January 2nd, 2011
Doll Face
Hey you know how you give a little girl a baby doll and she wants to do it’s hair and make-up but she is still probably too young to do that, but you let her anyway, then the little girl mutilates the baby doll so badly that nobody even wants to look at it so you throw it away? Sometimes that doll survives and grows up very angry.
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Doll Face,
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5 Dolla make u Halla !!
January 2nd, 2011
OMG! SO…scared, run, hide! I think she saw you!
January 2nd, 2011
Can’t top that caption. Bravo! (1st)
January 2nd, 2011
I’d be mad if I had that hairdo too!
January 2nd, 2011
“Wait till they get a load of me…”
January 2nd, 2011
what is she wearing on her feet?
January 2nd, 2011
The panties around the ankle is just one more thing to make you shudder.
January 2nd, 2011
Doll Face???? More like a cross between the Bride of Chucky and the Bride of Frankenstein.
January 2nd, 2011
Bride of Chucky :.)
January 2nd, 2011
Reminds me of a doll I had as a kid, “Chrissy” she had a knob on her back to turn made the hair shorter, then pull on the ponytail to make it longer again! lololol Chrissy had a big smile tho
January 2nd, 2011
this seems to be on that fine line of is she crazy or mentally challenged? If she’s just batshit crazy, funny pic. If she’s MR, then it is kinda sad. We’ll go with batshit crazy because that isn’t a downer.
January 2nd, 2011
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan,
Chaka Khan!
January 2nd, 2011
It’s a real life Troll Doll.
January 2nd, 2011
Wow.. Lady Gaga has really let herself go
January 2nd, 2011
@QWERTY– I do believe she has shrink-wrapped her feet so that she can fit in her little doll shoes.
January 2nd, 2011
Kabuki?
January 2nd, 2011
She looks more like a voodoo doll!
January 2nd, 2011
It’s Snooki from the Jersey Shore in about 5 years(when the “fame” wears off, the weight goes on and she realizes what her life really is)
January 2nd, 2011
Somebody finished in last place on Ru Paul’s Drag Race.
January 2nd, 2011
If “Memoirs of a Geisha” was turned into a horror film.
January 2nd, 2011
Oh no, you just dit ent!
January 2nd, 2011
Man Rhianna really let herself go.
January 2nd, 2011
I know it’s a cult classic and all…But I think some people take “the Rocky Horror Picture show” too seriously…..
She is definitely spaced out on sensation!!!
January 2nd, 2011
It looks like a large woman who popped her head off and PUT that horrible doll head on! It doesn’t actually match and THAT is what’s creepy!
January 2nd, 2011
She just got off the Rocky Horror Picture Show Broadway tour bus !
January 2nd, 2011
No wonder she looks angry, she looks like her head is about to fall off from the weight! She’s lucky though. I always pulled the arms & legs off my dolls when I was a kid. Hew owner must have just been a hair & makeup kid.
January 2nd, 2011
Looks like Pebbles-all grown up and ALL GONE WRONG!!
January 2nd, 2011
She’s at the Bus Station with all the stuff she bought shopping at Wally World for Christmas……..the Bus is late!
January 2nd, 2011
Sarcasm aside, it’s obvious this woman has some natural beauty. I’d love to see her on Greatest Loser, and a year from now see the before and after pictures.
January 2nd, 2011
Is it possible that the folks that run this website will ever learn the difference between “its” and “it’s”? It’s just not that difficult and the captions wouldn’t be irritating any more.
January 2nd, 2011
Kayako from The Grudge is all grown up and really mad about life.
January 2nd, 2011
She’s a walking, talking Twilight Zone episode.
January 2nd, 2011
GIRRRRRL! Y’all need a rollback on *that* look! Roll that sh*t back to the dumpster!
January 2nd, 2011
I want to ask each of you to consider doing the following when you are talking on the phone to any US customer service representative that is based in a foreign country (like India ). I have done this twice and it works! Any time you call… an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health insurance, insurance, you name it) and you are transferred to a representative (like in India), please consider doing the following:
After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very politely (this is not about trashing other cultures) say, “I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America .” The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, “Thank you, but I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA .” YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED to a rep in the USA . It only takes less than one minute to have your call re- directed to the USA . Tonight when I got redirected to a USA rep, I asked again to make sure – and yes, she was from Fort Lauderdale .
Imagine if tomorrow, every US citizen who has to make such a call and then requests a US rep, imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be created ASAP. Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on.
If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this – see what I mean…it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101.
Remember – the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home – not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. If you agree, please tell 10 people you know and tell them to tell 10 people they know….etc…etc…
January 2nd, 2011
If you turned a corner and came face to face with this woman she’d make you audibly gasp. Hell, even Chuck Norris would be startled at the sight of her too.
January 2nd, 2011
…NOW THAT’S WHAT I’D CALL AN ‘EXTREME MAKEOVER’!!!…
January 2nd, 2011
So this is what happened to Baby Jane!
January 2nd, 2011
Cooochy Coochy!
IT IS CHARRO!
January 2nd, 2011
Rihanna before plastic surgery!
January 2nd, 2011
I think I would be afraid to take her picture with the evil look she is giving out! yikes!
January 2nd, 2011
You have to have a whole lot of self esteme to wear a look like that…lol
January 2nd, 2011
Who is this??? Bag Lady Barbie?
January 2nd, 2011
I feel for you, Chaka Khan.
January 2nd, 2011
She says “I wish Mom would hurry up. I want to go home and watch TV and have some dinner.”
January 2nd, 2011
WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!?!?!?
January 2nd, 2011
@Fat & Sassy – If that is Pebbles, I feel really sorry for Bam Bam, because it looks like his but is in some deep %^&* when he finally realizes he left her at Wally World.
January 2nd, 2011
LOL She looks terrible but I sort of like the hair somehow.
January 2nd, 2011
OMG it’s SHOCKA kahn!!!!!!!
January 2nd, 2011
She’s actually has a cute face- turned up nose, sexy mouth- if she would just make a new years resolution to get in shape and lose the hair she could be a really good looking woman.
January 2nd, 2011
THE JOKER DID THIS !!
January 2nd, 2011
The Bride of Chucky has really let herself go!
January 2nd, 2011
Dunno why, but I’m getting a huge odor impression just from the picture. She looks like she reeks of stale cigarette smoke and piss. Can’t put my finger on why, though.
January 2nd, 2011
WTF…is that?
January 2nd, 2011
Looks like she has the Michael Jackson skin problem – wanna be whitey!
January 2nd, 2011
The “Barbie Styling Head” gone terribly wrong.
January 2nd, 2011
@ fat&sassy
That was the first thing I thought of!
January 2nd, 2011
I don’t understand how she is dressing like this at all. I see alot of potential in her. She has a pretty young face under all that make-up and old lady clothing. She would be quite attractive if she wouldn’t scowl so much and wore more contemporary clothes. But she’s not on here to read this post. So anyone who knows her please help her reach her better potential. This is just sad.
January 2nd, 2011
He……or she…….sure is the diamond in the coal mine.
January 2nd, 2011
Make up or ash?
January 2nd, 2011
Chaka Khan, I feel for you.
January 2nd, 2011
Looks like she is trying to michael jackson it, look at the amount of makeup. Fat chicks will always be ugly .
January 2nd, 2011
Sasha Fierce got into a fight with a bear.
January 2nd, 2011
What’s the deal with the back of her hand?? It’s all dark. Is this a black girl in white face and wig?
January 2nd, 2011
Greg – That doesn’t work all the time. I have routinely requested that and last time the lady I got had a slight accent, and admitted she was “one of them” when I asked. By “one of them” I mean not an American english speaker. We did OK but in general I can’t understand them. The rhythm of their speech is never right. For once I agree with you, bring those jobs back. Like that’s gonna happen.
January 2nd, 2011
This is what happens when you let your 6-year-old experiment with your face and hair, then forget to undo it before going out!
January 2nd, 2011
G Higgins: This is a social FARCE site. Not a social commentary site. And besides, as Bugs Bunny likes to say; “What a maroon”
January 2nd, 2011
Ghetto Fraggle Rock
January 2nd, 2011
Chuckie’s sister
January 2nd, 2011
Avon Calling ………
January 2nd, 2011
I hate too admit it but the first thing that came to me about this was “What You Talkin Bout Willis”.. Maybe it’s the facial expression…
January 2nd, 2011
life size voo doo doll ???
January 2nd, 2011
I’m surprised that no one has logged in to say that this is yet one more horrifying Japanese variation on “Lolita” fashion. Or some sort of cosplay.
January 2nd, 2011
that’s a whole hell’ava lot of hair or one bad weave
January 2nd, 2011
Well, I will give her this much, she is covered in what appears to be clean clothing, but her face scares the heck out of me, and I believe that her eyes are saying don’t f*ck with me or I will slap all the color off you too.
January 3rd, 2011
Just because your wig was 80% off it’s every day, low price; does not make it a bargain.
January 3rd, 2011
#1 the was taken in washington.
#2 when my friends and i saw her, we were speechless.
i was kinda hoping it was her early Halloween costume.
it was pretty awesome
January 3rd, 2011
aughra from the dark crystal + japanese mountain hag style.
January 3rd, 2011
Why would anyone PAY for a weave like that??
January 3rd, 2011
You sure that’s not an Orangutan in disguise?
January 3rd, 2011
that’s one scarey beast, Yikes……..
January 3rd, 2011
First thing I thought when I saw this was wow Janet Jackson let herself go this past year.
January 3rd, 2011
This is a homeless lady from Oregon! I was on the bus with her in October and she looks exactly like she does here with big swollen up feet and HORRIBLE nappy hair. When she talked, she sounded like Mickey Mouse, except a Mickey who smoked 4 packs a day.
January 3rd, 2011
Is this the waiting room that Beetlejuice was sent to at the end of the movie?
January 3rd, 2011
I’m fairly certain she’s going for that Pam Oliver look. You know… the sports announcer for some of FOX’s NFL games….
January 3rd, 2011
She reminds me of the old saying, “The bigger the hair, the closer to God.” I think she’s getting mighty close.
January 3rd, 2011
pebbles flintstone on crack
January 3rd, 2011
looks like a 400lb latoya jackson! or remember how eddie murphy and dave chapelle donned white makeup to look white!? she looks like one of their characters.
January 3rd, 2011
That’s one meeeaannn som bitch right there……whoa!!
January 3rd, 2011
I bet she gets a check from the government once a month too.
January 3rd, 2011
Midnight Guy – that’s two of us….
January 3rd, 2011
Thats creepy…….rotfl
January 3rd, 2011
Did she died?
January 4th, 2011
OMG I had no idea Rihanna and Beyonce had a love child!! lol
January 4th, 2011
She has hairy knuckles.
January 4th, 2011
Joker lives!!
January 4th, 2011
OK, seriously, has no one else noticed the five o’clock shadow under all the makeup, Gotta be a homeless drag-queen.
January 4th, 2011
Now I think we know what happened to Baby Jane…..
January 4th, 2011
I think I’ve seen this lady!!
January 4th, 2011
“Cousin It’s” cousin!
January 4th, 2011
I agree with the other people who said the head does not match the body. The head on this she beast is small and young looking (although who can really tell with all that Spackle) and the body is that of an 89 year old chunky lady.
Creepy in so many ways.
January 5th, 2011
See, not ALL aliens are mexican. Some are from much further out than that.
I do love Japanese theater.
January 5th, 2011
Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis??
January 5th, 2011
What is scary is her face has a bluish skin tone like she is dead, and she does have that look like a 1950′s Barbie. She just gives me the creeps for some reason, and she doesn’t appear to be very friendly.
January 5th, 2011
it’s Tina Knowles, run!!!
January 5th, 2011
it looks like the joker and an oompa loompa had an illegitimate child.
January 5th, 2011
F-A-K-E… Sorry, But this is photoshop all the way.
January 5th, 2011
some people are so rude grow up
January 5th, 2011
i’d like to see her whip her hair back and forth.
January 6th, 2011
I seen this shit in washington, all lies!!!!!
January 7th, 2011
Might as well say it…..BRAINNNS…….
January 7th, 2011
cindy loper hair gone wrong
January 7th, 2011
I thought I burned that Barbie years ago… It’s back looking for my sister and I! Dear Jeebus save all!
January 7th, 2011
What chu talkin bout Willis!
January 7th, 2011
All I can say is – she looks like she could hurt you. Brave person who took this pic.
January 7th, 2011
OMG I JUST saw this chick in Wal-Mart 2 weeks ago in NY!!
January 8th, 2011
I thought Halloween was over with!!!!! Maybe she is getting a head start for 2011!!!!! Either way–be afraid-be very afraid!!!!! Lol!!!!!
January 9th, 2011
“What ‘da F%#k is that harajuku Bi*ch look’in at.”
January 10th, 2011
nickki minaj!?!?
January 11th, 2011
TRICK OR TREAT!
January 11th, 2011
“That Rhianna reign just won’t let up” Well apparently it did, and now you’re in Walmart with a trolley.
January 13th, 2011
i’d hate to wake up in the middle of the night and see this on my dresser
January 15th, 2011
WHO ever it is who writes the captions under these pics… .I have to thank you. I laugh so hard I cry. YOU ARE BRILLIANT ! And stinging…. and real… and I love your work. Truly………… thank you.
January 18th, 2011
Dude, that is the funniest photo/tag-line that I have ever seen. I have tears, I laughed so hard.
January 23rd, 2011
Nicki Minaj?
February 7th, 2011
LEAST SHE IS WALKING AND NOT ON A CART
February 25th, 2011
this picture is totally photoshopped…… FAKE!
March 3rd, 2011
She may be homeless. She’s wearing the exact clothes she wore in another photo.
March 15th, 2011
aunty entity ate master blaster D:
March 17th, 2011
As a kid I remember having this creepy doll with an odd pony tail sticking straight up out of the top of her head and you rotated her arm to make her hair grow and then retract back, all the while making this eerie creaking noise…..does she do the same? Uugghh nightmares for weeks to come!
March 21st, 2011
OMG!!! SHE WAS AT THE WALMART IN NORTHERN OREGON!!! I TOOK PICTURES OF HER TOOO!!!!! OMG!!!! LMAO!
October 6th, 2011
She;s happy, at least.
October 26th, 2011
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