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Hey everyone, make sure you have a DD tonight even if it’s this guy because we at PoWM just ran extensive tests which concluded that dying in a drunk driving accident tonight is slightly worse than being seen on the back of this scooter.

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  1. popanator

    He has a nice bike but what happens if it rains out? I have a three wheel bike I ride to my job at McDonalds. It has a basket between the wheels.

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    December 31st, 2010

  2. MR Rollback

    Wow, two wheel bling with FLING! Crap! I would not ride that to a dog fight!

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    December 31st, 2010

  3. signguy

    safe bet there is only ONE light burned out…

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    December 31st, 2010

  4. forbidmenot

    Now for sure Evel Knievel can rest in peace…

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    December 31st, 2010

  5. Goofy59

    Good caption.
    But I’m wondering how many gum ball machines this guy broke into to get this many gum balls and did he also steal the glue????

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    December 31st, 2010

  6. Deborah

    He’s a hit at the senior center!

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    December 31st, 2010

  7. CAROL HYDE

    I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HECK HE PUT ON THERE.I WOULDNT RIDE ON IT FOR A MILLON BUCKS.

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    December 31st, 2010

  8. goose

    Dude can’t figure why he is still a virgin at 40. Probably is going to stay a virgin for the next 40 too.

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    December 31st, 2010

  9. That one guy

    I kinda think the bike is cool. It made me smile when I saw it.

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    December 31st, 2010

  10. phunkmunk

    This guy is proud! The tassles coming off the handlebars are the piece details resistance!! haha

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  11. phunkmunk

    This guy is proud! The tassles coming off the handlebars are the piece de resistance!! haha

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    December 31st, 2010

  12. gar

    Not much worse though.

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  13. phunkmunk

    *piece DE resistance! (Thank you, phone, and your auto correct for changing what I wanted it to say in my first post)

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    December 31st, 2010

  14. mike t

    it’s not just dying, is a night’s wirth of drinking worth a DUI?

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    December 31st, 2010

  15. Alisha

    I thought black duded were supposed to be cool?! This guy is the CHOCOLATE Willy Wonka!

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    December 31st, 2010

  16. RickRussellTX

    I do not always ride scooters, but when I do, I ride this one.

    – The Most Interesting Man in the World

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  17. Jay S

    Okay, it is first horrible to do that to a Vespa! To really show the intelligence, that is not a motorcycle helmet, it is a baseball helmet. Darwin theory in action?

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    December 31st, 2010

  18. Son of Sam's Club

    Some guys like flame jobs. Some like sprinkles.

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    December 31st, 2010

  19. notalenthack

    Look Everyone…… It’s Evel KieBeaner…

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    December 31st, 2010

  20. Wendi

    Are those jelly beans??

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    December 31st, 2010

  21. tab

    How many beers did he have to drink for that many little tops?

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  22. Pa Pa big dog

    Like a rhinestone cowboy

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    December 31st, 2010

  23. DoubleDee

    Never thought I would see someone bedazzle a scooter.

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    December 31st, 2010

  24. Like it makes a difference

    this is what happened to FEZ from “That 70′s Show

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    December 31st, 2010

  25. busted

    If picture looks the same in the morning ……….. you’re still drunk :-)

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  26. Retina Burn

    I’ve heard of Art Car, but Art Scooter? I wonder if he has indoor parking at his job at The Rainbow Club? He might get his gumballs wet on a rainy day.

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  27. Retina Burn

    I’ve heard of Art Car, but Art Scooter? I wonder if he has indoor parking at his job at The Rainbow Club. He could get his gumballs wet on a rainy day.

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  28. tara

    interesting is all I can say

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  29. Nooneinparticular

    What in the HECK does he have all over that scooter!! Couldn’t be gum balls or jelly beans because those would dissolve in rain or on wet roads. I can’t figure out WHAT those things are.

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  30. marriedbutlooking

    those look like marbles but i think he still hiding two….

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  31. Randy

    Pee-Wee Herman… EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!!

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    December 31st, 2010

  32. Is That Tim Meadows?

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  33. Monglorp

    Oh no! The economy has become so bad that Willy Wanka is laying off at the factory…

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  34. Mrs.Brewer

    Here comes the candy man…….er creepy man

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  35. Gaina Fontenot

    WTF!!!! He went crazy with a “Bedazzle gun!!!”

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    January 1st, 2011

  36. DEKOTORA!

    DEKOTORA!

    Obviously, the dude is a former Dekotora driver who is still in the game on the modest income of his retirement years. In many parts of Asia, his scooter would be considered manly.

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    January 1st, 2011

  37. DEKOTORA!

    DEKOTORA!

    Obviously, the dude is a former Dekotora driver who is still in the game on the modest income of his retirement years. In many parts of Asia, his scooter would be considered manly.

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  38. Jen

    Been trying damn hard to pitch “Bedazzle My Ride” to MTV.

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    January 1st, 2011

  39. Kenneth

    I want one of those. I am tired of dating.

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    January 1st, 2011

  40. PersonOfWalmart

    Haha.
    He decorated his bike with the crap you decorate cupcakes with.

    Nom…

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    January 1st, 2011

  41. Ghastly

    BORN TO BE WILD!

    Get your motor running
    Head out on the highway
    Looking for adventure
    In whatever comes our way

    Yeah, darling
    Gonna make it happen
    Take the world in a love embrace
    Fire all of your guns at once and
    Explode into space

    I like smoke and lightning
    Heavy metal thunder
    Racing in the wind
    And the feeling that I’m under

    Yeah, darling
    Gonna make it happen
    Take the world in a love embrace
    Fire all of your guns at once and
    Explode into space

    Like a true nature child
    We were born
    Born to be wild
    We have climbed so high
    Never want to die
    Born to be wild
    Born to be wild

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    January 1st, 2011

  42. Acey

    He’s a rhinestone homeboy…….

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  43. overkill63

    wow this guy is really pretty smart.he succeeded in making his scooter so ugly no one would dare steal it.

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  44. GREGORY HIGGINS

    I want to ask each of you to consider doing the following when you are talking on the phone to any US customer service representative that is based in a foreign country (like India ). I have done this twice and it works! Any time you call… an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health insurance, insurance, you name it) and you are transferred to a representative (like in India), please consider doing the following:
    After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very politely (this is not about trashing other cultures) say, “I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America .” The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, “Thank you, but I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA .” YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED to a rep in the USA . It only takes less than one minute to have your call re- directed to the USA . Tonight when I got redirected to a USA rep, I asked again to make sure – and yes, she was from Fort Lauderdale .

    Imagine if tomorrow, every US citizen who has to make such a call and then requests a US rep, imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be created ASAP. Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on.
    If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this – see what I mean…it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101.

    Remember – the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home – not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. If you agree, please tell 10 people you know and tell them to tell 10 people they know….etc…etc…

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  45. Ray Doomsday

    Patrollin’, they try’na catch me ridin’ dirty…

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  46. Ray Doomsday

    Also, I feel bad for the little japanese Decora girl he stole the bike from..:((

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  47. short attention span

    wow just when u thought 10 was to old to bedazzle.

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    January 5th, 2011

  48. energizer

    Now you know what all those pro baseball players we recruit from third world cuntries do with their money.

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  49. fortheloveofballs

    It’s O.J Simpson’s Landscaper

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    January 6th, 2011

  50. me myself and whatsername

    Yes – do NOT drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

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    January 7th, 2011

  51. Drew

    Leon Phelps merely stopped in for some Courvoisier…”and a laaay-day.”

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  52. Drew is Awesome

    Leon Phelps merely stopped in for some Courvoisier…”and a laaay-day.”

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  53. i know him...

    awww, fernando…. he loves his scooter. for the past couple summers he would sit in the grass area near the parking lot of my job and decorate it. he used something like 4500 half marbles and LOTS!!! of glitter paint lol. really nice guy, but i dont think all the marbles are there :)

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    January 10th, 2011

  54. DJ

    Wow… Maybe his daughter got paid to bedazzle his motor scooter!!

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    January 17th, 2011

  55. Marrit

    i think i’ve seen this guy before!

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    February 10th, 2011

  56. he looks like a ghetto verison of that tv show “CHiPs” or Erik Estrada just retired..

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    February 23rd, 2011

  57. Sarppa

    I fail to see the vehicle he has, such a handsome man with (well-deserved?) look of pride on his face. This pic makes me happy! <3

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  58. kenny aldrich

    actually a cool idea but he failed in the execution therefore He should be executed

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