January 18th, 2011
Half Assed
Fun fact: For the first 2 weeks after a new moon, the moon is visible in the daytime!
Georgia
Half Assed,
Fun fact: For the first 2 weeks after a new moon, the moon is visible in the daytime!
Georgia
Half Assed,
79 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dude, you are in the wrong store. Only Home Depot or Lowe’s carry enough plaster to cover that crack.
January 18th, 2011
Wants to be cool with the low jeans like the young guys, but didn’t hear the part about wearing boxers underneath.
January 18th, 2011
Isn’t the point of a belt to keep your pants UP? Dude, come on…
January 18th, 2011
This reminds me to just say no to crack.
January 18th, 2011
I’m so glad the baby is shielding its eyes under the blanket and the girl is turned the other way in the cart.
January 18th, 2011
This is how you can tell when your girl friend is on drugs
thats right………you smell the crack on her……..
January 18th, 2011
Crack is whack!
January 18th, 2011
I know that guy!
January 18th, 2011
I like how there is more ass out of his pants then in them!
January 18th, 2011
This just makes me want to run up behind him and pull those pants down to the ground – wonder how he’d feel then?
January 18th, 2011
please don’t fart
January 18th, 2011
He’s President of the Georgia plumbers union.
January 18th, 2011
Looks like he is going to the prescription area to pick up his refill for Noassatol.
January 18th, 2011
“Scratch my back, Honey”
” I cant baby, your ass crack is in the way”
January 18th, 2011
Instant air conditioning… reminds me why I never walk behind people…
Cover up dude! Nobody wants to see that!
January 18th, 2011
Release the Kraken!!!
January 18th, 2011
think he is having an AssHeimers moment…sad really
January 18th, 2011
I heard advertisement companys contacted this guy to sign a contract for a walking billboard!
What do you think the first bill board should say?
C’mon people!
Let’s hear it!
I think it should be a anti-drug slogan and read…….
Just say NO to crack!
hahahahahahahahaha
I crack myself up!
Crack myself up?
hahahahahaha
I’m splitting a gut here!
SPLITTING?
hahahahahaha
January 18th, 2011
Step on a crack, break your mother’s back…show off your crack, give your mamma a heart attack.
January 18th, 2011
HEY I THINK I RECOGNIZE THAT ASS…….
January 18th, 2011
@countrykate, go ahead and admit it….You want to hit it!
January 18th, 2011
Crack is Whack!
January 18th, 2011
PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! You look like an A$$!
January 18th, 2011
I had Georgia on my mind and this just ruined it!
January 18th, 2011
Oh my god, it’s so angry!!
January 18th, 2011
he must be looking for a good deal on some boxer shorts
January 18th, 2011
what rapper died? Your pants are at half mast.
January 18th, 2011
he fits right in with the walmart crowd – quite contrived – i would be more impressed if he was with his mother (i would say wife but i know he can’t find anyone to put up with that).
January 18th, 2011
it might be a half moon to you, but it is cracked!!!
January 18th, 2011
Oh, man,,,the possibilities abound…
The DARK side of the moon…
Turn to the DARK side…..
January 18th, 2011
Wait ya’ll didn’t you hear that he was going in WM to buy a bigger belt….He has put on only a few pesky ounces that have been hangin on since Christmas
January 18th, 2011
Or it could be “Sad LOOKIN MOON” BY AL
Sad lookin moon….shining down on me
January 18th, 2011
With fatter people their ass cracks go all the way up their backs!
January 18th, 2011
He needs to be goin’ into the store to buy some damn suspenders to hold them pants up over his buttcrack.
January 18th, 2011
He’s not a slow walmartian. Not a fast walmartian either. Actually he’s just a half-fast walmartian
January 18th, 2011
He’s not a slow walmartian. Not a fast walmartian either. Actually he’s just a half-fast walmartian
January 18th, 2011
Sheesh–can’t he tell he’s mooning the world!
January 18th, 2011
Lookin like a fool with yo pants under yo ass.
January 18th, 2011
Seymour Butts!
January 18th, 2011
If I fell into that crack and got my arm caught and couldn’t get loose. I’d cut off my head.
January 18th, 2011
Looking Like a Fool with your pants…almost on the ground!
January 18th, 2011
(USING A BRITISH ACCENT) IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS FASHION, IN TODAYS SOCIETY, SHOWING YOUR UNDERWEAR WAS AN UNTOLERABLE THING TO DO;
SO SOCIETY DECIDED WE CIVILIZED ENTREPRENEURIAL WERE CORRECT TO PROTEST, SO THEY HAVE GIVEN US THEIR SIDE OF THEIR OPINIONS. LOL.
January 18th, 2011
THE STATE OF GEORGIAS FRUIT IS THE PEACH: THAT’S ONE PEACH I AINT BITIN’ INTO! EEEEEEWWWWWWW! GIVE ME THAT GEORGE LOPEZ LOOK AS IF I WERE ABOUT TO PUKE LOL
January 18th, 2011
dont you think he felt a breeze ????
January 18th, 2011
They do that to let a little aroma out. So the blind have a reason to hate em
January 18th, 2011
“There’s a bad moon on the rise …..”
January 18th, 2011
Just an f”ing dumbass trying to be cool. Guess when you have no brains or education then this is all you can do to impress folks.
January 18th, 2011
it’s smiling at me!
January 18th, 2011
Hope he doesn’t plan on leaning against the produce!
January 18th, 2011
“Half-assed”? Looks like full-assed to me.
January 18th, 2011
It’s idiots that continue to cause us (African Americans) to endure unwarranted stereotypes. Really dude? Why not a bucket of chicken under one arm and a watermelon under the other while you drag your half-covered fat slobby ass into to buy more Colt 45 Malt Liquor, to enjoy while you drive home in your ’74 Cadillac? Take some pride in yourself, meaning start with your appearance. You can’t control everything in life, but you certainly can control how you look when you go out into the world. One step forward… two steps back.
January 18th, 2011
WHERE IN THE HELL IS JESSE JACKSON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?? OFF AT SOME WHORES HOUSE GETTING LAID…..WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RAINBOW COALITION WOULD SAY TO THIS BRUDDER……”NICE GOING CUZ, WE NEED ALL THE PUBLICITY WE CAN GET, NOW WE CAN TALK TO THE PUBLIC ABOUT RIGHTS AND DRESS CODES….NEXT TIME COULD YOU JUST WEAR A T-SHIRT OF SOME SORT.”"…
January 18th, 2011
He ain’t too slow and he ain’t too fast. Sort of halfass I guess.
January 18th, 2011
I guess he just ASSumed no one would notice…
January 18th, 2011
How much more time till the curtains completely drop for the unveiling?
January 18th, 2011
Go ahead, stare. Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
January 18th, 2011
Ignorance abounds! Cover your dumb ass up! No one even wants to see that on a young kid and certainly not on an old goat like you!
January 18th, 2011
Sometimes belts don’t work good so you need suspenders. I have them on my snow pants.
January 18th, 2011
Perfect place to keep your pencil!
January 18th, 2011
You would think he’d feel a breeze, wouldn’t you? Is this kind of stuff just unique to America or are there Europeans like this? I’d hate to think that we’re the only country with people like this.
January 19th, 2011
“I think I broke my booty. Yep, it’s cracked in the back.”
January 19th, 2011
If that’s half assed, I’d hate to see 100%
January 19th, 2011
That is one big ass coin slot!!!
January 19th, 2011
Omg. ya’ll leave him alone. His coin slot gets chaffed by clothes!!!
January 19th, 2011
Check Out That Old Gang Banger….Still Slingin’ That Crack………
January 19th, 2011
Of all the complicated devices in this man’s possession, his belt is the one that he just can’t figure out. Maybe it would work better around his neck…
January 19th, 2011
We’re gonna need a LOT of spackle for that job.
January 20th, 2011
Dat’s jes plum’ GROSS!!
ewwww! Las’ t’ing I wanna see is a fat, black dude’s butt inna parkin’ lot!
January 20th, 2011
He’s going back for his second trip of haulin’ ass.
January 20th, 2011
Isn’t his ass COLD!? Can’t he feel the breeze? pull up those pants!!!!
January 21st, 2011
Well hes just showing off his merchandise..Why is it so hard to look away? :p
January 22nd, 2011
If the moon is visible in the daytime,then why the f**** can’t I see a thing?!..oh shit.Nevermind,it was just an eclipse.
January 28th, 2011
IM HORNY FOR THIS MUSTY BLACK ASS
February 5th, 2011
BELT FAIL!!!
February 15th, 2011
Why not just REMOVE the comments that are “Hidden due to low comment rating”? They are certainly not worth reading!
As for the dude – pull up your pants! We all got ‘em, but most of us don’t go round showing off our cracks. Have some decency please!
February 19th, 2011
He needs his a** whipped…..:-/
February 22nd, 2011
For some reason, i wanna swipe my debit card in there and see what happens. And then burn my debit card.
May 5th, 2011
It’s Pink Floyd’s Dark side of the moon.
June 5th, 2011
The dark side of the moon!
June 12th, 2011
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