September 9th, 2009
‘Cause I Like To Party!
Let’s run through my rock star list….Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo? – u know i love my mom; Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at the midriff – check;….. He is an official ROCK STAR!
Oklahoma
'Cause I Like To Party!,
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how did you forget the socks?
September 9th, 2009
I like the mismatched socks too.
September 9th, 2009
That dude has to be stoned!
September 9th, 2009
He has a kid with him! I can’t believe that someone actually reproduced with him! *gag*
September 9th, 2009
Glorious!!
September 9th, 2009
Maybe he looked better some time ago?
September 9th, 2009
Wow, Brett Michaels really let himself go…
September 9th, 2009
Everything about this screams – CATCH! Do you think I could get his number?
September 9th, 2009
Somebody actually had sex with this guy. Without birth control. And then let him take the kid to WalMart. This is a sad state of affairs.
September 9th, 2009
HE? that is a DUDE?
September 9th, 2009
Joe Dirt really let himself go!
September 9th, 2009
The sad part, his kid thinks he’s the coolest.
September 9th, 2009
looks like not only are the socks mismatched, but are those 2 different shoes?!
September 9th, 2009
STAGED!!!!! i have that same mullet wig lol
September 9th, 2009
I have to say Mel Gibson has really had it tough since his latest arrest.
September 9th, 2009
wow….if I could only meet a guy like this….my life would be complete!!! lol
September 9th, 2009
All I can say is WOW!!! Please someone get him a vasectomy fast!!
September 9th, 2009
What a hot mess!
September 9th, 2009
I AM NOW CONVINCED GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR TAKE SOME FLICS IN ALABAMA AT THE WALMART ON SPARKMAN DR, NOT ONLY THE SHITTIEST WALMART ON EARTH, SOME OF THE BEST LAUGHS TOO
September 9th, 2009
With that mullet hairdo and the decal on his arm you’d think that he was part of a WWF team. But, with his guts hanging out and those Bat Man goggles, who knows what he’s trying to be.
September 9th, 2009
I did not notice the shoes…I was trying to figure out if that was a Batman mask
September 9th, 2009
Let’s be fair to the ladies – he might be a kidnapper and not the father.
September 9th, 2009
Didnt notice the socks?
September 9th, 2009
Damn, I’m living in the wrong state…
September 9th, 2009
His poor poor child
September 9th, 2009
Daddy your at Walmart again!!
September 9th, 2009
dang. you forgot the mis-matched socks…
September 9th, 2009
Ya’lls jus jelous. Homeboy partys hard wit dat style. Bet he gots the sweet piece u ass in the car waitin for him!
September 9th, 2009
EPIC FASHION & DARWIN FAIL!
September 9th, 2009
that poor kid in the cart
September 9th, 2009
@SoCal: that would be a Darwin Success! – He definitely gets the Award
September 9th, 2009
How can the cashier hold a straight face?
September 9th, 2009
“Any picture submitted must have the full consent of the person(s) in the picture and the person(s) must be over the age of 18. This includes both single persons and groups.”
The kid in the cart don’t look 18 to me.
September 9th, 2009
What’s Dog the Bounty hunter doing in WalMart?
September 9th, 2009
Looking at the thickness of his lower legs which don’t appear to match, I began to wonder if the black sock that is pulled all the way up might perhaps be covering up a prosthetic leg, as his other sock is pushed down a bit.
September 9th, 2009
This has to be Ruidoso, NM
September 10th, 2009
The mullet is actually a wig they sell. I know because I bought that same mullet wig for a Halloween party.
September 10th, 2009
I like the look on the cashier. I think he can’t hear his own thoughts over the sound of AWESOME emanating from that piece of man meat.
September 10th, 2009
Bubba wig, mask, mis-matched socks. This guy’s dressed for Halloween. Although it is possible to see someone actually dressed like this as a matter of course, which this site so abundantly proves.
September 10th, 2009
hey thats The Dog!!
September 10th, 2009
What makes the outfit is the socks – it brings it all together!
The kid lucked out with his outfit.
September 10th, 2009
Kid’s face is blurred and mostly from the back so it meets the criteria. I spent an inordinate amount of time looking at the socks and think (hope) it is the baby momma standing next to him but she is blocked by his glory.
I was convinced Ohio. Darwin, you LOSE. You get NOTHING. Good day.
September 10th, 2009
I can’t tell if those are mismatched socks or if there is someone standing next to him. Because those legs look a little mismatched, too.
September 10th, 2009
You forgot to mention his fabulously matching socks!
September 10th, 2009
I feel so bad for that child. I just hope thats not his dad. He will be so teased at school if his dad dresses like this to take him to school.
September 10th, 2009
did anyone else notice the two different color socks. i put my money on amateur wrestler.
September 10th, 2009
So a few things just need to be said:
1. The kid has a bowl cut. This is what I like to see. Daddy is raising the kid to be just like him getting used to sporting outdated haircuts with pride.
2. Those perfectly matching socks are lovely. The thing I like the most is their not even the same length. 10 out of 10 for style.
3. Why buy a large beater when the mediums are on sale in the clearance bin three sections over. I mean honestly if it aint tight it aint right.
4. Who wants to bet this guy drives a super old poorly maintained muscle car? Any takers?
Love this site keep it up.
September 10th, 2009
A man that looks like that should not be allowed to have children. Ever.
September 10th, 2009
@ goocenn
Nobody cares, that’s only there to protect the site owner from liability.
September 10th, 2009
Who cares about what he looks like, as long as he is a good dad? I hear a lot of yupster dads complain because they feel that people judge their parenting skills on the fact that they have tattoos. How is that any different? I just know that everyone on this site laughing at others (who are, in many instances, less “fortunate”) will never grow old, and will certainly never look unhip or out of style.
September 10th, 2009
Swap the tank top for a fishnet cutoff shirt, add some roller skates…
September 10th, 2009
This guy is awesome. He reams the 12 inch shits. For sure he goes home and beats the fuck out of his useless grocery clerk wife. He’s probably using her employee discount card. He’s gonna go home, lock the kid in the closet and spank it to whatever he can find on basic tv.
September 10th, 2009
I particulary like the two different socks! …
September 10th, 2009
I wore different colored socks for a while, but never rocked them like this guy.
September 10th, 2009
he prob just picks up girls like no ones business!! i gotta get me some of those clothes.. which isle do they sell them cutoffs?
September 10th, 2009
This looks like Stiffler in Old School!!!
YES! That’s awesome! YES!
You should pull that out, that shit aint cool man!
Wait…pull what out?
The DART man! You gotta fuckin DART in your neck! LOL!
September 10th, 2009
Is this at the 111th & Memorial location???????
September 10th, 2009
The mullet is a wig. I have the same one and wore it last Halloween
September 10th, 2009
What’s up with the socks ?
September 10th, 2009
This is why the muslims hate us.
September 10th, 2009
He probably lost a bet and his buddies made him go shopping like that.
September 10th, 2009
You forgot he has on two different colored socks…
September 10th, 2009
Anybody notice that there are two different socks on his guy?
September 10th, 2009
OK….didn’t anyone notice that he has a CHILD….WOW….poor kid!!!!!
September 10th, 2009
THE 2 different color socks seal the deal!
September 11th, 2009
From the child to the cashier: “My Granddaddy just came home from the joint. Mommy says we have to call him Lurlene now and throw pennies at him when he walks by. Do you think I’ll need therapy later?”
September 11th, 2009
What is dawg the bountyhunter doing in Oklahoma? Where is Beth? Oh well… Go with Christ bra.
September 11th, 2009
I have to agree about the 2 diff. colored socks I thought the same thing. This guy is priceless
September 11th, 2009
Someone let him have responsibility over a child!?!?!
September 11th, 2009
And then the mixed matched socks. A classy way to top things off.
September 11th, 2009
how does the cashier have a straight face???
September 11th, 2009
Is that a man or a woman? Either is butt ugly.
September 11th, 2009
How about the fact that his sunglasses are on upside down… motha f-in p i m p.
September 11th, 2009
“Wake me up before you go-go
Don’t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo”
September 11th, 2009
I can hear this conversation: “Daddy, I gotta pee pee.” “Hang on boy. I gotta git ya momma’s maxi pads before she bleeds all over the double wide.” “Sir, that’s a Hooters gift card.”
September 11th, 2009
This seasons hottest trend, that’s right ladies!!…mismatched socks!! They look absolutely stunning with your cutoff shorts and trashy wifebeater!! Nothing says summer like and “Mom” tattoo!!! Stunning!!
September 11th, 2009
brett michaels in a few years… or maybe this IS him, INCOGNITO. yep. its bret michaels.
September 11th, 2009
its bret michaels.
September 11th, 2009
Looks like a poor man’s Bret Michaels….
September 11th, 2009
looks to me like he’s not wearing missmatched socks…but is missing as foot.
no?
look closely
September 11th, 2009
Yep, that’s all he needs is roller skates – then he’d be Truckin’
September 11th, 2009
he could at leat wear some matching sox !!
September 11th, 2009
Sweet Home Oklahoma….
September 11th, 2009
Hey, that’s me!
September 11th, 2009
Hey! That’s me!
September 11th, 2009
I love the fact his kid in the cart is better dresses.
September 11th, 2009
Umm – Did anyone see the two different socks? This guy thinks of ALL the details.
September 11th, 2009
He’s getting ready for a Sooners tailgate party. He’s not just a member of the Toby Keith fanclub. He’s the vice president !
September 11th, 2009
That kid has about as good of a chance of graduating high school as his dad does at getting off welfare…
September 11th, 2009
Wal-Mart’s new Bad Ass Express Aisle.
September 11th, 2009
How the hell did he get a woman to sleep with him, even once, to have a child? Or… maybe he’s a manny. The creepiest manny ever!!!!
September 11th, 2009
Um.. is that Bret Michaels??? I guess this was between Rock of Love seasons.
September 11th, 2009
What about the socks?!?! One black and one white? I’m just impressed he is wearing any!!!
September 12th, 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus if he didn’t have Hannah Montana to fall back on.
September 12th, 2009
Love the two toned socks too!
September 12th, 2009
Oklahoma…Only two things come from Oaklahoma….Steers & Queers…Well I don’t see any horns boy so that pretty much narrows it down..
September 12th, 2009
you forgot the one white sock one black sock…
September 12th, 2009
I just feel sorry for the kid. He couldn’t of done anything that bad to get this kind of punishment.
September 12th, 2009
I bet my last dollar he is an amateur professional wrestler!
September 12th, 2009
Everyone in Oklahoma dresses like this.
September 12th, 2009
Don’t forget the mismatched socks.
September 12th, 2009
That’s a He!?!?
September 12th, 2009
Has nobody else noticed the Halloween jack-o-lantern on the right?
September 12th, 2009
this cant be real…. u forgot the kid’s mushroom cut!
September 12th, 2009
ONLY IN OKLAHOMA PEOPLE!!! LOL
September 12th, 2009
I think this is a Halloween costume. Look to the right side of the picture. There’s a pumpkin/jack-o-lantern there. I just can’t believe that ANYONE would dress like that on purpose. If so, the poor little boy, if this is his role model.
September 12th, 2009
and everyone thinks that people look like this in mississippi….um, not quite this bad!
September 12th, 2009
You really can buy anything at Wal Mart. This guy just bought a kid.
September 12th, 2009
it’s too late, he’s already REPRODUCED!!!!
September 12th, 2009
This makes me sad to live here! And sick!
September 12th, 2009
@ Leeann, my thoughts EXACTLY LMAO!
September 12th, 2009
LMAO! Outdated bowlcut haircut.
September 13th, 2009
OMG That is the store I work at, Someone helps us all.
September 13th, 2009
I bet he’s a tender lover
September 13th, 2009
Are you sure that’s a GUY?
September 13th, 2009
You missed one long black sock on his right foot and the lower-profile white sock on the left…
September 13th, 2009
you forgot his illegitimate son in the cart! haha
September 13th, 2009
Looks like someone found Brett Michael’s twin
September 13th, 2009
Insert Tony Little joke here.
September 13th, 2009
And the bad thing of this is that he has a kid with him! I bet that poor kid is traumatized for LIFE having to look at that everyday!
September 13th, 2009
The scary part is that he has a child with him! He has reproduced!
September 13th, 2009
This guy is such a freak that I am actually curious about what’s sticking out of his pocket
September 13th, 2009
The cashiers must have to take some kind of “keeping a straight face” course. Or they’ve gotten used to it. Or they’re thinking “my hero”.
September 13th, 2009
Nice Kentucky Waterfall.
September 13th, 2009
The cashier that is checking him out said that it was even worse from the front. He had fake teeth and was wearing makeup.
September 14th, 2009
I think it is staged… even in Oklahoma that would be considered a crappy outfit… Sadly, I think staged images are going to be floodin’ this page…
On the other hand, this could be a walmart down thar in Delaware County….
September 14th, 2009
he’s a rock star alright… if the rocks are crack.
September 14th, 2009
THis isn’t 1985 Van Halen, move on!
September 14th, 2009
He actually seems like a pretty cool guy.
He must had lots of chicks in the 80s.
September 14th, 2009
Hey, the town near our closest Wal Mart recently held their 2nd Annual Redneck Festival, and the guy who won the Mr. Redneck Costume Contest (for the 2nd straight year I might add), said he wasn’t in costume but it’s how he normally dresses! The sad thing is that these folks breed and vote.
September 14th, 2009
Is that Bret Michael’s! LOL
September 14th, 2009
you forgot to mention the mismatched socks….wow. I’m scared of this dude
September 14th, 2009
Leave him alone people, he’s shopping for his kid. Getting the kid clothes to look like him for “Extreme Makeover: Inbreed Edition”
September 15th, 2009
I know this guy!
September 15th, 2009
That’s actually Toby Keith. This is how he goes out when he doesn’t want to be recognized
September 15th, 2009
The proper term for a cutoff pair of jeans now acting as shorts is ‘Jorts’
September 15th, 2009
That poor kid in the cart has NO SHOT.
September 15th, 2009
hahah did anyone notice that his socks are both different lengths and colors?
September 15th, 2009
Hullow! The Socks!
September 15th, 2009
Its a bit, you can tell its a costume. Wal Mart sells that exact mullet wig aroung halloween. Just a normal dude bitting on inbreds.
Still funny though.
September 15th, 2009
Look carefully and you’ll see that it’s in fact two people; there’s a woman standing right behind the guy, it’s her sock that’s white.
September 16th, 2009
Don’t forget about the miss matched socks!
September 16th, 2009
Dog the Bounty Hunter’s fat Cousin!
September 16th, 2009
Perfect example of why oklahoma is aka “bizzaroworld”. Full of gems like this one.
September 16th, 2009
the socks, no, i can’t believe it, he’s got mismatched socks. dude?
September 16th, 2009
How in the world does the checker NOT just burst out laughing? I guess it is in Oklahoma, so maybe this sort of thing is pretty common.
September 16th, 2009
Did you take this pix in Polk County FL?
September 16th, 2009
you forgot to mention the mismatched socks.
September 17th, 2009
There is also the obligatory and essential – 4 year old with a mullet
September 17th, 2009
please tell me this was Halloween…. im embarrassed to be from oklahoma
September 17th, 2009
Are we sure the kid is his?? I mean he looks kinda scared!!
September 18th, 2009
Look, it’s Toby Keith!
September 18th, 2009
poor kid. i hope some one teaches him better before its too late.
September 18th, 2009
Hey… I think the guy is actually the kids mother… Talk about sexy… wooo woo
September 18th, 2009
I looked closer…. One blue shoe with white sock and one grey shoe with long black sock….. Know what we used to say about a gal with on one sock on…
September 18th, 2009
Isn’t that David Lee Roth?
September 18th, 2009
now i know why walmart always put me in a bad mood
September 18th, 2009
Hey, look…Bret Michaels shops at Walmart too! Right on!
September 18th, 2009
After perusing this sight I have realized something….I need to party with Oklahoma people…
September 19th, 2009
That poor kid with him….
September 19th, 2009
..and I’m especially loving the Muffin Top!!!! Can’t get enough!!!
September 19th, 2009
I didn’t know that Bret Michels shopped at Walmart!
September 19th, 2009
Dont forget his mismatched socks, can go out without em,
September 19th, 2009
Have y’all ever heard the song “If you’re God’s gift to women, then God got it wrong”…………….
September 20th, 2009
this was staged. that mullet is fake. i got one just like it from a wal-mart ironically enough
September 21st, 2009
Did everyone miss his two different socks………….sexy……….hmmmmm
September 21st, 2009
I didn’t know Brian Bosworth still lived in OKLAHOMA!!!! LMAO
September 21st, 2009
I didn’t know Brian Bosworth still lived in OKLAHOMA!!!! LMAO
September 21st, 2009
One Word: DIBS!!!!
September 21st, 2009
LOL, this is almost identical to what my friend looked like at a white trash themed party. Also nobody… and I mean nobody would tie their wife-beater up like that, I hope. With the jack-o-lantern in the right, I’m going to go with quite possibly a fake. Plus, the kid is at least wearing a T-shirt rather than the nascar wife-beater for kids. Whether fake or real, bravo.
September 22nd, 2009
H ah ahahaahahahahahahah!!!!! You guys beat me to the sock comment
September 22nd, 2009
I love how when he got dressed, he probably looked at his shirt and made a conscious decision that his shirt was too long, and really did need to be rolled up
September 22nd, 2009
this guy had to lose a dare there is no way anyone is this nuts! i am shocked the cops do not just take his kid away as he checks out.
September 24th, 2009
Check out those socks, I dunno though, I think it’s a joke.. The kid seems to be pretty classy.. Although.. eh, dad’s stayin’ classy for sure.
September 25th, 2009
At the very right of the picture, you can see a Halloween pumpkin decoration. This guy was already in costume. I think a few of these pics fall into the same category.
September 25th, 2009
That is not a orange pumpkin on the right. It’s a WET FLOOR sign.
September 26th, 2009
How can the workers at Walmart take all these people seriously?
September 26th, 2009
I hope for the child’s sake that man lost a bet
September 26th, 2009
OMG!! Who let him out??
September 27th, 2009
look at those socks! oh, and I am praying that the kid in the basket perhaps belongs to someone else…
September 30th, 2009
We’re missing the obvious, folks! Wal-Mart must have hired a Billy Ray Cyrus impersonator to usher in their new trailer park chic Miley Cyrus clothing line.
September 30th, 2009
Noooo….its the mismatching socks that make him the total ROCK STAR! package.
September 30th, 2009
After seeing the first hundred or so pics on this website, I ask, where else would you make a fashion statement like this but Walmart?
October 2nd, 2009
Not only different shoes, but a white sock and a black sock?!?!?!
October 2nd, 2009
all good things
October 3rd, 2009
isn’t this bret michaels the Rock of Love dude?
October 5th, 2009
does anyone care if they go to walmart dressed like that these days?
October 5th, 2009
If you’d looked closely, you would have seen that the black “sock: is an ankle brace. You can see it narrow into the shoe and the bits of sock in front and back of it.
October 6th, 2009
His socks dont even match.
October 11th, 2009
OMG!! This looks like my ex husband!! LMAO. Jenny, you let Donnie out?!?!?! Or did he sneak out? Is that little Donnie Jr. with him? Boy he’s getting big!
October 14th, 2009
matching socks….shit!!!!
October 14th, 2009
Um you forgot the Oakleys! Cuz nothing says style like wearing them inside!
October 14th, 2009
OH My GOD!!!! And he has reproduced, Why oh why don’t we require some simple requirements to have children……like do these socks match? Neuter Him!
October 15th, 2009
hey billy ray dont forget my 6 pack…
October 17th, 2009
Um… Make fun all you want. He’ll kick your ass. Mainly because the only 4 syllable phrase he’s likely to muster is, “I’ll kick your ass.”
October 17th, 2009
wow… and he cant even match his socks… wtf is the problem with this?? lol i think this guy needs to seriously go shopping for some “Normal” clothes
October 19th, 2009
Bret Michaels has a kid?
October 22nd, 2009
omg is that his kid in the basket? someone either had sex with him or left him in charge of their child
October 26th, 2009
The real sad thing is that his kid is going to grow up thinking that dressing like that is normal!
October 30th, 2009
Is it my imagination(?) or does this hottie also have two different socks on?
Yum! I I’m glad my wife didn’t eye him first!
October 30th, 2009
I’m fairly certain I’ve seen this guy doing cheesy rap videos on youtube.
November 1st, 2009
this is staged. come on people. mullet wig, sharpie tat, two different socks, and a kid thats dressed normal. take this one down peopleofwalmart
November 1st, 2009
How in the world can some one like that even
November 11th, 2009
agree. totally staged. not even that funny even if it was real
November 17th, 2009
is she buying a baby??
November 21st, 2009
When Axl Rose finally finished the “Chinese Democracy” album, he could finally let himself go …
November 21st, 2009
You forgot:
2 different color of socks on, CHECK!!
ha ha ha
November 27th, 2009
You missed that he has TWO different color socks on
December 4th, 2009
whats wrong with mullets
October 4th, 2011
Damn right at the walmart in my town I missed seeing this damn it now I’ll be in the corner crying.
January 29th, 2012
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