This guy just wants everyone to know that he came in 2nd place in everything.
106 Comments | In: Indiana, Walmart Fashion
The HazMat unit called… they want their suit back.
September 11th, 2009
My question to you all is, how do you take a picture without these people knowing about it? My camera makes a giant CLICK sound that I can’t turn off.
Preparing for a mission to outer space?
Get a camera phone that DOESN’T click… or cough really loudly?
@ Carolyn J. // Farting exceptionally loudly while taking a photo can help. No one will say anything, it’s Walmart!
Kind of like the futuristic Terminators made out of liquid metal…only this terminator is made out of those Glad garbage bags…and his mission is to deposit money not destroy John Conner.
@Carolyn J You can always turn the sounds off.. you just have to dip around the settings.
and on to the photo!! Where is the hat?? Doesn’t he know the aliens can still read him mind with out the hat?? Geez
Reynolds called and they need their tin foil back…
@Magda Carolyn is right; there are phones that don’t allow you to turn the camera sound off. My doesn’t or atleast I can’t find a way to. It’s an iPhone (1st generation) if anyone knows how please let me know.
it looks like one of the sauna suits you wear for when you run…
idk why it’s being worn to walmart… maybe he ran there.
lol…my brother used to wear a suit like that when he was in high school wrestling…so he could sweat off extra pounds before weigh in…
or the guy is an astronaut getting his stuff for the space mission?
Philip J. Fry
He’s probably protecting himself from radiation and the “others” from reading his mind… (although, the brain is not inside his body…but hey..you can’t have everything, right?)
amazing what can be done with a couple of rolls of silver duct tape!
Thats actually rain gear for riding a motorcycle. Called Frog-toggs or something like that. See how he’s holding a helmet in his left arm?
He’s not a weirdo, just wants to stay dry
Impressive, not everyone can sew tinfoil into a suit!
Impressive, not everyone can sew tinfoil into a suit.
Holy crap. I guess you can make an entire outfit out of duct tape.
Is that one of those silver tarps sewn together?
Another Red Green devotee, apparently – he dresses himself with duct tape!
Re camera sounds – my iPhone (new just before the current generation) does allow you to turn off the camera/typing click/new email etc sounds. As far as I know all phones do. If you can’t figure it out yourself, see if your wireless phone service provider has the manual for your phone online, or maybe call their customer service number for help.
the best is the f’ed up shoes he is wearing… WTF!!!! You could spring for the matching silver nikes???
Ha! This looks like something Nick Swardson would wear!
my cross country coach used to have an outfit like this- she would run in it to sweat off more fat- i’m not sure if she ever went to wal-mart in it, though.
but i imagine he stinks. or at least he will when he takes it off.
you guys should do a comparison photo section. i found your first comparison shot for silver bullet guy
Ground control to Major Tom, commencing countdown engines on……
I’m surprised no one has realized that he’s wearing a suit to protect himself from alien anal probes. One need only scroll through the photos on this site to see how many aliens are prowling the aisles at W-M.
frog togs are for wet weather bike riding genius’s, this one is on here to show how ignorant the veiwers are. Note helmet under left arm. Not a weirdo, just a biker. :/
um…yeah…I need to return a suit. I meant to grab the package that said “Fire Retardant “. Instead, I accidentally grabbed this one that said “Mildly Retarded”.
Re: Camera sounds. We have 3 different phones – went to camera button and then selected options. All had choices to turn sound and flash off.
I’ll bet he’s there to get a heart.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Manager? What is a manager? I said “take me to your leader!”
Danger, Will Robinson, danger!
Gort! Klaatu Barada Nikto!
I have an iPhone 3gs, sound for camera is tied to ringer
volume, turn down volume, it turns down the shutter sound.
He is a wiredo. There are plenty of other outfits to wear while riding your motorcycle to keep you dry. Just because someone makes it or something works really well does not mean you have to wear it. Please see every other picture on this website of idiots dressing themselves for an illustration to my point…
That’s tin foil and he’s corn on the knob.
I heard about your blog via Frosty, Heidi & Frank… seemed fitting I leave a comment on an Indiana post. Your blog cracks me up – I love it!!!
Seeee. Duct tape really does fix everything!
That isn’t a helmet in his arm. It’s a box that he is returning (notice where he is in the store?).
I believe it’s one of those sweat suits that others have commented on. You wear it when you are exercising to help sweat more and, ideally, lose extra weight.
You all laff, but when the aiens invade..he will be ready!
It’s incredible what you can do with duct tape….I found where this guy bought the tape outfit http://www.ducttapeguys.com/fashion/fashion4.html
this makes me ashamed to live in indiana
to the second place comment:
maybe if he retired those dirty ass shoes and got new ones, he would be able to run faster!
Why would you go to Walmart in your sweat suit? Or anywhere except home and directly into your shower…
Anyone been to Walmart at Albemarle Road in Charlotte, NC? Puh…..Intersting…
that is a foil outfit.. but, it is because he is a chimmy sweep.. had to listen to his conversation very carefully…but it is like wtf is he wearing
The look of WOW!!
I just like the fact that he is wearing waterproof riding gear and nice beat up sneakers with black dress socks. Maybe he has a suit on under that garb.
That’s not actually a helmet lol he was returning shoes. Oh yes, My friend is the one who took the picture. I took the liberty to submit it haha
“If I were any more evil, I’d be parked in a handicapped space!” [raises pinky to lips]
You know those guys who wear tin foil hats because they are afraid radio waves are going to take over their brain? This is their cousin. Reynold.
September 12th, 2009
Red Green has his own clothing line now?
When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.
“This goddamn heart the wizard gave me is a piece of crap. Where is the return booth?”
Maybe he likes the look of ‘foil’.
In between Louden Swane trying to make weight for the big match he shops at walmart… Vision quest anyone?
I wonder if that suit is made of duct tape?
This is my casual space suit
That looks a lot like a set of Frog Toggs. They are made from membrane fabric that breathes but keeps the water out. Work very very well. That said, I hope he is not riding in those shoes.
that looks like a tyvek suit. He was probably cleaning something nasty.
It’s a protective suit you wear in warehouse to stop contamination of the product, I had to wear one when I worked in a drug manufacturing factory
September 13th, 2009
It’s a rain suit! He has obviously been riding a motorcycle in the rain…see the helmet tucked under his arm….been there done that…..does look pretty funny though.
“I understand this is the place where they castrate people?, cause my cult leader said the aliens won’t take me unless I undergo the procedure”.
He is from the future, and is trying to save the world from buying any of those singing trouts
Ground Control to Major Tom………..commencing countdown engines on…………..
September 14th, 2009
absolutely will not burn up on re-entry!!
He looks just like a guy I know, who, contrary to your caption, came in 1st in more road races, including marathons, than you’ve had hot dinners. If it’s him, he probably ran about 20 miles in the rain rather than drive to the store.
I shouldn’t admit this here, but I know that guy. He’s worked for my dad for 30 years.
That suit is mild. You should see his dog hair boots.
“Hello. I’m here to apply for the job as greeter?”
September 15th, 2009
I say introduce him to the “gold” lady!! LOL
wow. i am so proud i live in indiana.
what! are you jealous that he may have a bigger bullet than you!!
wow! can’t even go shopping at walmart in privacy
is this one of obama’s stimulus package
who cares if you know him-are you the one who manufactured the suit
give the guy who knows him the space suit
he can go to mars
its better than wearing sweat pants pulled up to the shoulders
we are all god’s children
“My names Louden, Louden Swain, I wrestled this guy named “Shute” in 1984…”
so that’s where my tooth fillings came from.
September 17th, 2009
Wow thats just like my tarp suit!!!
See? proff positive wal-mart is everywhere. even on the moon.
it’s obviously a work outfit, most likely a painter.
September 18th, 2009
like a cyberman costume from classic doctor who without the boots, gloves… and head. wonder what kind of work suit that really is…
Susan in Warrenville
If he mated with the woman in the gold outfit, they could have R2D2 and C3PO for children!!
September 21st, 2009
Actually, that is the outfit that is supposed to be worn by all the loonies with aluminum foil hats. He must have left his foil hat in the ’81 Skylark.
September 22nd, 2009
Am I the only one thinking Hammer time???
September 23rd, 2009
I’m pretty sure I know this guy.. He wears suits in this silver and a blue one when he works at the junkyard.
September 24th, 2009
September 27th, 2009
CPzntZ I want to say – thank you for this!
September 30th, 2009
W5RV4N I want to say – thank you for this!
“id like to return this roll of duct tape. i didnt need it.”
October 2nd, 2009
all good things
October 3rd, 2009
lot about you
APyHj4 I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
October 4th, 2009
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
October 15th, 2009
Maybe a former member of “Devo”?
October 16th, 2009
This is Major Tom to Ground Control–
I’m stepping through the door…
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way…
And the store look very different today!
For here am I…
Waiting for a refund…
October 19th, 2009
Boy i sure does luv me some duck tape!!! huh huh huh
October 22nd, 2009
going to the moon… brb
October 28th, 2009
Tin man or what?
November 5th, 2009
This is the greatest thing in weight loss, EVER! You can have a sauna ANYWHERE! This man is losing weight just standing in line! Call now and it’s just $19.95!
November 28th, 2009
I quite agree with your submission, however, lam having problem subscribing to your rss
September 27th, 2010
People wear those to sweat more so they can loose weight faster. My brother had to wear one of those shirts. They really work!
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November 28th, 2011