Two Turntables & A Microphone



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Check out DJ Annoying Bible Thumper scratchin’ those 1′s and 2′s on what appears to be a wheelchair table! Thugged out!

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  1. Sara

    Now that’s where it’s at!

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  2. Still better than having a Scientologist in your store’s parking lot.

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  3. Barb

    “DJ Annoying Bible Thumper”? That’s extremely juvenile and uncalled for. Let’s see who calls for God once they are stricken by illness. Plus, who know what this man is doing so your name-calling is totally irrelevant.

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  4. harharhar

    your posts get less and less funny every day.

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  5. Jane

    “bible thumper”? Is that a derogatory term for “Christian”?

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  6. Jen

    Karaoke in the parking lot…because if there’s one thing you feel like doing after shopping at Wal-mart…it’s got to be singing.

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  7. BadOmen

    I do this when my wife goes into Macy’s. I totally understand…

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  8. Wes

    Wouldn’t a more appropriate Beck song be “I’m a Loser”?

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  9. disgustedone

    Lighten up Barb-what do you think everyone comes to this site for??? To make fun of people!! What are you doing on this site if you can’t handle making fun of people??? Besides-religion is something you choose-and because of that not everyone chooses to be religious or believe there is a ‘god’ out there, which in turn makes those who publicly announce their beliefs very annoying to those who do not believe. Having a god and praying to him(or her)is fine but it should be done in private and not shoved in other people’s faces. Just sayin’

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  10. Goofy59

    I’m not so sure about this……judging from the cowboy hat this just might be “The Rappin’ Cowboy” which would a heck of a lot better than listening to some Dam*%d bible thumper.

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  11. MistressT

    I bet he thought to himself, “AWESOME, let me basically set up a DJ booth outside a Walmart, and see if I can get my radio career started” …but (surprisingly) no crowd to speak of…maybe he needs to start taking requests…

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  12. Big M

    Play that country music white boy…. Play that willy nelson right!

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  13. Vanessa

    People are way too touchy about religion. He’s an imaginary friend for grown-ups. Get over it. Stop trying to make sense of a senseless world and enjoy what you have. I’m sure DJ Annoying Bible Thumper has heard worse. He’s sitting out in front of Wal-Mart trying to “save souls”

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  14. Pedobear

    @Barb: Do you enjoy slamming other people, with your better than thou attitude. I’m pretty sure that is exactly what God is against most of all. So take your pompous spewings, and make like a tree.

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  15. Pedobear

    @Barb: Do you enjoy slamming other people, with your better than thou attitude. I’m pretty sure that is exactly what God is against most of all. So take your pompous spewings, and make like a tree.

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  16. Ed Farmer

    Vinyl records? They must be as old as he is!

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  17. I'm the warped one

    You people just don’t get it at all!

    This here is how we’s rednecks croon and court our’s women folk!

    We’s set up our’s boom box and bust a move hopin a heifer….ummm…er….I mean a woman wonders up yonder when we snag her and throw “er” in the “ole” truck….er…ummm…mini van!

    YEE HAW!!! I IZ IN LOVE!!!

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  18. Bratz

    Maybe Barb is so offended because that’s her husband…LOL

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  19. Digi

    Willie Nelson after his last bust. “I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again…”

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  20. RUKIDNME

    @ Barb:
    Religion is like a penis:
    It’s OK if you have one.
    It’s OK to be proud of it.
    But, please don’t take it out, wave it around & try to shove it down other peoples’ throats.

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  21. Pass the eye bleach please

    Barb your such a frigid old bitch you know that?

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  22. signguy

    nobody does a better job of eating their own than we do… i think BARB is a nice person even if she thinks i suck…

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  23. I'm the warped one

    HOT DAMN!

    Check out that aloe vera plant growin next to his van!

    I’m gonna need that for the burns I’m gonna get in hell for my previous comment!

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  24. DGB

    Rule #1 – Location, location, location.
    He should have loacted his new beat up front in a handicap spot!

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  25. magestical

    Hey look its Huge Heffners body double trying to make money on the side by being willie nelsons long lost cowboy brother. he disguises himself as a bible thumping minivan driving wheelchair turntable hauling Dj.

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  26. Laughter!

    POST A PIC BARB!!! PLEASE! Id like to laugh at you two times today!

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  27. Digi

    Actually he’s going about it all wrong. If he’s wanting to be discovered he has to do like that dude in Columbus Ohio did. Ya gotta get hooked on crack, pimp out your girlfriend, and piss on their door first! Then you get hired to be a sports announcer, and get to go on Dr. Phil!

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  28. Laughter!

    Hop on in kids! I have my own recording studio in the back but it only works in the middle of no where. Sure! I’ll bring you back before your mom even knows your gone!

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  29. Confused

    I’m confused, where do we get the Bible Thumper part from?

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  30. Well, the reason he doesn’t have a bigger crowd is he is too far away from the door. You’ll notice though, he is set up in the shade. I guess it’s already/still hot in AZ.

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  31. Mark

    Gawd bless WalMart, where one can buy both bullets and bibles

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  32. Jordan

    It’s a keyboard not turntables.

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  33. Suzyq

    I wonder what the sign says that he’s posted up against one of the speakers… “Will turn tables for shade”?

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  34. Reluctant Wal-Mart Shopper

    Okay, so nobody else is noticing how classy-looking that Wal-Mart is??? I mean, that is amazing – bricks and red lettering, columns, awnings – whooie! Fancy stuff!

    Nah, you’re all too busy focusing on being pissy at somebody named Barb. Get over it people, she was just pointing out the obvious: that we have no idea if he is Bible-thumping or just blasting out his own self-produced Greatest Moonshine Hits in hopes that somebody will buy one of his CDs or that he’ll be discovered by a record executive. But given the aforementioned comments about how classy this Wal-Mart appears to be, he’s probably not doing either of these things. So the question is, what is he really up to?? It looks like he has a sign, but I can’t tell what it says…

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  35. T

    Pedo”bear” is short for pedofile

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  36. Dee

    BARB! If the comments bother you so much then don’t log on to the damned page!!!

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  37. Melissa

    This WalMart is in AZ, so DJ Jerry can’t be a Bible-thumper coz he’s most likely Mormon.

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  38. popanator

    One time I went to a party after a wedding and it was fun. There was a guy like this playing music. If you ever get to go to a wedding you should go.

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  39. the mexican

    Barb may be dating this fellow , and may even accompany him “on tour” ( Walmart , Kmart, etc parking lots ) sometimes. Who knows, maybe she’s in the back of that van going through the cooler looking for some Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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  40. Kat

    @Barb:

    Let he (or in this case, SHE) who is without sin cast the first stone. In other words, you ain’t perfect sweetcheeks, so go suck a rock.

    Must be your hubby in the photo above. Or your wife. Who knows which way YOU swing…

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  41. While all you POWM have a good laugh, Will SOMEONE PLEASE MOVE DAD out of the HOT SUN!
    His brain juice is already to low, so he thinks he is a DJ from the 1950′S
    AND HURRY before he starts them anoing “COLON CLEANSERS” commercials. Why does everyone want to SHOVE something up my ASS ?
    Just to make a buck?
    Comming or GOING, there is a BIG BUCK to be made on ASSHOLES. Just watch cable TV if you have not figured it out!

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  42. fader

    My entendres just tripled

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  43. Son of Sam's Club

    Yo I’m DJ Whogivesadam! Wicka wicka Wild Wild West wicka wild!

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  44. Mr Rollback

    Well, ol’ Mr Geezer (if he is indeed an ol’ geezer) isn’t taking up any handicapped spaces, and isn’t parked in two spaces, and is using the shade of a nearby tree to do his thing, whatever it is, and isn’t up near the door making a nuisance of himself. Hope he has music we like and if he doesn’t, we’ll just walk past a little faster.

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  45. Jen

    “This is DJ Wally…comin’ at you from the parking lot.”

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  46. busted

    that’s a good sign…

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  47. Key West

    “Dj Cow Puckey” Keepin it real that the Flagstaff Wal Mart when he’s not slingin’ beats at the VFW!

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  48. Proud to be Related to the Cactus Cowboy

    You should have put a video on of him- he sings great classic country songs. I’m not sure an occasional “Praise the Lord” makes him a “bible thumper” but at least he’s not afraid to stand up for what he believes.

    In his younger days he didn’t need the wheel chair to put his keyboard on. He would stand with his guitar, singing to the homeless in downtown and always had food, blankets & toothbrushes for them. If they could answer a bible trivia question, he would give them a silver dollar. Saturdays were exciting when the CACTUS COWBOY came to town. Especially if he stayed downtown for Downtown Saturday Nights to perform.

    As he is in his late 70′s now, he continues to do what he loves. He sings for tips to provide for his wife, who’s medical bills much exceed what social security covers. He also does A/C & handy man work.

    For all of you who have had some fun poking at him, he’ll be happy that he put a smile on your face.

    If you’re in the area & see him- feel free to buy him a soda, it gets hot in AZ! And by the way, yes, it is my grandfather.

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  49. verbatim

    Not jealous. I was sure it was you, so had to give you crap.
    Still think it is.
    Another Frank?
    Getting better thank you.

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  50. To Be Me

    He could be an old time “snake oil” traveling salesman, but instead of a megaphone, horse and buggy, he is using a van and speakers.

    @Mexican- You have some real zingers…Lol I love reading your comments.

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  51. GRANDPA FIDDLESTICKS

    I just want to know, Since when is any walmart anywhere RED?

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  52. signguy

    glad you are on the rebound. love how smart you are in the way you know the minds of others. missed you. maybe someday…….who knows?

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  53. Retina Burn

    As far down as he’s parked no would have to be bothered by him no matter what he was doing, unless they stopped there intentionally. I dont want to hear about God, or be sold anything either, so I am just keep on going & not give him a chance to.

    Sounds like poor Barb could use a night out. Who knows, maybe this guys single?

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  54. lordofthegadflies

    “Annoying Bible-thumper” is a redundant phrase.

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  55. Lance S

    In his younger days he didn’t need the wheel chair to put his keyboard on. He would stand with his guitar, singing to the homeless in downtown and always had food, blankets & toothbrushes for them. If they could answer a bible trivia question, he would give them a silver dollar. Saturdays were exciting when the CACTUS COWBOY came to town. Especially if he stayed downtown for Downtown Saturday Nights to perform.

    As he is in his late 70’s now, he continues to do what he loves. He sings for tips to provide for his wife, who’s medical bills much exceed what social security covers. He also does A/C & handy man work.

    For all of you who have had some fun poking at him, he’ll be happy that he put a smile on your face.

    If you’re in the area & see him- feel free to buy him a soda, it gets hot in AZ! And by the way, yes, it is my grandfather.

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  56. POSTech

    Having worked at about every WalMart in and around Phoenix for about a 100 miles, this is not unusual for the store front. It is just probably built within the last 10 years. They all look like that. Hell, everything in Phoenix looks like that. Believe me, the customers aren’t any better than anywhere else. I found the ones in the better areas had the shittier customers. Nothing screams louder than a rich entitled asshole in WalMart.

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  57. Zooki

    I see “Johnny’s” wife kicked him out of the house again…

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  58. Jeff

    This may be a dumb question, but I’d really like someone to answer- I can see a man, a wheelchair, speakers, and a turntable, but how do people reach the conclusion that this is a “bible thumper”? I don’t see any Bible, crosses or mention of religion. I don’t live in the Bible Belt- so is this something common preachers do and I have just not seen it or heard about it? Seriously, someone inform me because I am not getting it…

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  59. Reluctant Wal-Mart Shopper

    I have the same question, Jeff… how do we know if he’s a “Bible thumper” or not? The site owners just said it because he could be, and their captions are typically based on hypothesis only just to try to be funny… but many commentors here talk like they know for sure. But according to one of them, it’s a guy who sings country songs. Who knows for sure, but people sure do get offended at the idea that he might possibly have religious motivations. Heaven forbid somebody talk about God in public rather than wear clothes that are far too small, or drag their kids around the floor on a leash, or display cuss words tattooed to the backs of their heads…

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  60. Jeff

    I don’t know why someone would thumbs down my last comment – Why not just answer? It is a serious question because I guess I am totally oblivious- is what this guy is doing something that fundamentalist Christians do? If so, somehow I’ve reached 30 years of age and have never heard of it before

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  61. Forbes

    Nice Trailer Park Boys reference in the title. J-Roc, baby! J-Roc, baby!

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  62. It’s J to tha R-O-C!

    Sucks he’s playing at Wal-Mart’s now that Trailer Park Boys is over.

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  63. Reluctant Wal-Mart Shopper

    Jeff, I do live in the Bible Belt, and while I have seen occasional fundamentalists sitting in parking lots with signs, I have never seen them with speakers and microphones. I’m Catholic, so I have no personal experience either, but it does not appear that people in parking lots with speakers are automatically considered to be fundamentalist Christians here where I live.

    I don’t know why people give thumbs-down to questions… somehow it makes them feel uncomfortable that somebody would question them, maybe?

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    January 25th, 2011

  64. JW

    I’m the one who sent this in and I am assuming that it says Bible Thumper because I told them in my descpription that he was singing Jesus songs and his sign (which unfortunately didn’t come out in the pic) said something about Jesus dying for our sins and the world would end soon or soemthing to that effect. So don’t jump on the admin!

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    January 28th, 2011

  65. kayla

    I live near this walmart, it’s in Sahuarita AZ, and this old guy is out there….at LEAST 4 days a week, singing, and preaching and saying pretty much anything that comes to his whacked out mind, and those damn speakers are cranked as loud as possible….it’s not anywhere near as funny as you think it is….

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    January 31st, 2011

  66. Chris_M

    Hey wait! Has anyone noticed that there is an empty chair? Is this supposed to be a two-piece act and his compadre has not yet shown up? Those look like JBL portable PA speakers with separate stands, which would run about $300 – $400, excluding the portable keyboard (Yamaha? Can’t quite tell). If only he would install lights underneath the hatch… it would make a hell of a night show.

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    February 1st, 2011

  67. allison

    since when did wal mart become red and not blue?? lol

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    February 1st, 2011

  68. hollie

    Why is this walmart red?

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    February 4th, 2011

  69. DJ RAJ

    The dude is lame, but PRETTY SURE that’s a KEYBOARD! Not a DJ in this pic

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    February 7th, 2011

  70. neorealist

    This is actually the sweetest old man…He sings nice friendly (yes a little reference to god/jesus from time2time) songs at gas stations and walmart in the green valley/sauhrita area in AZ.

    I feel a little bad people are making fun of him :( He really isn’t a trashy walmart person…he just a happy nice old man

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    February 18th, 2011

  71. aboveall973

    dude this guy is the shit nobody make fun of him he is a hip gramp pa pa.

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    July 20th, 2011

  72. Kristi

    Haha! I went to school in this town in AZ. My car broke down in the wall world parking lot one day and I had to sit and listen to him for like an hour and a half. I suppose I could have just gone inside….

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    July 27th, 2011

  73. vicki

    :) This is at my walmart!! This guy comes out about every other week. What you don’t know is the reason he parks in that stop is so he can roll over to Carl’s JR.

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    September 17th, 2011

  74. Azchristy

    This guy plays outside of the main library in downtown Tucson every friday. He sells cassette tapes of his music and ministry. I love listening to him talk about crazy things like how you should love jesus like you love your dog. Sometimes he gets border line racist and I don’t think he even realizes it. Hilarious!

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    September 20th, 2011

  75. Anonymous

    This is the Walmart in Green Valley, AZ and he goes by the name “Rusty”. I’ve personally spoken with him a few times. He plays every Saturday morning if you want to come and see him!

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    February 28th, 2012

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