Here’s a 5 spot, try not to scratch my 1981 Buick Skylark.
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I have been to this Wal-Mart. It’s in the richest part of Nashville. Artists like Carrie Underwood and Nichole Kidman shop there. You see very few 1981 Skylarks in that parking lot.
September 11th, 2009
If I was rich I wouldn’t shop at Wal-Mart.
There’s also one in the not-so-rich part of Nashville. I’m sure you’ll find Buick’s there.
That only means they’re too fat to drive all the way to the door.
ok i can’t wait to see the valet lol
Yeah all the rich and famous people like Carrie Underwood and Nichole Kidman shop here….yeah ok…
You know you’re in Tennessee when the stars shop at Wal-Mart.
What makes you think that anyone that drove a 1981 Buick Skylark could afford a fiver for valet? It’s Wal-Mart for christ’s sake.
OK, I can honestly say that I would pay for that some days!
What a way to steal a car.
Actually this is the Walmart on Nolensville Rd in Nashville. The parking lot is broken up into a bunch of weird segments due to it being constructed around an existing wetland area. The parking spots are very far from the front door, so they decided to get a valet so people would actually shop at the store.
This is so funny. “Hey would you please leave my change alone I might have to run back out to the car to get it if I don’t have enough money”. I have seen this so many times in wal-mart. Hold up the line so you can run and get two dollars worth of change to pay.
I didn’t know Nicole Kidman was an artist, and I find it hard to beleive they would be at Wally World, even with the valet…
@Monte’s Mom Really mom? Because this looks photoshopped to me.
OMG DON’T DO IT!
You’re not supposed to tip those people……..
Free valet parking for my hovaround!!!!!
I just assumed it was one guy trying to trick people into giving him their cars. So he could steal them.
This is the Nolensville Road Wal-Mart in Nashville, TN. The reason for the valet parking? The store was built on land with a creek running through the property. The city wouldn’t allow the store to build there unless they agreed to mangle the parking lot in such a way that accommodated the creek. Thus, because of the number of elderly, disabled, etc. that frequent Wal-Mart, they created free valet parking.
FYI: Wal-Mart employees are not allowed to accept tips, so the only wages the employees are getting from this service are their regular salaries.
What the hell are Nicole Kidman and Carrie underwood doing at wallmart?
If I were rich I’d use hundreds to wipe my ass.
For a second there I thought you were talking about Nicole Kidman, you know, the movie star…
It’s run by the valet from Seinfeld.
Smell ya later!
funny, I live in Boca Raton, FL, perhaps the richest town in Florida. Try to find a parking spot in our Super Walmart’s parking lot. Remember, the rich stay rich by not leaving any money on the table.
If it weren’t for the “Valet” awning on the building, I would say this was a “plant” by the photographer.
This is the wal-mart that is where a trailer park used to be and it is on the edge of really bad part of town. They added valet because the parking lot is split in two part because of a large stream that floods when it rains.
Hey I’m the valet there! Carrie Underwood does not tip. That ho.
Did you know that Jeff Foxworthy first created his “you might be a redneck” routine when he saw a bowling alley that had valet parking? True story.
one of a 1000 things I’d wanna do in my life.Have a Walmart valet park my car for me.
How many drunk guys shopping for Pringles are gonna misread that sign and think, “Free Velvety Poontang” and get all worked up?
Maybe none, but that’s besides the point.
I’m not going to lie – I’m pretty sure my car would never make it back to my possession if I valeted it at wal-mart. I wouldn’t put it past someone to just drive off with it there!
I know where this Walmart is. They have valet parking because there is a stream running right through the parking lot and there is next to no parking in front of the store, you have to go over little bridges to get to most of the parking lot.
@Monte’s Mom –
Why the hell would Carrie Underwood or Nicole Kidman shop at Walmart???
Now if you told me Britney Spears shopped there… I would believe it.
@ angie -
I’m not rich and I still don’t shop at Walmart! LOL
free? i ride park an ride!
I had a 1981 Buick Skylark with tinted rear windows…glad I sold it in ’96.
I’d be afraid the attendant would steal my car!
seriously??? uhhh….that would be off of charlotte. NOT the richest part of nashville. if you think it is, we are all in trouble over here. and i don’t think i have ever read nicole kidman shopping there. i also live in the area.
Are the valets the ones who add trolls and pennies to your car while you are shopping?
Can they drive swamp buggies?
LOL!!!! I know where the Wal-Mart valet is!!! How embarrassing!!!
September 12th, 2009
Wow, just wow
Yeah…This looks legit.
Damn… thats the one by my house, lol.
Lost on the Net
There’s a news story link about this Walmart…
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned that a stream runs through the parking lot?
I know where this is, it’s on Nolenville rd. built on a small lot. the creek has some endangered fish they wanted to save so the couldn’t do anything about parking. funny thing is a mall was on this site first.
Nothing sets the mood for a romantic dinner inside Walmart like valet parking, my woman thinks I am a balla
There are 2 Walmarts like this that I know of in Nashville. One on Nolensville Road (yes the creek does run through the parking lot) and the other is in Cool Springs, which is a high dollar area.
Darn, I took the same picture last week, just didn’t sent it. I live 3 miles from this one. Just wish I took the picture a few months ago of the guys changing their transmission in the same parking lot.
And inside the free samples are caviar and Dom Perignon!
haha, i literally live 2 minutes from this wal mart.
I see NO indication that this is in Tn. other than the picture taker says so!! WALMARTS ALL LOOK THE SAME!
Rich folks shop there to keep their money in the bank and not at Gucci.
Milley Cyrus shops at WalMart…Hank Williams Jr shops at WalMart…that’s how they stay rich..shop cheap..they like bargains too!
I would be too worried to let the valet at Walmart park my car. They might steal all of the trolls and cats that I have clued on there.
September 13th, 2009
Hey, I’d believe that rich people in Nashville still shop at Walmart. I mean, they’re still Tennesseans, rich or not.
WTF, my waamart does’ent have a valet
Valet parking at WalMart=people too stupid to be trusted to park their OWN cars.
Wonder if on “graduates” to parking valet from greeter, or vice-versa?
I’ve been to a Wal-Mart on Nolensville Road in Nashville that has valet parking. It’s not in a particularly wealthy area of town, but the parking is truly horrendous in this Wal-Mart. I have a feeling they did this out of necessity due to the terrible parking lot. I avoid this Wal-Mart because of it. And somehow I just don’t feel comfortable giving Wal-Mart employees my car keys.
i live by this wal-mart its in brent wood i also have a sky-lark but its an 83 i vallet it all the time
Better get in the store faster, and reserve a mart cart just for yourself
Does this mean I have to wear a tux to Walmart?
September 14th, 2009
I have been here, and OMG I should have used the valet. Because they had to build over a creek the parking lot is insane. I’ve never felt so lost and confused.
September 15th, 2009
How’d you like to be the valet that has to park some of those clapped out “1981 Buick Skylarks” LOL
wow a 5 spot? thats askin for a lot…
September 16th, 2009
YOU BETTER WEAR YOUR DENIUM TUXS!
America.. WHY OH WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO FAT!..
Do they have those fat mobiles waiting for you once you step outta your vehicle? “Warmed up the seat for you!”
This Wal-Mart is on a huge creek and parking is so far away, its awful. I think it was their attempt to mitigate the problem. But, I wouldn’t give my keys to them for a second.
don’t ell me celebrities shop at this walmart and that they’d let some po’dunk valet at a walmart drive their car. You are so full of crap. its walmart, in nashville, thats all.
just because i’m reading this does not I’m stupid enough to believe that. puuuuuuuuuuuh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Doesn’t Nicole Kidman live in Australia? And why is is so unheard of for celebs to shop at Wal-Mart? Do you people think they have ‘special’ stores where only they are allowed to shop? Get real. I highly doubt this valet is for celebrities anyway. I’ve never seen a valet, but I have seen a shuttle at a Wal-Mart because the parking lot was across the street.
I shop at this Wal-Mart, and supermodel Nikki Taylor gave me her cart as I went inside one rainy afternoon and she was leaving. No joke. She is as beautiful without make-up at Wal-Mart as she is in magazines!
And @ SPOOL, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban keep at house in the Nashville area.
September 17th, 2009
No, it’s not in the richest part of town…it just has a sucky parking lot with 7 bridges in it because apparently when they were building, they couldn’t re-route a creek because some endangered snails live in it. I’m serious. That’s my Wal-Mart.
September 18th, 2009
wal mart shopper
Uh.. you might be a redneck if……
what makes ya think carrie underwood and nicole kidman are rich they probably each have bank accounts around 1 million $ the only way they are rich is if they shop @ walmart
September 22nd, 2009
shut teh fk up abou tthe creek omg, just shut the fuck up haha
It’s obviously a Walmart in a big city where parking isn’t always easy to find, it has nothing to do with being rich. Also, I’m tired of seeing people make fun of the art cars on here, like the dino one. They’re obviously for art. But hey, if I spent all my time judging people who don’t care how they look then I guess I wouldn’t be very cultured either, huh?
Read people. It IS in Nashville, TN. And, it’s due to a creek in the area. It certainly has nothing to do with rich people as that’s one of the worst areas of town other than the true inner-city/project areas.
Contrary to popular belief, the “stars” in Nashville are just regular people when they are in Nashville. It’s their haven away from the stares and fans (other than Fan Fare week and yes, I know it’s no longer called Fan Fare, but it is to those of us who live here and have to endure it). They can come home and relax when they are here. It is generally an unwritten rule that you leave them alone or treat them like you would anybody else. They do their own shopping and they shop at big box stores, but mostly at Target. I’ve personally seen three “stars” in Target, two of which approached me to compliment my daughter and say how pretty she was. I simply said “thank you” and left it at that. I didn’t whip out the camera phone and ask for a photo or an autograph. It’s a different world than NY or LA and one they appreciate being able to come home to. They are truly just regular people when they are here and not out on tour. How many paparazzi pics do you see that were taken in Nashville? Very few.
This isn’t photoshopped… It’s the brentwood walmart near nashville. The parking lot is broken into segments because of a creek that runs through it. Contrary to what Staci said…this is FAR FAR from the worst area of nashville. I live about 5 minutes away from there.
September 23rd, 2009
Aww, come on now. Don’t be dissin’ the ’81 Skylark. I’d rather have a good reliable used car that I own versus a brand new car that I pay hundreds of dollars a month for, even knowing that within the first four years of it’s life it will depreciate in value by 60%. Nah, never mind, go ahead and make fun of older cars. They deserve it, yeah!
Yep, this is in Nashville, TN on Nolensville Rd. south of Old Hickory Blvd.
I highly doubt any ‘stars’ shop at this wal-mart.. but it’s hilarious none the less.
OMG. lmao I’ve been there. Antioch Walmart off of Bell Road.
Sad thing is people actually use it XD
I’ve actually seen this one! It’s at a Wal-Mart in downtown Honolulu. And I laughed at it then also!
September 24th, 2009
Okay… This is the Nashville Walmart, it’s not the best part of town, but is also not the worst; it is not Brentwood, it’s “Brantioch.” Another little know fact, it’s the largest Walmart in the state of TN.
September 25th, 2009
My mom works here. It’s the only one in the world with valet and is definitely not a rich neighborhood. Unless your an illegal immigrant and most in this neighborhood are.
OH its not photoshopped — i live in Franklin, TN which isn’t too far from this Wal Mart. I’ve seen Martina McBride at the Wal Mart in Cool Springs… but I guess we’re not cool enough to have valet yet.
September 28th, 2009
Sounds like a good idea until your car goes missing, and the Wal Mart manager says, “Valet? We don’t have valet parking”.
Valet #1: Quick somebody grab the trolls and super glue!
Valet#2: No! Lets cover it in tiny plastic dinosaurs this time! and Dont forget Godzilla this time!
pGDTfA I want to say – thank you for this!
September 29th, 2009
I don’t think this picture looks real. The valet sign looks photoshopped in if you ask me…
September 30th, 2009
bo4pru I want to say – thank you for this!
Read the article that someone posted earlier.
It explains it all and verifies that this is a Walmart in Nashville.
PHOTOSHOP!!!!!! FAKE PICTURE!
October 1st, 2009
all good things
October 2nd, 2009
I’ve delivered freight to walmarts in 48 states. That might not be fake. Denver has some rich SOBs shopping at walmart in 60,000 cars.
October 3rd, 2009
Paul (Valet Supervisor)
I’m the Valet Supervisor here at this Walmart just south of Nashville in Nolensville. Its the only Walmart that has valet parking. The area is right in the middle of a nice are and a bad area, so we get a wide range of “rich” and “poor” customers. We have only parked a few celebrates such as a Tennessee Titans player and a few country singers. I have never seen Nicole Kidman and Carrie Underwood at Walmart, but they do shop at another Walmart a few minutes away in Cool Springs (one of the top nicest parts of Nashville).
This Walmart does need valet parking, not just because people are lazy, but because the parking lot is terrible when it comes to finding parking spots. That’s why Walmart officials has decided to have valet parking at this store to help there costumers get into the store quickly and safely as possible.
We are NOT and I repeat NOT WALMART EMPLOYEES!!! We are a contracted company so we are allowed and greatly accept tips. We have never wrecked any cars or even stole anything from the vehicles. We have been valeting at this Walmart for almost a year now so we know how to help you in the best possible way when it comes to getting in and out of the store as quickly and safely as possible.
I have over 2 years of experience of valeting so me and my employees of my company know how to drive anything. And if we did just happen to damage or steal any vehicles our insurance we cover it without you paying a single cent.
October 5th, 2009
omg im so embaressed my first car was an 81 skylark lmao of course i was 16 then and it was the early 90s but still….i loved that car!
October 9th, 2009
OK, am I the ONLY one who got that this was a reference to the HYSTERICAL movie “My Cousin Vinny”?!?!?!?!?! It’s about a cool NYC dude who gets arrested in Alabama…. Very country chic, and very 1990′s
October 13th, 2009
I want to say – thank you for this!
October 15th, 2009
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
lol, I have A 1991 Buick Skylark.
October 16th, 2009
It is the coolest site, keep so!
“I’ll be right back out, just picking-up some Veal Piccata and a bottle of White Star for dinner.”
November 6th, 2009
heyyyy I know where that is lmao we need one in smithville! LMFAO
November 16th, 2009
This Walmart has valet parking because the parking lot is weird. It’s got a bridge like thing going on, and the parking lot is really long. i think they have the parking because the neighborhood isn’t the best, and that parking lot seems like a good place to get robbed at…
November 18th, 2009
holy crap!!!! what walmart has a freakin valet?!?!?!
November 20th, 2009
This is the welcome page for the dentaldoctor.us Association web site.
I was just at this Walmart last night. and as far as I have seen…only morbidly obese people use it.
November 22nd, 2009
This has got to be the best car theft idea of the century!
November 28th, 2009
I’ve been to this walmart, It is in a nice neighborhood but They have valet parking because the parking lot is SOOO small because a river runs through it and it has bridges.
its in south nashville on Nolensville RD
November 30th, 2009
Here’s a $50, park it next to a Limo.
December 5th, 2009
i had an 81 skylark
December 6th, 2009