December 31st, 2010
Drink Responsibly
Hey everyone, make sure you have a DD tonight even if it’s this guy because we at PoWM just ran extensive tests which concluded that dying in a drunk driving accident tonight is slightly worse than being seen on the back of this scooter.
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Drink Responsibly,
58 Comments, Comment or Ping
He has a nice bike but what happens if it rains out? I have a three wheel bike I ride to my job at McDonalds. It has a basket between the wheels.
December 31st, 2010
Wow, two wheel bling with FLING! Crap! I would not ride that to a dog fight!
December 31st, 2010
safe bet there is only ONE light burned out…
December 31st, 2010
Now for sure Evel Knievel can rest in peace…
December 31st, 2010
Good caption.
But I’m wondering how many gum ball machines this guy broke into to get this many gum balls and did he also steal the glue????
December 31st, 2010
He’s a hit at the senior center!
December 31st, 2010
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HECK HE PUT ON THERE.I WOULDNT RIDE ON IT FOR A MILLON BUCKS.
December 31st, 2010
Dude can’t figure why he is still a virgin at 40. Probably is going to stay a virgin for the next 40 too.
December 31st, 2010
I kinda think the bike is cool. It made me smile when I saw it.
December 31st, 2010
This guy is proud! The tassles coming off the handlebars are the piece details resistance!! haha
December 31st, 2010
This guy is proud! The tassles coming off the handlebars are the piece de resistance!! haha
December 31st, 2010
Not much worse though.
December 31st, 2010
*piece DE resistance! (Thank you, phone, and your auto correct for changing what I wanted it to say in my first post)
December 31st, 2010
it’s not just dying, is a night’s wirth of drinking worth a DUI?
December 31st, 2010
I thought black duded were supposed to be cool?! This guy is the CHOCOLATE Willy Wonka!
December 31st, 2010
I do not always ride scooters, but when I do, I ride this one.
– The Most Interesting Man in the World
December 31st, 2010
Okay, it is first horrible to do that to a Vespa! To really show the intelligence, that is not a motorcycle helmet, it is a baseball helmet. Darwin theory in action?
December 31st, 2010
Some guys like flame jobs. Some like sprinkles.
December 31st, 2010
Look Everyone…… It’s Evel KieBeaner…
December 31st, 2010
Are those jelly beans??
December 31st, 2010
How many beers did he have to drink for that many little tops?
December 31st, 2010
Like a rhinestone cowboy
December 31st, 2010
Never thought I would see someone bedazzle a scooter.
December 31st, 2010
this is what happened to FEZ from “That 70′s Show
December 31st, 2010
If picture looks the same in the morning ……….. you’re still drunk
December 31st, 2010
I’ve heard of Art Car, but Art Scooter? I wonder if he has indoor parking at his job at The Rainbow Club? He might get his gumballs wet on a rainy day.
December 31st, 2010
I’ve heard of Art Car, but Art Scooter? I wonder if he has indoor parking at his job at The Rainbow Club. He could get his gumballs wet on a rainy day.
December 31st, 2010
interesting is all I can say
December 31st, 2010
What in the HECK does he have all over that scooter!! Couldn’t be gum balls or jelly beans because those would dissolve in rain or on wet roads. I can’t figure out WHAT those things are.
December 31st, 2010
those look like marbles but i think he still hiding two….
December 31st, 2010
Pee-Wee Herman… EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!!
December 31st, 2010
Is That Tim Meadows?
December 31st, 2010
Oh no! The economy has become so bad that Willy Wanka is laying off at the factory…
December 31st, 2010
Here comes the candy man…….er creepy man
December 31st, 2010
WTF!!!! He went crazy with a “Bedazzle gun!!!”
January 1st, 2011
DEKOTORA!
Obviously, the dude is a former Dekotora driver who is still in the game on the modest income of his retirement years. In many parts of Asia, his scooter would be considered manly.
January 1st, 2011
DEKOTORA!
Obviously, the dude is a former Dekotora driver who is still in the game on the modest income of his retirement years. In many parts of Asia, his scooter would be considered manly.
January 1st, 2011
Been trying damn hard to pitch “Bedazzle My Ride” to MTV.
January 1st, 2011
I want one of those. I am tired of dating.
January 1st, 2011
Haha.
He decorated his bike with the crap you decorate cupcakes with.
Nom…
January 1st, 2011
BORN TO BE WILD!
Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way
Yeah, darling
Gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode into space
I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racing in the wind
And the feeling that I’m under
Yeah, darling
Gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode into space
Like a true nature child
We were born
Born to be wild
We have climbed so high
Never want to die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild
January 1st, 2011
He’s a rhinestone homeboy…….
January 1st, 2011
wow this guy is really pretty smart.he succeeded in making his scooter so ugly no one would dare steal it.
January 1st, 2011
I want to ask each of you to consider doing the following when you are talking on the phone to any US customer service representative that is based in a foreign country (like India ). I have done this twice and it works! Any time you call… an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health insurance, insurance, you name it) and you are transferred to a representative (like in India), please consider doing the following:
After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very politely (this is not about trashing other cultures) say, “I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America .” The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, “Thank you, but I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA .” YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED to a rep in the USA . It only takes less than one minute to have your call re- directed to the USA . Tonight when I got redirected to a USA rep, I asked again to make sure – and yes, she was from Fort Lauderdale .
Imagine if tomorrow, every US citizen who has to make such a call and then requests a US rep, imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be created ASAP. Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on.
If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this – see what I mean…it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101.
Remember – the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home – not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. If you agree, please tell 10 people you know and tell them to tell 10 people they know….etc…etc…
January 2nd, 2011
Patrollin’, they try’na catch me ridin’ dirty…
January 4th, 2011
Also, I feel bad for the little japanese Decora girl he stole the bike from..:((
January 4th, 2011
wow just when u thought 10 was to old to bedazzle.
January 5th, 2011
Now you know what all those pro baseball players we recruit from third world cuntries do with their money.
January 5th, 2011
It’s O.J Simpson’s Landscaper
January 6th, 2011
Yes – do NOT drink and drive. You might spill your drink.
January 7th, 2011
Leon Phelps merely stopped in for some Courvoisier…”and a laaay-day.”
January 10th, 2011
Leon Phelps merely stopped in for some Courvoisier…”and a laaay-day.”
January 10th, 2011
awww, fernando…. he loves his scooter. for the past couple summers he would sit in the grass area near the parking lot of my job and decorate it. he used something like 4500 half marbles and LOTS!!! of glitter paint lol. really nice guy, but i dont think all the marbles are there
January 10th, 2011
Wow… Maybe his daughter got paid to bedazzle his motor scooter!!
January 17th, 2011
i think i’ve seen this guy before!
February 10th, 2011
he looks like a ghetto verison of that tv show “CHiPs” or Erik Estrada just retired..
February 23rd, 2011
I fail to see the vehicle he has, such a handsome man with (well-deserved?) look of pride on his face. This pic makes me happy! <3
February 27th, 2011
actually a cool idea but he failed in the execution therefore He should be executed
March 15th, 2013
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