Unicorny



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Grandma, I’m so confused. The custom applied rainbow and unicorn scream that on the other side is a pleasant elderly lady, but the jean jacket screams I smoke Pall Mall unfiltered cigarettes at Molly Hatchet concerts.

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Unicorny, 7.0 out of 10 based on 8 ratings

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  1. mike reiley

    She so happy she is blowing zipitty do da,s out her ass

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    January 13th, 2011

  2. notalenthack

    she’s trying to see what the fiber content is to calculate the turnaround time on that popcorn…

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  3. Paula

    Epic fail on this picture. I’ve seen much much worse. This lady has her tits covered, her ass covered, etc.. Do better.

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  4. MamaK

    What kind of jacket would you rather she put it on? That said, the caption was hilarious.

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  5. mary

    Picture not so POW worthy but the caption is hilarious!!!

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  6. Wally

    the description of this photo is weaker than the photo… FAIL

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  7. Wes

    “Let’s see…what goes better with Jack Daniels shots…..Orville Redenbacher or Pop Smart?”

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  8. mary

    The picture is not POW worthy but the caption is hilarious!!

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  9. Corey

    Wow, remember when this site was funny? Those were the days, weren’t they?

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  10. beejay

    I hope that this grandma has a life of rainbows and unicorns, and the time spent embroidering this jacket wasn’t while in front of the tv watching Jerry Springer, smokin her Pall Malls, feeding her cats, looking out the window of the trailer watching for the mailman to deliver her social security check.

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  11. madz1962

    Wes – now THAT’s funny! (I can’t seem to vote so I thought I’d give you a shout out!).

    As for me? I’ve got nothing on this picture.

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  12. not-so-big girl

    does anyone else want to reach into the picture and put that one box upright? or is it just me???

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  13. troy

    Unicorn with benefits!

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  14. I don’t see this one as PoWM worthy but to speak to the applique on the denim jacket…really where else would you put it.

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  15. countrykate

    Her jacket matches the bed set (sheets, pillow cases and quilt) I had as a six year old. I still have the quilt, which my dog uses as a bed.

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  16. Prisilly

    she really likes things that have to do with corn; uniCORN, popCORN. I like those things too. she seems like a nice ole gal!

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  17. Stacy

    I bet the person she borrowed the jacket from wears ass shorts and bikini tops……to walmart

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  18. Butch

    Would have been cute for an 8 year old. If it was the right size and clean.

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  19. Netjnke

    Why do I have a feeling … it’s a guy?

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  20. Lady Venom

    shes had that jacket since she was 9

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  21. Nancy

    Didn’t Molly Hatchet do a song about unicorns???

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  22. boob

    I think this lady has a …..Pop-secret.

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  23. Caroline

    Maybe her pet unicorn likes popcorn

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  24. dave

    Aaannnndd, just why can’t a ‘pleasant elderly lady’ smoke coffin-nails at Molly Hatchet concerts? Or for that matter at punk music concerts, or German Techno?

    Sheesh, editor, lighten up a little before you get a permanently cramped sphincter.

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  25. pswap

    Caption is great but Wes’ comment is even better!

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  26. Jill

    I would actually wear this jacket…I am a child of the 70′s and love unicorns. What is wrong with Molly Hatchet?? Wow…next thing you know i am going to be on POW with my butterfly appliqued jean jacket. Yes I have one and crocheted the applique myself. :)

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  27. Snoozen

    Hey Prisilly:

    That was pretty corny!!! LOL

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  28. popanator

    I would like Spiderman or Batman on the back of my jacket.

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  29. jersygrl

    I see nothing wrong with this. When you’re old you can wear whatever you want.

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  30. HORACE N. UNICORN

    MOM? IS THAT YOU?

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  31. Jen

    Her granddaughter has been begging for that jacket for years, but Granny ain’t giving it away for nothing and nobody.

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  32. Frank

    Is that a picture of the unicorn that Neil Patrick Harris was riding in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay? She must have eaten as many shrums as he did to decide to sow it on her jacket.

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  33. Barry d'Morte

    Wow, my jacket from the 70′s is all worn out and torn up. Congrats to her for keeping hers in tip top shape. You youngsters are just jealous.

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  34. Zole

    What’s wrong with Molly Hatchett?

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  35. Son of Sam's Club

    My inner artist tells me this picture really needs a cart filled with over 100 cans of cat food next to her.

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  36. RUKIDNME

    It’s Maxine, the Hallmark Card lady!

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  37. Pro Lazy

    It’s Maxine, the Hallmark Card lady!

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  38. Duardo

    Hey Charlie….let’s go to candy cane mountain…yeah Charlie…..candy cane mountainnnn.

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  39. kaos

    whats wrong with pall mall non-filter & molly hatchet ?

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    January 14th, 2011

  40. IHATEUWALMART

    @ JILL – I totally like her jacket, too. Nothing wrong with that!

    And I can’t give thumbs up/down to anyone’s comment, either, AGAIN. :-(

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  41. Big Sweaty (Biker)

    Does anyone one see taht she has a bad case of the munchies….she is in the popcorn isle…!!! oh, you go Granny……..we know you know how to use those hair clips…. in a pinch…….pass the bong ……..I mean “EAR!”

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  42. libra

    I love her jacket! I think it is pretty. You guys suck.

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  43. You Guys Are Great

    I had that same jacket when I was like 6! My mom made it for me.

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  44. riverbrat

    Re Dave: You said what I was going to say! Cool.

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    January 15th, 2011

  45. prudence

    That jacket is sweet!! I would wear it.

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  46. Me

    I think Lisa Frank just died.

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    January 18th, 2011

  47. James

    come on charlie we’re going to the candy mountain!

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    January 20th, 2011

  48. Please keep this lady away from the hipsters, she wouldn’t stand a chance.

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    February 3rd, 2011

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