September 14th, 2009
Room For 1

I love it. I wish I could have seen Bozo the clown come out, unlock the handcuffs, and roll away carrying his bags.
California
Room For 1,
I love it. I wish I could have seen Bozo the clown come out, unlock the handcuffs, and roll away carrying his bags.
California
Room For 1,
65 Comments, Comment or Ping
first!
September 14th, 2009
there are some people with mad unicycle skills that could ride with a couple bags of wally world goods. just youtube unijordan3
September 14th, 2009
Locked with handcuffs???? Keystone cops visit Walmart!
September 14th, 2009
That’s actually pretty cool. My brother used to ride a unicycle. It’s hard!
September 14th, 2009
It must be Walmart. At Meijers I’ve never seen so many oddities.
BTW, may I suggest that you ban those who are “first”? It is immature, old, and annoying.
September 14th, 2009
The other half of the bike is on layaway.
September 14th, 2009
i’m imagining this is the guy who rode the unicycle, that’d be awesome!
September 14th, 2009
Insane!
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September 14th, 2009
Hey!! I ride a unicycle!!
Y’all are just jealous you can’t ride.
September 14th, 2009
Handcuffs, huh? That’s one kinky unicycle!!!
September 14th, 2009
anyone else wonder if this is really a walmart photo? I see nothing showing any indication of walmart, especially the placement of the bike rack near grass.
September 14th, 2009
I wanna see who was ridin this?
September 14th, 2009
Bahahaha
Thats just ridiculous…
September 14th, 2009
John–Other half of the bike is on layaway.. LOL That is awesome!!!
Love this site!! It cracks me up and I swear.. I better NEVER end up on here.. LOL.. I so am careful what I have on when I go into Walmart now
LOL
Thanks for the many laughs
September 14th, 2009
If he works at Walmart, he probably couldn’t afford the other half of the bike.
September 14th, 2009
What’s so funny? People ride bicycles, tricycles, tandems, and – yes, unicycles. So what?
September 14th, 2009
must be a harvey mudder!
September 14th, 2009
Wow, must have been very crucial to ride to Walmart on a unicycle.
September 14th, 2009
This photo could be on the front of a celebacy brochure.
September 14th, 2009
way too cool for walmart. I’d kill this picture.
September 14th, 2009
Ok, the handcuffs thing is hilarious, and yes, I know people who are talented enough to ride a unicycle (not me… I would DIE). What truly cracks me up is the thought of this person carrying their purchases home on said unicycle! Wish I had that photo!
September 14th, 2009
I can do that, maybe even pick the lock on the hand cuffs. I never locked my unicycle up when I went to the grocery store, there were not enough people around that could ride it. I carried two big paper bags home across a 4 lane highway. By the way I am a senior citizen……..
September 14th, 2009
“Attention Walmart shoppers:
Ride a unicycle to the store and receive 20% off all first aid supplies.”
September 14th, 2009
Walmart customers are nothing but a bunch of clowns.
September 14th, 2009
Sorry folks. After taking the time to put on my clown make-up and dress like Elvis I just couldn’t waste a moment pulling the Twister mat off the ‘ol ‘Vagina Mobile’ so I had to tkae the “Pizza Cutter” to work this morning. Oh, and I left the Kryptonite lock on the dead hooker, hence the handcuffs (sorry again).
September 14th, 2009
Actually i wish they left it unlocked. It would be a hoot to watch a would be thief try and drive the getaway on this.
September 14th, 2009
Funnily enough I’ve seen a guy down the street on one of these this summer.
September 14th, 2009
If that unicycle doesn’t scream “practicality” at you, I don’t know what does.
September 14th, 2009
Watch out! There’s Nitrogen in that tire!
Well, of course air is 80% Nitrogen and they can at best get your tire to 95 % Nitrogen. So, at best, you get a 15% difference. Dumbest(smartest) scam people have ever fell for……….well except for ‘global warming’!
September 15th, 2009
Interesting lock. I like things that are versatile. I don’t know why he felt the need to lock it up. Anytime I’ve had my unicycle stolen, I find it close by the scene of the crime. Some people are just too stupid to think through their getaway plan.www.uniguy.com
September 15th, 2009
Going “greener”. That baby gets twice the mileage of a regular bicycle.
September 15th, 2009
Epic! I love unicycles!
September 15th, 2009
“Attention Walmart shoppers:
Ride a unicycle to the store and receive 20% off all first aid supplies.”
I loved that, it cracked me up!
September 15th, 2009
Wow. They must be in Silver Lake!
September 16th, 2009
Is this in Sacramento, by chance? There’s a guy who rides his unicycle to school everyday…
September 16th, 2009
I just wanted to say I saw a man at my local Safeway one night buying groceries and he rode his unicycle. It was an epic night. I don’t know how he did it, balance-wise, but he was my hero that night.
September 16th, 2009
I bet that would hurt a guys nuts riding that thing.
September 16th, 2009
Nice looking bike, I don’t believe they put the seat down on the ground,I always locked mine standing up.
September 16th, 2009
This was taken in Poway CA.
September 18th, 2009
No fuzzy pink handcuffs?
September 19th, 2009
must have been when gas cost $4 a gallon,,, it was too expensive to ride the entire bike.
September 19th, 2009
I have a lot respect for anybody who CAN do that and carry groceries while riding that thing.
It is truly hilarious, but the kind of hilarious where you spend applause.
September 20th, 2009
With Bozo or Ronald it would be funny. When I was in high school and college, basic transpo. Can still read and ride one, decades later, will have to try texting. That uni looks super nice, I’d be protecting it. This site rocks.
September 22nd, 2009
This Is a Unicycle rack, Not a Bike rack, or it would have 2 tire racks! :-0
September 25th, 2009
It is a Unicycle Rack, Nit a Bike rack or it would have TWO sides, one for each tire…
September 25th, 2009
Nice Unicycle rack, for one wheel only,
September 25th, 2009
i wonder if rider tried doing a weelie on that thing
September 26th, 2009
One of my favs. Missed the cuffs until I read the caption … took it from ho-hum to awesome.
September 28th, 2009
How unsecure is that? Not only are cuffs really easy to pick, most of my friends and I carry a spare key in our back pockets. You never know when it might come in handy…..
October 2nd, 2009
ME, I was thinking the same thing. I’ll bet this is the Upland Walmart, just up Foothill from Harvey Mudd, where a bunch of students ride unicycles.
October 3rd, 2009
This photo is a work of art. So must be the owner of this unicycle, as securing it with handcuffs was the act of a savant of some sort.
October 9th, 2009
did he actually fill his Tire with Nitrogen? he has a green cap….
October 10th, 2009
What’s scarier than a clown on a unicyle? A clown on a unicycle with an open pair of handcuffs.
Only in California, man.
October 14th, 2009
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
October 15th, 2009
OMFG!!! I know who this is!! I was just randomly looking through this site and holy shit! I live in Cali.. and my friend always hooks his unicycle up with his handcuffs!!! xD omfg LOLLLLL
October 16th, 2009
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October 20th, 2009
in edinburgh last year i seen a guy cyclng uphill on a unicycle carrying bag of shopping! but then again it was during the festival and there is so much weird stuff going on!
October 21st, 2009
I love it that they used a pair of handcuffs to attach it to the bike rack!
October 24th, 2009
Yeeeeah, I just want to see the guy/girl come out and drive off with 2 gallons of milk, 8 bags, and backpack..with Sonic-guy chasing him..
November 7th, 2009
that could have been my brother
November 25th, 2009
OK, I know how he’s going to carry his oranges and banana. But what about the rest?
November 28th, 2009
I want to say – thank you for this!
November 30th, 2009
I’m surprised this fucking douche kept the seat on it!
December 5th, 2009
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