Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1989!
36 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Georgia, Walmart Fashion
she has to be in the toy aisle looking for a rubik’s cube then, right?
December 31st, 2010
She is at the store getting a birthday present and she has red shoes like The Wizard of Oz movie.
Is that you Cher??
And this is who you are going to be tonight……….oh why wait, i’ll be right back.
(1) That’s pink. The shoes are PINK.
(2) may I ask where the F#CK that name came from? Cuz I googled it… *shudder* and I think you got some ‘splainin’ to do.
I see Fran but where is Mr. Sheffield?
she looks like a great time just waiting to happen
with out seeing the front i would venture to say she could swing on my arm
That not too outrageous. Kinda tame for here.
you ok… ?
Son of Sam's Club
Ok, who ordered the 48oz tiajuana margarita in a fishbowl?
Pass the eye bleach please
Damnit Popanator..your comments make my head hurt lol
Times are bad, even Cher has to shop at Walmart now.
The song “If I could turn back time” is playing in my head…
She should stop by and look at my bono !
If I could have turned back time, I woulda skipped this picture, because now I have that damn annoying song stuck in my head. Make it stop! *Looking on eye bleach box to see if it can also be used for headaches*…
Is she naturally bow leged?
Or did she fall off those shoes and hurt her self?
Ya, I’m OK
good, cause you dah Main Wooooooman round here !!!
Only in 6 minds…….
Glad Sonny isn’t around to see how bad things have gotten…
January 1st, 2011
It is one of those songs that just wont stop isnt it!..lol
Hey VERBATIM AND SIGNGUY….do you guys need to be alone? Maybe meet on a messenger service?
Annoying song, but very fitting for the cher immage going on..lol
and ya she is bow leged now that you pointed it out!
Looks like she just got off the horse!! The legs are a bit “bowed” ..
I saw one of Bart Taylors hoes wearing that outfit in the movie “Rad”. Looked a lot better on them………of course I was 9.
This lady is not that bad. She’s skinny and covered (head to toe). Looks a lot better than what I saw at my Wal-Mart today. The first creature I saw was a young (early 20′s) girl with her hair in bright blue curlers and weighed about 350. She was propped up on the cart as she waddled along. The second creature came dressed in her big fuzzy bed-room slippers. The gal at the cash register told me that she could tell me some funny stories but was not allowed.
I want to ask each of you to consider doing the following when you are talking on the phone to any US customer service representative that is based in a foreign country (like India ). I have done this twice and it works! Any time you call… an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health insurance, insurance, you name it) and you are transferred to a representative (like in India), please consider doing the following:
After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very politely (this is not about trashing other cultures) say, “I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America .” The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, “Thank you, but I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA .” YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED to a rep in the USA . It only takes less than one minute to have your call re- directed to the USA . Tonight when I got redirected to a USA rep, I asked again to make sure – and yes, she was from Fort Lauderdale .
Imagine if tomorrow, every US citizen who has to make such a call and then requests a US rep, imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be created ASAP. Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on.
If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this – see what I mean…it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101.
Remember – the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home – not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. If you agree, please tell 10 people you know and tell them to tell 10 people they know….etc…etc…
January 2nd, 2011
Hey Bud, lol, I’ve thought about that too. I bet those poor cashiers see it ALL especially in SUMMER!! They should get hazard pay!! I bet it would be a hell job. Not to just have to put up with people, & all the screaming kids, but to have to witness all the atrocities passing through.
@ G HIGGINS: I found this to be very informative! I have copied it, and will send it to everyone I know in my e mailing list to reach as many people that I can as I think it very worthy. Thanks for the info.
I toooo have that song stuck in my head now…lalalala
Yes @ GREGORY HIGGINS…I almost read past this thinking it was another of your long jokes not at all to do with this site and missed this info….but im glad I read the one above and went back.
She’s there to find some fishnet stockings to go with this new outfit of hers…….
AMURICA…LAND OF THE FREE!
Not to play devil’s advocate here (and yes, I know this is off-topic, sorry), but while it’s fine and dandy to demand to speak to a rep in the United States, how do we know for SURE that they are in the United States? I could be in friggin’ Africa and tell someone “Oh sure, I’m from Chicago.” That does NOT mean that I am physically sitting IN Chicago while on the phone with you! They can tell you ANYTHING – just because you follow the honor system does not mean that THEY do… and without visiting them at work, how can you prove it?
But it is a great idea… and I’m sure there are a FEW companies out there that might comply with your request. Just be aware that many will not.
January 4th, 2011
The only thing she is missing are the colorful tights… that would have made the 80′s look seem more real… not the imposter that it is! FAIL!
January 5th, 2011
Are you sure thats a woman???? look how tall she is compared to the other man in the picture.
September 8th, 2011