Nah man, I’m cool…I’m gonna stay home and chill with my monkey.
53 Comments | In: Animals tags: monkey, pet monkey.
do you think she ever spanks it?
September 5th, 2009
A. R. M.
I’m cool, just came to get some lotion then going home to watch Hanna Montana & spank my monkey
Dances With Dingo
“Everybody’s got something to hide, ‘cept for me and my…”
It must be her seeing eye monkey
“hookin’ up with an ORANGUTAN next week”
Macaq is rather finicky..so I let him pick.
“Help! Chick is looking for sequins to sew on the sweater she made me!”
September 6th, 2009
Alot of people have a monkey on their back. Sissy’s special, she’s got one on her boob.
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS YOURSELF: You can be arrested for having your little monkey peeking-out while you’re shopping.
I saw this lady last week. Oklahoma rocks, LOL.
MORE, MONKEY, PUSSY, FOR ME SON! godamn.
Please tell me she doesn’t breastfeed!
I think this was in Virginia.
September 7th, 2009
Wow…where can you get away with bringing your monkey into a Walmart? lmao
The Dave Chappelle quote(s) really makes this worthwhile lol
I bet she’s a real “organ-grinder”, if you know what I mean!
You realize that a white faced cappuchin, aka, this type of monkey, is what spread the Ebola virus in the movie “outbreak!”
HAHAH.the caption is from dave chappelle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k
Okay, and they stopped me at the door when I tried to take my 5lb purse dog in the store, but this Mensa member gets to take in a F-ing Capuchin monkey?? It’s cause I’m white.
Holy shit, it’s the monkey from Outbreak! Run!
hahahaha..dave chappelle reference
Apparently this was Lisa Marie’s inheritance when MJ died.
September 8th, 2009
There’s actually a lady who comes into my wal-mart with a monkey. Its her variety of a service animal. She’s in a wheel chair and the monkey helps her if she drops something. Its actually kind of cool.
September 9th, 2009
his name is mojo
they sell monkies in Walmart? pity we dont have em’ ere in oz
September 10th, 2009
aww i loooove him
ahh. it’s a helper monkey. I don’t really know how it would help, but it’s still cute.
September 12th, 2009
“Servcice animal” my ass… GTFO.
September 13th, 2009
It’s the rally monkey! That’s a REAL Angels fan.
September 14th, 2009
My monkey needs a shave!!
September 15th, 2009
Hey it’s Marcel from Friends!! Can I have your autograph? ((monkey flings poo))
Chim Chim jacked me off with her feet last week. Only a monkey can show you that kind of love and affection.
“do you know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my idck without pealing it?
September 18th, 2009
Deasosa (spelling) Look closer, she’s white too.
September 19th, 2009
I would be pissed off, but then I hate monkeys. Have always been afraid of them. o.O
September 21st, 2009
Only in wal-mart can you woop out your monkey,rub it,and not get arrested!
I feel like someone needs to be regulating the wild life being let into walmarts…isnt that what they hire the geriatric greeters for?
September 25th, 2009
omigosh! i saw the same kind of monkey at a walmart but it wasnt the same lady. i uploaded my picture
September 26th, 2009
TLC just annouced a show with people who have these monkees and act like they are their kids.
October 3rd, 2009
AWWW! It’s called a capuchin, they max out at like 3 or 4 lbs….
October 4th, 2009
Pretty sure it’s a monkey in training to be an assistance animal, since they need to be acclimated to public places before they can… be expected to work in public places when they get placed.
If not… lol.
October 5th, 2009
oh come on its her little helper monkey it can help her with all the shopping!
October 10th, 2009
oh come on! its her little helper monkey it can help her with all the shopping!
last night chimp chimp jerked me off with his feet! only a monkey can show that kinda love and tenderness!
October 13th, 2009
i love that you quoted Friends. even if you didn’t mean to.
October 21st, 2009
Aww, the monkey is cute. Its helping him out, lol idont know how but it is.
October 22nd, 2009
I want one
November 5th, 2009
Seeing Eye Monkey…who’s going to help it’s blind owner craft a shirt later..
November 8th, 2009
Oh man…if I had a monkey…well – I’d bring it to Target.
November 12th, 2009
So that’s where Marcel went!
June 5th, 2011
Where the hell is it even legal to own a monkey??
February 13th, 2012