We get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please change.
144 Comments | In: Nevada, Walmart Fashion
I think her outfit just threw up on itself. Either that or her clothes are trying not to touch her skin.
September 10th, 2009
i think she just came back from an audition for a White Snake video….
The 80′s called and want their bad fashion back! Unlike you they are embarrassed!
So who won? Her or the Lawnmower?
nevada? i think she’s on her way to burning man.
Strangely turned on...
I think that’s kind of hot… in a sicko sort of way.
What, no leg warmers? I guess they’re at the cleaners.
Actually, I think she could rock the leggings if she kept everything else really neutral. Wait, did I say “rock the leggings?” Really? Holy crap…
Look at the shoulders on that chick!!!! She could whip White Snake, Paula Abdoul and MC Hammers ass all at the same time!
Hey, I have a shirt like that…… I use it as a rag!
Pretty much makes you want to lick her hippie-stenched backsweat right through the rips in her shirt, hey?
I love how that shirt captures the essence of her back-fat vagina.
Classy how the bra straps match the top.
makes me think about Dog the Bounty Hunters wife….Must be beth’s long lost sister??
Close encounters of the weed-whacker kind.
I’ve heard of a but crack….but not a back crack. lol
She should get her cat declawed. Might save her wardrobe.
Let’s get physical. Physical. I wanna get physicalllll.
I wonder what she plans to do with those cucumbers….? She doesn’t look like the salad type to me…
Does that say “Jumbo Diva”?
thank god the picture didnt show the front… dont think my monitor would survive….
well the look of the 80′s is back, but like I always say, if you wore it once you can’t wear it again, not at least all at the same time.
the 80′s are back, but two things if you wore it once you can’t wear it again. secondly not all at the same time either, she looks like the 80′s threw up on her.
Seriously, I think our cats are related.
makes me not wanna eat my veggies
I don’t think the salad will do any good, sweetie.
Roller derby or burning man. Sometimes I gotta run errands like that after practice.
does it say jumbo diva on her ass? she has a nice rack, if only they weren’t on her back
This isn’t all that bad, I’ve seen much worse…okay so the back doesn’t look that bad. Just wondering about the front…hmmm
Yeah, she should really lose the doo rag. How tacky!
ARE WE SURE THAT’S NOT PAULA? TOO MANY PILLS THIS TIME
I think it actually says Mambo Diva. My God please, not the Mambo…
That’s just disgusting…
dang she one ugley stripper
like mr pregnant says, “i got an ass on my back, an ass on my back, an ass on my back”
actually it says ZUMBA on her butt and it is an exercise outfit.
September 11th, 2009
Eyes are burning, eyes are burning, eyes are burning . . . .
Ok, she looks out of place in the produce section……
her back is trying to eats way out of that shirt!
tiffany b. if u don’t have something nice to say, please don’t say anything
Thats one big melon
I wonder how long it took her to squeeze all of “that” in those clothes?
I’m embarrassed to say this woman is probably my age. Like someone I could have gone to high school with. Scissoring the hell out of your clothes was all the rage when I was a teenybopper. Of course there’s always those who take it too far.
someone should probably tell her back crack is also wack
Looks like a Burning Man transient to me…
Your girlfriend lied like hell honey, when she said; ” Oh you look great in that”. Why do people not have mirrors in their homes anymore?
Probably one of those burning man freaks…. try shopping next to one of those people they smell so bad! UGH
I think I’m in love
I am speechless. WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!??
Like my Grandmother says, some people don’t own a full length mirror
Is it Halloween? My eyes! My eyes! Aaaagghhurrgghh!
That ass crack goes all the way up between her shoulder blades!
Nevada. I knew we would get on here soon! I am not disappointed!
Talk about back clevage. I don’t even wanna to know what the front of her looks like.
“SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!”
That woman has a second butt on her back! Quick – someone call Ripleys or the Mutter Museum!
Wonder why she’s standing in front of the cucumbers???
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
Her ass crack goes all the way up to her shoulder blades!
I’m guessing she didn’t realize Burning Man was over…either that or she just thought she would continue the fun all the way to home!
Not only did she get lost in the outfit, her ass also lost its way cause it seems to have relocated to her back! WTH is the crack in the middle of her back!!!
September 12th, 2009
She is wearing Zumba pants! I’m a Zumba instrutor and I have never seen a participant look like that… Wow!!!
I took this at the walmart on eastern at russel near the airport. What the picture doesn’t so is that she was at least 50 years old.
“I WANNA ROCK”
Is it just me or do the veggies seem like they are cringing to you too?
stop dressing your girlfriend in halloween clothes and taking pix in the produce section
I dont even want to know how she got into that get up or haw she’s getting out. To top it off… she’s a diva according to her ass
Her parents just let her out. Yes, she appears 50ish. She’s going through her 3rd and 4th childhood.
I would so hit it!
Not a suprise this is in Nevada…. We see some crazy **it here!
No matter what-that fat aint hiding
I can’t even think of something to say.
Is that her butt crack on her back?
EGATS!!! I have NEVER seen a shirt so tight it caused BACK CLEVAGE!!!
Now I love a good 80s throw back and some nice movement clothes but: Back cleavage = never okay.
WTF!!! Go..To..The..Nearest..Normal..Clothing..Store! NOW!!!!!
ahhh butt on her back
The back fat crack is what makes this amazing. Wow.
September 13th, 2009
Project Run-a-way! Someone , take those scissors away from her!
she kind of looks like an old lady o.o but eww she had back cleavage!!!
Its Macho Man Randy Savage’s mother
She has Back Cleavage
OMG it says zumba on her ass..how embarassing..i’m a zumba instructor!
Looks like she belongs on http://www.latfh.com
Thats right rebel against the man and save money at the same time.
You R what U eat
September 14th, 2009
U R what U eat
look shes the holy ghost of what the fuck are you wearing?!@!?
I love the ‘awesome!’
ummm is that a line of hair down the specimens back? Is that a man?
Good God call a doctor! That woman’s butt crack has torn all the way up her back!
It looks like her crack extends to her shoulder blades.
….This is why you need to wash your produce before eating it!
September 15th, 2009
I think that says Zumba Diva. Apparently this woman is athletic.
Rage Against the Vagene
she’s clearly a roller derby chick!
I think the outfit is pretty cool. I like it.
I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that she dressed like this, or that she thought it was appropriate to go out in public like this.
September 16th, 2009
Why does her back look like a but crack??? She purchased this outfit 20 yrs aago and never gave it up! Give up!
I LIKE HOW ITS SO TIGHT.. IT MAKES HER BACK FOLD..
What? You don’t think back cleavage is sexy?? What’s wrong with you…
DONTCHA WISH YOUR GURLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME?????? LMFAO
OMG gross she has back cleavage dear god someone please call the fashion police
OMG! I’ve seen worse at Sam’s Club this huge lady wore this blue thing (and I use thing loosely). You could see her rolls of fat in the back cause nothing covered her back & her boobs were popping out the sides. I can’t decribe it any worse. It was horrible.
September 17th, 2009
notce she is shopping for cucumbers!
September 18th, 2009
notice she is shopping for cucumbers!
looks like her butt crack goes half way up her back.
her but crack is all the way up her back
She’s been in la la land too long? What is she thinking?? Don’t really want to know……
September 19th, 2009
I’ve heard the phrase ‘kick your ass up between your shoulderblades’ countless times but I didn’t know it could actually be done until I saw this picture. Ew.
Do they even sell vegetables at Wal-Mart? Is it possible this photo was taken at another grocer, and that the Wal-Creatures are invading the rest of the shopping world? Nooooooooooooooo!
September 20th, 2009
Definetly on her way too/from burning man.
Also, Kelsey C, you try not to smell bad after you spend a week in a desert with no running water… it happens, you’re just jealous of how much fun we are having/had.
Who doesn’t enjoy a woman with ample back-cleavage? That is hot!
September 21st, 2009
I’m pretty sure she’s a roller derby girl, in which case a costume like that is normal and even average. At least her shorts are covering most of her booty, I’ve seen worse. Plus, I wouldn’t talk to her bout it, you could get punched in the face, hah. She probably has some badass derby name.
Never mind the clothes. I just like how its ass crack starts just under its shoulder blades. come on people.
September 22nd, 2009
WOW. I have a site full of NYC bad fashion http://stopnreflect.com, but DAMN.
Wow. What does that say on her butt? Jumbo Diva?
September 23rd, 2009
I think Edward Scissorhands should stick with the shrubbery and leave this poor woman alone!!
September 24th, 2009
She’s in roller derby.
September 25th, 2009
Dammit Edward Sissor hands
September 26th, 2009
I’m lovin the back cleavage!!
September 28th, 2009
I can't take this
This is what fat looks like trying to free itsself
September 29th, 2009
apparently her @$$ crack goes ALL the way up
September 30th, 2009
this is a case of body dysmorphic disorder in reverse, maybe?
October 1st, 2009
Why in the hell would you leave your house looking like that??? WTF is wrong with these douche bags!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG… I think her clothes lost a fight with her and the scissors didn’t help them!
October 2nd, 2009
Looks like her butt crack goes half way up her back!
She should hook up with the “WTF” dude. Why ruin two families? Errr.. maybe he’s her dad. Ick.
October 4th, 2009
it’s okay that this shirt is so tight it gives my back an ass crack… it’s still my favorite!
Yeah, we don’t dress for Zumba like that in these parts! lol I will say, she does have some shirt-cutting skills though!
So when she exhales will her outfit still stay together?
October 13th, 2009
this is a typical outfit for a teen scene girl. but not for an older women.
October 14th, 2009
ooo hot mess…again this is one i want to see from the front
October 26th, 2009
I’m sure Stereolab had an album cover that looks like that outfit.
November 5th, 2009
Paula Abdul video??? No way!! That’s some serious “Locomotion” sh*t goin on there!!
November 7th, 2009
It looks like the 80′s threw up on her!
November 9th, 2009
I understanding coming back from a cardio class called “Zumba” but seriously you would wear to class… and now Wal-Mart?! I thankful the teachers I seen don’t go ALL OUT for class I would be frighten… Then again I am already frighten… I wonder how many people asked for her number?
August 9th, 2012