I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go.
137 Comments | In: Accidents?, Washington tags: accident, gross.
I am better than you
MAN, thanks a lot i was just about to go to Denny’s for a grand slam and you ruined it with this!
September 9th, 2009
Gross, but still hilarious. I love this site, and from now on, I will never go to a Wal-Mart without my camera. You make me literally lol several times per day!
I’m calling period blood on that one )because I can’t bear to think it is the other). Could happen to the best of us.
MUD BUTT! ROFL!
this dude just had a grand slam and is now starting on the home run.
this site makes my day.
Lots of love from Kosovo
Shart, period blood, or extra-sweaty crotch…no matter how you cut it (ha-ha), it adds up to one big ol’ YUCK!
Did u see the story about walmart security guards beating awoman to death cos they thought she was a shoplifter…its true
Along Came Polly…nice
Not a funny post. People have accidents but do we need to see it?
MMM I WOULD LUV TO LICK DAT SHIT
i would luv to lick dat
I think this picture is just embarassing.
Looks like she has a flat tire, did something in her pants, and had her picture taken.
No worries, they just bought a bulk pack of 70 pairs of underwear for $10.99, and I’m sure there’s a diaper probably laying around the parking lot in case they’ve got an important appointment they don’t have time to change for.
NEVER trust a fart!
Can’t that be an Alli accident?
I think those pants are polyester. Shit won’t come out.
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That is absolutely horrifying!
My friend Shafer Hall describes above activity as “gambling and losing”
Thanks for your insightful commentary, Sharon. It also looks like she drives a blue van and she is in a parking lot.
Another Alli’ victim…..
and nobody can tell it’s a he or she
tomsiler…. gambling and losing – I LOVE it! That’s damn funny!
and noone has mentioned thoose rockin yellow pants…. they are great…
It’s probably the cumwad seeping out of her vag.
i was rofl when i saw this but the poor woman is probably devastated, truth is there will be a time when this happens to all us, sooner or later.
That ain’t a “shart” stain, that’s a “taint” stain. There is a difference ya know!
Everybody shits on themselves at least once in their life. If u say u haven”t ur a damn liar so cut BIG DRAWLS some slack, FUNNY SHET MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s what you get when you park in a handicapped parking spot. You shart your pants while trying to change a tire.
If it is a woman, most likely her Kotex or Tampax failed the moment she started to change the tire on her van.
man that’s some harsh anal leakage!
who cares what the stain is,,,,it typifies another customer of Walmart
They went to Walmart to BUY Depends, they didn’t make it into the store.
September 10th, 2009
Shit! That’s my mother-in-law!
“I know I hid some toilet paper in here somewhere”.
“Support The Sharts”
Nice pooper. Literally.
yummy, i would advice to change these underpants =)
I pooped a little.
Look for them on the rack at The Salvation Army soon. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
c’mon, we all know u guys/gals just wanna walk close and take a whiff…
it may be funny but it’s really wet and runny
September 11th, 2009
Kat, I actually LOLed at my desk… You made my day lmfao
should have taken advantage of the sample aisle today, she must have eaten at walmart as well.
I wonder what the seat of the minivan looks like…gag..Can’t be the first time this has happened.
Underpants? I don’t see no stinkin’ underpants! No panty lines either! This is sheer commando. And I mean that literally.
September 12th, 2009
She is not parked in a handicap spot. Its a handi-crap spot.
Handicrap spot and a sharting cart …. what more could you want?
Funniest pic EVAR!
Can i get a one small photo from your site?
I bet $5 u wouldn’t swipe ur hand under there lol…
support our poops…er troops
I just showed this to my husband, and he’s like, “What? I don’t see it?”, so I moved my laptop closer. He suddenly saw the shart spot and then said, “Ugghhh! From where I was sitting it looked like a shadow!”
Um, no. It’s a SHATow.
I said she has on brown granny panties and it’s not poop in dem granny panties
Maybe they sharted while trying to lift the van?!
ROFLMAFAOTIPOM!!!! thats rollin on the floor laughin my f*ckin ass off til i peed on myself… for those who dont know
September 13th, 2009
Most people pull their pants down to shit/pee, but at least she is squatting
Sprung a leak changin’ the tire
“And Billy Jo told me anal sex would be fine!”
I laughed so hard I shit “myself”!
there’s no such thing as “Fart Confidence”
there’s no such thing as “Fart Confidence” especially, after a Wal-Mart hotdog
This is too funny, I can’t believe what some people will do.
September 14th, 2009
This is too funny. I can’t believe what some people will do. I love the shar-mart.
That is NOT period blood… it is piss, shit… or both.
I think she/he was trying to lift the car with one hand and change the tire with the other and a little poopie came out.
I hope you are changing your tire or measuring the air in it, because it sure looks like your taking a dump in the parking lot.
September 15th, 2009
I have no words… Only laughter and tears.
I have no words… Just laughter and tears.
I guess walmart ran out of depends.
September 16th, 2009
This is a FEAMALE.. U can see her bra line onher back.. But come on this is disgusting, she had to of done squirted herself before squating!! This Website is totally funny, and to believe I worked for Walmart for 3 yrs!! U see too much SH*T in all of them!
2 words: WET FART.
outcome: STANK SHITTY ASS.
Hey this isn’t cool, they had a frickin accident. You can’t sit there and say you’ve never had an accident, you’re just lucky nobody was around to take a picture of it and put it online
September 17th, 2009
Hey who gives a shart? It happens to even the best of us. Everyone doesnt need to take a dump on her for it.
September 18th, 2009
I think it is trying to lift the rear wheel off the ground!
September 19th, 2009
If anybody takes offense to pics on this site, they must be Walmart shoppers that haven’t been caught by the cams yet!!!
Who tightened these Fuckin’ Lug nuts!! Made me shit my pants… Wait, this Butt putty might help loosen these up!
Man those lug nuts are tight. I shoulda called AAA before I sharted myself!
That is SWASS at its best!
September 20th, 2009
To the person that wrote “Never trust a fart” …..
That is hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
OMG laughing so hard, I’m gonna piss my pants LOL LOL LOL I will look like him then!
I just feel bad for this poor person
A lot of your guys’ period theories would be correct if the vagina was located directly inside the anal canal. That my friends is most definitely a shart.
September 22nd, 2009
I cahn fixa dis frat tire like fat, razy American worker! Nubiyagi Asanuniki! Brrrrpt!
The chit fart separator had a slight malfunction. It happens to the best of us. Butt.. this chit is funny.
lmao! thats greatness
September 23rd, 2009
I think that is just a bad case of ass sweat.
holy moses! if she’d used a jack to change the tire maybe she wouldn’t have grunted out a shart…?!
September 24th, 2009
Damn!! I lost my grip on that one!!
The famouse terrorist Isheet MaDraws is planting ANOTHER bomb!!!!
September 26th, 2009
Are you sure this isn’t the Taco Bell parking lot?
Ok, I have PMP laughing at the comments! Thank God I am home where no one can get a photo a my stain!!!
September 27th, 2009
I was just intoduced to this website today by a friend I used to work with at our local Wal-Mart. I have to say I haven’t stopped laughin. Although I do feel really bad for any of these poor ppl gettin caught on film, it makes me want to start takin my camera wherever I go! ROFL
September 28th, 2009
OMG………. LMFAO……..thats f***ing great
September 29th, 2009
Laundry detergent and Spray and Wash, aisle 11, toilet paper and wet wipes, aisle 13…
October 1st, 2009
i see a piece of corn
October 2nd, 2009
I think that’s ass sweat.
whatever that is, ass sweat, corn, or the need for wet wipes and laundry detergent, it made my day
October 3rd, 2009
You sure that’s a human and not the chimp that the zoo is looking for?
October 4th, 2009
Does anyone else also find humor in the fact that “Polly Poopy Pants” is fixing a flat tire, while parked in a handicapped spot?!?!?! I guess this person thinks “sharting” qualifies as a handicap. Wow!
October 6th, 2009
Leakage…I get that too
October 7th, 2009
That’s gonna itch when it dries!!
Does that make anyone refuse a game of football when it’s raining.
Maybe the other players will think you sharted.
Damn that’s 2 hazards!! 1) Biological 2) If those yellow pants were to rip, someone might mistake it for a yellow cab and try to get in…..
October 9th, 2009
Are you sure that’s a shart? Looks a lot like that seem slip to me!
October 10th, 2009
I almost burst an artery laughing at this one!!
October 13th, 2009
What are the odds of springing two leaks at the same time?
October 16th, 2009
When you laugh and something comes out of ur a*s for a while, and then gets back in (if you’re lucky), it’s called a “turtle neck”
just can’t add anything to sharted…..friggin hElarious!!!!!!!!!!!11
October 18th, 2009
Clearly it’s a rip in her pants along the seem and you are seeing the underwear showing. (the dark coloured panties you can see thru the threadbare yellow pants)
October 19th, 2009
THAT IS PIG SWEAT. NOT BROWN ENOUGH FOR SHIT
October 21st, 2009
They call me “SkidMark” for short
October 25th, 2009
“Not only do I have to change the tire, now I have to change my shorts”
October 28th, 2009
Whatever it is… yuck.
October 29th, 2009
She strained so much she @$!# herself
November 5th, 2009
You guys kill me, I love this site!!! If you are dumb enough to come out in public like that then YOU are fair game!!!!
November 9th, 2009
Looks like something you would do !
November 13th, 2009
If this sort of nature-inspired cruelty will come to us sooner or later, I say that’s the best reason to wear black jeans every day for the rest of our lives! Yellow polyester, that was just asking for trouble!
November 21st, 2009
Uh…. did I forget to pull my pants down??? Fuck it!
November 23rd, 2009
Looks like someone couldn’t wait for Stone Cold to get back with the diapers. Someones just askin for a Stone Cold Stunner!
I just giggled so hard I peed a little! I’d never heard the expression sharted before. I can’t wait to use it tomorrow!
November 29th, 2009
Myrtle Playboy J
Droppin’ it hot……
November 30th, 2009
Trip to Wal-Mart, $3
Pants from Wal-Mart, $7
Can of Fix-A-Flat, $4
Getting your picture taken immediately after you shart in the parking lot of Wal-Mart while repairing tire… PRICELE$$…
December 3rd, 2009
I just dont want to believe this…I just cant…
October 28th, 2010
The odds of having two blow outs at the same time are asstronomical.
April 11th, 2011