January 10th, 2011
If Looks Could Kill…
Holy Mother of God! I think Gargantuan just choke slammed someone with that look! Geez, thankfully this was taken right before he/she shifted to the right and graced everyone with a dong slip!
Arizona
If Looks Could Kill...,





122 Comments, Comment or Ping
I guess he thinks its sexy?? I just don’t see how women “forget” their pants before they go to the store!
January 10th, 2011
What the effin’ hell?????
January 10th, 2011
That is DEFINITELY an beaver with a lever! Note the Adams apple!
January 10th, 2011
this kills me!
January 10th, 2011
That dude is pissed…. that there is a tranny in the next checkout lane wearing the same skin tight black mini that he is!
January 10th, 2011
YIKES!
January 10th, 2011
Moron on the loose!
January 10th, 2011
Wow, gutsy photographer.
January 10th, 2011
If looks could kill, we would all be dead…no…we wish we would be dead, especially after the dong slip!
January 10th, 2011
maybe he or she was constipated?
January 10th, 2011
Arnold Schwarzenegger voice” You’re one ugly MF!
January 10th, 2011
You would think Fergie could shop somewhere higher end than Wal Mart.
January 10th, 2011
Okay So you are already above average height and you add to it with shoes? I will say you can really pull off the pissed off tranny.
January 10th, 2011
“See if I ever bet against the boss again in football and wouldn’t ya know it my preacher is in the next line!!”
January 10th, 2011
Nice legs, though …
January 10th, 2011
WHAT THE JUMPING MONKEY F**K??!!
January 10th, 2011
Looks like Morticia lightened her hair
January 10th, 2011
Sadly, that Shim has nicer legs then most ladies…
January 10th, 2011
holysocks!!
he SO does not have the legs for that outfit.
January 10th, 2011
I’m still trying to figure out what the hell that thing is
January 10th, 2011
“What do you mean that you don’t carry Nair in 55 gallon drums?!?!?!?”
January 10th, 2011
That’s terrifyingly horrible, it looks like a slutty clown in black.
January 10th, 2011
-”It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. ”
As soon as I saw this, I thought of “Silence of the Lambs”.
January 10th, 2011
The author of these comments is a sick son of a B and I think I have had enough of the put downs and attacks on real people who have done nothing to actually deserve this treatment. I am starting a campaign to boycott this morbid form of entertainment. Maybe if no one cared it would go away. I always have a guilty feeling every time I look at these poor souls and always thought I should stop and now I have been pushed to do that. You others, go on, keep enjoying this and maybe someday you will find your own picture on here.
January 10th, 2011
Its embarrassing to reach down on your date and find a bigger harder than you have
January 10th, 2011
I think he was gettin’ snapped by more than one photog.
January 10th, 2011
Them’s some thighs! His Adam’s apple speaks volumes!
January 10th, 2011
The calves and thighs also don’t seem symmetrical for a female.
January 10th, 2011
“That’s one huge bitch” (Deuce Bigalow)
January 10th, 2011
I don’t think it’s ok for WOMEN to wear skirts that short! ….whore
January 10th, 2011
Wouldn’t want to run into that in a dark alley…
January 10th, 2011
He’s pissed that the woman in front of him got the last zebra skinned purse. IT would have completed his outfit.
January 10th, 2011
@Bob – forget the alley, aren’t you glad you don’t have to wake up next to it? Ewww, frightening thought, huh?
January 10th, 2011
Man….. he has sexier legs than I do. lol
January 10th, 2011
HOLY LIL BABY JESUS….
January 10th, 2011
Wow, imagine what his therapist must have to hear! Holy crap!
January 10th, 2011
Retro picture of a more youthful, more angry Ann Coulter.
January 10th, 2011
Wasn’t this person one of the monsters from Scooby-Doo?
January 10th, 2011
Elvira…on steroids…she became her own horror movie
January 10th, 2011
I think he’d be a lot more attractive had he stuck to dressing according to the gender he was born with. In fact, he’d be a very tall, attractive man rather than whatever it is he’s attempting to be. Heck, he might have been able to pull off a dress if he’d chosen a different style and length! No taste, honey, no taste!
January 10th, 2011
Tranny with a tude!
January 10th, 2011
Dont want no more of the crying game….
January 10th, 2011
Pissed because he couldn’t get the job as the walmart greeter
January 10th, 2011
LOOKS LIKE THE UNDERTAKER’S SISTER OR SOMETHING !!
January 10th, 2011
“Yeah, so what, I’ve got a bad trannitude…you got a problem with that?”
January 10th, 2011
Careful, he/she may have a Glock!
January 10th, 2011
Bottoms up!
January 10th, 2011
“Trannitude”; that is funny.
January 10th, 2011
One step closer to living his? dream of joining the WNBA…
January 10th, 2011
I think they just found the “other” kardashian sister.
January 10th, 2011
Hillary Clinton can’t wear skirts like that. If she did, you could see her balls.
January 10th, 2011
ahhhhhhhhh!(screaming) its a succubus….
January 10th, 2011
I think she is really tall and plays basketball and is mad because her Mom is making her late for practice.
January 10th, 2011
Looks like She-Hulk is on the rag.
January 10th, 2011
If it stares at you long enough, it will steal your soul!
January 10th, 2011
only in ARIZONA .
January 10th, 2011
Put the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
January 10th, 2011
oh shit its the tranny taylor momsen
January 10th, 2011
No idea why this lyric got stuck in my head:
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see ‘em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.
(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)
So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We’re gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.
January 10th, 2011
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January 10th, 2011
What is it Hagitha, the customer’s Thriller ring tone and the perfect timing of an incoming call upset you? Does it ALWAYS have to be about you?!
January 10th, 2011
He looks like the FBI agent from Sons of Anarchy.
January 10th, 2011
I WILL SET YOU ABLAZE RIGHT NOW!
January 10th, 2011
I think he lost a bet, and is sorry he didn’t welch on it instead.
January 10th, 2011
The close up almost looks like Kirstie Alley
January 10th, 2011
Looks like Ann Coulter on steroids!
January 10th, 2011
I sure wouldn’t want to be on his/her bad side! Yikes! If looks could kill there’d be a corpse nearby.
January 10th, 2011
This guy/girl/both should be in the WWE. A look like that could bring McMahon some big bucks.
January 10th, 2011
I bet he couldn’t wear that dress at all prior to having his junk removed.
January 10th, 2011
I told you ,,, Zombies ARE walking among us!!!!!!
January 10th, 2011
“That’s not your motha…that’s a maaan baby!”
January 10th, 2011
Some things just aint right, and THAT AINT RIGHT !
January 10th, 2011
Looks like Sally Stitches from the Nightmare Before Christmas.
January 10th, 2011
Beats me why some guy would shave his legs, dress up like a chick, make himself up like Buffalo Bob in drag, and then look all pissed off about it. Duh. If it walks like a freak, and looks like a freak, and quacks like a freak, its probably a FREAK!
January 10th, 2011
It used to be said that these types needed to stay in the closet. Show me any closet ” this ” would fit into…
January 10th, 2011
Don’t you get it? Disney praises these types. New movie this year “CinderFella” had an audition and he was late.
January 10th, 2011
Cher and Sonny Bono’s other “daugther”
January 10th, 2011
Don’t get strung out by the way that I look,
Don’t judge a book by its cover
I’m not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I’m one hell of a lover
I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
January 10th, 2011
Meanest dude in a chick shirt.
January 10th, 2011
holy crap! few people can be scary and repulsive at the same time.but he pulls it off nicely.
January 10th, 2011
I keep telling them to make sure their dongs dont slip out before they come to the apartment. The doorman is starting to get suspicious!
January 10th, 2011
Transvestites………………more than meets the eyes.
January 10th, 2011
Khadaver Kardashian
January 10th, 2011
“Thats a huge b@!ch!”
Deuce Bigalow
January 10th, 2011
Tranny is surely giving some poor soul the stink – eye!
January 10th, 2011
that’s ok Alice, i don’t need to see the snake…
January 11th, 2011
look out everyone, its Trannysaurous Rex, and shes HUNGRY!
January 11th, 2011
That’s a man!
January 11th, 2011
…Lola???
January 11th, 2011
Now that is just plain terrifing!
January 11th, 2011
Ok, so I’m not the only one who noticed that this dude has smokin’ hot legs. That makes me feel a little better. Maybe he’s pissed cause he can’t decide which restroom to try and “casualy” use?
January 11th, 2011
She looks like the chick that played Blossom. If that’s the case, I’d be mad too.
January 11th, 2011
…then we’re already dead.
January 11th, 2011
I would like to see someone do a” Crocodile Dundee” grab on it to determine the gender.
January 11th, 2011
What in all that is good and evil is that?
January 11th, 2011
I guess he was going clubbin later….but he didn’t look to happy about it.
January 11th, 2011
She’s spotted Bill O’Riley! Pick on someone your own caliber. The Pink Pistol Task Force will bust a cap in yo a$$.
January 12th, 2011
This looks just like Hugh Laurie if he dressed in drag. (Man, I really hope to God Hugh Laurie doesn’t dress in drag)
January 12th, 2011
Someone above said something about “Morticia”., of the Addams Family ..uh, this dude looks more like the Addmas’ butler, Lurch.
“You rang?”
January 12th, 2011
I’ve ALWAYS wondered if Lurch had a wife and what she would look like!!!!!
January 12th, 2011
I’ve always wondered If Lurch had a wife and if he did what it would look like….
January 12th, 2011
I thought Taylor Momsen had dyed her hair brown there for a second.
January 12th, 2011
I’ll give any 1 of you guys $5 to walk up to this guy and ask him to date you.
That’s entertainment.
January 12th, 2011
I think I saw this broad er uh dude….whatever…at the mall the other day. “She didn’t look as angry though, lol….she was sporting a very nice red skirt and purse that even I would wear!
January 13th, 2011
I want some dong slip.
January 13th, 2011
it looks like an evil man woman thngy whos on there cycle
January 14th, 2011
fake, Tom Cruise isn’t that tall
January 15th, 2011
Marilyn Manson comeback tour. Gotta start somewhere.
January 16th, 2011
Ann Coulter? Giving someone “the look” in an Arizona supermarket?
put 2 and 2 together peeps…
January 18th, 2011
This is what you have to look like in order to be hired at Hot Topic.
January 20th, 2011
Arent transvestites supposed to try to look cute and not completely f$#%in scary?
January 20th, 2011
The Adam’s Apple shadow is as dark as the eye shadow. With the wig, this must be a Halloeen pic!
January 29th, 2011
i wanna go to wal mart now
February 1st, 2011
dude just hang yourself do everybody a favor i mean come on
February 3rd, 2011
I thought Goldust lived in Texas
February 10th, 2011
I think he may have gotten the date wrong and thought it was Halloween again!
February 10th, 2011
…. Wtf iz that?!……………….. O_O
February 22nd, 2011
sexy
February 27th, 2011
He looks like the guy form page 21 with the boner
March 7th, 2011
Is that Donald Sutherland? Looks like something went terribly wrong in his pod when they cloned him in “Body Snatchers”.
November 9th, 2011
“Excuse me mame, your balls are showing.”
November 11th, 2011
“it’s some tranny chasers up in here”
February 2nd, 2013
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