Monkey Business

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Nah man, I’m cool…I’m gonna stay home and chill with my monkey.

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Monkey Business, 5.4 out of 10 based on 26 ratings

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  1. Jaysee

    do you think she ever spanks it?

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    September 5th, 2009

  2. A. R. M.

    I’m cool, just came to get some lotion then going home to watch Hanna Montana & spank my monkey

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    September 5th, 2009

  3. Dances With Dingo

    “Everybody’s got something to hide, ‘cept for me and my…”

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    September 5th, 2009

  4. KE Boss

    It must be her seeing eye monkey

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    September 5th, 2009

  5. KG

    “hookin’ up with an ORANGUTAN next week”

    ))))

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    September 5th, 2009

  6. Ramon

    word?

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    September 5th, 2009

  7. Adorable Johnny

    Macaq is rather finicky..so I let him pick.

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    September 5th, 2009

  8. Courtnay

    “Help! Chick is looking for sequins to sew on the sweater she made me!”

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    September 6th, 2009

  9. Jenna

    Alot of people have a monkey on their back. Sissy’s special, she’s got one on her boob.

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    September 6th, 2009

  10. FruityYogurt

    Service animal.

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    September 6th, 2009

  11. Maxwells

    WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS YOURSELF: You can be arrested for having your little monkey peeking-out while you’re shopping.

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    September 6th, 2009

  12. dd1sk

    I saw this lady last week. Oklahoma rocks, LOL.

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    September 6th, 2009

  13. Paul

    MORE, MONKEY, PUSSY, FOR ME SON! godamn.

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    September 6th, 2009

  14. Sherribaby

    Please tell me she doesn’t breastfeed!

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    September 6th, 2009

  15. Jessica

    I think this was in Virginia.

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    September 7th, 2009

  16. Lyn

    Wow…where can you get away with bringing your monkey into a Walmart? lmao

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    September 7th, 2009

  17. Will

    The Dave Chappelle quote(s) really makes this worthwhile lol

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    September 7th, 2009

  18. Bob

    I bet she’s a real “organ-grinder”, if you know what I mean!

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    September 7th, 2009

  19. Tony

    You realize that a white faced cappuchin, aka, this type of monkey, is what spread the Ebola virus in the movie “outbreak!”

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  20. cameron

    HAHAH.the caption is from dave chappelle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k

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    September 7th, 2009

  21. Deseosa

    Okay, and they stopped me at the door when I tried to take my 5lb purse dog in the store, but this Mensa member gets to take in a F-ing Capuchin monkey?? It’s cause I’m white.

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    September 7th, 2009

  22. Chris

    Holy shit, it’s the monkey from Outbreak! Run!

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  23. belv

    hahahaha..dave chappelle reference

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    September 7th, 2009

  24. herrbrahms

    Apparently this was Lisa Marie’s inheritance when MJ died.

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    September 8th, 2009

  25. Jessica

    There’s actually a lady who comes into my wal-mart with a monkey. Its her variety of a service animal. She’s in a wheel chair and the monkey helps her if she drops something. Its actually kind of cool.

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    September 9th, 2009

  26. Sean

    his name is mojo

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    September 9th, 2009

  27. Nerdrage

    WHOA!

    they sell monkies in Walmart? pity we dont have em’ ere in oz

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    September 10th, 2009

  28. Jennifer

    aww i loooove him

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    September 10th, 2009

  29. emily

    ahh. it’s a helper monkey. I don’t really know how it would help, but it’s still cute.

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    September 12th, 2009

  30. Ryan

    “Servcice animal” my ass… GTFO. :P

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    September 13th, 2009

  31. Tim

    It’s the rally monkey! That’s a REAL Angels fan.

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    September 14th, 2009

  32. carlos

    My monkey needs a shave!!

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    September 15th, 2009

  33. Noey75

    Hey it’s Marcel from Friends!! Can I have your autograph? ((monkey flings poo))

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    September 15th, 2009

  34. BERT

    Chim Chim jacked me off with her feet last week. Only a monkey can show you that kind of love and affection.

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    September 15th, 2009

  35. peg leg

    “do you know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my idck without pealing it?

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    September 18th, 2009

  36. Jenna

    Deasosa (spelling) Look closer, she’s white too.

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    September 19th, 2009

  37. Kate

    I would be pissed off, but then I hate monkeys. Have always been afraid of them. o.O

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    September 21st, 2009

  38. Oatmealman

    Only in wal-mart can you woop out your monkey,rub it,and not get arrested!

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    September 21st, 2009

  39. Sarah

    I feel like someone needs to be regulating the wild life being let into walmarts…isnt that what they hire the geriatric greeters for?

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    September 25th, 2009

  40. kierstein

    omigosh! i saw the same kind of monkey at a walmart but it wasnt the same lady. i uploaded my picture :)

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    September 26th, 2009

  41. Peggy

    TLC just annouced a show with people who have these monkees and act like they are their kids.

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    October 3rd, 2009

  42. Mg

    AWWW! It’s called a capuchin, they max out at like 3 or 4 lbs….

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    October 4th, 2009

  43. Anduin

    Pretty sure it’s a monkey in training to be an assistance animal, since they need to be acclimated to public places before they can… be expected to work in public places when they get placed.

    If not… lol.

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    October 5th, 2009

  44. :D

    oh come on its her little helper monkey :D it can help her with all the shopping!

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    October 10th, 2009

  45. helper monkey

    oh come on! its her little helper monkey :D it can help her with all the shopping!

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    October 10th, 2009

  46. Paul

    last night chimp chimp jerked me off with his feet! only a monkey can show that kinda love and tenderness!

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    October 13th, 2009

  47. jeanna

    i love that you quoted Friends. even if you didn’t mean to.

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    October 21st, 2009

  48. Aww, the monkey is cute. Its helping him out, lol idont know how but it is.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  49. Mondika

    I want one

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    November 5th, 2009

  50. N4

    Seeing Eye Monkey…who’s going to help it’s blind owner craft a shirt later..

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    November 8th, 2009

  51. MeMyself&I

    Oh man…if I had a monkey…well – I’d bring it to Target.

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    November 12th, 2009

  52. Hannah

    So that’s where Marcel went!

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    June 5th, 2011

  53. MELINDA

    Where the hell is it even legal to own a monkey??

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    February 13th, 2012

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