January 21st, 2011
MC Pee Pants
This is just frustrating. I’ve said before that I won’t make fun of medical conditions, but please wear pants so I don’t have to see your piss bags. Technically he listened to me, but practically he hit me in the head with a tack hammer. I feel like I’ve told my kid not to shit on the carpet and he just went over and shit on the hardwood floor.
Alabama
MC Pee Pants,
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Poor guy
January 21st, 2011
Not making fun of the condition, but at least put them on under your pants or empty them when you “go”.
January 21st, 2011
He wants candy, bubblegum and taffy.
January 21st, 2011
Catheter? You brought ‘er, you catheter!
January 21st, 2011
“612 Wharf Avenue?!? I know where that is! It’s the abadoned warehouse next to Melonshakers…the…the gentleman’s club…”
January 21st, 2011
iM JUST CURIOUS WHY HE PUT HIS SHIRT IN WITH THE WHITES CUZ DANG LOOK AT THEM BLEACH STAINS! AND WE DONT WANNA SEE HIS PI$$ BAGS EITHER!
January 21st, 2011
I think thats my girlfriends van…
January 21st, 2011
Bad that he has whatever condition that requires a cath. but seems to also be a sympathy addict .
January 21st, 2011
Wow… That’s just wrong…
January 21st, 2011
Is he European (You’re a peein’)?
January 21st, 2011
REALLY!? those “pants” are long enough to cover up the piss bags.. honestly… REALLY!!?! just REALLY!?! just because it’s “normal” for you doesn’t mean the rest of us have come to terms with it.. medical condition aside… REALLY!?!
January 21st, 2011
Some people are just too damn busy for Depends…
January 21st, 2011
lmao the comment below the pic is soooo much better than the picture itself!
January 21st, 2011
bleach is for white clothes dummy…………– lmao!!!
January 21st, 2011
Fancy knee pads!
January 21st, 2011
Oh wow! I had surgery once and had a baggie to drain any fluid. I HID THAT THANG! Taped it to my body and wore loose cothing! I knew no one wanted to see my…fluids! This is gross! And to think he walked around the store like that. Oh gosh!
January 21st, 2011
actually this is sad, the fact that he has whatever issues that he needs the bags, and the fact hes lost all desire to try to look more approachable, my heart feels for people like this!
January 21st, 2011
Your Majesty … You look like the Piss Boy!
January 21st, 2011
Some people just don’t get the “MC Pee Pants” reference.
January 21st, 2011
I don’t make fun of people with medical conditions either, but that’s just unsanitary. When you go to the grocery store cover up, what if a bag rips open? Just gross.
January 21st, 2011
Wouldn’t it be MORE difficult to have it outside the pants, considering the tubing and what it’s pulling on while rubbing against the bottom of the pants there? Just a thought ….
January 21st, 2011
I had nephrostomy tubes and “Pee Bags” for about 9 months after I had my daughter. It’s QUITE a horrible ordeal but umm…. I didn’t wear them OUTSIDE my clothes! That’s gross!
January 21st, 2011
The epitome of lazy… ewwww
January 21st, 2011
having TWO piss bags indicates that he was more blessed than i….
January 21st, 2011
OH MY! WTF!!???!!! His parents should be shot for not raising him with enough self respect not to do that!!!
January 21st, 2011
Who said he has a medical condition? Maybe he is using a stadium pal. That would be hardcore!
Dudes wearing pajama pants in public = stalker, Megan’s Law, or .. well, walmart patron.
January 21st, 2011
That’s really classy, having your piss bags hanging out while you go to Walmart, which sells FOOD.
January 21st, 2011
Cargo pants even.. couldnt he had put them in the pockets?
January 21st, 2011
i wonder how long he keeps that in there
January 21st, 2011
I am with ya’ll.Not to make fun of his condition but that is just sooo nasty. I am with Pockette REALLY!! I don’t want to be shopping for dinner and look to my left or right and have a piss back 2ft off me.I would have had to say something the store should have.I mean that is just a lack of respect would say laziness but he took the time to tape them on the OUTSIDE of his pants.
January 21st, 2011
It’s sad that he’s got a condition that requires a bag, that being said….
What happens if he bumps up against the wrong thing or god forbid run it over with his cart? That would be so gross for the poor employee who has to clean up after his laziness.
January 21st, 2011
what a bunch of CANDY A$$ES. so what if he’s wear a couple of piss bags. at least he’s not pissing on your food or the floor or maybe you would prefer that, i don’t know maybe pissing on your food is your thing.
January 21st, 2011
SUP ! piss bag
January 21st, 2011
The caption alone made me laugh til I cried………..poor guy, I can’t even imagine. I hope life gets better for him.
January 21st, 2011
He is creative, he’s wearing plaid, solids, AND liquids!
January 21st, 2011
He should only require ONE bag. It is very simple to empty. He is obviously mobile and can do things for himself. They aren’t taped. They have elastic much like the elastic inside the waistband of kids pants. They have button holes and buttons to keep them on his legs. They are made so people can be more mobile and have the bag be LESS conspicious. Not MORE.
January 21st, 2011
Dude needs to drink some water……dehydration isn’t far off!
January 21st, 2011
captain pissbags lmfao!
January 21st, 2011
i think he uses those as reserves when he’s pressure cleaning the sidewalk…
January 21st, 2011
There is NO reason he couldn’t have worn them UNDER his clothes – except LAZINESS. NO one wants to see that. Have some pride & respect for yourself. In the time it took to tape them to yourself, you could have hid them & no one would have even known.
January 21st, 2011
There is no medical condition that requires 2 catheter bags. Um… there is no WAY anyone would need or USE 2 catheter bags at once… so I smell lemonade and see a moron.
WTG – you got your 15 mins of ‘fame’ on PoWM. What an aspiration.
January 21st, 2011
Pee bags aside…it kinda looks like a large animal took him from behind and shot a load all over his back…
January 21st, 2011
In response to Carolyn’s comment, you are wrong. If he suffers from double kidney/renal failure then one of his only options to get the toxins out of his body is a double nephrostomy. One bag would not work for both kidneys.
With that said- if he’s that sick I don’t understand why he’s out of the house. Maybe he was picking up prescriptions or something. And attaching them in a way so everyone can see them is both gross and disrespectful.
My father had a double nephrostomy. It was horribly painful for him and he never left the house except for doctor appointments after he had it done- but always with the bags completely hidden because they embarrassed him so.
January 21st, 2011
those look like cargo shorts. so use them to haul your piss bag cargo in and spare us the disgust
January 21st, 2011
Oh, my!!!
January 21st, 2011
To get him to understand more thouroughly, you might try stomping those bags and create a tidal wave of bodily fluids back into where it came!
January 21st, 2011
he’s just speeding up the fermentation process so his brew can be iced and ready for Super Bowl Sunday…
January 21st, 2011
sweet home alabama, right? this is an extremely tacky thing to do. i’ve seen a guy with pee bags attached to the side of his wheelchair and somehow even though it didn’t seem that they were leaking, he completely smelled like piddle. makes me less proud every day to be an alabamian.
January 21st, 2011
I feel bad for whatever condition he has, but there is a point of decency that one should never cross. Not to mention, it’s hazard waste if, god forbid, he had an accident with a sharp object O.<
January 21st, 2011
@GOOFY59 – Candy Asses? You’re an ass, no candy to it. It’s unsanitary as it is, much less on the outside of his britches. Body fluids are horribly dangerous these days, besides the fact that your piss or other body fluids shouldn’t be a public spectacle. Would you like to see some woman’s sanitary pads hanging out with blood on them? Or maybe even a woman with a bag attached instead of a tampax? What about a colostomy bag full of crap? Hmmmm, uncovered surgical wounds? I could keep on going you dumb jerk, but I’m sure if you don’t get it by now, you never will!
January 21st, 2011
BadOMEN wrote:
He is creative, he’s wearing plaid, solids, AND liquids!
… and he’s probably passing GAS
(get it? all of the scientists are ROFL)
January 21st, 2011
What is wrong with the people working at Walmart??? Aside from being just plain WRONG, I would think that would be a serious health code issue for the store if he wears them on the outside where they can be damaged so easily-all it would take is something sharp sticking out on a display. Not to mention why the f*** doesn’t he empty them after he goes???? Is he saving it for some horrible reason??? Just because you wear those bags doesn’t give you the right to just walk around with them full, in a freaking store, not to mention ON THE OUTSIDE. It doesn’t matter-inside his pants or out-for god sakes EMPTY THE DAMN BAGS AS SOON AS YOU GO MORON!!!!! How bout we all use the bathrooms in Walmart-only don’t flush the toilets-we want to be able to SEE the pee, and get a good look at it AT ALL TIMES. He never should have been allowed into the store like that. PERIOD.
January 21st, 2011
Others say lazy, I think he’s crying out for attention. I know this will get me slammed but I see very little difference between this and someone who’s tattooed from top to bottom. This guy is just wanting people to notice him.
January 21st, 2011
Has he got a “condition” or is he,maybe homeless and doesn’t want to pee “whereever”they pee….I have never seen a 2 bagger…
January 21st, 2011
OK, the guy can’t help having a medical condition. But he CAN have mercy on the rest of us by tucking those nasty things out of sight. Nobody else wants to see that. Other posters are right that this is a public health issue. What if someone bunps into him, or one of those bags reaches full capacity and bursts?
January 21st, 2011
What’s next? Having to look at people’s colostomy bags, too? This is not only disgusting, it is unsanitary, especially when going to a store that sells food.
January 21st, 2011
Hee hee–”piss bags”
January 21st, 2011
He’s going shopping for some duct tape to tape more pee-bags onto other spots of his body.
January 21st, 2011
I can’t help but wonder…..if Walmart is going to allow something like that in their store and around the food section…..then why not allow dogs too !!!
January 21st, 2011
Just to play the Devil’s Advocate here for a few minutes. A catheter continuously draws fluid from the bladder. There is no sensation of going since it’s a steady process. So normally, he wouldn’t know when he had gone.
But yes, he needs to hide those bags. It is unsanitary not to mention gross to look at. I wonder why he needs two bags unless he just wants to look even on both sides. Those bags are tougher than most people give them credit for but can still be ruptured or broken with the result of urine going everywhere.
Since everyone got on the bandwagon for ‘freedom of expression’, you are seeing more and more of stuff like this or women who should be embarrassed to be seen with all their skin showing or men with their pants on the ground showing off their shitty underwear. And people are afraid to deny them entrance to public places in case they get sued for infringing on a person’s right to self expression. Most these people don’t realize that the freedom of speech, i.e. freedom of expression also bears a certain responsibility that goes along with it to not abuse that freedom. Political correctness has gone way out of bounds.
January 21st, 2011
2 bags?! really?? Most people wear just one leg bag to go out in public. But 2 bags… that is serious laziness.
January 21st, 2011
The poor thing looks elderly and possibly suffering from Alzheimer’s or senility – he may have slipped away from his caretaker while still in his pajamas and is in NO condition to be aware of his distressing appearance. If this is the case, here’s hoping he was rounded up before he could wander out into the path of an oncoming car!
January 21st, 2011
At McDonalds the pop comes in big bags that go to the machine with a hose. This reminded me of that.
January 21st, 2011
I used to work in a hospital and “installed” many a catheter. One little rubber tube is inserted into the urethra (hole in end of penis) and up into the bladder. There is no way that two rubber tubes can fit into this part of body… Which leads me to believe this man has two organs. I’ve never seen that…
That makes me might curious.
January 21st, 2011
Sorry, that is just gross! People that do crap like this for the most part are crying out for attention…or pity…but crap like this really needs to be addressed as offensive to the general pubic. I bet he could get those bags hidden after he got his ass arrested!
January 21st, 2011
I will never drink another fountain pop again.
January 21st, 2011
Sparky-there’s probably a connector with a splitter that branches off to the bag on each side. Maybe he drinks a lot of beer and is lazy so he doesn’t want to have to empty it as often. Regardless of whether he can ‘feel’ when he goes, if I had to wear something like that I’d be so worried about something happening I’d be checking it regularily. At least go in the bathroom and check/drain it before going in the store-and put it inside the clothing!!
January 21st, 2011
That’s a van full of kids driving by him slowly and laughing, making him very “pissed” off.
January 21st, 2011
he’s got two bags so he’s balanced, just like a beer hat with 2 cans… which possibly caused his condition.
PS: Nice ATHF reference!
January 21st, 2011
Thats messed up people… I don’t want to see it either, but I am not going to post his picture up on a site that makes fun of others! Thats what is wrong here…Where are all the funny pictures again?
January 21st, 2011
Ok, wait….why are there 2 bags???? I am a nurse and there’s only one hole and one tube EVER!
January 21st, 2011
I have to have a catheter. I hide mine under my clothes. I think this is gross. There is no reason he can’t put them under his clothes AND drain them regularly. There are some catheters with two ends, but usuallt those are for medical procedures, not everyday use.
January 21st, 2011
for heavens sakes, if you have a medical condition, hide the bag. If you are unable or unwilling to hide it, at least empty the damn thing! And if you cant even do that, dont give us two!
January 21st, 2011
This is why we need Obamacare. His HMO was probably too cheap to give him one big baggie, so the poor sap got stuck with two small ones.
January 21st, 2011
Okay, that is 2 in a row from Alabama… maybe we should hook him up with miss Big Green Sexy Butt?
January 21st, 2011
I believe this dirtbag just wanted to get on POW . I mean other than more capacity so he could stay out of public restrooms ( which doesn’t make sense because he looks like the type who proabably enjoys hanging out in grimy gas station toilets) , why would anyone want two bags?
January 22nd, 2011
So……Poponator is writing captions now??
January 22nd, 2011
At least make cloth covers for them or something
January 22nd, 2011
Don’t make fun of disabled people.
January 22nd, 2011
So, if the bags are on the outside of his pants, somehow the catheter line must be running from its “source, ” exiting through his fly or up over his waistband. Or maybe he’s customized his garments specially to allow this very peculiar and very nasty arrangement.
January 22nd, 2011
Leave Him Alone….He’s Merely On His Way To the Pet Store…..He Plans To Put A Gold Fish In Each Bag……
January 22nd, 2011
“From the company that brought you the beer hat, we glady present to you catheter pants”
January 22nd, 2011
Actually it’s a rather creative way to take your beer shopping with you. He probably has a tube coming up by his collar to sip from. And yea people do smuggle beer into places like Church Hill Downs at the derby this way.
January 22nd, 2011
If I am not mistaken, he has drains directly running from his kidneys. Those types of tubes are very delicate and generally wont drain because they bind if worn under clothing. Such as the waistband from pants. When taking care of these people in the hospital I work in, we do not run the tubes under clothing. This is a very sick person who is probably on a day pass from a hospital or awaiting some form of dialysis.
I will agree that going to a wal-mart isn’t the best choice he made, however, lets stick to the not making fun of sick people theory.
January 22nd, 2011
This is not funny, it is sad and pathetic.
January 22nd, 2011
A deranged guy walking around with piss bags outside of his clothing? Welcome to the world of Wal-Mart.
January 22nd, 2011
Just to clear the air he does not have two bladders, this man is wearing double nephrostomy tubes. Though why he has chosen to put himself at risk for infection is beyond me. These tubes drain directly from the ureters, he probably has kidney stones.
January 22nd, 2011
why do my comments never get posted?????
January 22nd, 2011
Go to the pillow case section, buy a pair of them, and use them as pee-bag covers….please!
January 22nd, 2011
The the people with the 2 bag comment, maybe he has a connector between the two so he can stay out even longer between emptying them out!!!
January 22nd, 2011
Just a nasty nut job. I wonder if he has a bag for that too????
January 22nd, 2011
He’s just getting the word out that there is more than 1 way to pass a drug test and for a small fee, this guy is willing to help you out! Better hurry, this sale only lasts till the fluids get cold.
Don’t tell me you’ve never sold your clean piss to a junkie so they could get a job working with children.
January 23rd, 2011
Capri Sun jogging packets.
January 23rd, 2011
Perhaps this person is, as many are, allergic to the tape. Perhaps he does not have the money to devise some alternative to the method he uses. For you, this is a visual insult. For him, this is his life. We don’t always have a choice. I think you should stick to photos of people who are choosing to make spectacles of themselves.
January 23rd, 2011
I’ve had to wear one of these before, and it is not fun… I would NEVER have worn it on the OUTSIDE where EVERYONE could SEE IT! This guy must not be embarrassed by anything!
January 23rd, 2011
First off, let me agree that there is no need for those bags to be visible. It’s icky. But I want to clarify that those bags aren’t connected to a catheter. Those are nephrostomy bags, and they are connected directly to his kidneys. I know, because I had exactly the same thing last year for a month (although I never left the house except to go to the hospital). One is connected to each kidney, which is why there are two bags.
What’s scary about the fact that they are outside his clothes, is that if of the tubes got hung on something, it would be insanely painful (there are stitches anchoring the tube at the point where it enters the body), and could even be torn out of his body. Yikes.
January 23rd, 2011
Reminds me of the time I was walking into a restaurant, and a homeless man came up to me and said he needed $ 10 for a new ostomy bag ( same idea as a piss bag, only for the other end ). He then proceeded to lift his shirt up and show it to me. I told him that I might have given him the money if he hadn’t just ruined the meal I was about to eat.
January 23rd, 2011
When it rains, it pours…
January 24th, 2011
I’m speechless. There is no excuse.
January 24th, 2011
Whatever his medical condition is, I don’t want to go to a public shopping area and see it on display! Puts me right off my food, for sure!
People with medical conditions like that should just have someone else do their shopping and spare the rest of us their problems. Sorry, but there’s a place for everything, and this isn’t the place to go showing off this kind of problem.
If only Walmart managers would get a set of balls and tell these people that they’re not allowed in the store with this kind of unsanitary device, which could possibly endanger other people should it break and leak.
Bet Walmart would do that if it ever happens, and someone gets very sick from it.
HazMat, anyone? Purely disgusting.
January 24th, 2011
He looks advanced in age and probably doesnt understand that the bags go UNDER the clothing. He may not have anyone at home to help with such matters like these.
January 25th, 2011
Flipping through these pictures rather quickly I thought his shirt was on fire. Now that I notice the real reason he is on here, I wish he was on fire.
January 26th, 2011
Oh great – another one! We thoroughly covered this topic a while back with the photo of the woman wearing shorts while having one of these strapped to her leg. The consensus was that regardless of our empathy for your medical condition, it is still gross and unacceptable. Bottom line: The People of Walmart judges (that’s us!) have voted, and we say that nobody is allowed to go out in public with a bag of piss strapped to their legs in plain sight! Keep it UNDER your pants or skirt! Thank you!
January 27th, 2011
Great description!
January 30th, 2011
I really wish I could unsee this.
February 4th, 2011
Poor guy my ass!!!That’s disgusting. Nobody wants to look at that !!!No class …low class
February 14th, 2011
k, im wondering how he is filling two leg bags. does he have two dicks? a splitter? or does he change over the tubing when one gets full?
if he cut a hole in the big side pockets from inside the pants, the bag slips into it perfectly and no one needs to know your bladder program.
February 21st, 2011
Actually it looks like he has bi-lateral nephrstomy bags … that means those catheters are directly inserted into his kidneys through incisions in his flanks… probably to relieve hydronephrosis .
March 24th, 2011
Maybe he was going inside to empty the bags in the Men’s room. Why he’s got them on display is for someone else to figure out.
May 7th, 2011
I don’t like it anymore than the next guy but just for imformation, my dad has a bag like this, it’s not a piss bag though it drains flud from a syst in his side and he can’t tuck it in his pants its painful and uncomfortable, just saying
May 29th, 2011
ok i meant to say FLUID before some smartass makes fun of my spelling lol
May 29th, 2011
poor guy i wodint like that eter
October 28th, 2011
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