If you asked a 7 year old to dress himself, he would probably come out looking something like this…probably better actually.
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my 4 year old daughters can get dressed better
September 10th, 2009
Is that a skirt he’s wearing….over pants?
I thought I had seen it all!
The cap says I’m hip……..
Too legit to quit.
WTF doesn’t begin to describe this mess. Yet another reason I am embarrassed to say I live in Kentucky.
The hat is almost as furry as his arms.
Is that a pink wallet I see? Wow.. He’s stylin’…
He was cleaning his room and enjoyed finding things he lost, so he put them on to not lose them again. Then thought.. a quick trip to Wal mart.. no one knows me there. I’ll be safe.. WRONG!! LOL This site cracks me up!
FML I have those boxers
what is he, one of Peter Pan’s lost boys?
I think he stole his 4 year old granddaughter’s hat. Bastard!
Look, it’s Steve … from the movie “Multiplicity”… “I like Pizza”
who made the rule that underwear HAS to go under your clothes anyway???? LMAO
cocaine is a hell of a drug..
LOL my 5 year old looks way better than this when he dresses himself, he matches everything.
white version of mush mouth on fat albert
NO!!!!!! not another KY idiot!!!! I could have a doctorate in my field (education) and STILL this is what people think of when they think Kentucky!!!!!
He’s obviously on his way to go downhill skiing in Compton.
wtf is right on…
Tonigh on “E’s” Where are they now Former Child Stars…The Kid from “Big Daddy”
Does he have odd tattoos or is he in the midst of getting them removed? Maybe recovery is in sight. Maybe he heard layers were in.
I guess you grab the first things you can find after escaping prison. Please tell my he’s buying a new outfit.
September 11th, 2009
seriously, he is making a statement people(may not be the one he is going for, but making a statement he is….) My four year old nephew can dress himself better than this guy…..hell, even my baby niece can match things!!!
next time on the history channels the hardest of the hard, kentucky’s gangsters lol.
The man’s trying too hard to recapture his youth. Somewhere, his kids are dying of pure shame.
If it is warm enough outside for him to be wearing a tank top & boxers why does he need a cap to keep his head warm?
The caption for this one is perfect.
He needs a beating. I mean seriosly.
Something tells me this guy ate a lot of paste when he was a child.
Hey… that’s an insult to 7 year-olds everywhere! LOL
I hate to say this but… that might be Ronald Jenkees. This dude looks quite a bit like him, and RJ’s from Kentucky! He’s definitely weird enough to do something like this, too.
I used to live in Kentucky (Eastern) and this is typical, I have seen a lot of stranger looking creatures than this dude as well.
Pee Paw is bringing grunge back. The 90s thank you, Pee Paw!
Purple beanie cap. It’s after Labor Day for Gucci’s sake!
A grown-up Stan Marsh from South Park…
A grown-up Stan Marsh from South Park.
From the comments below it appears that this guys dress has driven jealousy into everyone that is afraid to trying pulling this outfit off in public. We all know wifry needed something now and he had no time to change his lounge clothes lol….. priceless
It’s the little wedge of belly fat just peeking out that just truly pulls this ensemble together..sooooo sexy
is he wearing arm warmers?
OmG!!! thats my BF ole’ jake!!! WTF!!
“If it is warm enough outside for him to be wearing a tank top & boxers why does he need a cap to keep his head warm?”
Covers the topknot. I’m guessing he lost a bet.
I got four letters for ya… M E T H!
This is how all the pimps in Kentucky! He mut be the king mac daddy of the I married my mother state! Wounder if he pimped her out first? That how they roll in Tucky yo!!!
Even Ali-G would be disappointed.
Guys like this have ATM cards?! Apparently, he wasn’t dressed like this when he opened his checking account.
haha I have those boxers =] They’ve got Stewie (from Family Guy) dressed as Cupid on the front…
September 12th, 2009
…and nor will that 7 year old be THAT hairy.
Here’s yer sign…….
PaRappa the rapper.
Isn’t that “Dumb Donald” from the Fat Albert Cartoon?
Has anyone noticed that his “wallet” (kind of a manly name for it, perhaps change purse would be more appropriate) is HOT PINK???? I think it caps off the outfit nicely~
You childrn stay in the car, paw paw needs to roll on up in here and git som tings bfor we roll back to da hood.
He’s stolen the boxer shorts
he said “no, save the plastic bag. I’ll wear it all home”
Is it winter, spring, summer, or fall-please Kentucky, tell us all.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! This is the walmart i work at and I’ve seen this guy!
he said “no thanks, keep the plastic bag…I’ll just wear it all home”
I know a clinically insane person that dresses better than that!
20 years ago someone told him layering his hair was cool, but now that he doesn’t have any, he thought he would be in style if he layered his clothes!
Now pay attention kids, this is what happens when you spend too much time playing Magic: The Gathering and not paying attention in school.
Adult participant in Spirit Week’s Tacky Day?
September 13th, 2009
This couldn’t be anyworse than the Milan Fashion week when Bruno walked down the catwalk!!
did anyone notice that he has a hot pink wallet!!!
He’s the one smurfs are too embarrassed to mention.
I cannot decide what is worse, the hat or the boxers.
What was he goin’ for, the druggy look?
September 14th, 2009
My 4 year old does a better job…..
It’s just basic thugonomics
In the UK, kids would stone your house and burn your car for looking like the people on this site. you’d have to go and live in the woods.
“they’ll never notice the $300 worth of electronic I stuffed down my pants if I wear 3 pairs of pants… I dunno it’s a little tight… here… there that should do the purple beanie will finish the distraction job!” I worked for walmart… and I’ve definately seen crazy… but I LOLed at this guy
September 15th, 2009
I think he painted a room in his house and forgot to open a window.
September 16th, 2009
Holy shit thats my dad!!!
WTF INDEED!! HAHAH!!!!
September 17th, 2009
This guy is my soon to be ex-nephew by marriage… He married my wife’s sister’s daughter…. He had a career working at a Dollar Store in M.H. Idaho before they went tits-up… Remember this is a 104 degree day in July..
September 18th, 2009
WOW-how stylish!!! Some people should,t go out of their house
I seriously don’t know what to say…. beyond the 3 pairs of whatever is on his bottom half, he finds it essential to wear a, lavender colored, no less, stocking hat….. while sporting a tank top….
oh my word loks like the people that came in food lion drunk
September 19th, 2009
oh my word looks like the people that came in food lion drunk
Man, that looks like Glenn Beck!
I don’t want to generalize, but this guy screams, “I voted for Bush. Twice”
Immediately “Duplicity” flashes through my head. “STEVE!!!”
September 20th, 2009
You mean Multiplicity……..
Susan in Warrenville
Well, now we know what men wear under their kilts. Love the lavender hat with the tank top!! It nees a pom pom, though!!
3.5 stars out of a possible 5.
September 21st, 2009
Ok, here’s the deal people, I KNOW THIS GUY!!! He used to work with me. There is no way on earth, that it’s not him. He doesn’t live in Kentucky, must have been visiting family! Yikes.
September 22nd, 2009
ok…correct me if I am wrong…but they do sell mirrors at Wal-Mart no? perhaps adding one of them to his purchases might not be such a bad idea…..just a thought!
September 23rd, 2009
And a pink wallet, we are ‘special’
Those hearts on his shorts are making me hot!!
September 24th, 2009
granpa is to cool for school( which he obviously didn’t go to for long).
September 25th, 2009
It’s Senator Bulworth!
1) Maybe he’s just rebelling against his strict Catholic school days???
2) He’s just aspiring to look just like one of the celebs in the back of Us Magazine…that’s it!
September 29th, 2009
um that looks like the census worker that was killed in kentuky
October 1st, 2009
Imagine how he dressed himself when he was a kid.
October 3rd, 2009
MMM. He’s zuzu & zummy.
October 4th, 2009
“He was such a nice, quiet neighbor, never caused any harm. I don’t know why he has body parts of children in his car… “
October 12th, 2009
My 5 year old son dresses himself everyday for kindergarten and puts this guy to MORE shame
October 22nd, 2009
I like his fur sleeves.
I babysat a 2 year old this weekend that picked out better outfits, damn.
November 11th, 2009
So that’s what happened to the kid from Big Daddy.
November 23rd, 2009
Its Frankenstein from big daddy all grown up
December 3rd, 2009
Wow, it looks like he is trying to Eminem from 8 mile. I mean seriously, who has a fetish with “without me” ? I know who cried when Eminem was hiding for a while…
January 21st, 2011