Kinda like a ghetto C-3PO…
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wow she is workin it! Looks like she just got off a space ship!
September 14th, 2009
Notice the worker in the background of the first picture. Now notice the woman in the background of the second picture (The one with the skin tight outfit and rolls.) Classic wal mart photo, good job lol
“I’d like to accept this Urban Oscar…..”
I’m just wondering why she chose to wear sensible shoes with such an extravagant outfit– they just don’t go! Where are the thigh-high hooker boots or clear stripper heels? Come ON!
Goldmember sends his minions shopping at Walmart! Does she have time for a smoke and a pancake?
In Alternate Universe X-342, Lieutenant Uhura decides, after extensive surveillance, that her dress uniform is the ideal disguise in which to conduct on-the-ground cultural research of the primitive planet Wallyworld.
Are those faux-navy thingies on the shoulders? You know, like you see on fancy-schmancy sailor-esce clothing?
The outfit is out there but sista looks fine from the side and back!
Bong and a blintz?
Lux et Lex
I would like to know how one puts on pants that are THAT tight…
Did you know Saturday was Childhood Cabcer awareness Day? We wear gold or gold pins or fly gold ballons to raise awareness that only 3% of government funding goes to research for the children!
I love the VERY large lady in the background of the first photo lol
“I wear my silver outfit when I go to the Dollar Store, but this is Wal-Mart, so I have to step it up a notch.”
She looks like that gold robot lady on the movie spaceballs. All we need now is john candy dressed up like a dog.
Look at the black woman in the background of the second photo. I can’t tell if she’s jealous or ashamed.
forget the woman in gold… look at the one in the background she’s got more rolls than a wonderbread tray!
Can you imagine what would happen if the sun was shining as she left that Walmart?
The sunlight would hit her outfit and vaporize anyone who dared to gaze in her direction.
Is that Salt or Pepa??
When she asked her husband what he wanted her to do with the cart, he said, “Pu – Pu – Push It! Push it real good!”
Looks like Dot Matrix from “Spaceballs”!
Dont worry about it her sister is in the backgrpund looking for her…
Where does one even buy an outfit like this? I am jealous and want one sooooooooo bad!
Love the white tennis shoes on the gold military general
Make new friends, but keep the old
One is silver and the other gold.
THAT’S KANYE!!!! He has to shop in Walmart now that he has no career!!!!
Omg, Sheneneh Jenkins shops at Walmart!
…maybe this is just another in an unending array of Michael Jackson tributes?
Those shoulder tabs show her rank in the Ghetto Galaxy Starfleet.
giiiiirl, oh know you ditn’t.
That’s a lot of toilet paper she is buying, maybe the spaceship ran out.
That’s her rank on the ship.
I the Emmy goes to…………
Instead of Quen Latifah….it’s Queen La-De-Da
That has to be in East St. Louis.
whoopi GOLDberg… m i rite?
That is Klassy. It really accentuates her hair. Disappointed that she doesn’t have a matching purse in her cart though…
Glad her chrome and silver one was in the cleaners
Wonder what her rank is.
From behind, she looks kinda like a man! lol Dianna and Vanice make the most valid points about these photos. Does she not have matchin gold shoes for this, of any kind?!?! and wow the people in the background are awesome!
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The Tin Man’s slutty older sister.
The woman in gold should hook up with the silver bullet from September 11th.
Look!! It’s Ho-3PO
Hey!! It’s a Soul Train reject!! LOL
where da gold at???
“Kinda like a ghetto C-3PO…”
“…Urban Oscar…” that’s too funny!
I kinda like the tail on the white shirt next to her… what a pair!!!
Oh lawd. It’s Starfleet Captain Shanequa LaTron Washington.
Has no-one noticed in the first picture;
It has NO ASS!!!
What is this evil creature?!
That’s not C-3PO, it’s C-3P-HOE!!!
Whoa not that much gold!
where are her matching gold easy spirit shoes?
as if she isn’t wearing enough gold already, look at her hair; gold streaks.
I see a double walmart shot in that 2nd one………tube tops are so sexy
“No, this ain’t real gold, it’s just copper. And my earrings are really cubic zirconium.”
That’s either in East St. Louis, or North Chicago….and by North Chicago, I don’t mean Wrigleyville…I mean the ghetto where the Navy boot camp is located…which would explain where she got the fly epaulets for the shirt.
Gold sista, soul sista,
R-2 ! Where are you?
“Ghetto C-3PO”…. hilarious!
Don’t you see that hot mess in the background of the second photo?
Hey, she’s a Soooooul Train reject!!!!!
Stef at bigjobsboard.com
I know its bad to criticize…But this one is just so funny…Hahahaha..Lol… Sorry (Lady in gold) but what are you trying to impose here? Hehehe… That your rich? or maybe you want to be sporty? I don’t get it..hehehe..
Theres jabba the hut right there in from of her.
Bet that would look cool in a microwave!!!
Any one else in the maritime services ever have the FNG “calibrate the radar”??? She would be perfect!!!
1 – I’m truly disappointed in her footwear. She really needed gold shoes to make the outfit.
2 – Her name is La-ia. That’s pronounced “Ladashia” for those of you who don’t know the dash ain’t silent.
I think Lt. Dangle is looking for his dress uniform.
She’s trying out for the new James Bond movie starring Kanye West called “Goldfister“.
I can’t stop laughing at all these comments..My stomach hurts!!
My favorite comment by far!! **Can you imagine what would happen if the sun was shining as she left that Walmart?
The sunlight would hit her outfit and vaporize anyone who dared to gaze in her direction. **
Couldn’t find matching shoes??
“whoopi GOLDberg…” by DOUG.
And that woman in the background on the right… holy 5#!+!
>forget the woman in gold… look at the one in the background she’s got >more rolls than a wonderbread tray!
Yeah… the outfit really makes that potbelly look good!! And, to think I always heard dark colors were slimming! What’s that on her head?
thata bling ho man!!
I wanna take her to one of those We Buy Your Gold shops and see how much money I can get..
It’s Flip Wilson dressed as Geraldine, “Don’choo touch me! Don’choo dare touch me!”
September 15th, 2009
LOL i think her role model in fashion styles would be santigold
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…
Anus of Uranus
I ain’t sayin’ she’s a golddigger…
It looks like the guy she’s with is looking around, scanning the crowds for people that might recognize him …
In that 2nd pic is that a ghetto R2-D2 with her?
Wish I had a condom that color, might glow at night. Friction might turn it to 24k. Freak. Stylish in 1982 -was there. Passed its time honey!
Can I turn her in for gold on demand and get check?
Yeah, where ARE the gold stripper shoes and shiny purse? Come on, lady, this is WalMart–you gotta step it up a notch.
OMG! Loooove this site..when Im having a bad day I come and read the comments and laugh! You guys are too hilarious! Thanks!!
Americans are weird and they eat way too much as this site proves
OH GOD..I dunno which ones worse, the women cosplaying at psychodelic C-3PO, or the women in the background in the second pic I initially thought was naked xD WONDERFUL!! I LOVE IT!
the people in the background really do deserve their own place on POW!
the girl in the background of the second picture doesn’t look much better!
That’s not all…. look at the chick in the far back (right hand) corner in the second picture… she’s just as bad lmao
Someone wrote she looks fine from the side and back. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME ? This ghetto looking 3CPO looks like a MAN ! YUK YUK YUK
“Ghetto” because they’re black?
Leave her alone. She’s just doing a little shopping on her way to the 31st Anniversary Revival of ‘The Wiz’ by the Chicago Lesbian Thespian Cooperative…
She’ll be recreating the part of Nipsy Russel’s TinMan, obvioulsy…
Oh man! I’m laughing so hard at all of these comments!!! Thank you so much for making my day!
Welcome to Club Wal-Mart…
Clearly this woman was inspired by Leslie Hall.
http://www.gemsweater.com or http://www.leslieandthelys.com
thank you mama for making me gold pants!
This HAS to be from the Waukegan or Zion Wal-Mart!
Ohhh the solid gold dancer’s are getting back together?
Man, there is some phat fat in those photos.
Haha I love how in the first photo the other shopper in blue is smirking and telling herself “don’t make eye contact” and in the second photo there is a lady staring straight at her like “wtf??!!” LOL
Did you ever wonder what became of your gold you turned into cash?
The Mad Gasser
Urban Oscar lol naw thats a source award
You will never forget the name offffffffff …… Gold Dust! DDDDD
I can get past the disco ball and the giant blueberry, but why does the walmonster on the right look naked. Worse, she almost looks like she has a penis!!! My god, and the way she’s staring at the disco ball as if to say “honey, I don’t need to get a dressed in gold to bring attention to mah luscious lady lumps!”
Gee, I don’t. I think her outfit matches the gold highlights in her hair.
SPACEBALLS – the action figures!!! Is that Dot’s stunt double post-movie?
Uncle Wah wah
GOldfinger! She’ s the one with the cubic zirconia touch!
yall better watch what you say- thats one big ass man with her.
what branch of the military is she in?
Master Luke! You must be straight up trippin, Boo!
Former Olympic gold medalist in hurdles? I wonder if that is machine washable.
Omg …I didnt know they made the Willy Wonka Golden ticket in adult clothing…Shes a walkin Chocolate bar!
cash for gold for sure. lol
September 16th, 2009
If ya wanted to stand out, why didncha just say so! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit~
Dianna, I’m not saying some Walmart employees aren’t overweight, but if that person in the background is an employee she’s way out of uniform. No name tag and both the shirt and pants fail to meet corporate standards for apparel.
For the really interesting things you have to go into a WalMart late at night.
Does it come with batteries?
“We are a part of the Rhythm Nation…..”
Janet Jackson would be proud that she has influenced fashion so directly…albeit 15 years after the fact.
Anyone remember the Solid Gold Dancers? She does.l
Maybe the gold bike belongs to her.
maybe the gold bike outside is hers
I have heard of the goose that laid golden eggs, but I had no clue they were chocolate filled.
I think the lady in the background in the 2nd pic is with them… they HAVE to be related! Someone needs to buy them both a 3-way mirror. But then again, she thank she look goooood.
“Ghetto C3PO” had me rolling in the floor. Coca cola shot out of my nose.
Let me guess. Joliet?
That’s one lucky fella she’s with.
September 17th, 2009
my question is…..where was I???!?!? i NEVER run into anything like this at my walmart
this has to be either humboldt park in chi-town or river forest…it just HAS to be
Even Jabba the Hut in the background thinks this outfit is R-E-DICULOUSSS!!!
you would never see a white person dressed like that!! we have to much pride and style
haha ghetto c-3po, amazing.
I have to give her props tho… she has no visible panty line!
HA, HA!! Do they sell this outfit at Walmart?? I would really love to pick one up to run my errands in!! LMAO
@ Lux et Lex: Tight pants on first, then eat 10,000 calorie breakfast
September 18th, 2009
PFE………..you are a genius my friend…..LOL!
September 19th, 2009
This is my girl Sparkle…kidding
Oh no you didn’t!!
In the image to the right…I think I see Jabba the Ho staring at C3PfrO from afar in amazement..
September 20th, 2009
I wonder if she has a “grill” to match….. ?
September 21st, 2009
Let me guess Country Club Hills?
September 22nd, 2009
Damn that looks like the C-3PO unit from Spaceballs!!!!!!
yes she does love goooooooold is she walking with her fajah?
HILARIOUS!!! GHETTO C-3PO???!!!! RIGHT ON!
LOL a Gettho C3PO! Hilarious!
She is the Shizzle!!!
Notice should also be taken to the lady in the back of the picture wearing an all skin colored outfit.
September 23rd, 2009
Oh, my Lord!!!! If they would just open their eyes BEFORE they reached into the closet……..
OOhhh, if Shareffa knew you were taking her picture, her third babies daddy would have shanked you.
OMG You gotta see check this out to get the full effect…
She’s just like Leslie Hall in her ” Change Player Size Watch this video in a new windowGOLD PANTS LULLABY”.
*Correction* Sorry folks…I copied more than expected.
OMG You gotta see check this out to get the full effect…
She’s just like Leslie Hall in her ”GOLD PANTS LULLABY”.
Firstly, are we even sure that this is a SHE????
September 24th, 2009
Just outside of the frame: our gold-paint-huffin’-hippie-friend ‘Charles’ is trying to pay for her on register 3…
See the chick in the background with the way-too-tight shirt and pants? Double fail here…
September 25th, 2009
Since Solid Gold went off the air, the dancers have to shop somewhere!
September 26th, 2009
Looks like Mrs. Obama is setting the pace again!
September 27th, 2009
HONEY wear that outfit that goes with my front tooth!!!!!!!!!
September 28th, 2009
Millions of porn sites on the internet, billions of sexy, naked women I could be looking at, and yet here I am looking at this fat chocolate gold coin that’s obviously past it’s prime………….well played, People of Walmart………..well played!
I can't take this
The Oscar goes to……. the lady in the background for having more rolls than pilsbury. 1st I’d like to thank my husband for buying this for me, I like to thank my mama for the lack of home training. But most of all I Thank God For giving me this body.
September 29th, 2009
C3PO is hilarious… Ghetto is offensive though.
In the second picture, she is saying “Would you like a smoke and a pancake, cigar and a waffle, pipe and a crepe, or bong and a blintz?” to the guy next to her.
September 30th, 2009
That outfit is hot, BUT NOT ON HER FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!
October 1st, 2009
Laurie the Red
Why is it that the mother ship only lands at WalMarts? Can’t alien life pick a better part of town to take Earth samples from??
October 5th, 2009
Come in goldiewang this is rubberduck.
October 6th, 2009
October 8th, 2009
Tris I was thinking more along the lines of the poppie scene in the Wiz
October 13th, 2009
Whats great is the girl in the tan tube dress with the rolls is even laughing at her.
October 14th, 2009
now you know she’s a freakin gold-digger!..LoL!!
October 15th, 2009
I have 2 thoughts about this woman’s attire:
- Dot Matrix (from Spaceballs)
Can’t decide which is better.
October 18th, 2009
You know what’s sad??? I have these pants….but I’m 15 years old and I bought them last year for my Halloween costume….So it’s okay.
October 20th, 2009
Solid Gold Dancer circa 1977
October 24th, 2009
ok..i dont know if neone else noticed the woman past the gold lady but..in the right pic look past the gold lady!..geeze people really dont give a shit do they!!!!
October 26th, 2009
Maybe she should sent her outfit to CASH FOR GOLD . COM, lol.
October 28th, 2009
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October 31st, 2009
She could have atleast put some gold shoes on…. geez
November 5th, 2009
Almost looks like (DOT Matrix) from “Spaceballs”
November 6th, 2009
Hat time period is this again? I’m scared.
November 12th, 2009
GOLD is up right now, she’s worth billions!
November 22nd, 2009
in the next becture their is a cheeta woman
April 18th, 2011
her winky was a key!!!
December 22nd, 2011