Yeah, that was me.
I just kept tellin them, “I JUST NEED CONDOMS, I JUST NEED CONDOMS”
But they wouldn’t listen. Sorry Beth, bring bail money.

dad…..??

Those gloves tell me this guy was cavity-searched at Walmart.

Definitely a low point.

I Took this picture but don’t remember sending it to this weBsite. Gotta lov San Antonio Finest. SAPD

most likely it was having four cops laugh at his sorry self.

He’s not getting arrested; he’s impressing them with a “no hands pushup”

Hey, maybe he was just going to buy some clothes?

I like that the one cop is laughing.

I LIKE HOW THEIR STANDING AROUND LAUGHING AT THIS DUMB F**K…HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Looks like the makings of a three man cavity search is about to begin, the fourth looks like he will supervise with hands firmly in his pockets

Looks like the fool is in his underware!

Latex gloves, aisle 19.

Not that I blame the officers for wearing rubber gloves when dealing with strange people, but it does make it look like there might be a COMPLETE examination done soon.

Looks like the short cop drew the short straw and has to do the cavity search to find the missing Martha Stewart Glitter Markers.

why are they all wearing rubber gloves… Cavity Search?

AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is why walmart is the most amazing place in the world

what sluts!

Is this how everyone gets arrested at wal mart? The only reason I ask is because I just saw this very same situation at the WM in my town.

Folks we have our $100 winner!

Where are his pants?

I love how the cops appear to be laughing.

Half naked would be a step up for this guy. He’s in his underwear! Think he got arrested for doing the nasty in the toy department?

Look at daddy kids! Gettin arrested almost naked at Walmart bein forced to kiss the floor while all the cops stand around and joke about me!

You can buy all sorts of shit at Walmart – and apparently cops in Texas like buying homoerotic slave boys, then standing around and laughing about their purchase.

Or are those firemen?

The guy on the left is saying, “Oh yeah, found this little fellah in aisle 10, next to the $49.00 couches.”

I like that all the cops are laughing at him. I hope they kicked him a few times.

Even more so…his lack of clothes is puzzling. I guess some things are better left alone…

Ha, ha. What are the gloves for? Were they planning on putting on a ‘puppet show’ for the kids using the half-naked perp?

Fine snapshot of the typical Texan.

This is a low point, all 4 cops have cavitysearch gloves on!

Notice how they’re all wearing gloves??? Eek……

That looks like a greased up deaf guy!

I always knew San Antonio people were a bit “off”

I’m a cop. As soon as you hear wal-mart in the radio call…You just put the gloves on. And the reason the cops look like they are laughing, well…its because they are.

hey i know that city, doesn’t suprise me people in this city are nuts. wonder which walmart that is?

This is an every day occurrence in Texas. What is so special about this pic?

gotta love the officers standing around talking and joking around

The cops are about to reaux sham beaux (rock-paper-scissors) to see who has to do the cavity search.

Merle: “Well he couldn’t have been shop lifting – where would he have put the goods?”

What do you think the cavity search would be for?

Walmart profiling.

why arrest him for being half naked? We have seen ass from some of the world’s largest fatass women and this poor dumbass gets arrested for wearing the lastest walmart fashion? It took 4 of them to stop one small half naked fool?

I bow at your feet, officer!

Those cops ar HOT! Are any of them single?

The funniest part is that everyone keeps wondering why the cops are wearing gloves… Obviously people have never thought about how many homeless, drug users, or just plain crazies (Wal-monsters) that the cops are in contact with on a regular basis. Hello disease, I’d be wearing gloves when possible too!!!

Looks like the poor guy’s about to be fisted. ICK!

Whatever this guy did, you can bet he won’t do it again. XD Unless you know, he gets off on having to eat tile and have four guys standing around him with latex gloves.

These are just Walmart greeters. This guy just didn’t say “Hello” back and this is what happened.

Guy on the left: “Man, I had to do the last one, it’s your turn”

So that’s what happens to you if you go in the dressing room and holler out “Hey, I need some toilet paper in here!!”

“Now, squeal like a pig”

Probably needed new clothes from the long hike and the jump over the border!!!

Another sad case of police brutality

“No shoes, no shirt, no service, no $hit.

It rook four cops, what a bunch of pansies.

I’m surprised there’s not more of these pictures.

Maybe the theif should have shoplifted a shirt before he got caught?

Cops is recorded on location with law enforcement, and all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

I live down the road from this Walmart and thats one of the funniest things ever. To top it off the guy is wanting to sue because they used excessive force on him. Yeah…ok…we all believe that.

Did it really take all 4 of them to stop this one little naked man? Maybe they need better security.

It is just a job interview for associates at Walmart. Don’t get so excited, crime buffs. He got hired right after they shot this picture. He had experience at Abu Graib.

Sadly, that image is nothing unusual at the Wally World near me. It’s not unusual that there are a bunch of cops standing around a prisoner on the ground, and it’s not unusual that the prisoners are missing at least one piece of clothing.

You know your Wally World is Ghetto when it has a police substation. You really know it’s ghetto when it’s busier that the actual main police station.

I need to move.

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“Poor guy – face to face with the floor of a WalFart. How many diseases do you think he’ll catch?”

All of them. HAHAHAHAHAH

The officers are wearing gloves because you if you get a call about a dude in his underwear at a Wal-Mart, you don’t want his fluids on you. They have no way of knowing his story. It’s a precaution.

They may be waiting for transport, or for a prelim med/psych evaluation. The rest of us chat at work, why can’t they? It seems unusual to us, but it’s their job, they do it on a daily basis.

is it just me or should the words “you might be a redneck if ” be associated with this picture

Why does it take 4 very capable men to stand over one naked guy? Can’t they find a cart to roll him out?

You might be a redneck if the cops need gloves to arrest you?

This is one of those that you really just need to know the whole story…. I’m curious am I the only one that seems to see the cop with his foot propped on the guy in trophy pose?

Had a stripper try and come in and buy ky jelly and bannana’s in his thong one day it took so long for management to coordinate to kick him out of the store that he was walking out with his purchase by the time they told him to leave… boy not something you’d wanna see leaving either…. SAPD is just quicker then my walmart

“OK guys we got him” “Now what?” “I dunno, let’s go over to Krispy Kreme.”

I love that the cops are talking and laughing as if nothing’s going on.

They’d better roll him up off of his stomach, else they’re going to end up with an in custody death by positional suffocation.

If I have to go to a walmart to arrest some mope, he’s going to shrivel on the floor until the wagon gets there.

What I want to know is why it takes four rent-a-cop’s to stop one guy in his underoos… Bahahahaha!!

I would have to say that the jorts that old buddy is rocking is probably my favorite part…

Those are EMT’s. The only thing they are packing are radio’s…LOL

They have gloves on because, well, wouldn’t YOU wear gloves if you had to respond to calls like this? No telling what this guy was doing before. The second the guy got arrested, he probably started claiming he had chest pains. EMS had to go check him out before the police could take him in.

They are laughing because, well you know it had to be funny! LOL

when the sign says no shirt / no service we mean it, damn it!

don’t think it is justified to tie someone up and throw him on the floor just because he enters walmart in his underwear…

WAL-MART WAL-MART WUCHA GONNA DO? .. haha i would watch that

It looks like they’re on a coffee break. Uuuuh…anyone gonna pick the guy up off the floor any time soon??

This isn’t the first time that I have seen this at wal mart. This is something that I expect happens a lot at the 24 hour ones.

Hey, at least he appears to alive! He ought to be grateful! I’ve read about 4 or 5 people being killed by Walmart employees who were trying to detain them for shoplifting! They held one guy down on the hot pavement at a store in TX til he died! And people still shop there!

so its called hog tied when you get tied up by pigs? these meatsacks should be sued for potentially harming this guy. where do we get these worthless cops and why are they such buttholes. can we give them a little more education? and some real training every time i see this display it infuriates me. i wish i could stop using toilets and just use cops instead.

The WalMart greeters are really serious about getting that little sticker on your return items…

The pic was worth it. Those guys are hot!!

The comment should have been “Dude i got this one hog tied in under 17 seconds, that’s gotta be some kind of world record.” ROFL :3

um… what are they going to do with those gloves…?

I’m actually glad to see this! I’ve been up and down this website, and it’s good to see that they will at last draw the line SOMEWHERE.

He couldn’t be shoplifting – I mean, where would he hide anything he’d want later?

ya know, sometimes people have problems. you should all feel for this guy rather than make fun of him. sometimes people with illness do things. you should all consider that.

SAPD! San Antonio! Woot! crazy mexicans

If you run a people of WalMart web site for very long, this picture is inevitable