September 11th, 2009
Walmart Wedding
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Walmart Wedding,
If you were wondering what this site is about, then here is your answer. This is the Holy Grail.
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Walmart Wedding,
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Talk about an employee benefit.
September 11th, 2009
What a smart thing to do in these hard economic times! Could you imagine how much a Target wedding would cost?
September 11th, 2009
I’ve just lost all faith in humanity.
September 11th, 2009
Holy crap this is amazing!
September 11th, 2009
One word: WOW.
Hahahah. I mean, I guess you should do whatever you want to do for you wedding…but uh…yeah. I wonder how much it cost them to rent the space out >.>…lmfao.
September 11th, 2009
I can not express in words what is flowing through me right now. This is… beyond anything I could have imagined.
September 11th, 2009
why? WHY? WHY???
September 11th, 2009
Reception to follow at McDonald’s.
September 11th, 2009
Seriously? Who is redneck enough to want their wedding at a walmart
September 11th, 2009
Did the bridesmads wear thier smocks?
September 11th, 2009
Here comes the bride all dressed in… “excuse me Wal-Mart shoppers, but there is a 1995 Ford pickup truck in the parking lot with its lights on.”
Nothing says romance like a trip down Aisle 9.
September 11th, 2009
That’s about the saddest thing I’ve ever done seen. Truly tasteless.
September 11th, 2009
Hey! That’s me! Can I get this photo for my album? WAIT until we want to start a family. We’re doing a Walmart conception!
September 11th, 2009
You can’t get more white-trash than a Wal-Mart wedding. Now all that’s missing is a drunk relative and a one-eyed bloodhound.
September 11th, 2009
O.M.F.G.!!!!! OH MY GOD! Hey, look, FREE wedding flowers. Once they’re done with then they just put them back on the shelf. Classy. But I wouldn’t expect anything less in an economy like this.
September 11th, 2009
Hilarious!!
September 11th, 2009
Oh…my…god… There are no words for this…
September 11th, 2009
That is insane! What crazy people would do that?
September 11th, 2009
Holy hell that is awesome…in the redneck sort of way.
September 11th, 2009
Why should Vegas have all the fun? Sheesh.
September 11th, 2009
I am not for America so perhaps I don’t quite fully get the whole Walmart thing but someone please tell me this one isn’t real and it is some sort of pubilicity stunt cause its just goes way beyond sad if an actual wedding.
September 11th, 2009
Cause a Vegas wedding would be too tacky.
September 11th, 2009
Classy!
September 11th, 2009
The reception was held shortly after in the employee breakroom… Refreshments were served straight out of the vending machine…
September 11th, 2009
Is there a chance, even a slight one, that this is for a catalog or something? You guys have peaked here…
September 11th, 2009
You are right about this being the Holy Grail. Incredible!
September 11th, 2009
umm…wow. uhh…there are not words to express the sick feeling in my stomach
September 11th, 2009
The greeter must have been working twice as hard that day…
Wait, that’s the warehouse! I bet people were walking out with cases of pineapple chunks and bulk packs of bras all over the place. Man, no scanners, a kleptomaniac’s wet dream!
September 11th, 2009
oh dear lord…. what has the world come to. why would you ever want to be married in a wallmart.
September 11th, 2009
W T F ? they both thought this was a great idea? no friends or family or even a preacher to tell them how stupid this is. I can’t wait to find out their kids names. Wally Marta
September 11th, 2009
Who the HELL would get married in Walmart???
September 11th, 2009
Signs that the Apocalypse is upon us.
September 11th, 2009
No way! That is wronger.
September 11th, 2009
SHUT UP… notice the kid and groom in tuxes in the right photo…. WHY tuxes… why not shorts and a Hawaiian shirt..
September 11th, 2009
one stop shopping for that picture perfect wedding.
the dress
the cake
the ring
the flowers
the wittnesses
what more do you need?
September 11th, 2009
Reception at the Deli Counter?
September 11th, 2009
Where’s the price slasher? Wedding? $9.98
September 11th, 2009
You have GOT to be kidding me.
September 11th, 2009
The only thing I can say is:
WHY?
Can you imagine the sheer delight of all those invited.
“The parents of so and so and so and so(names have been changed to protect the idiocy) would like to invite you to aisle 14 of the Oak St. Walmart for the wedding of my son to the daughter of a cheap-assed bastage.”
September 11th, 2009
Not to be picky….but should that not read a ‘Sam’s Club’ wedding?
Either way, it’s fabulous!
September 11th, 2009
stay classy America.
September 11th, 2009
Just another Wallmart employee perk. Weddings provided during breaks. OK tootsie, weddings over, back to the register. Cake, flowers and photographers will come out of your check.
September 11th, 2009
Is that Sam’s or a Wal-Mart?
September 11th, 2009
I’m speechless….
September 11th, 2009
WOW, WAL★MART, WOW.
September 11th, 2009
They probably served Moonpies and Cheetos as appetizers. Awesome!
September 11th, 2009
Double weddings? It’s actually kind of sweet. And creative. You gonna say it is not as classy as a wedding in a Vegas chapel officiated by Elvis?
September 11th, 2009
oh my…. wow
September 11th, 2009
NOOOOO!
September 11th, 2009
I am so confused and speechless!
September 11th, 2009
Who the f$@% gets married in a Wal-mart?
September 11th, 2009
Hahahaha…OMG…that’s so awesome.
September 11th, 2009
really? why? seriously wanting a wedding there? I mean isn’t it enough to have a registry there?
September 11th, 2009
Who DOESN”T get married at Walmart is what I want to know.
September 11th, 2009
I once knew a girl that got married at a McDonalds. This may top it.
September 11th, 2009
an obvious fake!
a real Walmart bride would be at LEAST 7 months pregnant!
September 11th, 2009
No way, no how, would I get married at Wal-Mart. NEVER.
September 11th, 2009
There was a Wal-Mart wedding at my local store (New Castle, PA–boo yaaa!) a couple of years ago. Two employees got married. As I recall, the bride was much older than the groom, and they wore their blue vests. And jeans. And t-shirts. I wonder if they’re still married? Next time I go I’ll have to ask.
September 11th, 2009
WTF. Wow.
September 11th, 2009
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this could have been taken during Walmart’s 7/7/07 contest days, i was unfortunately working there during this time
September 11th, 2009
Hey, if it weren’t for Wall Mart, where would the Republicans get all their vots from? and where is Sara Palin anyway?
September 11th, 2009
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September 11th, 2009
shouldn’t the frosting be blue?
September 11th, 2009
Is that bubble wrap used as an isle runner?
September 11th, 2009
I work at a Wal-Mart in Missouri. We had a person get married in our store. SO STUPID!! Wal-Mart pays for all kinds of stuff for the ceremony, but the one rule is you have to have enough cake and refreshments for any customer that wants any. So stupid people will be all up in your ceremony mouthing off cause the cake is gone.
September 11th, 2009
I used to work at Home Depot, and we had a wedding there once. No flowers, dress, etc, though. The couple came up to the Service Desk with a Justice of the Peace and asked me if I was over 18. I was-everyone who works there is. So then they asked me and a Head Cashier and me to witness their wedding, right there at the desk. Pretty surprising.
September 11th, 2009
It’s a portrait session. I read something yesterday about walmart now offering wedding portrait sessions.
Still… who the hell would want their wedding photos done by a walmart caliber photographer?
September 11th, 2009
Because Target wasn’t classy enough.
September 11th, 2009
I have won.
September 11th, 2009
Make fun all you want, but they won’t be running out of cheap beer or shitty wine at the reception!
September 11th, 2009
Because renting the rec room at the trailer park was too expensive.
September 11th, 2009
…
a couple at my wal-mart were going to do this, in the outdoor section of the garden center, where i worked. i was rooting for them, it meant i could decorate instead of doing my real job (getting bitched at and lifting heavy objects.)
September 11th, 2009
So, are wedding services for employees considered a taxable benefit? Were they required to still work while being wed? “Hi, I’m the bride, welcome to WalMart! Won’t you join us for some cake while you’re shopping?”.
What’s next, a 7-11 wedding with free slurpees??
September 11th, 2009
umm damn it they totally took my dream wedding and made it a reality guess I’ll ask Aldi’s if I can hold my wedding there instead
lol
September 11th, 2009
that’s not the warehouse, its the lawn and garden section. hahaha and it def looks real. if it were any kind of publicity thing i think they would have better models!
September 11th, 2009
I had a friend get married at lawn and garden in walmart. She worked there as did the groom. that is actually where they met. I thought it was just a Kentucky thing but obviously not!
September 11th, 2009
White trash is as white trash does.
Tacky much?
September 11th, 2009
Whats wrong with you peoples makin fun of this girl havin her wonderful wedding at wal-mart. If my wal-mart wedding had been half as nice as that I would have been lucky.
September 11th, 2009
hey, if they get married there, they don’t have to walk that far to return their gifts.
September 11th, 2009
Price check on . . . wedding?
September 11th, 2009
you’re fucking with me… these people did NOT actually get married in walmart…. they just didn’t.. this picture is doctored.. please tell me it’s doctored…
September 11th, 2009
I know there’s a wedding aisle at Wal-Mart, but this is taking it a little far, don’t you think?
September 11th, 2009
I know there’s a wedding aisle at Wal-Mart, but don’t you think this is taking it a little far?
September 11th, 2009
This picture must have been taken at a SAM’s club and not at an actual Walmart, as you can see by the background of the wedding cake and the warehouse style setting, but nonetheless SAM’s is owned by Walmart.
Do you think they played here comes the bride over the loud speaker?
September 11th, 2009
Is it my imagination or are the flowers on the side just pots of plants from the garden area with walmart bags wrapped around the bottom?
September 11th, 2009
What will they have next an OBGYN that delivers babies at WALMART?
September 11th, 2009
In 98 or 99 the Leesville, Louisiana walmart had a contest for a Wal-mart wedding! We ended up shopping the day of the wedding. The bride came out of the dressing room, her daugther was a flower girl and the rings were from the jewelry department. It was a total white trash wedding!
September 11th, 2009
For all of you non-believers, here’s the link to story about the wedding on our local news website. Be sure to watch the video!
http://cbs13.com/local/walmart.wedding.west.2.1116853.html
September 11th, 2009
“It’s a….. nice day for a…. CHEAP Wedding!”
Walmart; Cheap prices, Cheap people.
This website is hilarious, and very addicting. It’s like a very bad train wreck; viewing this website when I am supposed to be working is wrong, but I cannot help but sneak a peek at this website every chance I get!
September 11th, 2009
We invited 100 people to this wedding. I wonder why no one showed up?
September 11th, 2009
I love walmart but i dont love it that much. OMG. thats really cheap. I would be so embaressed.
September 11th, 2009
I heard the honeymoon is in the family planning section. At least I HOPE it is….
September 11th, 2009
Well I’m really not surprised… They did it in the movie “Where the Heart Is” So it was only a matter of time if it hadn’t happened already. If I really didn’t have the money to get married somewhere else, they always could have had it at a park or in their back yard… Walmart just looks too.. too… commercial.. for a wedding. =o/ Ah well gift returns should be easier! *ducks* LoL
September 11th, 2009
Why get married at Wal-Mart? The 90 day return policy on the bride or groom of course!
September 11th, 2009
LMAO… That is the funniest thing ever!
September 11th, 2009
I used to work in an ER, and a guy was brought in who had be LIVING at the Walmart in the garden center…nice digs, I don’t blame him!
September 11th, 2009
How Very American, Wonder why we are the laughing stock of the world???!!!
Nothing like having one of the most important days of your life shared by a white trash corporation… This is pathetic.
September 11th, 2009
Well this is not quite as bad as the waffle house wedding…white trash at its best… “Honey i’m thirsty can you run down to the beer aisle and pick me up some Budlight??? C’mon hurry up now we only get 10 minutes before she comes out of the public restroom”
September 11th, 2009
Like the bridesmaid dresses aren’t hideous enough!
September 11th, 2009
Misty, you should be “embaressed” that you cannot spell embarrassed (or “that’s”). This lovely bride is probably mortified that you are commenting on her wedding photos in such poor fashion!
September 11th, 2009
“Do you take this woman, to be your lawfully wedded wife…….and get one free?”
September 11th, 2009
This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life!
September 11th, 2009
I love it!!! Can’t believe it!!! Love this site….please don’t stop sending pics
September 11th, 2009
seriously people? you couldn’t think of anywhere better than Wal-Mart. if you’re gonna be cheap, go to the public park or something. i’ve seen a couple women come into wal-mart in their wedding dress, got nothin better to do i guess haha
September 11th, 2009
but at least she had a nice cake…..
September 11th, 2009
I have a friend that was working across the street from this Walmart and caught wind of it so she decided she had to attend.
) Yes people, this really did happen. The couple met while working at the store and decided that they should be married in the same place where they met. What happens when you meet your mate at McDonald’s?
September 11th, 2009
Yeah but where are there ten children?
September 11th, 2009
OMG I live in California and they put that wedding on the news!!! ROFL!!!!
September 11th, 2009
So wrong.So very wrong.Work there? yes fine.Shop there?yes ok.Eat at McDonalds there?ok then.Get married there?No f’n way!
September 11th, 2009
That’s I’m done after seeing this I see no reason to come back to this site. The is the Holy Grail. Thank you and have a nice day.
September 11th, 2009
And I thought the Waffle House wedding was sad…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/91918333@N00/2674603768/in/photostream/
September 11th, 2009
You know this country is F—ed when people actually hold their wedding in Walmart…this is worse than having a trailer park wedding.
Just think, after the ceremony, they can go over to the McDonald’s in the Walmart for the reception dinner, then go to the electronics section for their first dance!
September 11th, 2009
For the love of all things holy!
That’s all I’ve got.
September 11th, 2009
Anything rednecks do doesn’t surprise me.
September 11th, 2009
The movie Idiocracy is fast becoming a look into the future of what America will look like.
September 11th, 2009
I guess the reception is being held in McDonalds and the honeymoon’s in the outdoors section. Or the home and garden section. BAHAHAHA!!!!
September 11th, 2009
I worked at a furniture where two hicks met while shopping there. They dated about 3 months and then asked to get married at the store. Management thought it would be good publicity so they allowed it, spent money for decorations, reception, the whole thing. Had a local TV station show up for the “human interest” story. Then the guy the bride was currently married to showed up and brought the whole thing to a stop with one punch to the new Romeo’s jaw. We laughed our asses off, ate the cake, drank the champagne and then delivered a bedroom suite to a late day customer. Good lord, that was 25 years ago, in 1984!
September 11th, 2009
As long as they were happy… but this is crazy. Can’t believe you can actually get married in a Wal Mart.
September 11th, 2009
People, if you are planning to hold your wedding at Wal-Mart, please, please have a friend purchase a hammer in the hardware department and beat you senseless with it. Oh, wait, it may be too late for that….
September 11th, 2009
The Bride cuts the cake, the bride cuts the cake….
September 11th, 2009
And YOU said there was no reason to go to walmart on your wedding day (something about a wookie boning the loch ness monster?!)
September 11th, 2009
Speaking of Sam’s Club, I went into there a few months ago, and they had people lying back in chairs, dentist-style, getting their teeth whitened. I kid you not.
September 11th, 2009
where is Tom Arnold with his comments on this isn’t this an episode of my big redneck wedding on TMC???
September 11th, 2009
what happens in walmart … is posted on thepeopleofwalmart.com
September 11th, 2009
How low can we sink?
September 11th, 2009
In response to the Sam’s club, it’s not Sam’s Club. I worked as a CSM for a few yrs and that’s the back room of a Wal-Mart. The receiving area is warehouse style. I knew a few ex co workers who got married at my old store. Yes, they were redneck. They got married by the registers (she was a cashier). I’m guessing someone out of that couple works in receiving. Oh and they do ‘borrow’ things from other departments to decorate too. So yeah, those are probably Wal-Mart bags around the plants.
September 12th, 2009
This just absolutley made my day. I think my life is complete. I really wont forget how fucking hilarious this is. Notice also, there is no growm to be seen in any of the photos.
September 12th, 2009
something tells me they REALLY love the movie “Where the Heart Is”.
September 12th, 2009
TOO FUNNY! So I’m guessing she must have been living in the Walmart, had her baby in one of the isles of Walmart, and so she decided it was the perfect place to get married???
September 12th, 2009
Oh my gawd….
September 12th, 2009
I’ll comment on this when I pick my lower jaw up off of the floor.
September 12th, 2009
Failing down the isle.
I give it 6 months; 2 more with a coupon.
September 12th, 2009
She’s clearly a fan of the movie Where the Heart Is. The main character lived in a Wal-Mart for a while, and at the end of the movie, gets married in one. This pic is exactly like the one in the movie, right down to the lavender bridesmaids and type of dress the bride is in. LOL.
September 12th, 2009
Obviously, what happens at WalMart does not stay in WalMart!
September 12th, 2009
So would the inevitable divorce be called a “rollback”??
September 12th, 2009
Can we assume that the reception will be in the deli department? They can use that fake wooden floor in the shoe and clothing department as a dance floor if they can crank the music in the electronics department loud enough…and trust me — based on my local Wal-Mart — they can.
September 12th, 2009
Both of them work at walmart and decided to get married there..
September 12th, 2009
Oh no! Where is the romance and tradition???
Awful!!!
September 12th, 2009
It is getting harder and harder to convince my out-of-state friends that California is great and mostly normal place to live.
September 12th, 2009
White people are…interesting.
September 12th, 2009
Mike H- I worked at a 7-Eleven in Portland, Maine while is college… and one of the girls who worked there DID get married there. (So it has already been done.) RIGHT BY THE BEER COOLERS! Can you say TOAST!
Tey said they had no friends or family there, but really… you don’t have any taste just to go to the justice of the peace???
September 12th, 2009
OMFG!!!! It finally happened.
Reminds me of a former co-worker who’s cousin sent out wedding invitations listing Walmart as the bridal registry with a note explaining that they didn’t realize Walmart DIDN’T have a bridal registry when the invitations were printed.
September 12th, 2009
what a bunch of cheap-asses. I bet they waited for roll-backs on all their items.
September 12th, 2009
Oh, and do you REALLY think she “deserves” to wear white. I think not.
September 12th, 2009
I heard they’re headed to Target for the honeymoon.
September 12th, 2009
This can’t be real…..
September 13th, 2009
I’m jealous. My wife and I got married at Family Dollar. WalMart seemed a little too swank for us.
September 13th, 2009
Yikes.
September 13th, 2009
my mom married a couple in a target in cincinnati. the couple worked there.
September 13th, 2009
I’ve been to some tacky weddings…but….this “takes the cake!”
September 13th, 2009
Is this employee A) The ultimate brown noser.
B) Subtly trying to let the boss know a raise is long over due.
September 13th, 2009
Are you serious?!?!?!?!?!?! It’s the true redneck wedding. Just imagine where their 20th wedding aniversary will be?????
September 13th, 2009
The latest in destination weddings!
September 13th, 2009
I am truly speechless…
September 13th, 2009
Please tell me that’s bubble wrap on the floor leading up to the altar.
September 13th, 2009
This picture is glorious! And really, it’s so practical – guests buy their own food or just break into their favorite bags of chips while sitting in aisle 7 for the wedding. Need a toilet? aisle 15.
September 13th, 2009
WHY. This made my day so much worse.
September 13th, 2009
Apparently a lot of people had nothing else to do on 9-11
September 13th, 2009
And they all lived happily ever after….until they had to backup cashier
September 13th, 2009
My cousin actually did get married at the Wal-Mart (Milton, FL). Their logic was that since both of them and most of their friends worked at Wal-Mart that this way everyone could attend. The lovely couple later appeared on Springer … twice.
September 13th, 2009
It seemed like a great idea until they took it home and it fell apart, & their fingers turned funny colors from the lead painted rings made in China. But no problem, they went back the next afternoon and got a new one, marriage that is.
Utopia! right?
September 14th, 2009
I wonder where they had the reception? Staff break room? Chairs Aisle?Tailgate party in the parking lot?
September 14th, 2009
Gives the Billy Idol song “White Wedding” a whole new feel to it…
September 14th, 2009
Nothin’ says redneck like a wedding at the Walmart.
September 14th, 2009
I want to marry whoever writes these comments. Seriously.
September 14th, 2009
Someone tell me “WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR WEDDING IN WALMART?”
September 14th, 2009
LOL sorry but this isn’t nearly as bad as the whole McDonalds wedding stuff people do sometimes.
September 14th, 2009
they are registered at Target
September 14th, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 14th, 2009
Why are there like 5 disposal runners lined up in a row?
September 14th, 2009
My ex wife set up one of these – it was actually a demo to show how you can use wal mart products to set up a wedding. I was the cheesy announcer for it! Funny stuff.
September 14th, 2009
Vegas is going out of business
September 14th, 2009
Wow. Super convenient! I wish all my friends got married at Wal-Mart. I could pick up their wedding card and gift in the same trip. Maybe I can schedule an oil change too!
September 14th, 2009
“Whereju go fer yer wedding?”
“Oh, St. Paul’s catholic church! It was a glorious wedding that cost us well over 20k. But it was so worth it. It was just like I have been dreaming since I was a child! Where did you get married, then?”
“Waaal-maarrt! Hhuhhuhhh :-B. They dun threw in a geeft card for 20$ off our total bill!”
September 15th, 2009
Hey, I bet it was at least fun!
September 15th, 2009
Seriously, guys, as a Wal-Mart employee, not one freaking month goes by that I don’t have to read about someone getting married in a Wal-Mart in the company magazine. I hate “Wal-Mart brought us together!” stories.
The cake is actually seriously pretty, though.
September 15th, 2009
WTF….this is nauseating
September 15th, 2009
I’m just curious as to what the return policy is on a Wal-Mart marriage.
“Do you have your receipt?”
“No,” says the black eyed, bloody beaten soon to be ex-wife.
“Okay, why are you returning the product?”
“… it fell down the stairs…”
“Would you like to exchange, or will it be cash?”
“Cash… wait, can I get a foot massager instead?”
But seriously, I want to know when the “Wal-Mart” adoption center will open up. I literally want a “Kids Section”.
September 15th, 2009
They may as well go ahead and call the police for domestic abuse right now. Give them a little heads up for future reference.
September 15th, 2009
You all should be ashamed of yourselves. This couple that decided to have there wedding at Wal-Mart had their reasons for wanting to. Just because its not in a church or pavilion does not make it trashy or unholy. There is a saying.. “To each their own”. If this is what that couple wanted then so be it. It is not our place to state that it is redneck, white trash, trashy or any other derogatory statement.
I personally would not choose this location for a wedding, but I hope that this couple has many great years together, live a long and happy life and I also wish them the best of luck.
September 15th, 2009
what’s funny is that my friend was going to have her wedding on Aisle 22 in Walmart. It’s where she met her husband…. they’re super rich, but…. I’m glad they opted out of that idea… ha ha ha ha.
September 15th, 2009
Just think- when they’re done, they can put the decorations back on the shelf!
September 15th, 2009
JEN in caps- IT IS TRASHY to get married at WAL MART
END OF STORY!!!!!!!!!!!1
September 15th, 2009
YAYE! Something lower than a courthouse
September 15th, 2009
Wow! I work at walmart and we joke ALL the time with a guy at work that he is going to get married at walmart! LOL! Has to be the right time of year though, when Lawn and Garden is open and in full swing! Fresh flowers! lmao
September 15th, 2009
“honey i have a great idea, lets have our wedding at Walmart!”
yea…no…
in what world does that even sound like a great idea!!!
September 15th, 2009
did u notice that all the groomsmen are wearing blue shirts?? haha LMFAO! i work at wal-mart, have been there for 4 years, that this is has to be the funnies thing i have ever seen in my life!
September 15th, 2009
Doesnt sound like an all together bad idea, I had wanted Vegas, with Elvis and Marilyn being my maid of honor, but this sounds even better LMAO
September 15th, 2009
DID MCDONALDS MAKE THE CAKE?
September 16th, 2009
yyyyeah… that only worked in “where the heart is”…. and even THEN it was weird.
September 16th, 2009
was this on an episode of CMT’s my big redneck wedding?
September 16th, 2009
To sad, but true. I and my son and daughter walked into our local WalMart not to long ago ..straight into the garden center and right into a wedding being set up. I couldn’t believe it. To top it off, was to hear an employee say ..as she hurried down the aisle…I hope I am not to late for the vows. For some reason my kids (both adults) tried to sush me as I said…”I can’t believe someone would get married at WalMart!, Why they just go to a Justice of the Peace?” To each their own I guess. but WalMart?
September 16th, 2009
Was Home Depot not available?
September 16th, 2009
You have got to be kidding …OMG!!! thats sad… Wonder if she picked up the groom there also…
September 16th, 2009
IM PRETTY SURE THIS MAY HAVE BEEN THE WAL MART WEDDING THEY WERE GIVING AWAY. NO LIES. LOL IT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING ID HEARD OF, BUT THEY DID IT.
September 16th, 2009
do i smell a ” far from home 2″ coming up… walmart baby gets married?
September 17th, 2009
What’s sad is that they’re going to have children.
September 17th, 2009
Absolutely fantastic. Much better than a Las Vegas drive through wedding…
September 17th, 2009
Why….why….why??????????????
September 17th, 2009
This is humorous all right. I’ve never read so much braying from so many jackasses who don’t have anything to go on but some photos with no captions. It might be a wedding. It might be an ad or catalog shoot.
No one knows, but everyone, or nearly everyone, takes the low road.
Pitiful.
September 17th, 2009
It makes it easier to exhange the gifts.
September 17th, 2009
I guess they couldn’t get the day off???
September 18th, 2009
Very smart in these hard times. Do you know what it costs to have a wedding at the Piggly Wiggly?
September 18th, 2009
Did anyone notice that the article said they got married on a Wednesday morning? That was an additional 30% off booking prices.
September 18th, 2009
W.T.F.?
September 18th, 2009
Seriously….
September 19th, 2009
Really? Seriously? Hang on while I pick my jaw up off the floor…..
There we go… Well, the grooms teeth in the news report explains it all.
“Hey ya’ll!! Let’s go get married at wal-mart!!”
If some guy asked me to marry him and the destination was wal-mart? That’d be quick trip to the “hell no” bin for him.
September 19th, 2009
this is in my area….. they were 2 walmart employees who met and fell in love at work. their manager officiated the wedding.
September 19th, 2009
Alright, so lets all be honest. That is white trash. I understand budget wedding but they could have done it in a park (with not very many people) for cheaper than that and it would have looked way nicer. Also, this is clearly not a walmart but a sam’s but really all the same thing. I wonder how the bride feels?
September 19th, 2009
I mean, at least they got free flowers and plants out of it!
September 20th, 2009
I guess it makes it easier to return unwanted wedding gifts! Customer Service is just right around the corner!
September 20th, 2009
I guess it makes it easier to return unwanted wedding gifts. Customer Service is right around the corner!
September 20th, 2009
Please, someone tell me this is not real…..
September 20th, 2009
Please someone tell me this is not real…
September 20th, 2009
Two things. They forgot to but the wal-mart smiley above the trellis.
I wish I would have done this for my wedding…all I had to buy would be two rings. I can return the rest for the honey moon. She can get her hair done in the salon. After the webbing pictures in the portraits section.
September 21st, 2009
This scenario is so ridiculous, it actually made me upset.
This offends me more than the anti-gay propoganda, the repugnant displays of bad parenting, and drug abuse, featured on this site.
I…I’m sorry…wow.
September 21st, 2009
Oh my! BUT, the nice thing is. . .
it may be the cheapest wedding option, you know?
I mean, you could just pull some artificial flowers from the craft section, without actually having to purchase them!
You could just roll out a nice beautiful bolt of fine cloth from the sewing department. Roll it across the floor, without actually purchasing a runner!
You could go slip your feet into some nice dress shoes, without having to pay for them!!
My God! How ingenious!! And no one could arrest you for shop-lifting ’cause you never actually left the store with any merchandise!!!!
September 21st, 2009
I think it was actually a promotion they were doing. Win a free wedding or something… I was planning my wedding around the same time I saw the advertisement for it. Kind of like those ‘wear a duct tape prom dress and get a scholarship’ type things. But much worse.
September 21st, 2009
http://newsok.com/article/3069536
September 21st, 2009
I was waiting for some hardcore Natalie Portman fan to pull a WTHI
September 22nd, 2009
To make it worse, I don’t think this is WalMart at all, but rather Sam’s Club. I guess they were needing the benefit of bulk discounts.
September 22nd, 2009
There is nothing more elegant than industrial lights and concrete floors
September 22nd, 2009
Get your prescriptions filled, get your oil changed, get married …all at WalMart!!
September 23rd, 2009
Look closely, the best part is that the aisle is actually carpeted with bubble wrap! I’ll bet they took that home for the wedding night festivities…
September 23rd, 2009
Easy to return the gifts.
September 23rd, 2009
In Cali they have weddings in Walmart, In Illinois they have them in Taco Bells
September 23rd, 2009
this is actually sad.
September 24th, 2009
I’ts easier to return the gifts!
September 25th, 2009
google walmart wedding
will find a few others one from 02 even
September 25th, 2009
I’ve never been more embarrassed to say I live in California.
September 28th, 2009
Oh hell yes….Wal-Mart of Vegas….with Elvis & a couple of hookers..
It can’t get any better.
September 28th, 2009
this is proof that there are rednecks in every state
September 28th, 2009
I think even more amazing, if you search for this on the internet, you might be astounded about how many people have been married at Walmart. Gotta love their imagination, or is it lack thereof????
September 28th, 2009
I guess all the parks, beaches, sidewalks and public washrooms were taken.
Now they know you have to book early!
September 28th, 2009
When they only give ya a 1/2-hour lunch break, ya do what ya gotta do…
September 29th, 2009
http://cbs13.com/local/walmart.wedding.west.2.1116853.html
September 30th, 2009
Are you people seriously just making fun of these folks because it’s at Wal-Mart? Have you all never heard of the weddings at other “strange” places? THere have been weddings at McDonald’s, shopping malls, MOVIE THEATERS (Heard of a Star Wars wedding, anybody?) and any of the OTHER strange places, or ways, that people have been married? No more strange than any of these other’s.
Also, you gotta be a redneck/white trash/toothless/on welfare, to go to Wal-Mart AND YES, to even get married there?? Seriously??
Sometimes people meet at work, they fall in love, AND GET MARRIED WHERE THEY MET! LOL
I think it is just bias showing thru.
LOVE IS LOVE! If you cannot get that concept, then I truly feel sad for YOU!!!
Some of the comments are VERY funny! But some, are just down right hatefull.
And, I will say this, at least it makes the gift registry VERY simple and easy!
LOL
October 1st, 2009
And YES! SOME of these pictures DO TRULY make you saying OMG WTF???!?!!!! LMAO
October 1st, 2009
We just had our first wedding in our Walmart in York Ne. I gota tell ya..theres something about a blushing bride in a tube top.. that just gets me all misty eye’d….damn,I gota go get a tissue now.
October 1st, 2009
Theres just somehting specuial about a blushing bride in a tube top…gets me all misty eye’d.
October 1st, 2009
Just like the the return line return lines aren’t long enough at walmart…..Hey where is your husband….I TOOK”EM BACK…
October 2nd, 2009
In the words of Jeff Dunham’s character Walter – “Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your bride and get out!”
October 2nd, 2009
OMG, now I have seen it all! WTF would make you want to get married at Wal-Mart??? People seriously thought of this on their own? Please tell me they AREN’T having children!
October 2nd, 2009
That actually looks like a Sam’s Club, but still all in the same family. & just a bit of info, this is not uncommon & actually in the foreign stores they haves singles night, where u can find a date, plus lots of other crazy sh*t
October 4th, 2009
I am her x husband and i feel bad for my kids because she is a Section 5150 is a section of California’s police code crazy one on the loose. This includes danger to self, danger to others together with some indication, prior to the administering of the hold, of symptoms of a mental disorder, and/or grave disability—as noted below. The conditions must exist under the context of a mental illness and the person must be refusing psychiatric treatment. Having a Walmart Wedding she did’nt say anything to me after the next day.
October 5th, 2009
NExt thing you know there will be FUNERALS at walmart ! Do they have to get their hands in sell EVERYTHING to EVERYBODY ????? OMFG !
October 5th, 2009
Wow….the depths humans will sink to…
October 5th, 2009
Reception to follow at the salvation army! BYOB.
October 5th, 2009
And if the wedding does not work out, you can now buy a casket at costco.
October 5th, 2009
The true reason September 11th will be remembered as a tragic day.
October 6th, 2009
Guess you can get anything there….even a HUSBAND!
October 7th, 2009
What the heck… wheres Bubba J???
October 7th, 2009
TLC is going to be PISSED when they find out Wal-Mart stole their idea for Platinum Weddings!
October 8th, 2009
I am suddenly ashamed to befrom California. the Home state of the Wall Mart Wedding
October 9th, 2009
Arbor display….beautiful…
Wedding Cake by Aunt Martha…Yum!
Flowers that will be sold after the wedding….Ultimate Recycle Opportunity..
WEDDING AT WALMART….PRICELESS!!! NO REALLY!! PRICELESS!!
October 10th, 2009
Is that bubble wrap on the ground…..really?
October 11th, 2009
believe it or not, this has been happening since before the economy took a nosedive and its a lot more common that you might think. to me, it begs one question: how is it that gay marriage is an affront to the sanctity of marriage and yet we let this fly on a regular basis?
October 13th, 2009
actually, walmart implemented a supposed morale boost, after it noticed that alot of employees would meet at work and fall in love. so, they said if you meet at walmart, fall in love and decide to get married, that if you want to you can have your wedding in the garden center, and walmart pays for it. so, it was a way of helping out their associates(with something that can cost alot) and also a way of kinda bringing itself attention.
October 13th, 2009
Just because it happened in Where The Heart Is does not make it OK.
October 13th, 2009
actually walmart gave away weddings for 7-7-07 free in the garden center, they provided the flowers. big contest sadly i had already booked the country club for my wedding that year but yes it is true…. i know because i was dumb enough to work for the company!!! Wouldn’t you rather have not paid for your wedding??
October 13th, 2009
nothing says class like a wedding at walmart and then across the doorway to your new double wide!
October 14th, 2009
hmm,
temple….walmart…. tough choice.
October 14th, 2009
And yet we wonder why this country is spiraling into oblivion…
October 14th, 2009
This can happen legally, yet I can’t marry my girlfriend?
Ugh. >:(
October 15th, 2009
See, this way…they didn’t have to purchase any of the decorations, they just had to rearrange the displays
October 16th, 2009
This is actually pretty smart. She gets all the free flowers she can borrow — for free.. All the decorative supplies she can borrow for free (for advertising too)..And heck, all of the gowns were probably taken straight off the racks and returned after the ceremony is over.
October 16th, 2009
Ah, a wedding at walmart. XD well seen walmart has everything super cheap they probably though “Oh maybe we can get a discount, on all ready dicounted stuff!!!! Oh and we even might get on T.V * Ah~ my dream come true….*”
October 16th, 2009
Not too long ago I saw a story about a couple getting married at White Castle. I can’t decide which place would smell worse.
October 17th, 2009
Wer’e off to Chucky Cheese for the reception and then honeymoon at K-Mart!
October 20th, 2009
..and the guests can pick up the wedding gifts while they are there. It’s a one stop wedding.
October 21st, 2009
Attention wal-mart shoppers and wedding guests……….!/ It’s just like the movie ‘where the heart is’!
October 21st, 2009
my aunt and uncle totally did this, and afterwards, for the honeymoon, they went to a monster truck rally. FML
October 24th, 2009
I thought the wedding was supposed to be about surrounding yourself with people you love to share a special point in time, not about the venue, flowers, or location?
October 27th, 2009
look at the divorce rate… marrage is a joke anyway so why go thru all the trouble of a “traditional wedding” just to then pay thousands for a divorce. these two have it figured out: enjoy the wedding at their favorite place and then when their tired of each other just take it back for a full refund
October 28th, 2009
We get a monthly WM magazine issue thing, and in one of them, there were actual WM employees that got married in the WM they met…yeah.
October 29th, 2009
For the honeymoon they are going to Chapter 11 bankruptcy court to prove they are bankrupt of taste, class, sense and oh yes….the money to get married.
October 30th, 2009
Please this is nothing compared to the woman that auctioned off spots in her bridal party on e bay. That lady made crazy amounts of money and made it onto the morning show
November 1st, 2009
Seeing as the typical american has what, three of them some folks just don’t have the money for something silly like a wedding. I had mine on the steps of the University Center where my wife and I met. Yeah we bought the rings at Wal-Mart, but that was her idea because she didn’t really care. I was happy to not spend the money. A friend that was a priest did that part, a few friends that were photography majors took an ass load of pictures, and we all went to my uncle’s for a barbecue afterwards. Total cost out of pocket: about $200. the money our parents would’ve spent one some dolled up bulldrek ceremony bought us furniture and a washer&dryer. I think I won out, despite the fact that it was a low-budget event.
November 5th, 2009
Easier to return the presents???
November 7th, 2009
And the lady with the size 46 spandex threw small Tacotitos from the Mexican section instead of rice. Doubled as an hors de absyrd,
November 8th, 2009
Nothing says redneck like getting married at walmart
November 15th, 2009
OMG! What the heck is that about. And me and Bff BB thought the Lucky Charms car was funny!!!
Anontamus
November 16th, 2009
I mean relly come on Can you afford a real wedding or were you deciding between Walmart or Target?
Anotamus
ps wheres the recption…. Burger King\Mcdonalds!
November 16th, 2009
i have already posted but i felt like poasting again. I think it is no big DL!
November 17th, 2009
So, is that bubble wrap from the packing section making the aisle?
The valet parking from above it was only for the wedding day, which makes it totally acceptable.
What did Wal-Mart think they were promoting by allowing this wedding?????
November 20th, 2009
On 9/11?????
November 28th, 2009
Coming soon: Walmart Reception & Banquet Hall.
Food Stamps accepted.
November 29th, 2009
Is the honeymoon going to be in the linen department?
November 29th, 2009
No offense to my co-workers but when I clock out, I clock out. I don’t want to see my work place till I get paid next.
December 2nd, 2009
wtf??? why can’t i see the sporting goods or maternity sections?
December 6th, 2009
I HAVE DEFEATED THE FORCES OF GOOD!!! VICTORY PARTY TO BE HELD AT WAL-MART!!!!
October 4th, 2010
They got married at wal-mart because they met at wal-mart..lol.. this wedding was on all our local news stations..lol.. the ring was even bought at wal-mart..
May 28th, 2011
haha, cousin carrie done us proud that day! the couple is now divorced.
January 16th, 2012
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