I’m curious as to whether getting arrested half naked in Walmart is his high or low point in his life.
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Yeah, that was me.
I just kept tellin them, “I JUST NEED CONDOMS, I JUST NEED CONDOMS”
But they wouldn’t listen. Sorry Beth, bring bail money.
September 11th, 2009
I would say he’s not “half naked” but 9/10ths naked.
haha i don’t know but the short guy on the left looks amused-this is probably the high point of his day :p Oh if only i could have seen this myself!!
Those gloves tell me this guy was cavity-searched at Walmart.
Definitely a low point.
Why does he have no clothes on?!
I Took this picture but don’t remember sending it to this weBsite. Gotta lov San Antonio Finest. SAPD
I love how the cops all have on rubber gloves. Sanitary precaution, or precursor to a cavity search? We may never know…
most likely it was having four cops laugh at his sorry self.
3 out of four cops/rent-a-cops agree, wearing sunnies on your head is the bomb (don’t say That too loud or they’ll bust yo ass for terrorism) and should be S.O.P. for all Law Enforcement Officers around the country.
He’s not getting arrested; he’s impressing them with a “no hands pushup”
It doesn’t even look like a real person! It looks more like a manaquin…
Hey, maybe he was just going to buy some clothes?
Maybe he was looking for the menswear department…..
I like that the one cop is laughing.
Maybe he was looking for the menswear department………..
I LIKE HOW THEIR STANDING AROUND LAUGHING AT THIS DUMB F**K…HA HA HA HA HA!!!
I love how that one cop is laughing.
Looks like the makings of a three man cavity search is about to begin, the fourth looks like he will supervise with hands firmly in his pockets
i love how the pigs stand over him laughing
Looks like the fool is in his underware!
What troubles me is the gloves. Are they planning to perform a body cavity search?
Latex gloves, aisle 19.
Notice the cops are all wearing protective gloves.
Not that I blame the officers for wearing rubber gloves when dealing with strange people, but it does make it look like there might be a COMPLETE examination done soon.
lol, you gotta wear gloves to handle wal-creatures in texas…
Looks like the short cop drew the short straw and has to do the cavity search to find the missing Martha Stewart Glitter Markers.
Check out the cops . . . I’d wear gloves too.
why are they all wearing rubber gloves… Cavity Search?
“So who is up for some Arby’s for lunch? It’s 5 for $5 this week fellas!”
This is why walmart is the most amazing place in the world
is this the no shirt policy….why they not beating him??
I love that they are wearing gloves! It makes me wonder. Also, I love this site. I am a Wal Mart employee and I just have to laugh because you would not believe the things I have seen
Is this how everyone gets arrested at wal mart? The only reason I ask is because I just saw this very same situation at the WM in my town.
“Hey guys, this floor wax tastes like cinnamon!”
Folks we have our $100 winner!
Well, at least the cops had the foresite to wear gloves. I wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot pole.
Where are his pants?
Attention Shoppers, there’s a walmart special in the produce department. One fruitcake and 4 donut-eating security guards. For the next 5 minutes, Haynes underpants will be 1/2 off.
I love how the cops appear to be laughing.
He’s a winner
Half naked would be a step up for this guy. He’s in his underwear! Think he got arrested for doing the nasty in the toy department?
Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you.
Look at daddy kids! Gettin arrested almost naked at Walmart bein forced to kiss the floor while all the cops stand around and joke about me!
I just love how the cops are standing around him, laughing like they are talking at a Christmas party or something. “what half naked guy??”
You can buy all sorts of shit at Walmart – and apparently cops in Texas like buying homoerotic slave boys, then standing around and laughing about their purchase.
Or are those firemen?
The guy on the left is saying, “Oh yeah, found this little fellah in aisle 10, next to the $49.00 couches.”
people in TX do crazy sh#&+, I’m ashamed. LMAO
I like that all the cops are laughing at him. I hope they kicked him a few times.
He was shoplifting at Walmart?…. Probably a high point then…
Even more so…his lack of clothes is puzzling. I guess some things are better left alone…
I’m just glad he’s white…with all the racist douche bags on this site if he’d have been black- his pic would have had about 90 comments right about now
Hugh G Reckshun
Ha, ha. What are the gloves for? Were they planning on putting on a ‘puppet show’ for the kids using the half-naked perp?
Does it strike anyone as strange that all four cops seem to be casually chatting and laughing?
Fine snapshot of the typical Texan.
Its a low point, all 4 cops have cavitysearch gloves on!
This is a low point, all 4 cops have cavitysearch gloves on!
Well he couldn’t have been shop lifting – where would he have put the goods?
Notice how they’re all wearing gloves??? Eek……
William B. Hilbert
that looks like a greased up deaf guy
That looks like a greased up deaf guy!
Personally.. I’m really enjoying the gloves… what’s next cavity search.. Sir please cough
I always knew San Antonio people were a bit “off”
hey thats in my city haha, doesnt surprise me people in this city are nuts. which walmart is that i wonder?
I’m a cop. As soon as you hear wal-mart in the radio call…You just put the gloves on. And the reason the cops look like they are laughing, well…its because they are.
“I want a full cavity search and don’t stop until you feel the back of his teeth.”
hey i know that city, doesn’t suprise me people in this city are nuts. wonder which walmart that is?
The cops are proud of themselves, they spent all day scrubbing that floor hoping it’d be clean enough to eat off of… Yep, it is!
The look of WOW!!
This is an every day occurrence in Texas. What is so special about this pic?
They kinda look like EMTs, but theyre packin so guess not. I wonder what he did? lmao
gotta love the officers standing around talking and joking around
Hey LOL, Sounds like you’re the racist…lol
The cops are about to reaux sham beaux (rock-paper-scissors) to see who has to do the cavity search.
Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what ya going ta do…. whatcha ya gona do when they come for you!
Merle: “Well he couldn’t have been shop lifting – where would he have put the goods?”
What do you think the cavity search would be for?
September 12th, 2009
I <3 cops!!!
If I busted this guy I’d have to be playing “breaking the law” by Judas priest. That or bring in a pair of pink fuzzy handcuffs.
why arrest him for being half naked? We have seen ass from some of the world’s largest fatass women and this poor dumbass gets arrested for wearing the lastest walmart fashion? It took 4 of them to stop one small half naked fool?
Poor guy – face to face with the floor of a WalFart. How many diseases do you think he’ll catch?
I bow at your feet, officer!
Nothing says “four cops with rubber gloves” like a naked guy at Walmart. No, wait..
Those cops ar HOT! Are any of them single?
I love how the cops are laughing… laughing at all the crazy crap stupid people do has GOTTA be the best part of being a cop!
The funniest part is that everyone keeps wondering why the cops are wearing gloves… Obviously people have never thought about how many homeless, drug users, or just plain crazies (Wal-monsters) that the cops are in contact with on a regular basis. Hello disease, I’d be wearing gloves when possible too!!!
Good thing those cops are wearing gloves!
Looks like the poor guy’s about to be fisted. ICK!
Four guys to take him down?
Whatever this guy did, you can bet he won’t do it again. XD Unless you know, he gets off on having to eat tile and have four guys standing around him with latex gloves.
We had a shoplifter that it took four people to take down after he took a swing at one of our female CSMS a few weeks ago. The dude was seriously tweaking and kept squirming away. Anyway, when they had him on the floor trying to get him contained he started yelling rape! F***ing hilarious!
These are just Walmart greeters. This guy just didn’t say “Hello” back and this is what happened.
Is that Walmart Security? I have a hard time believing the Police would stand around him like that and talk. The only way he would stay on the ground like that is because they are waiting for the EMT’s/Paramedics to come.
And I would wear gloves too. You don’t know what people have. (Aids, Hepatitis, HIV, Meth, ECT)
September 13th, 2009
Guy on the left: “Man, I had to do the last one, it’s your turn”
ali haji sheik
i’ll take my chances with the guy on the ground over the jack boot fuck brains any day of the week. we’re so cool. let’s leave this crazy man on the floor and soak in our glory for a while so everyone can see us.
So that’s what happens to you if you go in the dressing room and holler out “Hey, I need some toilet paper in here!!”
I love how all the cops are just stading around laughing havin’ a sweet old time!
“Now, squeal like a pig”
I wear latex gloves when I have to step inside Wal-Mart too!
Probably needed new clothes from the long hike and the jump over the border!!!
Never seen that at my store but a fight broke out in infants ex hubby and new thing. busted heads and drugs were involved.
Another sad case of police brutality
Deciding who has to do the full cavity search
“No shoes, no shirt, no service, no $hit.
First, the cops all have gloves, aint touching THAT guy with bare hands.
Second, face on floor, breath fogs linoleum, still breathing. Whew.
It rook four cops, what a bunch of pansies.
How many cops does it take to take in a screw up? According to this pic 3.5
I’m surprised there’s not more of these pictures.
Looks like they are in no hurry to get him off the floor. I wonder ho long they are gonna let him lie there.
Maybe the theif should have shoplifted a shirt before he got caught?
sad part is, that it was the 80 yr old “greeter” who tackled him and held him for the cops!!!
September 14th, 2009
Cops is recorded on location with law enforcement, and all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
“COCK push-ups are possible(no hands)!” you laugh now, but just wait till you’re swarmed by crazy astounded walmart babes. “Trust me, you’re going to need those gloves with all the sex thats about to be flying around here.”
I live down the road from this Walmart and thats one of the funniest things ever. To top it off the guy is wanting to sue because they used excessive force on him. Yeah…ok…we all believe that.
SAPD at there finest and I have been too that wal mart
Did it really take all 4 of them to stop this one little naked man? Maybe they need better security.
No shoes, no shirt, no service!
It is just a job interview for associates at Walmart. Don’t get so excited, crime buffs. He got hired right after they shot this picture. He had experience at Abu Graib.
okay…before we pass judgement…who hasn’t had this happen to them?
Sadly, that image is nothing unusual at the Wally World near me. It’s not unusual that there are a bunch of cops standing around a prisoner on the ground, and it’s not unusual that the prisoners are missing at least one piece of clothing.
You know your Wally World is Ghetto when it has a police substation. You really know it’s ghetto when it’s busier that the actual main police station.
I need to move.
Where are the people-the store looks empty.
“Poor guy – face to face with the floor of a WalFart. How many diseases do you think he’ll catch?”
All of them. HAHAHAHAHAH
I love the fact that the cops are all just standing around chatting over this 9/10′s naked man… No sense of urgency or anything!
The officers are wearing gloves because you if you get a call about a dude in his underwear at a Wal-Mart, you don’t want his fluids on you. They have no way of knowing his story. It’s a precaution.
They may be waiting for transport, or for a prelim med/psych evaluation. The rest of us chat at work, why can’t they? It seems unusual to us, but it’s their job, they do it on a daily basis.
Are those Police or Wal-Mart security?
Don’t mess with Wally World security in TX. They’ll kill you.
Guy just better be glad they caught him inside, or he’d be face down on the hot Texas asphalt in the parking lot burning to death.
is it just me or should the words “you might be a redneck if ” be associated with this picture
No shirt. No shoes. No service!! Call the cops Marge..
Why does it take 4 very capable men to stand over one naked guy? Can’t they find a cart to roll him out?
What’s so great is that all the cops/security are standing over him laughing…
September 15th, 2009
You might be a redneck if the cops need gloves to arrest you?
eeeewwwwwwwww he’s on the nasty floor @ walmart!! someone get that man a vaccine!!
This is one of those that you really just need to know the whole story…. I’m curious am I the only one that seems to see the cop with his foot propped on the guy in trophy pose?
Had a stripper try and come in and buy ky jelly and bannana’s in his thong one day it took so long for management to coordinate to kick him out of the store that he was walking out with his purchase by the time they told him to leave… boy not something you’d wanna see leaving either…. SAPD is just quicker then my walmart
Those are San Antonio Cops–it’s always nice to see your home town featured in something you take an active interest in, like peopleofwalmart.com
“OK guys we got him” “Now what?” “I dunno, let’s go over to Krispy Kreme.”
Damn, the whole store is empty…or not…maybe the store is so ghetto that none of the shoppers will willingly go anywhere near a cop.
September 16th, 2009
I love that the cops are talking and laughing as if nothing’s going on.
Cleanup Aisle 1
They’d better roll him up off of his stomach, else they’re going to end up with an in custody death by positional suffocation.
If I have to go to a walmart to arrest some mope, he’s going to shrivel on the floor until the wagon gets there.
hahha its great how hes just laying on the floor and the cops are standing around having a grand old time and laughing it up
What I want to know is why it takes four rent-a-cop’s to stop one guy in his underoos… Bahahahaha!!
Looks its a kind of their hey day! All these “guards” can do is here on this photo. 5 -2 – 1 underos-on naked man ))) LOL. would that happen in NC in Scotland heh.
September 17th, 2009
I would have to say that the jorts that old buddy is rocking is probably my favorite part…
Gloves were definitely the right idea.
September 18th, 2009
Those are EMT’s. The only thing they are packing are radio’s…LOL
They have gloves on because, well, wouldn’t YOU wear gloves if you had to respond to calls like this? No telling what this guy was doing before. The second the guy got arrested, he probably started claiming he had chest pains. EMS had to go check him out before the police could take him in.
They are laughing because, well you know it had to be funny! LOL
September 19th, 2009
This is at the wal-mart i work at lol this guy was nuts!!!
September 20th, 2009
when the sign says no shirt / no service we mean it, damn it!
Why are the Wal-cops all wearing latex gloves? What are they planning on doing to the guy now that they have him face down? Creepy.A
September 21st, 2009
don’t think it is justified to tie someone up and throw him on the floor just because he enters walmart in his underwear…
September 23rd, 2009
I love how they are all standing round laughing and joking!! That I’m sure is the best part of their jobs. “Hey bill you remember that time we had to arrest that guy in his underwear at Walmart?? That sh*t was funny wasn’t it! Ha ha!”
WAL-MART WAL-MART WUCHA GONNA DO? .. haha i would watch that
September 24th, 2009
By looking at this photo I can clearly tell who lost the “he ain’t riding back to the station with me contest”. Short one has a look like “common guys, best 2 out of 3″
It looks like they’re on a coffee break. Uuuuh…anyone gonna pick the guy up off the floor any time soon??
September 26th, 2009
I like that the officers appear to be standing around chatting…lol
September 27th, 2009
This isn’t the first time that I have seen this at wal mart. This is something that I expect happens a lot at the 24 hour ones.
September 28th, 2009
I wrote this as an english paper were we had to find a picture and describe the person in it so here goes,
Dear Mr. President,
I send you this letter from the San Antonio Police Department asking for a presidential pardon on my arrest yesterday. I was convicted on the charges of disturbing the peace, sexual harassment, and nudity in public. However as you can clearly see in this picture I am not completely nude as I still have my underwear on. I was also convicted of stealing this underwear but that is a complete lie, i did no such thing, even if I have no receipt, and they still had the tag on them. The allegations are absurd, I mean who runs around almost naked in wal-marts, and why would a person who’s doing this be wearing women’s underwear with the price tag still on? I would also like to file hate crime charges against the officer with blue gloves because he tackled me on the concrete floor which really hurt and I’m asian and he’s not. I hope you hear this in time for me to be released because I still don’t have any clothes and I’m getting disturbing looks from my fellow inmates. Please help.
Hey, at least he appears to alive! He ought to be grateful! I’ve read about 4 or 5 people being killed by Walmart employees who were trying to detain them for shoplifting! They held one guy down on the hot pavement at a store in TX til he died! And people still shop there!
October 1st, 2009
Hmm, is that my husband?
so its called hog tied when you get tied up by pigs? these meatsacks should be sued for potentially harming this guy. where do we get these worthless cops and why are they such buttholes. can we give them a little more education? and some real training every time i see this display it infuriates me. i wish i could stop using toilets and just use cops instead.
October 2nd, 2009
The Wal-Mart greeters are really serious about getting that little sticker on your return items…
The WalMart greeters are really serious about getting that little sticker on your return items…
The WalMart greeters get serious about putting those stickers on return items…
The pic was worth it. Those guys are hot!!
October 3rd, 2009
Hey those cops are hot!!!
The comment should have been “Dude i got this one hog tied in under 17 seconds, that’s gotta be some kind of world record.” ROFL :3
j4jheW I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
October 4th, 2009
um… what are they going to do with those gloves…?
October 5th, 2009
If I didn’t have these cuffs on I’d kick your ass!
October 7th, 2009
I’m actually glad to see this! I’ve been up and down this website, and it’s good to see that they will at last draw the line SOMEWHERE.
He couldn’t be shoplifting – I mean, where would he hide anything he’d want later?
October 14th, 2009
I hope he brushes his teeth before he eats anything. His mouth is touching the dirty, nasty, disease-ridden Walmart floor. Oy. This is why I catalog shop.
October 17th, 2009
ya know, sometimes people have problems. you should all feel for this guy rather than make fun of him. sometimes people with illness do things. you should all consider that.
October 23rd, 2009
4 cops for 1 skinny perp. Well, at the very least, the short cop on the left can enjoy a “short” respite from all the jokes he must endure day in and day out. Well done officers!
October 28th, 2009
SAPD! San Antonio! Woot! crazy mexicans
October 31st, 2009
SAPD San Antonio has some crazy mexicans
If you run a people of WalMart web site for very long, this picture is inevitable
November 3rd, 2009
i love how the security guards are wearing gloves!
November 5th, 2009
Ah, the fucked up texas cops that we all know and love.. Laughin’ at him.
They got gloves on…. butt check @ Wal-mart. I would pay to hear the thoughts going through his head.
Whatever the case may be, having his arrested-half-naked-in-Walmart photo posted on PoWM is likely the highlight of his life. Now he can say, “Look ma! I famous!”
November 10th, 2009
Considering that all of them have gloves on, the one thing I can think of “I’m not touching him…”
November 19th, 2009
people, they r wearing gloves cuz the guy is pretty much naked.. havent u ever seen sum1 get arrested b4? they dont kno if hes on drugs or sick. would u wanna be touching a mostly naked random dude in walmart?
November 22nd, 2009
hahah only in texas babay whoo
November 25th, 2009
I swear officer, I wasn’t being indecent. I was just trying to get my picture posted on POWM!
November 27th, 2009
So, what are you doin’ tonight?
Aw nuthin’. Thought I’d go harass some trannies or bust some skate boarders. Wanna come?
November 28th, 2009
Even the cops think it’s funny that he got arrested in Walmart.
November 29th, 2009
Something tells me that the high point of this guy’s day was the frisking by the cop with the gloves!
December 1st, 2009
I’d like to know why they’re all wearing rubber gloves. Where did they/were they expecting to put their hands?
December 4th, 2009
Interestingly enough, we don’t give this guy enough credit… It took four of you fellas to get him down? Shoot, that’s reason enough to let him go.
October 27th, 2010
foprget the half naked guy on the ground, why does it take so many ” so called” cops to take him down…, jeezus christ….oh, that is how they work, my bad…..bahaha
January 18th, 2011
wow, interesting story dude, could u explain what u were in womens underwear for then???
Chances are, this guy’s on PCP. People on PCP tend to strip and go berserk in public places
April 1st, 2011
it’s that crazy dressing room attendants fault he aint clothed she kicked him out for having a girl in the room
September 18th, 2011