January 12th, 2011
Haystack
Hey Scarecrow, while you’re asking the Wizard for a brain, can you see if he will give me an extra pair of underwear, because I just pissed and shit myself. By the way, can you please change your name because you don’t scare anyone. That big devil clown next to you that just made me soil my pants. He can use the word scare, you are now regulated to Walking Hay.
Utah
Haystack,
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That would cause me to run out of the store screaming !!!!!!!!!!
January 12th, 2011
Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me….
January 12th, 2011
Don’t draw any attention to yourself while in scary ass clowns presence, just walk away slowly….
January 12th, 2011
He says “I am a scary monster!” She says “I am the scary monsters friend!”
January 12th, 2011
whole shit i killed that clown last week and hes back alive!!!
January 12th, 2011
I HOPE it was Halloween!
January 12th, 2011
And I thought IT was scary….
January 12th, 2011
Did I miss Halloween??
January 12th, 2011
I don’t know which is more lame/stupid… The picture or the caption!
January 12th, 2011
ot funny. Obviouslly it’s halloween time. Check out the chick in black with the purple in her hair and all the orange boxes full of candy. Sorry.
January 12th, 2011
I think your word processor has autocorrected relegated into regulated.
January 12th, 2011
OK, as funny as this site is, (and i DO enjoy it a lot) they are stretching these photo’s. Obviously this is from Halloween or around that time by seeing the orange boxes in the background.
I mean there are tons of nut jobs that go to Walmart but come on man lets see some good ones!!!!!
Don’t save Halloween pics cause you don’t have anything.
January 12th, 2011
I don’t know which is more lame/stupid.. The picture or the caption!
January 12th, 2011
The orange boxes filled with candy seem to imply that this was a halloween pictue.
January 12th, 2011
Caption fail.
January 12th, 2011
I did not know “it” from steven king was hanging out with “the scare crow” from wizard of oz?
January 12th, 2011
man, if that clown farts she is directly in the line of fire.
January 12th, 2011
And we WONDER why today’s kids have so many issues! I would too after seeing this! I guess we can cancel the clown at Billy’s birthday party this year!
January 12th, 2011
he’s got a head on a stick
January 12th, 2011
I can’t believe that no one standing around them seems to be disturbed at all by that scary ass clown standing there!!!!
January 12th, 2011
relegated
January 12th, 2011
Oh hello no – clowns scare the hell out of me – even so-called happy looking clowns. This would give me nightmares for a month of Sudnays.
January 12th, 2011
That’s one bad ass MF that carries a joker’s head on a pike.
January 12th, 2011
Thats not creepy..like at all..
January 12th, 2011
He looks like he belongs on “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”
January 12th, 2011
He says “I am a scary monster!” She says “I am the scary monsters friend.”
January 12th, 2011
The orange candy boxes in the backround tell me this pic was more than likely taken at Halloween, so I don’t see anything wrong with being in costume–some stores actually hand out candy to trick-or-treaters.
Now, if this was, say, CHRISTMAS, then I’d be worried….
January 12th, 2011
That’s awesome! Would loved to have seen children run in terror at the sight of this guy!
January 12th, 2011
OMG. That’s enough to make me wanna stay out of Walmart forever.
January 12th, 2011
Two words: BANANA PEEL
January 12th, 2011
I like how 98% of the shoppers in this photo aren’t even looking at the scary clown – like it’s an everyday occurrence at Wal-Mart.
January 12th, 2011
He says “I am a scary monster!” She says “I am the scary monster’s friend!”
January 12th, 2011
Well, we cannot blame the greeter for this one. The clown is to tall to have come through the front door.
January 12th, 2011
OMG — Flashback to Steven King’s “IT”. Now I’m gonna have to try and get that movie to see it again . . . . or re-read the book.
The scarecrow looks might scary too.
January 12th, 2011
I always wondered what a mormon juggalo might look like.
January 12th, 2011
I’m terrified of clowns but this one doesn’t bother me. I guess I think this is just what I think the smiley face clowns are hiding.
January 12th, 2011
Hey scarecrow, that is the worst Ghillie Suit I have ever seen.
January 12th, 2011
is he the new greeter? daaaaam
January 12th, 2011
January 12th, 2011
I always knew Walmart was part of Satan’s empire.
January 12th, 2011
Wowza…that is terrifying!
January 12th, 2011
Damn, now I know why people are scared of clowns.
January 12th, 2011
that SHOULD be the greeter at the door… that would be AWESOME
January 12th, 2011
That is a scary clown!
January 12th, 2011
I don’t remember the scarecrow being that fat with tits
January 12th, 2011
I was wondering what happened to the Insane Clown Posse… well okay, not really. He just reminds me of them.
January 12th, 2011
OMFG ………. !!!!!!!
January 12th, 2011
I am Kripples the Clown, Overlord of the Wal-Mart Empire. You might know my wimpy half-brother Ronald. Now you will all bow down to me and shop, as I command, or suffer MY WRATH at the hands of my demonic minions. Now go forth and spend your meager wages as liberally and thoughtlessly as you worship your pop star celebrities. Go forth my mindless zombies!
January 12th, 2011
From the caption: “He can use the word scare, you are now regulated to Walking Hay”
Interesting use of the word ‘regulated’ .
I think the illiterate $%^&* caption writer meant ‘relegated’.
Oh, yeah, and that’s one whack clown.
January 13th, 2011
What’s scary about this is, I just clicked on it, and on the cable music channel, Dangerous Toys just came on. If you’re in the dark on that, Dangerous Toys’ mascot is the same scary, horror clown they use in all of their videos. Ouch…
January 13th, 2011
That SHOULD be the new Wal-Mart greeter. Maybe he’d scare some of those people who are barely dressed into not coming into the store.
I have to say though, I can REALLY appreciate anyone walking on stilts. That takes a lot of practice and very good balance. I learned how to do it in the 5th grade and believe me, I took plenty of falls before I learned. I finally managed to handle 6 foot stilts but was scared to go any higher.
January 13th, 2011
That’s just plain creepy!! I’m sure I’ll have nightmares tonight!
January 13th, 2011
He’s lost and heading to the service desk to page his parents to come get him: the monster from “Cloverfield” and John Wayne Gacy.
January 13th, 2011
Four words: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?
January 13th, 2011
As a walmart employee, I can tell you that this was from Halloween. There are halloween candy boxes everywhere.
On another note, this is nothing compared to what I’ve seen..
January 13th, 2011
If every Walmart had one of these walking around, the wild children would be no more, for fear of pissing off the clown. That would be awesome….
January 13th, 2011
If my 6 year old saw that I could never get her into a Wal Mart again.
January 13th, 2011
I didn’t even notice the scarecrow til I read the whole long-winded caption, and that last line is pretty funny. My “magic red pen” would have edited it this way to highlight the joke more…
“Hey Scarecrow, see if the Wizard will give me an extra pair of underwear, because I just pissed and shit myself. By the way, your friend there is the only one that can use the word scare in his name, you are now relegated to Walking Hay.”
January 13th, 2011
Scarecrow looks like she’s been eating too much fiber. That is one creepy clown.
January 13th, 2011
Damn has the Gene pool dried up???? or was the pool to deep for this clown?
January 13th, 2011
‘IT” and “Killer Clowns From Outer Space” don’t have shit on “Big scary scarecrow demon devil clowns invade Walmart.”
January 13th, 2011
Look at those pants he must be the evil gay pride clown
January 13th, 2011
Wow! What a fanbloodytastic costume! I did “scary clown” one halloween. it was almost this good, but not as big or dramatic and I didn’t think to paint in teeth. Still, it had everyone sidling away from me much more than usual and even old friends couldn’t just sit and gab with me at the party because the makeup scared ‘em away. LOL
January 13th, 2011
Insane Clown Pituitary Gland?
January 13th, 2011
It would be priceless to watch peoples reactions if this were the new Walmart Greeter.
January 13th, 2011
There are stilettos at the end of the stilts
Bwahahahahahahahah!!!
January 13th, 2011
I didn’t notice the scarecrow until I’d finished whimpering in terror.
That clown is evil.
January 13th, 2011
That is one awesome costume. I never understood some peoples’ fear of clowns, but if this is what they are thinking, I can see their point.
January 13th, 2011
Even for Halloween this is messed up though. Could be funnier but it would be hard to beat how scary it is.
January 13th, 2011
This should come with an warning…Clowns are horrible.
ENERGIZER, I live near an amusement park. Once when I was little my family and I went during Halloween, they had people dressed up. Well in this one area there were clowns. I was going around talking to them cause up until this point in my life I had no problem with clowns. I walked up to the tall blue headed one, he had he arms behind his back. I said “Hi’, the next I know he was honking an air horn in my face and beared(sp) his teeth(which were sharp ad jagged) at me. I have been scarred since then.
January 13th, 2011
Had I seen that when I was a kid, I would probably be driving an hour and a half further to go to Target now.
January 13th, 2011
Does anyone know what part of Utah this was taken in? I think I might know that guy.
January 13th, 2011
and I was doing so well in cyber rehab.
January 13th, 2011
I think the reason why people don’t understand the comment is because the freaky clown makes it impossible to see the stocky scarecrow standing next to him.
January 13th, 2011
You just invented a new reality show
January 13th, 2011
……….
January 14th, 2011
I will stop being your cyber enabler…..
January 14th, 2011
@CLOWNHATER:
Wow, sounds like a nightmare :- (
January 14th, 2011
WTF?!?!? Really? My kid who is a little warped wouldnt lke this!
January 14th, 2011
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.
Here I- I-
AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 15th, 2011
I want to punch this guy in the stilts!!!!
January 16th, 2011
That is freaking awesome. Thumbs up all the way!
January 17th, 2011
OMG I love this!
January 18th, 2011
The past tense of “to shit” is “shat”.
Don’t they teach *anything* in high school English classes any more?
January 18th, 2011
Reminds me of that dude on Reno 911 in the hoochie shorts.
January 19th, 2011
I think you mean “relegated to” walking hay. ^_^
January 23rd, 2011
That’s me at the clinton utah walmart. I have fun doing that its fun
February 8th, 2011
ya thats an employee for lagoon . .like the amusment park. . .
April 14th, 2011
Haha, this is just TOO awesome. I never see anything this cool in MY Walmart…
July 16th, 2011
Ok, i know i am late to the game…
But had i been drinking milk when i read your comments…
i would be wiping my nose and computer about now.
December 31st, 2011
Ok, i know this guy personally and he is one of the coolest kindest men on this earth. And yes this was at halloween. he has a couple different outfits he does.
before you go judging people, think there may be a story behind it.
May 1st, 2012
That’s from Halloween time. The big clown is from The Haunted Circus, it’s a haunted house in Utah.
June 18th, 2012
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