January 20th, 2011
Oh, Crap!
You think he’s having a shitty day? Try being the customer service rep that has to wait on him! Because I’m guessing that if the load of dump in his underwear isn’t his top priority at that instant there must be something crazy that I probably couldn’t even wrap my head around.
Minnesota
Oh, Crap!,
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Maybe he bought Wal*Mart toilet paper instead of Charmin last time, and it left more pieces behind.
January 20th, 2011
Yipes – stripes!
January 20th, 2011
ALL I CAN SAYIS “THAT A SHITTY SITUATION”.
January 20th, 2011
Surrre hope he wasn’t returning underwear!!!!
January 20th, 2011
That is just disgusting!! When you crap yourself or are too fat and lazy to wipe yourself, don’t get mad when you end up on POW.
January 20th, 2011
why is his ass blue?
January 20th, 2011
Looks like he gambled on a fart and lost.
January 20th, 2011
That is the NASTIEST thing I’ve ever seen.
January 20th, 2011
Someone needs to let him know that farts don’t have lumps.
January 20th, 2011
why do i assume walmart will not smell any different?
January 20th, 2011
I always put on clean underwear, in case I get in an accident and have to go to the hospital. Now I have to add “In case my pants fall off in Walmart” to that list.
January 20th, 2011
Anybody wanna bet his nickname is “Poo Bear”?
January 20th, 2011
proably store management
January 20th, 2011
I don;t know that I would have been able to snap the picture, I would have been too busy gagging
January 20th, 2011
“Excuse me ma’am, I have a pair of blue underwear I would like to return. Well they were blue…..”
January 20th, 2011
You can tell that he has finally put that shit behind him
January 20th, 2011
lets give him the benefit of the doubt here..maybe that is just a stain that would not come out in the wash and he is returning the rest of the pack of underwear to buy some adult diapers…a stretch i know but shit…….
January 20th, 2011
that’s nasty
January 20th, 2011
OMG! Really???
January 20th, 2011
Shart!!!
January 20th, 2011
i hope he buys a belt and some stain stick with the refund money.
January 20th, 2011
Prices so low you’ll crap your pants!!!
January 20th, 2011
If there is one of those electric carts just off camera that could be my brother-in-law.
January 20th, 2011
Ewwwwww! That’s just nasty!
January 20th, 2011
Ma’am, I think I have the receipt you need right in my back pocket somewhere…..
January 20th, 2011
ok well, can we cancel my lunchbreak so i can go home sick. puke
January 20th, 2011
damn some one give that guy a better belt at least…i mean its ok to walk around with shit in your pants but if your gonna do it keep your pants on.
January 20th, 2011
Another reason to PULL YOUR PANTS UP! “You look like a fool with your pants on the ground…”
January 20th, 2011
Look lady I bought these brown underwear and I washed them now their baby blue, what gives? I just want my money back.
January 20th, 2011
Looks like he shoulda man-pon’d up before leaving the trailer.
January 20th, 2011
What is worse than the stain is the fact the load was too heavy for the belt he was wearing!
January 20th, 2011
Sir did you have a chocolate bar in your back pocket? Yes I did. Well its all over you…. No I ate it
January 20th, 2011
Hopefully he’s returning something so he can afford to buy a belt…oh wait he’s WEARING a belt…
January 20th, 2011
You just CAN’T trust a fart…
January 20th, 2011
The lesson learned here is ” Never trust a fart in public” .
January 20th, 2011
He sharted!
January 20th, 2011
Oopsss, that wasn’t a fart!
January 20th, 2011
Shit happens…especially at Wal-mart.
January 20th, 2011
That is one hell of a SHART!
January 20th, 2011
He probably just SH** his pants yesterday and instead of changing them turned them inside out.. you know how crazy old folks are..lol ewwww
January 20th, 2011
heyyyyy stop giving this guy “crap” he can help his “shitty” situation.. maybe life has just taking a huge “dump” on him…. okay thats enough..
January 20th, 2011
Skid marks. I know I’d come to a stop if I saw that.
January 20th, 2011
Thats the design! Clearly nascar made those…
January 20th, 2011
Maybe hes going to the races?
January 20th, 2011
Bravefart!!
January 20th, 2011
Josh, is that you? You sure this isn’t IN?! LOL
January 20th, 2011
MAN – “Excuse me lady”
Customer Service Clerk – “YES SIR”
MAN – “Which aisle is the toilet paper in”
CSC – “snif…snif…SIR, I think it’s too late”
January 20th, 2011
lmao.. why would you sag your pants if you have shit leaking ……..
January 20th, 2011
Just another reason to SLATHER on the anti-bacterial gel when you ENTER and when you LEAVE WalMart. Blech.
January 20th, 2011
No I swear I didn’t borrow Scatman’s underwear! Why?
January 20th, 2011
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your sharted pants on the ground….
January 20th, 2011
***damn! Come on guys….really? I hate walmart
January 20th, 2011
Eeeeeww….I once worked at Rite Aid and a man came in with crap stains down his one jean pant-leg, and the jock sock he wore had the bottom of the pant-leg tucked into the top of the sock, and the sock was stuffed full of crap-for some reason he felt his need for tylenol outweighed the need to change out of his crap filled pants and sock before stopping at the store. Needless to say the manager and a couple employees went through the store after he left spraying air freshener everywhere.
January 20th, 2011
I feel bad for whoever is in line behind this guy!
January 20th, 2011
Well, At least no one can call him a Turd Burglar. He makes his own, and apparently keeps them.
January 20th, 2011
I don’t know why everyone is so grossed out, if you look closely his underwear is clearly labeled “January”.
January 20th, 2011
reason number 1025 not to bust a sag
January 20th, 2011
I think the people behind him are getting the brunt of smell off of THAT load. I’ll bet it was a “light load” at the customer service desk that day! Smells like that tend to linger……………..
January 20th, 2011
Ewwwwwww
January 20th, 2011
That’s why I buy double ply toilet paper!
January 20th, 2011
I Can’t Decide,Is It Forest Dump? Or Doodie Trouser MD?
January 20th, 2011
“Got a tough stain? Shart it out!”
January 20th, 2011
Seeing that picture I suddenly get the craving for chili
With beans…of course!
January 20th, 2011
That is one epic treadmark!
January 20th, 2011
Oh my GOD! That is disgusting!! What the hell?? I seriously almost puked!
January 20th, 2011
Maybe he decided to pick up that bottle of “Imodium” he put on layaway ?
January 20th, 2011
What does his car seat look like? Might it be ‘browned’ leather?
January 20th, 2011
His ass is BLUE……. wait just a cotton picking minute…….. it’s PAPA SMURF
January 20th, 2011
George Carlin must have told him to have a crappy day,
so he did…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vmknnXoOJk
January 20th, 2011
The ultimate skid mark
January 20th, 2011
Maybe he rented a woman for the evening and paid extra to take a dump on her chest..but forgot to wipe afterwards
January 20th, 2011
HOLY SHIT BATMAN
January 20th, 2011
just looks like more liberal bilge to me…
January 20th, 2011
It just “stinks” when you’re going through a “bad streak” in life.
January 20th, 2011
Looks to me like he SHIT his pants and they fell off. He has no belt on and his boxers are down in his pants still his bare a$$ is showing & he has shit all over it.
January 20th, 2011
Sometimes I wonder if some people just don’t give a shit about themselves and how they look in public, this picture exemplifies that…NASTY…..
January 20th, 2011
If these guys knew The REAL meaning behind wearing your pants down below their butts they would Stop It! Im a bold woman…..ifI wanna see your ass, I’ll ask you. This is Gross!
January 20th, 2011
I laughed till I sharted.
January 20th, 2011
If your gonna wear “Fruit of the Loom” , skip the prunes!!!!
January 20th, 2011
Brightside – he HAS shorts on. Imagine, if you will, if he DIDN’T! *shudder*
January 20th, 2011
Smelly caaaaat….smelly cat, where are you going to? Maybe to return some underpants?
January 20th, 2011
oh , shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 20th, 2011
And his wife will probably crawl into bed with him later. They’ll have wild and crazy sex, snuggle, sleep, wake up, and throw the same clothes back on !!!!!!!!!
January 20th, 2011
excuse me! miss,what color do brown and blue make?
January 20th, 2011
His children have probably long-since distanced themselves from him but it still must hurt to see their dumbass father immortalized like this on POW.
Good going dad- ya shithead .
January 20th, 2011
IT’S CALLED A RAG ON A STICK ,FATSOS.
January 20th, 2011
Imagine if this guy and the hag from “rubbing it in” (see next page) would create offspring!! That would be the ultimate walcreature.
January 20th, 2011
Maybe he sat on a candy bar. One time at work some boys were teasing me and my boss Gene made them leave but they smushed a candy bar on my bike seat and i sat in it. Boy was mom mad.
January 20th, 2011
Sweet Jesus! That’s not a even comparable to a shart! It’s like a poo poo train came of the tracks and wrecked in his pants!
January 20th, 2011
Someone needs Skid-B-Gone!
January 20th, 2011
Papa Smurf is getting old and needs some Depends.
January 20th, 2011
yeah, he’s definitely a Vikings fan
January 20th, 2011
Mommy look, a Snickers bar on the floor!
January 20th, 2011
O.M.G.
January 20th, 2011
That is just so nasty and disgusting! What a pig! Just think if you were his wife and had to sleep with him? UGH!!!
January 20th, 2011
I am going to be in jail one day for kicking some idiot’s pants back up where they belong.
January 20th, 2011
Please God don’t ever let me go homeless and not abled to even buy the cheapest toilet paper. How wonderful to find humor a that poor man’s homelessness.
January 20th, 2011
no only the associateshave to wear brown and blue
January 20th, 2011
When you get that large you need to practice a few advanced yoga poses to wipe yourself clean.
Apparently he is not into yoga.
January 20th, 2011
Must be from Skid Row.
January 21st, 2011
Someone forgot to wipe!
January 21st, 2011
Apparently he is unconcerned over the situation or it just happened that the line was so long at the customer service desk that he was to afraid to get out of line to umm you know
He will be buying a new pair and getting right back in line with the dirty ones in the bag in order to get his money back
January 21st, 2011
This makes me want to throw up.
January 21st, 2011
Hey, this Kaopectate didn’t work, man.
January 21st, 2011
Pants Shitter!!
The world was a cleaner place when the crazy people were not “cage free”.
The concept of “free range” lunatics is not good for them or us. Normal people do not shit themselves unless ill and then don’t hover @ customer service when it happens. This guy needs a good zoo keeper; one that cares enough to hose him off when this happens.
January 21st, 2011
Sharting new territory.
January 21st, 2011
You all sit around nd make jokes about him, I gotta admit it is disgusting. But what if it is Jesus standing there would you still make fun of him and laugh and give snide comments. Think about it what if it were you and that was the best you can do at the time. Just saying everybody has a rough time sometimes…………………………………………..
January 21st, 2011
From the looks of him, I would have never guessed that he gave a shit.
January 21st, 2011
…YOU WANNA BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM?…
January 21st, 2011
To Grammy: Please, dear God don’t be such a bleeding heart. Even homeless people can cover their ass up when they are out in public.
January 21st, 2011
@RumpledForeskin
Thanx for the link, haven’t heard Carlin in years. LMFAO!
January 21st, 2011
Who says he’s homeless? Just looks like a fat, lazy slob to me.
January 21st, 2011
I bet he thought it was an air biscuit but it turned out to be biscuits n gravy
January 21st, 2011
How oblivious can one person be? Here are some possibilities:
1. Doesn’t realize he crapped himself.
2. Doesn’t realize his pants are down around his knees, thus showing all of God’s creatures that he’s crapped himself.
3. Does realize he crapped himself and is showing all of God’s creatures that he’s crapped himself but has no self-respect and just doesn’t care what other people think of his crapping himself.
And common decency, common sense, and common courtesy just flew out the window. How sad.
January 21st, 2011
Ever wonder what makes people THIS oblivious? His clothes are way too nice for a hobo. Well, with the exception of underwear.
January 21st, 2011
Nice.
@NDGIRL58, you just beat me.
January 21st, 2011
I guess “anal leakage” really exists and isn’t just a funny sounding, made up side effect for viagra
January 21st, 2011
When my co-workers forget to log off their computers at the end of their shift, I often change their screensaver as a little reminder for next time. And that’s just what I did last night.
The thought of my co-worker finding Mr Skid Row as his new screensaver at work tomorrow makes me laugh so hard my stomach hurts!
January 21st, 2011
It occurred to me that he could be complaining about the lack of toilet paper in the restrooms.
January 21st, 2011
Kim, if that is what Jesus chooses to wear for His Second Coming, then the world is certainly doomed. Please don’t insult our Lord that way. I am aware of what the Bible says, but even if this man is mentally challenged or homeless or whatever other scenario you have created and welled up with tears over, he should still know not to sag his pants when they are full of poop, and he surely shouldn’t be standing in Walmarts Customer Service line like that. Chances are he’s some drunk giving the cashier a hard time over returning something 2 years old with no reciept so that he can get money for more beer. Its definitely not Jesus.
January 21st, 2011
Totally disgusting. I understand heavy people have some issues but maybe take a shower and change your underwear before going out. Didn’t your mother teach you anything dude about always wearing clean underwear just in case you get into an accident..Oops looks like it already happened for you said it then you did it.
January 21st, 2011
I recently traveled to India, a very poor country. People are poor there and often live in a house about the size of your bedroom with no running water or sewer. However, nobody over there would ever do something like this, ever. There is basic ideas people have about how to present yourself, even if you are at the bottom of the social scale. You would think in this country people would have some kind of self-respect not to be doing this stuff. With that said, I did miss the lack of wal-creatures over there.
January 21st, 2011
Look it’s Crappy Smurf!
January 22nd, 2011
How Did That Britney Spears Tune Go Again?…….Give Me a Siiiiiiiiign,Shit Me Baby One More Time………..
January 22nd, 2011
We’re gonna need a LOT of spackle for that one.
January 22nd, 2011
Well there is one positive thing about this man and the poopy situation- bet he wouldnt EVER have anybody come close enough to him to steal his wallet from him!!!
January 22nd, 2011
Looks like a Bachmann voter to me.
January 22nd, 2011
maybe he should think about Depends underwear…now they make them for men too!!!!
January 22nd, 2011
I’m pretty sure this is staged
January 22nd, 2011
Amen, Sam! If he had no clothes, that would be one matter. He has clothes. Cover it up, buddy.
January 23rd, 2011
Guy: “You see ma’am I bought these underwear and they already had shit in them.”
Customer Service Lady: “Well we are real sorry about that, you just go right on back there and grab yourself another package.”
They really will take anything back at wal-mart!
January 23rd, 2011
There is a lot of freedom in America, but I think there is a limit to this.
January 23rd, 2011
must have had some taco bell before the shopping! lol
January 23rd, 2011
Maybe he could rewrite a Brittny Spears song: “Uh-oh I sharted again…”
January 23rd, 2011
he wanted to return a pair of pants. they had a brown streak in them
January 24th, 2011
*Holds up this picture as a sign that says “Don’t ever let this happen to you. Save yourself from this by investing in a good belt and pulling your pants up.*
January 24th, 2011
At Walmart our price roll backs will knock your pants off. Seriously, prices so low you’ll shit yourself!
January 24th, 2011
How did he get shit that far up.. I know your asscrack is a runway for wiping ,,, but get real!!!! I think a new pair of undies will do instead of suspenders
January 24th, 2011
It could also be a Taco Bell,, problem
January 24th, 2011
OMG. no, that wasn’t a fart. It’s January. Tell me he can’t feel that cold load in his pants. Disgusting. Whoever took that photo is a much braver person than I am.
January 24th, 2011
Once again I am stunned and speechless and thoroughly disgusted..
January 24th, 2011
Notice there is no one standing behind him.
January 25th, 2011
You wouldn’t believe how long the returns lines are, unless you’ve waited in one.
January 25th, 2011
Hes there trying to return those undies.
January 25th, 2011
Ya know, if he was afraid of losing his place in line, I am so sure that a loveable Wal-mart shopper would have held his place while he took time to wipe. Let’s see a show of (clean) hands that would allow him to step back in line. I am sure, the ones behind him LEFT upon viewing his master painting. Eegads, I am gonna be sick.
January 25th, 2011
holy shit that is the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time
January 26th, 2011
Oh my….i though and i thought a hobo was scary!
January 29th, 2011
That’s how you get the ladies!
January 31st, 2011
i see shit
February 1st, 2011
Prices aren’t the only thing rolling back at Wally world! Ewwwwwww
February 2nd, 2011
” that boy got shit in his pants”
February 3rd, 2011
you know it could be worse… what if hes wearing his wifes underwear?
February 9th, 2011
Looks like a classic case of the Hershey Squirts.
February 13th, 2011
probably didnt have toilet paper so he used his underwear
February 19th, 2011
Can you imagine tonguing that butt crack?
February 24th, 2011
Now that’s a real plumbers crack!
March 2nd, 2011
Now that’s a real plumbers crack
March 2nd, 2011
That’s the way Walmart sells there underwear. It comes pre stained.
March 4th, 2011
GROSS!!! At least pull your pants up!
March 23rd, 2011
Who’s your sexy love.
March 30th, 2011
Say no to crack!
April 13th, 2011
Hey look at the bright side…he’s wearing underwear.
April 27th, 2011
I’ll bet being that all men think they are soooo sexy all the time, that he will go up and ask a girl for a date, smelly butt and all. When she says forget about it he will call her a bitch! lol
June 6th, 2011
Clerk: Can I help you?
Guy: I need to return something.
Clerk: You have to have the receipt!
Guy: Well then I don’t give a shit!
Clerk: I think maybe you do…..
June 16th, 2011
here’s the scary part : everyone thinks this guy is nasty because he hasn’t cleaned himself but what if the reason he hasn’t cleaned himself yet is because he isn’t done?????
August 5th, 2011
If it’s anything like the Walmarts around here, it probably happened while he was waiting in the check out line…
August 6th, 2011
reminds me of a Jeff Dunham joke…”Welcome to walmart, get your shit and get out!”
June 9th, 2012
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