Fun fact: For the first 2 weeks after a new moon, the moon is visible in the daytime!
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Dude, you are in the wrong store. Only Home Depot or Lowe’s carry enough plaster to cover that crack.
January 18th, 2011
Wants to be cool with the low jeans like the young guys, but didn’t hear the part about wearing boxers underneath.
Isn’t the point of a belt to keep your pants UP? Dude, come on…
This reminds me to just say no to crack.
I’m so glad the baby is shielding its eyes under the blanket and the girl is turned the other way in the cart.
This is how you can tell when your girl friend is on drugs
thats right………you smell the crack on her……..
Drew is Awsome
Crack is whack!
I know that guy!
I like how there is more ass out of his pants then in them!
This just makes me want to run up behind him and pull those pants down to the ground – wonder how he’d feel then?
please don’t fart
He’s President of the Georgia plumbers union.
Looks like he is going to the prescription area to pick up his refill for Noassatol.
“Scratch my back, Honey”
” I cant baby, your ass crack is in the way”
Instant air conditioning… reminds me why I never walk behind people…
Cover up dude! Nobody wants to see that!
Release the Kraken!!!
think he is having an AssHeimers moment…sad really
I'm the warped one
I heard advertisement companys contacted this guy to sign a contract for a walking billboard!
What do you think the first bill board should say?
Let’s hear it!
I think it should be a anti-drug slogan and read…….
Just say NO to crack!
I crack myself up!
Crack myself up?
I’m splitting a gut here!
Step on a crack, break your mother’s back…show off your crack, give your mamma a heart attack.
HEY I THINK I RECOGNIZE THAT ASS…….
Watch For Karma
@countrykate, go ahead and admit it….You want to hit it!
Drew is Awesome
Crack is Whack!
PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! You look like an A$$!
I had Georgia on my mind and this just ruined it!
Oh my god, it’s so angry!!
he must be looking for a good deal on some boxer shorts
what rapper died? Your pants are at half mast.
he fits right in with the walmart crowd – quite contrived – i would be more impressed if he was with his mother (i would say wife but i know he can’t find anyone to put up with that).
it might be a half moon to you, but it is cracked!!!
Oh, man,,,the possibilities abound…
The DARK side of the moon…
Turn to the DARK side…..
Wait ya’ll didn’t you hear that he was going in WM to buy a bigger belt….He has put on only a few pesky ounces that have been hangin on since Christmas
Or it could be “Sad LOOKIN MOON” BY AL
Sad lookin moon….shining down on me
GH in B-Lo
With fatter people their ass cracks go all the way up their backs!
He needs to be goin’ into the store to buy some damn suspenders to hold them pants up over his buttcrack.
He’s not a slow walmartian. Not a fast walmartian either. Actually he’s just a half-fast walmartian
Sheesh–can’t he tell he’s mooning the world!
Lookin like a fool with yo pants under yo ass.
If I fell into that crack and got my arm caught and couldn’t get loose. I’d cut off my head.
Looking Like a Fool with your pants…almost on the ground!
(USING A BRITISH ACCENT) IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS FASHION, IN TODAYS SOCIETY, SHOWING YOUR UNDERWEAR WAS AN UNTOLERABLE THING TO DO;
SO SOCIETY DECIDED WE CIVILIZED ENTREPRENEURIAL WERE CORRECT TO PROTEST, SO THEY HAVE GIVEN US THEIR SIDE OF THEIR OPINIONS. LOL.
THE STATE OF GEORGIAS FRUIT IS THE PEACH: THAT’S ONE PEACH I AINT BITIN’ INTO! EEEEEEWWWWWWW! GIVE ME THAT GEORGE LOPEZ LOOK AS IF I WERE ABOUT TO PUKE LOL
dont you think he felt a breeze ????
They do that to let a little aroma out. So the blind have a reason to hate em
“There’s a bad moon on the rise …..”
Just an f”ing dumbass trying to be cool. Guess when you have no brains or education then this is all you can do to impress folks.
it’s smiling at me!
Hope he doesn’t plan on leaning against the produce!
“Half-assed”? Looks like full-assed to me.
It’s idiots that continue to cause us (African Americans) to endure unwarranted stereotypes. Really dude? Why not a bucket of chicken under one arm and a watermelon under the other while you drag your half-covered fat slobby ass into to buy more Colt 45 Malt Liquor, to enjoy while you drive home in your ’74 Cadillac? Take some pride in yourself, meaning start with your appearance. You can’t control everything in life, but you certainly can control how you look when you go out into the world. One step forward… two steps back.
WHERE IN THE HELL IS JESSE JACKSON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?? OFF AT SOME WHORES HOUSE GETTING LAID…..WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RAINBOW COALITION WOULD SAY TO THIS BRUDDER……”NICE GOING CUZ, WE NEED ALL THE PUBLICITY WE CAN GET, NOW WE CAN TALK TO THE PUBLIC ABOUT RIGHTS AND DRESS CODES….NEXT TIME COULD YOU JUST WEAR A T-SHIRT OF SOME SORT.”"…
He ain’t too slow and he ain’t too fast. Sort of halfass I guess.
I guess he just ASSumed no one would notice…
Son of Sam's Club
How much more time till the curtains completely drop for the unveiling?
Go ahead, stare. Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Ignorance abounds! Cover your dumb ass up! No one even wants to see that on a young kid and certainly not on an old goat like you!
Sometimes belts don’t work good so you need suspenders. I have them on my snow pants.
Perfect place to keep your pencil!
You would think he’d feel a breeze, wouldn’t you? Is this kind of stuff just unique to America or are there Europeans like this? I’d hate to think that we’re the only country with people like this.
January 19th, 2011
“I think I broke my booty. Yep, it’s cracked in the back.”
If that’s half assed, I’d hate to see 100%
That is one big ass coin slot!!!
Omg. ya’ll leave him alone. His coin slot gets chaffed by clothes!!!
Check Out That Old Gang Banger….Still Slingin’ That Crack………
Of all the complicated devices in this man’s possession, his belt is the one that he just can’t figure out. Maybe it would work better around his neck…
We’re gonna need a LOT of spackle for that job.
January 20th, 2011
Dat’s jes plum’ GROSS!!
ewwww! Las’ t’ing I wanna see is a fat, black dude’s butt inna parkin’ lot!
He’s going back for his second trip of haulin’ ass.
Isn’t his ass COLD!? Can’t he feel the breeze? pull up those pants!!!!
January 21st, 2011
Well hes just showing off his merchandise..Why is it so hard to look away? :p
January 22nd, 2011
If the moon is visible in the daytime,then why the f**** can’t I see a thing?!..oh shit.Nevermind,it was just an eclipse.
January 28th, 2011
IM HORNY FOR THIS MUSTY BLACK ASS
February 5th, 2011
February 15th, 2011
Why not just REMOVE the comments that are “Hidden due to low comment rating”? They are certainly not worth reading!
As for the dude – pull up your pants! We all got ‘em, but most of us don’t go round showing off our cracks. Have some decency please!
February 19th, 2011
He needs his a** whipped…..:-/
February 22nd, 2011
For some reason, i wanna swipe my debit card in there and see what happens. And then burn my debit card.
May 5th, 2011
It’s Pink Floyd’s Dark side of the moon.
June 5th, 2011
The dark side of the moon!
June 12th, 2011