It seems like you just started adding random things to that list. Midgets and DSL make you hard? Really?!
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I’m assuming the DSL that the shirt refers to is “Dick Sucking Lips”.
September 9th, 2009
um some mods/authors of these posts need to get off their high horse, stop thinking that prada and gucci are only stores to shop and move on. that shirt is just a random ass shirt. not one thing wrong with it. I cant wait for the people of spencers web site though lol.
Let me guess…he’s single?
Ah, come on. Give him a break. He *had* to wear that shirt in public, because it was a gift from his grandmother.
he gets wood from DSL?
what a freekin’ no0b!
but wait a minute
I guess nobody noticed that “Sports” is listed as something that makes his dick hard. huh?
I can’t believe someone would actually wear that in public!!?
I want this shirt, seriously. Who sells it?
Yes. DSL definitely isn’t referencing connection stuff. Still doesn’t explain the midgets, but little people need love too!
they sell these shirts at spencers..
He looks like a chunky Gerard Butler who’s slumming.
“your daughter” wtf?
Did anyone notice that the word “boobs” is over his own man-boobs?
Why are the majority of these from Florida and Texas?
I think it has less to do with Gucci/Prada and more to do with context.
He looks like a productive member of society.
What happened to my post?
Just the kind of guy to bring home to Mom and Dad … NOT! Then again, I wouldn’t bring him home either!
Perhaps on the back of the shirt it said, “Rubbing against people in line at Walmart”.
(That always works me up too, can’t believe it wasn’t on his list.)
FYI: I’m in my 30′s…. and DSL always stood for Dick Sucking Lips. Believe it or not DSL’s came before DSL’s!
i am constantly amazed at the lack of shame of the general public. what a crude, crass, and offensive shirt. while it may be fine for a party or bar, wearing it in public where you may encounter the elderly and/or small children just shows poor judgement.
Where the hell do I get one of those?
I’m surprised it took so long for someone to make that connection.
He has his own boobs, so he must be hard all the time.
I am going to assume that he still lives at home with his mom….
Just for clarification…
DSL = D*ck Sucking Lips
That is some classy shit right there.
No it’s not okay. What world do you live on? So I’m standing there with my 11 year old daughter and stupid ape man lumbers up with ‘things that make my dick hard’ on his shirt. She’ll know he’s a loser, and if I say anything to him he’ll fold me up and stuff me into a cat food can, so now it’s crossed the lne from immature to even threatening. Big stupid ape in a bad boy shirt.
Wasn’t this guy on “To catch a predator” ?
I don’t see that the majority is from Florida or Texas, but I have heard that the Dallas/Forth Worth area has the largest concentration of Walmarts in the U.S., so…
DSL is a gateway to porn, so yeah. Could be either one.
Wow- what a catch! No way this handsome, classy devil is single. He’s got the ladies lined up around the block, fo’ sho’.
The other day I was at Multnomah Falls, a populer tourist attraction just outside of Portland, OR), and some guy has a shirt that says, “Fuck milk — got pot?” With tons of kids around, too. No shame!
Things that make me throw up in my mouth a little:
What kind of sports get him excited? WWF? And I can’t believe there was no mentioned on inbreeds.
Hey “thisisamerica?”. I know you’re an idiot so I’ll make this simple enough for someone like you to understand.
When you say “Why are the majority of these from Florida and Texas?”, it might just be because Texas and Florida rank in the top 5 most populated states in the USA. Somehow that might, just MIGHT factor in to the equation. Maybe you should open a map and take a look at the size of these two states. It might help….it might help, even you.
I believe by “DSL” he means Dick Suckin’ Lips
Every parents dream, huh ya’ll?
If I saw that guy wearing that shirt while I had my kids with me, I might just punch him out!
Again. I really like the idea of the site, but please hire someone with a little creative humor to write your captions. You don’t even know what DSL means? COME ON!
man graphic t-shirt making is such an easy business
DSL= Dick Sucking Lips
This guy really is sick! Have you seen my mom!!!!
Wow I can’t believe my comment didn’t make it through moderation. Note to moderators – you’re moderating a thread about a photo of a guy wearing a shirt that says WHAT MAKES MY DICK HARD – so lighten up because you are the real offender here.
Being the bastard love child of John Smoltz and Kevin Smith should be somewhere on his list.
Wyl the Pyr
He left out Nascar or is it continued on the back?
I Love Bears
That guy is totally fkkin hot!!!
The Anti Boop
wearin it like i stole it
September 10th, 2009
He’s a just a guy who’s down-to-earth and VERY easy to please, wearing his own personal billboard for anything or anyone who is desperately seeking a companion, stalker, or mentor. Unfortunately, I’ll bet ‘his hand’ is the only thing that will end up on that list.
I wonder if the boobs his shirt is talking about are HIS boobs. He’s got a pretty fair rack, there.
DSL useta mean Dick Sucking Lips, but Silicon Valley ruined the acronym. And I second what Julz & adi had to say…
I am shocked that bacon isn’t on the list.
Because alot of times I see men at WalMart and wonder what it takes to make their dick hard. It’s nice to have a list. I’ll get right to work, sailor!
DSL means Dick Sucking Lips….
You actually thought DSL was referring to the internet connection? Wow, obviously OP has never been laid.
Now i need a t-shirt that states “what makes my ‘va-jaja’ wet”
That guy is hot. I’d totally do him.
I think his shirt is referring to the DSL acronym “d*ck suckin’ lips.” In which case.. It’d make sense.
The thought of him getting hard is downright nasty
remind me not to go over his house when they are showing lesbian midget football games on TV….
If he ever gets hard in a Walmart, someone please go to the sporting goods section, take a bat…
September 11th, 2009
So he’s idiot enough to wear the shirt, but who’s the person that actually PRODUCED the damn thing? That must have been one revealing brainstorming meeting….
(Does he look like a fat older version of Gerard Butler to anyone else?)
Nobody has mentioned the “Your Mom” on the list. Now THAT’S class!
D – DICK
S – SUCKING
L – LIPS
Wtf!!! I’m a midget!!
Ugh! The list includes “your daughter” as if the shirt wasn’t foul enough without that. This website actually makes me want to go to Wal-Mart though, it’s whitetrash-tastic!! Is there an app? Btw Janice that had me rotf
This is just too nasty for words. This man must be at the bottom of his barrel.
no kidding…bacon would so be on my list! and also, janice, great stuff!
I was thinking the same thing! I was like “is that Gerard Butler’s sad, fat, redneck twin brother??” Maybe they were separated at birth.
OMG that looks like my ASSHOLE BROTHER! He is a DICK
Too bad he doesn’t have a list of what would make his abs hard…
Belleza40 in TX
Totally stupid shirt!! But this guy’s a hunk!! Oo la la
Give him a break!! Maybe it’s his sister’s shirt? LOL. He’s still do- able!! Oo la la
Wonder if a baseball bat to his head would make him hard? Or maybe just unconscious
I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume he’s not married, because I can’t for the life of me imagine that any woman who could read would marry/be seen with this guy.
Thanks for the warning(s) asshole! Bet his pic is on meganslaw.gov in several cities
This is going to make me seem super redneck but it’s Dick Sucking Lips. Makes sense. That being said….WOW that shirt is scary.
Does Wal-Mart sell these T-shirts???? I have to admit this guy has to have a sence of humor to wear this shirt in public you just don’t want him showing up at your house or wedding or anything formal because he would have this same shirt on.. Rock And Roll DUDE!!!Party On!!!!
It says “Mama voted for 0bama, and papa did, too!” on the back, right? Looks like a grad student in Postmodern Literature.
September 12th, 2009
Hey! this guy is hawt ! First thing I am gunna do is get him nekkid …. and burn the shirt.
DSL – Dick Sucking Lips??
I think the back of his shirt says “I love George W”
I bet he graduated at the top of his class. How much you wanna bet he knows how to repair a car??
Things that make my dick hard… The DSL is D**k sucking lips….that is appropriate for a shirt of this caliber!
LOL U wanna kno what makes mine? watch <<<<<<
umm.. let me know if im wrong.. but i think the dsl means d**k sucking lips.. maybe??
I dunno, this is definitely a sub-par pic for the site. He seems a more normal dude than what is to be expected for this site, just a shitty choice of a witty shirt.
hey fuckface dsl is dick sucking lips not internet provider you techno dorks
DSL means Dick Sucking Lips – not internet connections you nerds– oh wait phil beat me too it but i will add this anyways
Hey its Gerard Butlers very larger brother.
Shamless and Proud!
September 13th, 2009
Actually… for anyone wondering, you can get the shirt at SpencersOnline.com . Or any Spencers store..
How did I know this? Because it’s the best store ever.
Also, you haven’t lived, or had fun in college if you don’t know already.
I am not as worried about the guy wearing the shirt as I am all the morons who keep posting what the sleaze meaning of DSL is. I mean come on can they not read? It has only been posted what 30 times now? maybe they think they will appear smart?
As for the shirt I am a mom of four girls def not a prude but find it odd as to why people think it is cute to wear shit like that where kids are? I call “No self esteem” It really falls under no class and announces to the entire world “I have absolutely no respect for anyone but myself”
It’s the dude from the Men’s Warehouse!
ARE THOSE BOOBS THAT GET HIM HARD HIS OWN?
kinda cute — except for that heinous shirt.
September 14th, 2009
This shirt doesn’t effect me at all since I work at Spencer’s and sell at least one of these every day. Trust me, we sell other shirts that are WAY worse than this.
oh my god that is they funniest thing every im ganna try to post a picterue of a car covered in duck tape
DSL = dick sucking lips – long before DSL was even invented.
Disgusting pig. How uncouth.
Direct Service Line is funnier..
DSL…….. means Dick Sucking Lips!!!!!!!!!
I would just like to share that I have sold that shirt to people.
it probably came from a Spencer’s Gifts store in a mall.
and yes, I think it’s a terrible shirt.
Well, we know for sure that this guy is homosexual since football and poker make him hard. As for boobs, since he’s gay I think he’s referring to his own tits.
September 15th, 2009
lol that shirts actually pretty fuckin awesome ahahaha
LMAO! I work at Spencer’s and we sell that shirt. *high five* to that dude for actually wearing that shirt in public
My mom. Really! He gets hard over dead people.
I know where he got this shirt from… SPENCER’S
September 16th, 2009
I was going to say the same thing. So he must always be hard because he has his own boobs he can look at and feel all the time!!!! That’s funny shit!
You should get arrested for wearing something like this in public around children. Id have knocked his teeth out.
September 17th, 2009
Fuckin’ hell! I just saw a guy wearing this at Wal-Mart on Sunday. He looked very similar to this guy except he was taller no beard and looked more like Sloth.
It may get hard.. but it don’t last too long.
What cracked me up was that, if you notice, Midgets, DSL, and Poker all out rank porn on his list. Someone needs to get their priorities straight! Lol.
Sports, eh? Like maybe a sweaty match of Ultimate Fighting or a really naughty game of touch football. You know what makes my dick soft? This guy.
dsl def does mean dick sucking lips
September 18th, 2009
Lol thats shirts from spencers i was about to buy it for my bf lol
His extraordinary boobs don’t make him hard?
just for the record, i know this guy.
i am pretty sure he is smarter than the lot of you combined not to mention richer
and this is one of his tamer shirts
Wait, I think you forgot clean socks..?
September 19th, 2009
Uhhh… Not to criticize too harshly but I think you’re stretching a bit too far here…. Clearly this shirt is amazing and belongs in the hall of righteousness, even if it has passed through the demon halls of Walmart… It is pure. Behold its beauty my brethren… Or it could be the alcohol talkin’.
lol I only get a hard-on when it comes to T3 connectiong, fucking DSL.
September 20th, 2009
its a spencers shirt dumbasses. of course its retardedly pointless.
Susan in Warrenville
On the back of the shirt: Things that make me think…
unfortunately, that list is blank.
2 out of a possible 5 stars for being an offensive d***a** and not a very creative one, either.
September 21st, 2009
DSL stands for DICK SUCKING LIPS
Well looking at the guy I think you can remove “sports” & “money” from there!and could probably add “stalking”, “eating crap” & “being a scruffy bastard” to it! I bet in winter he wears one of those wolf fleeces as well….
Well, I’m glad he explained that.
If I were to give you a list of what made my female area wet… I can guarantee HE IS NOT ON IT
September 22nd, 2009
You know what’s weird? He kind of looks like Gerard Butler.
September 23rd, 2009
Haha. Sports and Poker both.
I’d never wanna play football with him, and if it’s poker night, watch out if he wins a hand, he might get even ummm “happier”
September 24th, 2009
I’m sorry. This is a WIN. Yeah, he’s not getting any any time soon. But if I didn’t have a wife & kids (Mostly kids. Wouldn’t want them to see me wearing it…) I’d wear it. It’s funny.
Definetely a guy I’d bring home 2 Mom. =)
September 25th, 2009
He list fails to mention FRIED SNICKERS
Eeeew. Welcome to Flah-rida.
September 26th, 2009
My ex’s new flame
This is the kind of guy you read about getting caught hiding in the bottom of an outhouse trying to get a beaver-shot
September 27th, 2009
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips. I’m not making that up…seriously. I don’t think it means an internet connection.
I sell this shirt at work
This was Gerard Butler before he became and actor…
…all those pompously chastising the moderator/poster for “not knowing” what DSL means need to take a course in Ironic Humor 101…
September 28th, 2009
More Like “Thinking About Those Things” makes him hard.
September 30th, 2009
so i totally sell this shirt at work… Spencer Gifts. and DSL does not mean internet.. means dick sucking lips. LOL
I wonder if his own boobs make him hard?
Gerard Butler has let him self go to shit.
Gerard Butler has let himself go to shit.
Where is a person with a bucket of paint to throw when someone like this comes along? I find this way more offensive than someone wearing fur!
October 1st, 2009
That’s disgusting. Not EVERY thought needs to be said out loud…or in this case printed on your t shirts for the world to see.
October 2nd, 2009
That’s disgusting. Not EVERY thought needs to be said out loud….or in this case printed on your t shirts for the world to see!!!
dsl means dick sucking lips…
October 4th, 2009
Come on, Sports make you hard!
The WNBA makes no one hard, that’s for sure.
October 7th, 2009
Spencer’s Sells This Shirt!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2009
is that greard butlers cousin??
Wow, my mom AND my daughter make him hard? He’s a old-lady chasin’ pedophile. Why would music make him hard?
October 13th, 2009
Believe it or not i know a few people that have this shirt, they sell it at vendors in NYC.
October 14th, 2009
I actually told my girlfriend “Three things excite me these days… you, bandwidth, and power tools.” I would buy that shirt.
October 15th, 2009
DSL is probably d*ck sucking lips…
Thanks, dude, I take my kids to Wal-Mart.
What sad is I’d still sleep with this dude.
October 16th, 2009
Looks like a recipe for a psycho murderer. Seriously. Cold Case Files here he comes…
October 17th, 2009
Ah…. I’m so ashamed…. all I could think of when I saw this pic was “Oh, he looks like a fat Gerard Butler! Yum!”
October 18th, 2009
I dont know why everyone is so suprised at this shirt… its sold at every Spencer’s on the face of the planet.
October 19th, 2009
this is quite probably my ex boyfriend.
Dsl = Dick sucking lips!
October 20th, 2009
Mmmm…I bet his boobs get a lot of dicks hard too! yummy!
October 29th, 2009
Gerard Butler has really let himself go since 300, sad really.
looks kinda Seth Rogan like
November 2nd, 2009
i could make just as much fun of someone for not knowing what DSL is in reference to.
i love that “your daughter” is also on that list… can anyone say creepy?
November 4th, 2009
I don’t care what makes his dick hard…I want to know how he got such nice perky breasts.
November 7th, 2009
i usnderstand the DSL.
(dick sucking lips)
dsl means dick sucking lips NOT the internet connection!!
November 9th, 2009
DSL -DICK SUCKING LIPS!!
sports? haha faggot
November 22nd, 2009
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!! since when where sparyans fat?
November 29th, 2009
That is my pastor….
January 6th, 2011
idk how long its going to take people but DSL means dick sucking lips so of course that gets him hard idiots
June 16th, 2011
To the people explaining that DSL = Dick Sucking Lips and not Digital Subscriber Line. As the guy wearing the shirt: the former never occurred to me when I bought the shirt.
I’m an engineer and thought it would be funny for some of my co-workers as I have designed a DSL modem in the past. So much for some of the theories in the comments, eh? Not everything is as it seems.
The reason I wear shirts like this out in public is I am a staunch atheist and believe if you have the right to wear a cross or some other religious icon out in public then I have the right to wear something equally offensive. I guess it’s also amusing to see how judgmental people can be with a very small set of facts.
July 15th, 2011
I hope you all know what DSL means… Dick Sucking Lips… and as far as midgets go it’s cause they are the right height… I am not defending him but just saying you all are ragging on those 2 things the most.
August 16th, 2011
Saw a fat, drunk-looking, young guy wearing this shirt today at the St. Louis Zoo. Had to google it to read what it says (thought about asking the dude at the zoo to pose, but I was with my 90-year-old mother). I guess this is what you decide to wear when NOTHING else is clean — or when you just don’t give a shite what people think.
October 2nd, 2011