January 15th, 2011
The New Year’s Resolution
And 1 and 2, and 1 and 2 now sweat, now sweat, now sweat, and 1 and 2 and 1 and 2, now be creepy, be creepy, be creepy, work it out girls!
Texas
The New Year's Resolution,
And 1 and 2, and 1 and 2 now sweat, now sweat, now sweat, and 1 and 2 and 1 and 2, now be creepy, be creepy, be creepy, work it out girls!
Texas
The New Year's Resolution,
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A FAT PERSON WEARING RUNNING SHOES! AHHAHAHAHAHAA. FAT PEOPLE DON’T WEAR RUNNING SHOES1!!!!11!!!!!
Wow, this should be on the cover of the next book. if the next book is “People of Walmart: Absolutely Ordinary”.
January 15th, 2011
The new Jane Fonda Workout isn’t what it used to be.
January 15th, 2011
What a hottie…..that cigarette hanging out of her mouth really makes the whole out fit work. (said in a very sarcastic voice)
January 15th, 2011
Well if she is trying to lose weight that is admirable.
January 15th, 2011
Why doesn’t it shock me that she is in the bakery department???
January 15th, 2011
How is being health-conscious for the new year creepy?
January 15th, 2011
I like how she is surrounded by pastries and bread!
January 15th, 2011
6 laps around the bakery should do it for that entire cheesecake I just ate, then the brownies are mine!
January 15th, 2011
At least she’s TRYING!!! Don’t find any humor in this at all…just sayin
January 15th, 2011
Can you point me to the MuffinTops?
January 15th, 2011
And notice what dept she’s in! I’ll take a bag of chips, a box of donuts, and a pkg of danishes. Love it!
January 15th, 2011
They say, “every thing is bigger in Texas. Here’s a great example.
January 15th, 2011
Looks like Richard Simmons forgot his makeup….
January 15th, 2011
@BRANDY … You really think she’s trying to lose weight??? She’s in the friggin’ bakery!!
January 15th, 2011
there’s no smoking in walmart!
January 15th, 2011
Shes a maniac, MANIAC!
January 15th, 2011
Other then her being bigger, and the color scheme, there isn’t much wrong with the picture. I come here expecting lulz, not pictures of people you see everyday, doing nothing special, or looking special.
January 15th, 2011
Flashdance!
January 15th, 2011
I wonder where she finds tapes for her 80′s walkman?
January 15th, 2011
Nice to see that Susan Boyle does her own shopping!
January 15th, 2011
At least the back of her pants doesn’t say “juicy”! Good for her! Work it Girl friend!!!
January 15th, 2011
I don’t think she’s smoking…I think its a sucker. She’s probably hypoglycemic. You know, like Paul Blart.
January 15th, 2011
I wondered what ever happened to Jane Fonda
January 15th, 2011
This is the end result of Larry the Cable Guys hot new personal Git R Dun body improvement seminar, and workout sessions….now available on 8 track and cassette tape.
January 15th, 2011
Hey!
It’s Richard Simmons in drag!
January 15th, 2011
If the current rate of increasing obesity continues unabated in America, then in the not-too-distant future, this may be what an athelet looks like.
January 15th, 2011
She’s in the bakery section because she kneads the dough
January 15th, 2011
I’ll just run into Wal-Mart for a dozen donuts, a coffee cake, some cupcakes and a Diet Coke
January 15th, 2011
Hey, she may not be stylish, but at least she’s fully clothed unlike so many other walcreatures!
January 15th, 2011
“Last year when I tried to stop smoking I was twice this size, so shuddap – You think anyone can be “the biggest loser” after a few days? Hire me that team of 24/7 body trainers, nutritionists and whatnot and we’ll talk about it.”
January 15th, 2011
@PETE- that made me laugh! Its like going to Wendy’s ordering a triple Baconator and large fries and a diet coke….what’s the point? I’m sure our friend in the picture has had more than her fair share of fast food…typing that made me hungry!
Good for her for making an attempt!
January 15th, 2011
“Last year when I tried to stop smokin’ I was twice this size, so shaddap”
January 15th, 2011
@Countrykate – regular coke = 200 calories each glass. when you’re really thirsty and drink many glasses it can make a major difference.
January 15th, 2011
That’s not a cigarette in her mouth, it’s a boom mic – she’s the aerobics instructor at the local “Lowered Expectations”
January 15th, 2011
I hate it when I’m tring to powerwalk in Wally World and suddenly have a moral delima in the bakery. Oh the pain!
January 15th, 2011
is that a smoke, or food hanging out of her mouth??
January 15th, 2011
She says “Is that my friend over there? It looks like my friend.”
January 15th, 2011
Forget “Sweatin’ to the Oldies”….she’s filming a new video called “Sweatin’ to the Cookies.”
January 15th, 2011
We’re at 3″ on a 10 degree angle struggling to climb ……..
January 15th, 2011
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January 15th, 2011
Like Cliff Richard she’s wired for sound. And ready for a flashdance.
January 15th, 2011
I’m absolutely certain I’d recognize that penis again if I saw it. Maybe it’s in this Walmart somewhere….
January 15th, 2011
Man that’s one old ass hands free device!
January 15th, 2011
what the hell happen to you Roseanne Barr?????
January 15th, 2011
Also, why would you workout with a lollipop in your mouth? Think of the carnage if she tripped.
January 15th, 2011
As a WM employee (3rd shift)… I never have understood why I always see people coming in wearing headphones… do they really want to get THAT far into their shopping?
January 15th, 2011
Hey Darlin, French Curls Are Not Something That Comes From The Bakery…
January 15th, 2011
Okay, she may not be the most skinny or fashionable individual. But dammit, everybody’s gotta start somewhere, right? I got a lot of strange looks when I started losing weight and going for walks when I was 300 pounds but 100 pounds later, they no longer stare when I’m doing 5ks and bike tours.
Gotta start somewhere is all I’m saying.
January 15th, 2011
The frosting on the left side of her mouth, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally makes the outfit !
January 15th, 2011
I think they may have lost an extra off the set of Olivia Newton John’s “Let’s Get Physical” music video.
January 15th, 2011
Out of her way, she’s heading for the glazed doughnuts!
January 15th, 2011
Hey are those Rebok “Easy Tones” ??? Nice
January 15th, 2011
all the sweating in the worlds not going to fix that….
January 15th, 2011
She looks like a bruiser defending her territory.
January 15th, 2011
It looks like she’s taking a break from her walk-on role in the Olivia Newton John “Physical” video.
January 15th, 2011
People, she is not a Wal-Creature because she is overweight, it is because she is SMOKING A CIGARETTE inside Wal-Mart! At least, it sure looks like a cigarette, which is odd either inside a store OR while working out!
January 15th, 2011
Let’s get physical – lets me hear your body talk – Olivia Newton John on roids!
January 16th, 2011
Guess Roseanne had to cut her book tour short- she was gettin homesick and had to stop by the prepared sweets aisle!
January 16th, 2011
100% agree with AEROMAT, she has to start somewhere with her resolution to loose weight and I salute her. Good for her!
And she is not smoking. Enlarge the picture and you will see she is not.
January 16th, 2011
Rosie O’donnell has really gone downhill
January 16th, 2011
Leave Rosie alone!
January 16th, 2011
Hey- she’s covered.
To be a wal creature- she needs spandex hot pants and a sports bra, 2 sizes, OK 4 sizes too small.
January 16th, 2011
At least she’s not naked.
January 16th, 2011
BeeJay, I think that would be more like FLESH Dance!
January 16th, 2011
So, what’s the point? If you don’t look like a supermodel, don’t leave home?
I swear 99% of the photos posted on this site are put here by 14-year-old boys, or 34-year-old chronically unemployed boys living in their moms’ basements.
Let’s stick to REAL Wal-creatures, please – not just any woman who happens to be overweight.
January 16th, 2011
She is NOT fat! But she is a potential skin donor for burn victims. I prefer to think of her as an owner of a skin farm!
January 16th, 2011
How does one go about enlarging a photo on this site? Opening the image in its own tab keeps it at the same size…
January 16th, 2011
Mrs. Ballbricker……
Porky’s reference… I love it!!!!!
January 16th, 2011
It looks to me like she has either a lollypop or a toothpick in her mouth, not a cigarette. But riddle me this, what sort of workout requires having a toothpick? Or a lollypop for that matter? Wouldn’t that be unsafe?
If she wants to exercise and lose weight, good for her. She should. But doing any activity with a toothpick or lolly in your mouth is dangerous.
January 16th, 2011
Ugh! Is that a cancer stick in her mouth?
January 17th, 2011
@@Reluctant Wal-Mart Shopper: Go to the picture and click on ctrl and the + key…it will enlarge the picture. Do the ctrl and – key to bring it back to regular size.
January 17th, 2011
While her apparent efforts to lose weight are admirable; I’m not certain the bread and pastry section of Wal Mart is the best location to get the party started.
January 17th, 2011
Is that a cigarette or a french fry hanging from her lip?
January 17th, 2011
I’m getting really tired of seeing photos of people who don’t deserve to have their pictures on this website! (I agree with comment by CSPARK.)
January 18th, 2011
“I jogged 2 miles to get to the snack section”
January 18th, 2011
@ CSPARK…admit it… you want me so damn bad you can’t stand it.
January 19th, 2011
She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor…. Rarrrr
January 19th, 2011
What kind of asshole whips out a camera and photographs someone so that they SEE them doing it? That is horrible and humiliating. This one really isn’t bad, I don’t think. But deliberately humiliating violating her in this way? I hope the photog DIAF.
January 19th, 2011
hahahah! omg this is so funny!!
January 19th, 2011
What a lot of cowardly sickening pigs you are. The woman is covered, almost head to toe, and while not stylish, gives no indication of being anything other than a decently modest human being in casual clothes.
She even has a proper bra on and looks like her clothing is clean and neat and her hair washed. She’s just an ordinary lady, and doesn’t deserve the scorn of morons. She’s somebody’s sister, mom, friend and wife and doesn’t rate the treatment that idiots that go in public dirty, uncombed, half-dressed and in clothes ten sizes too small get on the site. Grow up.
January 21st, 2011
you do realize that she is in Wal-Mart dress code, right? Maybe this is her break…… Good for her for trying!
January 23rd, 2011
How dare fat people try and work out. They should stay fat so we can make fun of them. And shes walking through a bakery department. Shouldnt fat people know they shouldnt even be around food or were going to make fun of them?
January 25th, 2011
I think she’s great! She’s definitely got a classic look going on. Maybe it is her New Years resolution, so what? At least she’s doing something about it & so far sticking too it, unlike the majority of the world.
You go girl! Keep it up!
January 25th, 2011
I’ve had to hold back the bile in my mouth and swallow my own vomit as I viewed these photos. There are definately medically insane people who should be let out of the hospital to roam the aisle’s of walmart. I want women to start wearing dresses again and men suits. So what if it was boring, it was clean and decent and we didn’t have to look at people with shit filled pants and disgusting overblown bodies.
February 25th, 2011
Rosey! is that you?
March 3rd, 2011
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