Girl, you are lucky it’s New Years Eve because by 12:01 tonight, someone might be drunk enough to ruin their 2011.
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OMG What DOES the front look like?
December 31st, 2010
For the Love of ……..What do you call that?…….ewwwww
HEY FATTIE THERE IS A MIRROR INVEST IN ONE MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU LEAVE YOUR “MOBILE HOME” YOU WON”T BE AN EMBARASSMENT TO ALL WHITE PEOPLE!!!
Maybe she should have taken a glance in the mirror to the left.
The chick in front of her looks like she’s crying…..it must be worse on the other side.
I think that is the front!!
I think it’s funny that the guy behind her is standing so far back. He’s not going NEAR that!
Just a quick reminder – a tube top is only designed to cover ONE set of boobs…so for the future, straps are your friend…as are sweaters…and parkas…basically anything that covers you from head to toe.
Get a load of the look on the lady in front of her. That tells ya everything about what she looks like from the front. ;P
As sickening as this is, we all should be grateful that she IS wearing a bra.
Just imagine what the front looks like without one. Ugh!
maybe the person who just bought that mirror (on the left) will give it to her to prevent this from ever happening again
OMG…seriously? Some ppl never cease to amaze me!! YIKES! Scary to think what the front looks like for sure! Doesnt she feel a DRAFT in the back? LOL
OMG, this is awful. Who goes in public like this?
Her bra is just on backwards….those are boobs on her back..
I think the important thing here is to thank God that she is actually wearing a bra. This picture could be Sooooooo much worse (not easily, but it is possible).
Notice the suitcase in the cart. She may be migrating….please don’t let it be anywhere near me!!!!!!
I’ll be like that dude behind her…gimme 50 feet!!
I’d hit it.. with a truck. D:
Another winner from the Lake of the Ozarks
Mmmm. I loves sum big white booteh
Omg! That should be illegal nationwide!
Kinda makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself!!
I can’t believe they allowed her in the store in her underwear! She has no respect for others much less herself!
I think the man behind her got so frightened he is urinating
Blame it on the alcohol my ass. That’s gonna take CRACK.
Apparently she ran out of clothes! I see she is buying some! I hope they are in better taste! UGH! Hard to imagine there are people out there who have no clue!!
So just what the hell is that thing between her bra and her jeans? It’s not a tube top. It doesn’t appear to rise high enough in the front to qualify as a halter top. Is it a “gut snuggie”?
Alcohol? I need some after seeing this on New Year’s Eve! Ugh!
leave my mummy alone!!
At least the tube top is covering up her 2 sets of side boobs :/
That’s attractive. Its funny I live in a town full of carnes n I’ve never seen sumthin this gross
The kentuckey foot hills moved to missouri???
how does this happen……im a little afraid…..i think ill go lay back down for a little while
if we could only know what comes “AFTER” before we say “I DO” …
…ME THINKS OLE IRON BRA THINKS SHE BE TOO SEXY FOR HER SHIRT!…
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLYDAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holydays. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holydays. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring: “Case dismissed!” The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying: “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays…”
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying: “But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant.” The lawyer said: “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.” The judge said: “The calendar says ‘April 1st is April Fools Day’. Psalm 14:1 states: ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned…”
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
A farmer knocked on the door of a neighboring farmhouse and a youngster answered his knock. The farmer asked: “Is your father or mother at home?” The child said that they were both in town.
The farmer then asked if his brother, Harold, was at home. The youngster said he was at the other farm doing chores.
The youngster said: “I’m nine years old, sir, and I know where all the tools and wrenches are located, so I can get that for you.”
The farmer said he had a problem he had to talk to his father about. The farmer’s daughter was pregnant, and his brother, Harold, was the father.The youngster looked the man in the eye for a minute and said: “I don’t know what to tell you, mister, Dad gets $50.00 for the boar, $500.00 for the bull, but I’m not sure what he charges for Harold.”
I’d hit that…with my fist!
But how… why… it’s… It’s supposed to go up and over your REAL boobs not just the back ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know Missouri is the “Show Me” state – but this should NOT be shown!
I don’t even want to know what the front looks like!!!!
New years resolutions
#1. Find a real shirt, one that covers me
#2. call jenny craig for help
#3. buy a full length mirror for bedroom
It’s not a tube top, you can see something blue underneath her ponytail. It’s a halter top. ,,,A halter top that probably looks pretty nice on a woman that doesn’t look like she’s stealing two foot-long subs by sneaking them under the back of her shirt. As for the for bra, well…. I can’t imagine what she was thinking, but I also don’t WANT to imagine what that shirt looks like while her boobs are flopping around. She should have left that shirt on the WM clearance rack where she found it. :-/
I wish I did not look at this one….they are sick and burning….
They don’t call it methsouri for nothing. Cart is probably loaded down with allergy medicine for tonights batch.
there isn’t enough alcohol in the world…….
LMAO! @ Snake Plissken..Gut Snuggie!!! lol
firemarshall bill burns
what’s that in her cart , luggage ? looks like her ” over head compartments” are maxed out as it is ….
Awww, take it easy on her. She’s buying a suitcase. She must be moving away.
GREGORY HIGGINS@ give it a rest dude, submit that stuff to reader’s digest , the elderly would love it…
SNAKE PLISSKEN @ Ive heard of you, heard you were dead…
Blame it on the alcohol my ass. Wasn’t she the one who sued McDonald’s blaming them for making her ass fat?
Baby got… backs.
HOLY SHIT!! Really?
it may be time to go up a size when your tube top can only make it over your third set of back boobs….or in this case is it called a tub top?.
To Be Me
@ GREGORY HIGGINS I liked your farmer joke. Thanks for the laugh.
alcohol, my foot! it is overeating, too much food went into that pie hole.
She ripped her shirt and bends over the cart to hide it but it doesn’t work. One time I ripped my shirt on a door.
That IS the front!
Blubber balls all over the USA. This one goes directly to the pork rind factory. Happy blubber New Year.
Holy shit, best picture posted on this site yet…I hope her new years resolution is to get on a diet.
I havea neighbor who is not quite as big as this—but I swear she never looks in the mirror in ANY direction but head on —and face only! She wears horrible things! Some of them you don’t realize, until like this one….she is walkin’ away! Yikes!
electric cheese weasel
Just another molting hambeast sighting in the aisles of Walmart…
There is something blue up by her hair which makes me think it’s a halter top… guess she thought this was better than no bra???
What a score! Triple back boobs!
“If your’e wearing a strapless dress, with a bra that aint……you might be a redneck!”
And to think I worry that my bra strap might show a little…
And even if you went through with it, you would still walk away forever wondering which side of the boarder you were on…….
The person to the left has a mirror in their cart…Im thinking they should help that girl out and show her what a mess she looks like!
W-T-F???? how is this even allowed?? whyyyy in holy hell??? how can anyone just walk around in public like this??why aren’t people pointing and appauled by this shyt??? big dirty ass bra, ugh!! it only get worse…
If you are going to wear a shirt that exposes most of your bra, at least take the time to make sure you are wearing a clean one! DISGUSTING!
There isn’t enough alcohol (or moonshine) to ever make this look good.
Im too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my jeans……..
Lili Von Schtupp
Count your blessings …. at least she is wearing a bra!
Ewwwww just Ewwwww !!!!!
that black dude is like ‘Dammmmmn i cant wait til she walk thru up here i wanna see what that shit look like from behind!’
Poor girl. No one ever told her that the bra goes UNDER the shirt!
Why does she have to be from my state??One can only hope she is just visiting from Arkansas
There must be a special on White Trash supplies at Walmart today.
You had better hope you’re not sitting next to her on the airplane if that’s why she’s getting that suitcase
where is the style patrol when you need them !!! don’t think anything would make this look better, not even a paper bag over the head !!!
With any kind of luck, hopefully that dress/top got blown away today in the tornadoes that ripped a wide path across MO.
You all know how mouthy I am but words just fail me here……
That color is just so flattering on her.
Look at the cashiers face! You can only imagine what the front looks like.
Maybe….? it was up in the front when she started out? Ahhh Hell, Im just trying to rationalize this…! I give up!
I agree, there seems to be a tie at the neck, and im hoping its a halter top making at least the front covered. Maybe at least just the back is way low…that would make it only half as scary, but I cant imagine she didnt realize the effect from the back? shaking my head…
That would take a lot of alcohol to even get me in the mood with her. As soon as she was undressed, I think her looks would sober me up too much to be able to do her!
Son of Sam's Club
At least her back boobs are covered.
I bet there are blind people who hate this fat thing
Lost Soul if that’s what the back looks like do you really need to know what the front looks like????
It looks like all she has on top is her bra! Sheesh! Cover up your underwear, moron!
I would hit it. As long as it was dark in the room..
How unfortunate that that cart with the mirror isn’t turned just to the right a little bit. Then maybe maybe she would see everyone behind her shrieking in horror!
I don’t care if my comment get a low rating I just want to know….. WHY?
I there no mercy?
I think she’s got her head screwed on backwards. How nasty is this? She should get the BFS (Big Fat Slob) award for 2010.
son of a nutcracker
Now we know where our Christmas leftovers went
I’ve changed my mind. Sometimes burkas are appropriate.
2011??????????????????? for life!!!
I wish I knew what the front looked like! Her back is amazing and I would do her in a NY minute!
January 1st, 2011
Hmm… The guy behind her is black. I’m just saying…..
It’s like a baby with a quadruple chin… only not cute…
I’m stone-cold sober, and I’d bang her in a heartbeat. Y’know, SOME of us actually like women with a few curves rather than the skeletal look.
Granted, she could have remembered to put on her top before going shopping.
Attention clothes manufacturers – in addition to the wash and care instructions – please include “how to wear” on the inside tag too.
Shaking my head too! I just dont know what to say to that unless she doesnt realize what the back looks like.
@Gregory Higgins-Nice little fable that’s been debunked in all the fact finding sites. Probably started by Fox News.
@ Sean B
A woman with curves is one thing — There are alot of attractive women with curves who dress nice and take care of themselves. This person just appears to be a SLOB, who doesn’t give a shit anymore or never did for that matter. No self respecting woman big or small would leave the house looking like this. All of your posts seem to suggest that you would screw anything with such low self-esteem that you would make them feel like you were doing them a favor. All the while you are just satisfying some weird and perverted fetish that you have.
A woman with curves is one thing — There are plenty of attractive women with curves who dress nice and take care of themselves. This person just appears to be a SLOB, who doesn’t give a shit anymore or never did for that matter. No self respecting woman big or small would leave the house looking like this. All of your posts seem to suggest that you would screw anything with such low self-esteem that you would make them feel like you were doing them a favor. All the while you are just satisfying some weird and perverted fetish that you have.
Now that’s what i call a “ROLLBACK”.
“Wow look at the tits! I’ll bet there’s…. 57 tits!
shirt goes OVER the bra. cmon people, its not that hard.
the person at the next aisle is trying to tilt that mirror to show her that her “shirt” may have drifted down to beneath a roll or two. but i doubt the plan worked. she has made it a life’s mission to avoid the soul stealing mirrors.
Ewwww. I just throw up in my mouth…..
For this site I’d say Higgens already found his target age group….people love him around here….
Drinking game: take a shot every time you count another roll
I could not drink enough to ruin my day with that
It’s like she got a tube top, then wore a non strapless bra (like that’d be much help anyway) and couldn’t fit the tube top all the way up
January 2nd, 2011
I want to ask each of you to consider doing the following when you are talking on the phone to any US customer service representative that is based in a foreign country (like India ). I have done this twice and it works! Any time you call… an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health insurance, insurance, you name it) and you are transferred to a representative (like in India), please consider doing the following:
After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very politely (this is not about trashing other cultures) say, “I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America .” The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, “Thank you, but I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA .” YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED to a rep in the USA . It only takes less than one minute to have your call re- directed to the USA . Tonight when I got redirected to a USA rep, I asked again to make sure – and yes, she was from Fort Lauderdale .
Imagine if tomorrow, every US citizen who has to make such a call and then requests a US rep, imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be created ASAP. Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on.
If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this – see what I mean…it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101.
Remember – the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home – not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. If you agree, please tell 10 people you know and tell them to tell 10 people they know….etc…etc…
“99 rolls of fat on the back, 99 rolls of fat on the back, take one look, …”. That’s one drinking game that would make me sick pretty quickly. I’ll pass.
Blame it on the alcohol? I say blame it on Obama and the liberals!!! I just haven’t seen a good “black person = welfare” rant at PoWM lately….
al vaca torino
come on, she’s trying to fart and her shirt was to tight
It’s sickening what they will let into the store.
I know Missouri is known as the show me state and I live here but I dont want to see it
January 4th, 2011
The person with the mirror a couple carts up should have bought and donated the mirror to this woman. I would have, would have paid and walked over and put it in her cart shaking my head in disbelief as I walked away. Wow.
She doesn’t understand why it’s called “UNDERwear”
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! People just do the things for no reason!
Man, she has more rolls than a bakery!
They look just like this in Indiana too. Amazing, I thought that through natural selection we would only have beautiful and intelligent people walking around by now. Let’s all work together to get a handle on this. Tell all your friends and family: STOP knocking up the ugly fat girls!! Don’t be sexist either; it goes both ways: Ladies, STOP getting knocked up by ugly fat guys with no job!!
January 5th, 2011
Got the goods
Ok, so the real dirt is this , its a top she loves and just cant get rid of. You can see the white tag of the shirt just below the bra. Now the kicker , shes wearing a bikini top ~ what are you kidding ~ no she has a blue bikini top that is tied across the buldge then is tied over her neck like normal. Just imagine where her boobs would be if she was not wearing the bra..
January 6th, 2011
WTH? For the love of Pete…what was she thinking? Based on her purchasing a luggage bag…she must think that will look nice where she’s going. NOT!!!
January 7th, 2011
excuse me, miss, your bra is showing…..
January 8th, 2011
She is SO caterpillar.
March 11th, 2011
Vy amíci jste vyžraný blbý nemáte žádnou soudnost oblíkáte si příšernosti děs a hrůza. Zlatá evropa. A nejvíc se mi líbíte my jsme tu doma prdlasj vy přistěhovalci. Doma jsou tam indiani. Stydte se jim takhle sebrat zem.
May 28th, 2011