.
December 28th, 2010
The Nutty Professor should have gone straight home the minute he felt the first button pop, now it’s too late! The transformation begins….
December 28th, 2010
This picture is confusing. The feet are pointed in one direction and the rest of the picture looks like her butt. I’m confused. Disgusting, no matter which way you look at at.
December 28th, 2010
Hit the deck…… she’s gonna blow!!!!
December 28th, 2010
Maybe it’s just me but I see 2 butts and no underwear under those “ready to pop” pants
December 28th, 2010
i find it rather curious that you always find the little pointy thing sticking out…
December 28th, 2010
Ah….little??
December 28th, 2010
Jeez, Fader, can’t you ignore that “guy” for one day??
December 28th, 2010
something seams wrong here
December 28th, 2010
Hey, this person comes prepared. In the unlikely event that he/she should get propositioned while at Walmart, he/she does not need to worry about squeezing out of tight clothing, just one little tug, and off it comes. Time waits for no man……Lol.
December 28th, 2010
I have a couple of bras that look like that!
December 28th, 2010
just not myselves when you ain’t around…
December 28th, 2010
Ya, I know the feeling !!
December 28th, 2010
Hey, maybe she has already encountered the suave dude in the previous picture and this is the aftereffect…..
December 28th, 2010
Hate to say it but probably EVERY woman on the site can relate to Suzy Q.
Funny!
December 28th, 2010
Uhh oh! The wrong price rang up at the cash register and made the Incredible Hulk’s sister angry…the seams are gonna burst now.
December 28th, 2010
This doesn’t look like a WalMart (or any other store) to me. Is it an airport?
December 28th, 2010
I am so embarrassed to share a state with this…thing. We might be “the granite state” but that’s not Rocky…..
December 28th, 2010
Between his shirt, and her pants, it was quiet a mauling.
December 28th, 2010
typo-should be quite, but maybe it was quiet too.
December 28th, 2010
I bet he bought Double stuff Oreos and sausage!!!!
December 28th, 2010
typo, should be quite, but maybe it was quiet too.
December 28th, 2010
I think the velcro is worn out!
December 28th, 2010
I’ve heard of buying jeans with holes in them already, but….
December 28th, 2010
Frontbutt!!
December 28th, 2010
OMG & this person had the guts to actually go into the public like that !?!?!!!
December 28th, 2010
Notice the lack of underwear! OMG
December 28th, 2010
These pants look stupid even on physically fit folks. Really, how badly does a person have to shit that one’s pants must be designed to be removed so quickly? And don’t give me that jive that any one other than a rapist is in that big of a rush to have sex. If you’re going that fast, you are likely doing it wrong anyway.
December 28th, 2010
OMG. I am sure I recognize those pants and that sweater. I swear that’s my husband’s niece. This is TOO rich!
December 29th, 2010
Ok seriously… to my understanding this type of pants are meant to be worn over something as well as baggy in order to accommodate the clothing underneath.. It appears this person has missed the point as it appears there is NOTHING underneath
December 29th, 2010
This lady obviously gave up on her diet, and her pants gave up too!
December 29th, 2010
I just want to know what PSI rating the darn snap has?? I mean it’s holding together like a champ..lol
December 29th, 2010
They should make an extension piece that would fit in and let the pants out
December 29th, 2010
They should make an extension piece that would fit in and let the pants out
December 29th, 2010
If that thing lets go, somebody is going to get hurt…
December 29th, 2010
looks like violet beauregarde didnt learn her lesson , violet youre blowing up like a balloon!!!!!!
December 29th, 2010
fat chicks make me hard
December 29th, 2010
Thanks God for safety pins.
December 29th, 2010
I think that’s Louie Anderson
December 29th, 2010
Honey, that Tazo green tea is not gonna slim you down. Go to the gym, but please be kind to others and change your sweatpants first.
December 29th, 2010
They should never make pants with Velcro-side things, because once that person sits down those will just tear open.
December 30th, 2010
Underwear was plan B ….that she didn’t think of. The horror if those pants split!
December 30th, 2010
The thing that disturbs me the most is that…. I don’t see any underwear through these openings O.o
December 31st, 2010
I dont know what he’s buying at Wally World but I sure do hope it’s a bigger pair of pants….or a case of slim fast…
December 31st, 2010
Brokeback Mountain Dew!
January 2nd, 2011
FANDANGO’S her name
and PEEK A BOO’S HER GAME!
January 2nd, 2011
By crackie, I’m glad it’s just the sides that are ripping apart!!!
January 2nd, 2011
POPTARTS ANYONE?
January 2nd, 2011
Be strong little button, be strong!!!
January 4th, 2011
O.O It’s a crime against humanity….. make it stop…
January 4th, 2011
It’s a woman. I actually know this woman, she always wears clothes that are 3 sizes too small because she doesn’t care, if you don’t like it you don’t have to look at it, UGH
January 8th, 2011
Looks like her Starter pants have reached the end.
January 17th, 2011
How could such perfect symmetry seem so unnatural???
May 9th, 2011
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