He Got Legs



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Are these short enough? Hell no! roll them bitches up some more!

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  1. I love the rolled Jorts…they say, “Hey, it was hot out and the 2 extra inches gained by rolling these up are really cooling me off.”

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    August 28th, 2009

  2. Linda DeLisle

    No one noticed the guy on his knees in a robe? Wonder when his spaceship takes off! Apparently kielbasa is currency on his planet

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    September 5th, 2009

  3. Lou

    They unroll to full length jeans!

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    September 5th, 2009

  4. mb2000inc

    I think that guy on his knees is either a practicing proctologist or he’s the guy that stocks the “meat”. either way…..ew.

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    September 5th, 2009

  5. Dan

    Its like three inches above his knee…. you guys serious?!

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    September 5th, 2009

  6. Ted

    I’m thinking the guy in the robe just came from a Klan rally.

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    September 5th, 2009

  7. shadopilot

    He’s just recycling a pair of jeans. Magnum P.I. always wore shorts above the knee! LOL!!!

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    September 5th, 2009

  8. NEWT

    I AM THINKIN’ THE GUY IN THE WHITE GARB IS JUST REACHING FOR ANOTHER CONTAINER OF “FLORIDA ORANGE JUICE”!!

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    September 5th, 2009

  9. Krn

    HA! I thought the guy in the robe was WHY this picture was taken! forget the dude in the rolled up jorts (jean/shorts).

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    September 5th, 2009

  10. Potatofamine

    Pretty much anyone who works in a cooler all day wheres the white smock thingamajig

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    September 5th, 2009

  11. vern

    ET in a tshirt.

    I don’t mind the shorts

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    September 5th, 2009

  12. Jim

    Is that Jesus in the background?

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    September 5th, 2009

  13. Yosh

    hahahha I was noticing the guy in the back more.

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    September 6th, 2009

  14. Kristy

    The guy with the white robe is checking for out of date meat products, even those in the back must be checked….but the rolled up shorts on that one guy, those things were only ever worn by women in the 80′s

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    September 6th, 2009

  15. Carol

    The guy in the robe is Obi Wan Kenobi. I think he’s talking to Princess Leia.

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    September 6th, 2009

  16. Debra

    This isn’t really funny. Whoever posted this was grasping for straws.

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    September 6th, 2009

  17. Molly

    I thought this photo was about the guy in the KKK style rob trying to find the right meat

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    September 6th, 2009

  18. nyoki

    I think the kid is wearing an extremely over-sized white shirt. He be gangsta.

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    September 6th, 2009

  19. Rachel

    alrighty people, the guys’ shorts aren’t that bad.
    and the guy in the “cape” that everyone is commenting about, its his uniform, he works there, and hes stocking the shelves.
    this isn’t funny, sorry.

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    September 6th, 2009

  20. Dave

    You guys need to remove this one – it’s not even accidentally funny. Shiz loads of guys wear shorts that stop right above their knees…. including me.

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    September 6th, 2009

  21. anne

    not even close to amusing. this is normal, really…

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    September 7th, 2009

  22. Lucky

    If this dudes shorts are the worse thing I see at Walmart, then Halleujuah. Wasn’t so bad. The dude in the background is what I focused on.

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  23. Kyle

    You can clearly see a tan line where normal shorts should be worn indicating these are his walmart shorts.

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    September 7th, 2009

  24. josh

    no one noticed the raghead in the man dress right in front oif him.

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    September 7th, 2009

  25. JobCoach

    The guy in the “white robe” is a Wal-Mart associate from the meat/seafood department stocking the merchandise. He’s wearing the white “lab coat” that they have to wear although he does look a bit large for him.

    The guy with the shorts looks normal to me compared to a lot other customers that I see.

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  26. john blaze

    stupid as fuck

    and the guy in the robe obviously works in the fucking deli dumb shits

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    September 8th, 2009

  27. bob barker

    i don’t understand this one. there’s nothing funny or odd about it

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    September 9th, 2009

  28. VagaBondVinny

    Faggits always are trying to get some meat

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    September 9th, 2009

  29. The shorts aren’t exteremely funny (by WalMart standards) because they’re too tight and too long.
    Its the rolled up part thats weird.
    BTW I think I know the meathead in the white coat.

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    September 10th, 2009

  30. krissy

    is that a jedi in the back? he is much funnier

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    September 11th, 2009

  31. HOPEFULLY HES AT WALMART TO BY NEW ???

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    September 11th, 2009

  32. mm

    midget kid in background is waaaay better with his ghetto oversized white shirt!

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  33. michele

    ummm…that person in the back ground is very obviously a worker in the meat department, with a white jacket on (if you have ever seen people in the meat department this is their “uniform”) not a “oversized ghetto white tee shirt” as you called it…

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  34. Mark McMurtrey

    haha the shorts are wicked.. I think he was looking for some shorts to wear, and he realized they’re all dirty.. no problem..his daughter shirly has some! haha and the guy a\in the robe probably thought it was too much to take off the sheets after leaving the klan meeting.
    “What!? It’s breezy!”

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    September 12th, 2009

  35. Douglas

    I’ve seen shorts this length in NYC all summer long (and I don’t mean only on gay men). The only think strange about the shorts is that someone in Wal-Mart actually is wearing a length that’s in style! Admittedly, I have no idea why the guy didn’t just buy shorter shorts. They look stupid rolled up. Meanwhile, I’m more amused that Osama bin Laden is a Miss Freshy-Freshington and is reaching for the freshest milk in the back of the case!

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  36. mikestar007

    I think the guy on his knees is praying for the meats, praying they’re not spoiled.

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  37. emily

    oh how weird a man wearing shorts above his knees. can this be removed? its not funny.

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  38. Carrie

    Nice JORTS!!

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    September 12th, 2009

  39. Hunter

    Huh, what I noticed was the guy in the lab coat that just haaaaaaaaaaaaad to get the one in the back, only noticed the other guy after the caption :p

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    September 13th, 2009

  40. Maggie

    The shorts aren’t really that bad, I’m just wondering about the person in the back in the white thing…That’s Odd.

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  41. Mary

    Is that an altar boy in the background?

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    September 14th, 2009

  42. Erick

    Jesus Saves!!! at Walmart.

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    September 15th, 2009

  43. Virginia Beaverhousen

    I’m pretty sure that’s Jesus reaching for some more turkey bacon in the background.

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  44. Chris

    I’d have to say the guy living in his T-shirt is way funnier.

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    September 16th, 2009

  45. JasonB

    Just a few feet away is Princess Leia, saying “Help me Oscar Meyer…you’re my only hope!”

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  46. h.m.mmmm

    LMFAO this is hilarious, even if the cape/robe boy is an employee, what do they have forced child labor not just in third world walmart factories now? hes about to fall into the freezer for mr jorts to purchase for the rollback price of $2 and BBQ later
    PS one more disturbing item of clothing waaay in the back- the cow print purse on that lady! hhahahahaha

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  47. stefanie

    the humor in this photo comes not from the short’s length….but the fact that he ROLLED them up. Rolled jorts are always a win.

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  48. Rick

    Casper the friendly ghost caught in a picture.

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  49. Ayden&Jaymee

    hmmm? no one noticed the guy in the KKK robe sleeping in the balonie???

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    September 19th, 2009

  50. Daniel-ray

    Normal guy in cut-offs? They are awesome and make you feel like everyone’s favorite laid back uncle.

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    September 19th, 2009

  51. rose makatsuki

    The guy in the robe looks like an escaped angel! LOL! :’)

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  52. Marlie

    On a girl, maybe. On a guy, FUCK NO. I think the robed guy in the background is much more suspicious though….

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  53. Harry

    He’s obviously a Gators fan.

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    September 21st, 2009

  54. Amy

    The guy in the robe caught my attention more then the jorts! lol

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    September 21st, 2009

  55. Stephanie

    I think the random guy in the KKK robe is way more amusing than the shorts!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  56. Christi

    The caption on this one made me laugh so hard I peed a little!!!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  57. Randi

    That’s definitely a meat cutter and a white coat meat cutters wear. And I’ve definitely seen jean shorts MUCH worse than that.

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  58. ummm well most of your comments do ring true you are really reaching here , quite while you are ahead dont try to force the funny honey let it come as it will and stopp pickin on folks for some silly thing like these not really short shorts that are almost down to teh back of his knees .give it a rest and let someone else heckle the Wal’flowers for once ok!

    geesh as if your perfect.. A) You were in walmart, and B) you did not run screaming when you saw these people nor did you look away you savored the moment of these chance meetings and recorded them and posted them for all the world to see and comment on.. I bet you have had bad hair days and will at some point have your pants fall off your butt … or god forbid have you found the fountain of youth and kept it to yourself or do you lie to yourself that one day you will be 20 again not 75 droolin applesauce outta your left side of your droopy post stroke lip for you to get some random stranger to photography your wrinkled ass when your in checkout lines with the mega economy pack of depends in your shopping cart!

    pick and choose wisly son and keep your mits off old people they deserve respect one of those older people out there being made fun of by some smart ass punk with a camera and a computer logged into youtube or who has their own website just maybe doing a candid camera shame shot of the people who once diapered your ever so glorious tush right!!!!

    play nice people!!! cause when you really think about it everyone you know and like or even love shops at walmart some time!

    thanks

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  59. Cait

    this guy is stylin’!
    rolled shorts are a huge trend right now (as well as plaid shirts)!!

    all you h8ers fail!

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  60. Allie

    You all are worried about this guys shorts when you have the Grand Wizard from the KKK digging in the bologna section??????

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  61. erin

    okay okay. i see the man in the ridiculous shorts. disturbing.
    BUT DOES ANYONE SEE FREAKIN JESUS IS THE BACKGROUND?!?!?

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  62. THEMOFF

    Gator fan.

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    October 3rd, 2009

  63. Jason

    Hey 1982 called and said keep the shorts!!

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    October 4th, 2009

  64. Db

    We have a JIHAD in the Meat AISLE

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    October 12th, 2009

  65. I didn’t even notice the guy in shorts, I was too busy working out what the hell was going on with the KKK guy in the background.

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    October 13th, 2009

  66. Pimp Mama

    WHITE COAT MAN IN THE BACK?!
    so much better than the focus of the picture

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    October 14th, 2009

  67. littleMary

    well thanks roselba for setting us all straight. thanks for your infinite wisdom.

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    October 15th, 2009

  68. PfromAZ

    Aw c’mon, surely you can do better than this. This looks like something I’d see at CostCo, Safeway, Trader Joe’s, anywhere. The man looks perfectly fine to me. As for the kid in the back, he’s just some slave trying to earn his $2.00 an hour stocking meats.

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    October 16th, 2009

  69. uhh

    im a little more fixated on the kid wearing the snuggie or something in the background >_>

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    October 22nd, 2009

  70. Morgan

    Yeah, the guys pants are short but what about the kid wearing a halloween costume in August???

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    October 23rd, 2009

  71. Meg

    I don’t see the big deal about this one. He looks relatively normal.

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    October 25th, 2009

  72. J

    Forget the shorts guys, has anyone noticed Jesus shopping behind him???

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    October 28th, 2009

  73. candyluvr

    What’s with the muslim praying to the pork?

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    October 30th, 2009

  74. Eye-Rolls

    I counted about 20 responses pointing out the KK guy/Giant t-shirt guy/jihad guy/etc. Have none of you morons ever seen someone at the meat department? There should be a picture of every single person who is goggly-eyed at “oh mah god dat dude is wearing a big white robe!!!!!!!!!!!!!” on here to make fun of.

    1) You should not be that stupid in the first place. First and maybe second poster, I can forgive you for having a brain fart, but the rest of you.. please see #2 below.

    2) You should READ, idiots. There are almost as many responses ENLIGHTENING you as to what that kid is wearing and why. I cry for the internet people.

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    October 31st, 2009

  75. Rolling Eyes

    I counted about 20 responses pointing out the KK guy/Giant t-shirt guy/jihad guy/etc. Have none of you morons ever seen someone at the meat department? There should be a picture of every single person who is goggly-eyed at “oh mah god dat dude is wearing a big white robe!!!!!!!!!!!!!” on here to make fun of.

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    October 31st, 2009

  76. Lordy Jordy

    LMAO i saw the guywith short shorts, then guy who looked like he didn’t have any legs and i was like wait.. wtf?

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    November 3rd, 2009

  77. Anony

    I thought it was referring to the guy in the back. Anybody else realized something wrong with the other dude too.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  78. Amber

    Hey people, the guy in the white robe is obviously a wal-mart employee..and hes only wearing it because its better than getting raw meat or blood all over your clothes and ruining them. If that were to happen he might end up lookin like half of the other people on this site. Although some of the comments are funny..i just dont really think this picture belongs on this site.

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    November 5th, 2009

  79. myopinion

    umm those shorts arent that short. and his shirts clean and not you know, too tight/too small/ or too big. if those shorts are short, my goodness look at some of the shorts basketball players used to wear, or track runners currentl,etc.

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    November 12th, 2009

  80. Realdragon

    Lay off the dude, he is not wearing them scandalously short, is he? The rolled-up jorts look is dated, yes. But you can’t fault him for their length, they’re perfectly appropriate.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  81. Realdragon

    Sorry, forgot to mention: That’s why they’re called SHORTS! Geddit?!

    I can only imagine the poster of this photo / writer of this caption is some college-age smart-ass who wears ridiculously oversized emo/goth trousers every single day of his life, even in 100 degree heat, because everyone would laugh at his scrawny bird legs. So, to make up for this obvious insecurity, he makes fun of guys who dare to wear shorts just a bit above the knees. (Not to their faces, however — that would take courage.)

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    November 22nd, 2009

  82. kreager

    its an even better picture with jesus reaching into the fridge

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    November 24th, 2009

  83. coolio

    were talking about him and there seems to be an angel behind him looking for milk…

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    December 2nd, 2009

  84. Humptulips

    I’m looking at the guy on his knees in the cooler! Man, they’ll kneel for prayer to Allah anywhere, won’t they? Sheesh! I mean, man, when I’m in Wal*Mart, I can’t even figure out which direction the bathrooms are, let alone Mecca!

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    December 3rd, 2009

  85. rollineyes

    How long do they have to be before people will stop making stupid comments about them. Shorts are called shorts for a reason, they are not called longs. Why does everyone get so squimish about men wearing shorts above the knee but yet women can were shorts up to there twat and no one even reacts to that.

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    January 23rd, 2011

  86. Taylor

    I was actually intrigued my the midget meatman… 0_o

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    January 26th, 2011

  87. Zarola

    I didn’t even notice the guy in front at first. My eyes went straight to the guy in back, with his long-ass shirt. The guy in front isn’t PoW material.

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    February 1st, 2011

  88. bopanator

    hooyah

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    May 1st, 2011

  89. bobanator

    hiiyoh

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    May 1st, 2011

  90. gene masseth

    hi

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    May 1st, 2011

  91. Hannah

    I thought it was about the other guy on his knees!

    Rolling up your pants is not so bad. Not “People of Walmart” material.

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    June 5th, 2011

  92. One More

    I laughed at the alter boy searching for the biggest kielbasa…

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    July 22nd, 2011

  93. Ashley

    WTF is the dude in the white behind him doing? LOL

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    July 31st, 2011

  94. Dlo

    And what about the monk in white praying over the deli meats?

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    August 5th, 2011

  95. Observer

    The guy in the white looks more interesting. I wonder why he was dressed like that!

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    August 8th, 2011

  96. BratBird

    Meh. Nothing to see here. The shorts look perfectly normal to me, and probably to most anyone else who doesn’t care one way or another what the fashionistas say is in or not.

    What I am most surprised about is all the posts late into the comments wondering about the guy in the white robe, even though many many many many many people have already explained that the guy is an employee and that is standard uniform for this department.

    Yeeshkabobs people. At least take the time to read a good sampling of comments before commenting yourself.

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    August 15th, 2011

  97. alita

    What’s wrong with him? NOTHING.

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    August 11th, 2012

  98. Katie

    Are we not going to talk about the dude in the white dress in front of him?

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    October 22nd, 2013

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