Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.
105 Comments | In: Celebrity Look-A-Likes, Pennsylvania tags: elvis, elvis impersonator.
Shopping for peanut butter.
September 11th, 2009
Skinny Elvis is also skinny in the wallet apparently.
That’s because too many people step on your shoes @ Walmart.
it’s weird bc his outfit looks like a definite cross between michael jackson and elvis…extra creepy. but also negated by the white orthopedic shoes, haha!
Je-lly donuts…Hey that’s me! I was between sets and wanted a jelly donut. Thankyouverymuch
Wonder how long till Michael Jackson starts showing up at WalMart
don’t u step on my walmart shoes…
Risen Lord Jesus’ Peace!
e.t./sue > *:D (: +
i enjoy this site…
There is just something wrong with grown men wearing velcro shoes….laziness? Incompetince? I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but velcro after the age of six is a no-no.
See?! I knew he was alive! Told ya!!! IN YOUR FACE!!
Now those shoes just totally throw off that outfit. And I wonder how much hairspray he uses? YIKES
He’s not in the Burger Aisle so it ain’t the real Elvis.
You try and buy blue suede shoes these days! I bet that’s a challenge even in America.
I saw Elvis… I knew he didn’t go home.
He doesn’t have a cart nor does he even have a basket. Elvis is a 12-item or less snob!
He goes all the way to Walmart just for a jar of relish, I bet. Frikking Elvis.
Now I’ve seen this before in the Eureka,MO Walmart. Only the guy there worked for Six Flags as an Elvis impersonator. He thought it was funny to go in Walmart after work a freak some of the crazies out.
Elvis won’t leave the building!!
Is that Sufjan Stevens?
I knew he is still alive!
“Hmmm…..do I want chunky or smooth? JIF, Skippy, Peter Pan? I hope bananas are on sale this week. Hope the jelly donuts on the bakery aren’t stale like they were last time. Not even my hound dog would eat them.”
I’m jonesin’ for a fried peanut butter and banana samitch!
Thank you, thank you very much.
Neil Diamond apparently hasn’t had any work in some time. There are always Bar Mitzvahs, Neil.
what was there too much competition in Las Vegas
Always Lower prices… and Neil Diamond, now at Wal Mart.
He is so rad that its almost sexxxy.
a hunka hunka burnin’ wtf?!
Thank you…thank you very much…
My dad attempted to wear this very outfit to my tennis match once. I told him I would lose the game on purpose if he showed up like that though…
He’s shopping for ingredients to make a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
I’m pretty sure that this is my co-worker.
Sweet Caroline!!! Badababaaa.. His hair looks like it got shell shocked. It even hurts me. After this aisle, he needs to stop by and grab some more Aqua Net
Omigod I full on giggled!!!
is it Elvis or Neil?
The aliens finally brought the King back….
Nor is he Carl Perkins…..
Hey Barn: Hate to tell ya, but Pennsylvania is in the North, unless they moved recently…..
Barn, only people dress up like Elvis in the South? As opposed to animals dressing up like Elvis? What does that comment mean?
lower prices and lower standards always at walmart!
Wow. He looks great for a guy who died in 1977.
Hey, Barn: Since when is Pennsylvania in the South?
Imagine my surprise when I see this picture and it’s MY 7th GRADE INFO. TECH. TEACHER!!! He’s an Elvis impersonator on the weekends when he doesn’t teach. And I was the first in my class to get him to laugh … classic!!
Obviously a Neil Diamond fan.
Not Blue nor Suede, but they have that OH SO SEXY Velcro, the “must-have” for the hip wal-mart shopper.
what part of pa. was this wal-mart at?? he looks so familiar. way too sexy for the outfit.
that is my 8th grade graphics teacher. every year on elvis’s birthday he wore a white suit. this isnt a joke.
Dag, last time I saw THE KING, he was pumping gas.
I think I just felt the temperature edge up a few degrees after I saw how much hairspray was in his hair…. woo it’s hot in here!
So whos gonna hook up with this masterpeice?
reminds me of neil diamond
The look of WOW!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! Elvis had to switch to velcro shoes. Aging is a mother.
So whos gonna hook up with this one?
Hey hey now! Be nice! Love him Tender!
September 12th, 2009
…so THATS where Elvis has been hiding all these years! At Wal-Mart!
…that seems to oddly make sense
he’s all shook up for the savings
Not pictured is Charlie Hodge. He’s currently pricing bottled water and scarfs.
Future Pee Wee Herman.
Nicholas Cage disguising himself on a midnight munchie run.
September 13th, 2009
More like the Queen.
I know this guy – he’s an Elvis Impersonator in Jacksboro, Texas.
Elvis lives and doesnt shop kmart, why should you?
I'm from Lebo
This guy is not from Texas. He’s from a suburb just south of Pittsburgh, PA. He was one of the teachers in my high school.
September 14th, 2009
I’d use a Neil Diamond quote
My velcro shoe theory is that the amount of velcro on a person’s shoes is in direct inverse proportion to that individual’s IQ. If he’s wearing high tops, well…
I think I work with this guy !
…but that shirt? It’s very, very red.
Little known fact: Elvis NEVER wore blue suede shoes!
Man that’s not the King, that’s Neil Diamond!!!
This guy taught at my middle school
Lebo Blue Devil
This guy is the fucking MAN. Any of you guys trying to make fun of him are misinformed, he was one of the best teachers I’ve ever had
believe it or not that is my old teacher from grade school!!!! his name is Mr. manz. it was the man.. so funny
He was my middle school teacher =) no joke
im from the bubble too (lebo)
yeah i so had this guy at mellon mniddle school, hasn’t changed one bit lol.
September 15th, 2009
Agree with Robert L (above) – definitely more Neil Diamond than Elvis
Another from the bubble
ahhh mr. manz!! he WAS a pretty awesome teacher
defs had him for info tech in middle school. holy crap.
I think this dude lives in Grove City, AKA Grove Tucky b/c I have seen the same Elvis Hairdo and awkwardness b4
September 16th, 2009
he goes to my church!!! and he was my middle school teacher. he actually wears blue suede shoes to school. and patent red ones. and pointy white ones. and oxfords. and electric blue ones.
clearly another fucking vegan.
September 17th, 2009
This guy sure aint Elvis. But he probally eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches
Mostly they’re terrifying…
September 19th, 2009
all shook up
the caption below this pic is the best i’ve seen on this site so far
Well Hung Hippie
Ladies & Gentlemen, Neil Diamond!!!
Ya know.. he kinda looks like the child of Neil Diamond and Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley
September 21st, 2009
Walmart Secret Shopper
So why is that EVERY time Elvis needs some more peanut butter for his banana sandwiches he shops EXLUSIVELY at Wal-Mart?
It’s Neil Diamond!!! Not Elvis….sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
I loved Elvis…but this is not the MAN. I guess he’s ALL Shook Up!
September 22nd, 2009
Sweeeet and sour sauuuuce
(BAH BAH BAHHHH)
My chicken’s gonna taste so gooooood.
Clearly Neil Diamond.
September 23rd, 2009
woah! pennsylvania you say? THIS GUY WAS MY TEACHER!!! he just retired 2 years ago. and he dressed like elvis to school.
September 26th, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, my God, I actually know this guy. He’s a minor legend in the south hills of Pittsburgh. I slept with his daughter in high school (she got her looks from her mom, a Darryl Hannah impersonator).
September 27th, 2009
MR.MANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the best teacher ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2009
Lebo Shop Teacher
Yes this is the one and only…Mr.Manz
October 7th, 2009
I work with his daughter-in-law….
October 8th, 2009
I have to say that if anything, this is surely Neil Diamond- not Elvis.
October 15th, 2009
THAT WAS MY INFO TECHNOLOGY TEACHER IN 7th AND 8th GRADE!
October 19th, 2009
That would be a Niel Diamond impersonator, note the glittery shirt, you all are idiots
October 21st, 2009
Without the blue suede shoes
November 5th, 2009
Thats Neil Diamond you heathens. Elvis never wore a shirt like that, not even to Wal-Marts.
November 7th, 2009
Prune juice…prune juice.. AH Prune Juice! Just what I was lookin’ for. Uh huh.
October 27th, 2010
oh my goodness. mr. manz. that’s hilarious. only our school would have an elvis impersonator as a technology teacher.
February 26th, 2011
“Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede”…nor is this Elvis.
So its all good.
But what is wrong with these people who have such a boring life that they have to live Elvis’es?
I get the mimic for the show…that could be fun…but 24/7? Pathetic
May 10th, 2011
my dad thinks he works with this guy,
December 31st, 2011
Yes, Morgan, I work with this guy. He works security where I work. He’s a super nice guy.
April 1st, 2013