♫ Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are wreckless; Feels like a MIDGET is hanging from my necklace. ♫
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It’s Mrs. S working her way up to Mrs. T
January 6th, 2011
Do you think, maybe, he’s overcompensating for something? *cough small penis cough cough*
look mom, i bought myself a chain for every tooth i lost!
gramps is keepin his pimp hand strong!
Son of Sam's Club
Guys, I wouldn’t make fun of her too much- it looks like she’s going through chemo…
I pitty the fool that messes with Mrs. T
Like it makes a difference
Well, now we know who bought all of MR.T’s chains when he went broke that time……..
I pitty the tool
Well, she ain’t getting through the metal detectors at the pearly gates!
WHAT EVER THAT THING IS , “THAT AINT NO MAN, I CAN TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW, LOOK CLOSELY, THERE’S BOOBS ON THAT THING!
I think we found the person that robbed Mr. T
We will blame it on the love between two people. Mr. T and a female Oompa Loompa!
The last remaining member of the OhIWannaBeACoolKid tribe.
Im sure there are a lot of vampires in her part of town…
Quit yo jibba jabba!
Two Words…..Jewerly Box ?????
Hey, she hit the ….Claw Machine Lottery…..She won all of them for under a $100.00 >>>>>>Can’t beat that WALMART price…… : )
She says “I am going on a date and I am wearing all my jewelry to look real pretty.” She is getting food to make dinner before they watch TV.
“Yo! Howz he go da baffroom wit all dat on?”
suprised she isnt seeing a Chiroprator LOLOL…. with all that weight you would think she has back problems!
“Gangsta Granny” flashing her bling.
With all those crosses it looks like she is trying to ward off some vampires. I bet there is garlic in that cart.
Carrying all that extra weight and not using one of those electric scooters is impressive!!
Listen lady…Mr T could pull off that look because…well because he’s Mr T. On anyone else it just looks stupid…
How can she hold her head upright with all that weight around her neck??
This is what is looks like when you try on all of the necklaces in the jewelry department all at once.
now all she needs is a microphone and she can become a rapper.
Was it Mardi Gras at Walmart?
She should be careful. She might O G. (I will get ya sukka).
@ Cyberkinn —-> LOL we were thinking along the same line dude
Ever wonder what REALLY happens to all the “scrap gold” crammed into envelopes and mailed out for a few dollars?
I never thought I would see a person who actually had “scrap gold” just laying around.
how much money you think i could make if i stole all that “bling” of his neck and sent it in to one of those gold for money places???????
or is it cash for gold, places???
I wouldn’t be too quick to call this person a female. Most men have manboobs too. But then again, they look too big to be a man.
I guess she just loves Jesus more than the rest of the world and wants to prove her passion by wearing all of the $3 crosses she can find.
If the Romans had had electricity, she’d be wearing a bunch of electric chairs around her neck. Or maybe gas chambers.
They see me rollin’, They hatin’…
Shes missing the hubcap
when she dies its because she OG’d she over golded
TO BE ME
Well, let’s hope that she is not trying to wear her weight in gold.
January 7th, 2011
I looked and looked again and think this is a man not a woman, which makes it all the more sicko.
Check out my bling!
he..or she…even has bling bling rings to match the chains!!
Wonder if this is the lady from Hoarders where they found over $250,000.00 worth of QVC Jewelry in her stash. I guess they let her keep what she could wear.
I don’t see what is the big deal about this picture. Just because he wears a cross, or tacky necklaces that look like they are from a parade. Even Mardi Gras necklaces make these look good. I have seen worse on this website.
Don’t know how having all that doesn’t cause neck injuries.
Suzie Q. Wacvet
Looks like a man to me.
Now, that’s a REAL Christian!
Gender check on aisle 5.
I'D HIT THAT!
Hey!!! What happened to the link to the butterfaced nudist?!?
all they’re missing is the garlic and a wooden stake.. although I guess some of those crosses might be pointy enough…
Judging by it’s expression it didn’t really want to be photographed. Here is an idea, don’t want the attention, don’t wear all that s**t.
aint i right
i must be honest. you look like an idiot and someone despartely seeking attention.
I’ve seen this it in Mt Pleasant SC in a Barns and Noble.
I shudder to think of all the boobies she had to flash to get all those beads…..and just WHAT did she have to flash to earn those classy rings??
She musta spend like….maybe 10.00 worth of quarters at the quarter machines to get all that.
Hey, I didn’t know Mr. T got a sex change and skin lightening?
The poor guy is suffering from the fear of vampires…that’s why all the crosses. In Silver AND Gold…he’s not taking ANY chances, is he?
Your comments are assuming that this is a woman…sorry all, but to me it looks like a (very feminized) man…who may be trying to attract a boyfriend.
Mr. T starter kit?
January 8th, 2011
Taken moments before he/she tragically OG’d.
January 9th, 2011
I just noticed she has a ton of metal on her wrists and fingers, too. Don’t get behind her in line at the airport! It would take hours for her to remove all that stuff before going through the scanners.
Drew is Awesome
“Watch out for medallion my diamonds are weck-wisss; Reels rike ah MIDGET is rang’in from my neck-rass.” –Kim Jong-il (REEE-MIXXX)
January 10th, 2011
Seriously. I thought Truman Capote was dead!
This was probably taken last year after Mardi Gras and granny aired out her puppies quite a bit from the looks of it. Of course to show off them flapjacks she had to lift up her shirt and pull down her pants a bit.
So *that’s* what happened to all Mr. T’s bling.
January 11th, 2011
I was wondering what happened to William Hung after American Idol.
ludacris lyrics. not unknown.
Seriously? I think most people are genuinely stupid and tasteless.
January 13th, 2011
Whoever writes the captions desperately needs a spellchecker.
January 14th, 2011
Maybe she has gas so bad she could float away, she had to anchor herself . !!
January 16th, 2011
Mom, can we go play at grandma pookie’s today?
January 17th, 2011
“Is that yo chain? ‘Bout 24 inches is how low i let it haaaaaaang…”
January 21st, 2011
“Well, I got these at a garage sale and the owner of the house’s name was Mr. T, first name Mister, middle name period, last name T”
January 26th, 2011
no safe or jewerly box to keep those in must wear at all times
February 5th, 2011
i pity the fool that has more than 20 items in the checkout lane
March 3rd, 2011
Hey, dude, Mr. T called… he wants his starter set back.
March 4th, 2011
first that is a woman. i only know this because I used to know her. she has since passed away so this must be an old picture. she used to come in the mcdonalds that was in walmart. this is in Kentucky (go figure). when she passed, her husband had the gold valued (and what I understand it is all real) and he was able to pay for the funeral and more. sadly I cant remember her name.
July 27th, 2011