January 17th, 2011
Flesh Colored Pants Dance
Hey Peaches & Cream, how many times do I have to outlaw flesh-colored pants? My heart drops with fear every time I have to do a double take, so knock it off!
Missouri
Flesh Colored Pants Dance,
Hey Peaches & Cream, how many times do I have to outlaw flesh-colored pants? My heart drops with fear every time I have to do a double take, so knock it off!
Missouri
Flesh Colored Pants Dance,
145 Comments, Comment or Ping
So nasty I can clearly see her FOPA
January 17th, 2011
be a good boy, or mommy will eat you like did to your bother.
January 17th, 2011
Point me to the household aisle, I want to pour bleach on my eyes.
January 17th, 2011
This could really be a whole lot worse.At least she isn’t wearing flesh colored daisy dukes !!
January 17th, 2011
more cheese in the pants than in the cooler BEHIND her
January 17th, 2011
Good Grief!! My eyes!! My eyes!!! Kill it with fire!!
January 17th, 2011
another candidate for mother of the year. that kid is in PJ’s and she is stuffing food in his face. Think that kid will end up going to Omar the tent maker for his clothes too???
January 17th, 2011
@scrater lmao you win the best comment award so far!!!!
January 17th, 2011
that poor boy…
January 17th, 2011
No chance that she’ll walk past a reflective area or mirror by chance?
January 17th, 2011
lmao… What’s a FOPA? There are so many terms I don’t know!
This is wrong on so many levels. So, so many levels. There has to be someone in this persons life who could have told her this shouldn’t be. It just shouldn’t be.
And why are pants like that even sold?!
January 17th, 2011
I’m a big girl and even I know not to ware that!
January 17th, 2011
I whole hardly agree lol.
January 17th, 2011
Who would have a kid with her
January 17th, 2011
She’s fat as hell and STILL doesn’t have an ass.
January 17th, 2011
OMG!!! Lady…look in the mirror before you leave the house!!
January 17th, 2011
Boot cut is much more flattering for big ladies, even this big.
January 17th, 2011
She’s about a flapjack away from being in a scooter.
January 17th, 2011
Does she have to lift that up to wipe herself???
January 17th, 2011
Is she feeding him or slapping him ??? She is another example of why we cannot convince our children that “you are beautiful, no matter what your size”. OMG!
January 17th, 2011
Doesn’t she know she hasn’t come close to recovering her pre-baby body? Actually she looks like she’s still pregnant….
FYI no matter what your body type jeans are way more flattering than fleshy sweats.
January 17th, 2011
Biggest loser needs to help her!
January 17th, 2011
@Cass — Walmart doesnt sell mirrors that large
January 17th, 2011
Actually, it’s FUPA, Not FOPA. It’s Fat Upper Pubic Area.
And on this chick, it’s more like Fat Upper Pubic Island.
Whish we had a better view of her cart and the crap she plans on feeding that kid.
January 17th, 2011
come on baby…teach me the “Quake ‘N Shake” .
January 17th, 2011
Good Lord. Could use some support on that “overhang” on her front. YUK!
January 17th, 2011
Those flip flops were elevator shoes before she wore them.
January 17th, 2011
What’s even more disturbing is that someone had to sleep with her in order for her to have that kid. (I really hope she adopted him.)
January 17th, 2011
Actually, FOPA could be Fat Overlapping Pubic Area… Just sayin’.
January 17th, 2011
you guys all need to take better looks at yourselves… seriously how do u think she feels about herself? It is really sad, not funny. This makes me sad.
January 17th, 2011
just go with “Gunt”…so simple…its where the gut and the cunt just kind of meet as one
January 17th, 2011
She could have at least put a shirt on that matched those gorgeous pants haha
January 17th, 2011
@ Eva
http://www.urbandictionary.com
it helps a lot. I have it on my tool bar I need it so much.
January 17th, 2011
I think the knows exactly what she looks like.
She feels she’s suffering, so by God, she’s gonna make us suffer too!!
Payback fools! Payback for all those nasty comments during high school!!
January 17th, 2011
Too bad that site “Overkill 9000″ is dead, this would be a good photo for that, it’s really over kill!!!
January 17th, 2011
Is she feeding the kid, or slapping him? this is awful. I am large myself, but I would never wear something like this!
January 17th, 2011
Is she “picken” that kids nose in the dairy section?
YUM YUM!
cultured yogart!
January 17th, 2011
WTF – OMG – Why. She is trying to smuggle something out of the store in the front of her pants…..oh wait…Nope just her NASTY GUNT. Gag – Barf!
January 17th, 2011
Another winner from the “show me” state, or average for Lake of the Ozarks?
January 17th, 2011
at her size, picking out a certain pants color probably isnt an option….those might be her old curtains
January 17th, 2011
Is that a tattoo of a butterfly on her right arm?
I’m thinkin a “BUZZARD” would be more appropiate in her case!
And…
Fly’s circleing her pubic region would be a nice touch!
January 17th, 2011
This may be mean but this is what I first thought, so here goes…
Damn Lady, can even your good intentions for your son get through all that blubber?
January 17th, 2011
Can you imagine her 9 months pregnant?
January 17th, 2011
How the hell do u get away with catching these classic pics??????
Funny funny funny as!!!!!
We don’t get this in the UK too cold they cover the blubber lolzzzz!!!!!
January 17th, 2011
be happy that it is just a side view
January 17th, 2011
Wow, just nasty! I’m a big woman my own self so I’m not judging this lady on her size but she really needs to know that light colored knit type material pants don’t even look all that good on thin women, much less if you’ve got extra poundage. I think a fashion intervention is desperately needed here, just too many things wrong with that whole outfit really, it makes her look much bigger and is nasty looking besides!
January 17th, 2011
That can’t be her child- there is no way on Thor’s green earth that anyone could have hit that as recently as that kid was concieved. Attention woman in pic- buy a Mumu for crying out loud. No one wants to see that nasty flap hanging down half-way to your knees.
January 17th, 2011
You lift that thing up and I will look at her who who
January 17th, 2011
All right men of America, no matter how desperate you get please beat your meat before hitting something like this, women that look like this should not reproduce, it will ruin the gene pool
January 17th, 2011
Looks like she is slappin the kid…must have said something about her pants,,,lol
January 17th, 2011
She has a child, which means someone had sex w/ her. Someone found that attractive.
January 17th, 2011
that’s some sweet front butt!
January 17th, 2011
Reminds me of Baron Harkonnen from the movie “Dune”. Maybe this is Mrs.Harkonnen.
January 17th, 2011
Try as I might, I will never unsee that…
January 17th, 2011
I’d say when you buy pants that size, you gotta take the color they have.
January 17th, 2011
No, “roll her around in flour” comments?
January 17th, 2011
That bitch is one french fry away from a full blown stroke
January 17th, 2011
I like to call what she has a BIF, Butt in Front. Because she has no butt in the rear, it’s all hanging in the front.
January 17th, 2011
Just be thankful you don’t have to see it naked.YUCK!!!!!!!!!
January 17th, 2011
Hey, Goofy59! It could be midnight and she got the kid up to go shopping to avoid the crowds so she could wear her favourite comfortable clothes and not be caught and the kid screamed ’cause he was hungry and now she’s home on her computer gazing aghast at her photo on the web and hoping nobody she knows has seen it and she’s contemplating suicide because she’s been “big” all her life and her weight has been the drawback of all her happiness until little Jr. came along and, HELL, she’s doing the best she can but, of course, not one soul understands because all they see is her “large” outward appearance so she grabs another brick of cheese because food has been her best friend since 4th grade and, besides, cheese is good for you. RIGHT? In other words…how do we know you, Goofy59, aren’t FATTER.
January 17th, 2011
I don’t think she cares what anyone else thinks? However, I think she should, because I just threw up a little in my mouth.
January 17th, 2011
FUUUUUPA!!
January 17th, 2011
THAT is a FUPA for all other fupas to fear! WOW!
January 17th, 2011
wish i had her around to block for me at estate sales…
January 17th, 2011
This is why, as a fat woman myself, I really want to take over the fashion industry and also make a What Not To Wear for fat people. Clothing like that should not even be made in that size. Fat people should NEVER wear sleeveless tops or flesh colored pants. Let alone wear them.
If I was in charge clothing like that would never even be made in that size.
January 17th, 2011
At least everything is covered
January 17th, 2011
shes a couple of farts away from becoming the goodyear blimp
January 17th, 2011
OMG. wow.. im just speechless.. thats scary..
January 17th, 2011
Im big too. But I do understand that the same rules dont apply to us the same way that applies to a 100 lbs woman. True, very hard to get tasteful garbs for plus size, but who in their right mind would wear flesh colored stretch pants. Maybe a sensible diet and simple exercise would benefit ALL of us.
January 17th, 2011
They should not make spandex pants in plus sizes! It’s just disgusting…
January 17th, 2011
Somebody had sex with that?!
January 17th, 2011
Why on Gods green earth would any one make flesh colored stretch pants??? Because I am one of those 100 Lb. women and I wouldn’t where them!!!!
January 17th, 2011
Betcha if she were to turn around she doesnt have a bra on either…..
January 17th, 2011
Maybe her name is Jabba the Gut?
January 17th, 2011
@ EVA
You asked “And why are pants like that even sold?!”
They are sold so she would not have to walk in public in short shorts.
January 17th, 2011
Those stretchy pants don’t look good on ANYONE in ANY COLOR.
January 17th, 2011
DAMN! She got a BIG ASS! And like Bradey Toy said, there IS more cheese in those pants than there is hanging on the hooks behind her.
To quote someone from the Jurassic Park movie, “that is one big pile of crap!”
Any more and she’d have to start a second pile!
January 17th, 2011
The best thing about this is not the flesh colored spandex – it is just the simple fact that the picture was taken in the cheese isle. Benefit of the doubt; she has just put bags of cheese in her pants – she is a cheese shoplifter. Don’t tell me you can’t see it……
January 17th, 2011
My bewilderment isnot only who would have sex with her, why any guy would want to have sex with her, and HOW did some guy manage to have sex with her to get her pregnant?
January 17th, 2011
Good god, it looks like her ass is about to split wide open.
January 17th, 2011
I am surprised her cheese doesn’t get delivered to her trailer by uncle sam
January 17th, 2011
I sure hope that all these fine upstanding people who are ragging her because of her size are absolute, unquestionably, undeniably, indubitably, 10′s all the way across the board. Which I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt!!!
@mercike have you ever heard of a company called Woman Within?? Check it out at http://www.womanwithin.com. Very nice clothing at very nice prices and they are always sending you sales fliers with percentages off. I’ve been very happy with everything I’ve gotten from there. My only compliant with them is that they use skinny minny models and we all know clothes hang differently on different sizes of women.
January 17th, 2011
Hey Walmart here is a good idea. Put her in the weight loss product isle. Just looking at her would sell the stuff out in two hours
January 17th, 2011
I thought she was bare naked! One time I had a dream I was outside with just my underwear on,
January 17th, 2011
Even Jillian Michaels couldn’t save this girl
January 17th, 2011
The “Show Me” state wins again
January 17th, 2011
She works part time as a spare lift raft on board ice breaker ships.
January 17th, 2011
Goofy59 said….
another candidate for mother of the year. that kid is in PJ’s and she is stuffing food in his face. Think that kid will end up going to Omar the tent maker for his clothes too???
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I dress my grandson before taking him to the store, but I have fed him (he’s 17 months old) snacks while shopping because he hates sitting in the cart…..guess that means I’m a bad grandma…..
January 17th, 2011
r u serious….wtf?
January 17th, 2011
Does My Vagina Look Big In This?
January 17th, 2011
@JAMI, I bet you’re beautiful, Kudos!!
@NOONEINPARTICULAR, know what website you’re on? People aren’t always nice, they don’t have to be and to add, they aren’t without hypocrisy either so, GET OVER IT!
@JALOCO, you too! Don’t be so sensitive, feeding a 17 month old in the store to pacify them is your business and TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE. On the other hand, if a child is obese due to their parents, is it not neglect? I mean, they can’t even keep up with their friends or walk the stairs to math class. Let alone, get out and have a social life with immature kids (worse than the posters here!)…in all seriousness, we’re not going to fix each and every bully! At least give the kid a leg up when he has to face them!
January 17th, 2011
“Flesh” just isn’t your color, lady.
January 17th, 2011
She could keep a hula-hoop up without moving.
January 17th, 2011
So many preaching from the pulpit on this.. It’s macabre, funny, scary and sad all rolled into one. No self esteem is the issue here. That in turn leads to weight gain, tatoos and children just for the sake of having something to care for. Maybe she’s happy with herself more than likely she ‘s not. Simple…
January 17th, 2011
That butterfly (tat?) on her arm ain’t never gonna get airborne latched onto her….
January 17th, 2011
At some point, she has to say to herself, “This piece of cake isnt good for me”.
She could starve herself and live for 6 months…
January 17th, 2011
Since she has a child, someone had to have sex with her. I want to know how. I need a book with illustrations…..Then again, maybe I don’t want to know..
January 17th, 2011
Quick Call Sea World, Shamu has beached itself…
January 17th, 2011
Is she still pregnant or just hasn’t gotten rid of the baby fat!
January 17th, 2011
This is why I always wear long full skirts instead of pants. I still look fat but at least no one sees the details.
January 18th, 2011
Great-looking woman, absolutely horrible choice of outfit.
January 18th, 2011
Damn, I bet her FUPA has a FUPA! & If you focus your eyes to the freezer doors your peripheral vision allows you to see her naked. I did by accident & it was very scary!
January 18th, 2011
I’d love to hear a news story in which someone called the police on such a fat lady for indecent exposure, thinking she was in fact pantsless as it’s difficult at best to see any detail apart from the flesh the fabric is clinging to for dear life.
January 18th, 2011
In her…meager defense…it’s REALLY hard to find acceptable clothes when you’re that obese.
January 18th, 2011
Quick, somebody call the zoo! A Hippo escaped again.
January 18th, 2011
I think I threw up in my mouth, just a little.
January 18th, 2011
No way thats body fat–she has to be stuffing turkeys, milk, bread, and all kinds of other stuff in those pants, like the woman from the music video from 1990ish “Been Caught Stealing” by Jane’s Addiction.
January 18th, 2011
WWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NELLY!
January 18th, 2011
I think I used to work with her. She would come in early and walk for a 1/2 hr., then eat 2 Big Mac’s. No joke.
January 18th, 2011
Sean B…you never cease to amaze me! LMFAO
January 18th, 2011
Any pants made over a size 16 shoud be ONLY in black!
January 18th, 2011
Her tattoo actually used to cover her whole shoulder back in the day.
January 18th, 2011
My New Year’s resolution was to try & be more positive & pick out at least one nice thing about something so negative !
Her tattoo is nice
January 18th, 2011
It’s called a snood on a wild turkey….I believe on human beings its called a bubblejigger.
January 18th, 2011
man i may be overweight but i atleast know what i can and cannot wear jesus christ whats wrong with her…
January 19th, 2011
Is she wearing a thong? Because I can’t see her panty line, and I know that should show up when her pants are so skin-tight.
January 19th, 2011
Eat the cake!! Nom Nom Nom ……
January 19th, 2011
HOLY SWEET JESUS SAY IT AIN’T SO!
January 19th, 2011
Now How Did That Tune By Abba Go Again? F F F Fupa Trooper Lights Are Gonna Find Me………
January 19th, 2011
At first glance, I thought she was wearing a fanny pack filled with snacks for the child…..
then I realized it was a “fupa pack”, filled with the side of beef that she ate for a mid-afternoon snack.
January 19th, 2011
I can’t even sympathize for people like this, nor can I even make a speculative excuse for it. Fat lazy people are going to be just that, fat and lazy. It is a self imposed disability and it’s gross. Imagine the poor doctor that had to reach up between those legs and drag that kid out.
January 19th, 2011
Wanna go to Golden Corral?
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January 20th, 2011
dear god!!!!! somebody had to have had sex with that, not too many years ago to have a kid….. gross
January 21st, 2011
Proof is in the “Pudding”
You can get pregnant from having oral sex!
January 21st, 2011
Poor kid.
January 23rd, 2011
Whow if someone told her to hall ass she would have to make two trips
January 25th, 2011
There is no way that is her rugrat…No one could possibly get drunk enough to impregnate this fugly gross pig!
That kids photo is in a milk carton somewhere!
January 25th, 2011
This is one of those accidents, you want to look away, but you can’t. Deer-in-headlights look
January 25th, 2011
assuming she did not steal the kid …someone F’d that yuck
February 1st, 2011
that is so scary! outlaw flesh colored pants right now please!
February 2nd, 2011
Looks like its probably a grandson, and it looks like she is slapping the kid not feeding him.
February 2nd, 2011
Holy shit! Are you kiddin’ me? I’m gonna go out and sandblast my eyes, and then pour acid in them. I can’t take this no more!
February 3rd, 2011
Okay, I saw the picture and did what everyone else here did (laughed, shocked and horrified), then I realized that there is so little empathy in each of us based on all these ( very funny ) responses, it’s possible she has us all beat for sensitivity.
But I’ll bet she’s given up on the world becAuse people are mean, right? I know it’s hard to see but this is a real human being…. Somewhere inside all of that.
February 6th, 2011
Looks like she is slapping that poor kid in the face….forget the pants, I see potential child abuse
February 10th, 2011
IZ THAT HER SKIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
February 13th, 2011
F.U.P.A.?
All I know is she’s hung better than me.
Still, answers that age old question about length. Turns out it’s both; how long and thick it gets.
February 18th, 2011
okay first off some people can’t afford to have all the clothes that other people deem necessary. you may not like them but they could be the best pair of pants she owns…and secondly there’s so many repeated comments on here lol. at least if you’re going to comment on something like this make up something unique. don’t just repeat what the same thing as the 10 other people before you did, oh my bad with that brain you have it would be just too dam hard wouldn’t it?
March 3rd, 2011
um ew!!!! ugh i hate when people bring their kids into walmart with pajamas and socks on. i mean come on you can put clothes on but you cant put clothes on your kid especially shoes! even in the winter time people will come in all dressed warm but yet their kiddos just have PJ’s on and socks.
March 19th, 2011
It’s “faux pas”. Did she gain all that weight before or after becoming pregnant? Nevermind. I really DON’T want to know.
March 29th, 2011
Once again, how can someone get cozy with someone like this and have children? This is the future of America and it is SCARY
April 17th, 2011
Thats Child Abuses Someon Call Social Services…..
August 10th, 2011
Thats Child Abuses Someon Call Social Services…..
August 10th, 2011
I went to school with her. She does have medical conditions that have cause most of her weight gain. She has never been very fashionable but neither has most of her family. She is a very nice person and none of her kids are over weight. She has actually made improvements in her health she can now walk through walmart instead of riding in a cart.
September 20th, 2011
the FUPA is also known as “Fat Ugly Pu$$y Area” or even “Fat Upper Pu$$y Area” <-street versions
Fat upper pubic area is the cleaner version. in case anyone was wondering! lol
January 29th, 2012
its worse that she is with what appears to be a 2 yr old. It means someone lifted up that FUPA and dived right into that……GROSS
February 1st, 2012
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