Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say! Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?
61 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Texas, Walmart Fashion
Do you think she knows that sign is on her back?
January 26th, 2011
The funniest sign I ever posted on someone was at a factory, it said “Stand Back I Just Farted” That sign got passed around the whole plant LOL!
That is just childish .
Gee, I wonder who’s *not* a closeted homophobe…
Slow news day at Wal Mart.
Looks photo-shopped !!! Just sayin’…
Nice alternative to the old “Kick Me” standard. Maybe a fan of the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy?
then what are those oranges for???? lol….
Some people will do anything now to get on this site….
Michelle Obama is NOT gay?
who are you trying to convince? us? or yourself?????
Hahahahahha where’s my paper, markers and tape… I’m makin some signs.
I would be sooooo mad when I found that stuck to me! BUT…GREAT IDEA to torture my husband with today! Look for us in Walmart!
And if she was gay.I could really care less.
I think that sign should have said “I’m wearing the new & improved, OOPS I just shit myself undergarments on” ( sold in Isle 6 )
Happy Gilmore!! FTW!!
Pat always wore this sign when going to WalMart to buy flannel shirts, Doc Marten boots, and Gillette facial razors.
looks like its on there with safety pins and that they’ve at least sat down with it once as it’s bent… def knows that it’s there
Gaylene did not like to have her name shortened when she was out
…seems to me all she has done is bait the hook.
Is that male or female-I cant tell
Because she has an evil twin named Gay, she feels compelled to tell the world that she is not her sister!
think i’ll try that the next time i have to report for jury duty.
One time I put a Kick Me sign on the back of my friend Angie. her brother Big Tony said that’s not funny and do not do that. So it is not funny to put signs on someone’s back.
She’s NOT gay. Its called lesbian…
Yes, you are!
Yes he is
“KICK ME” Would have been funnier!!!
OK, so she’s not gay.
Me thinks she doth protest too much.
Where are you from… Texas? Only two things come out of Texas – steers and queers. Which one are you, boy? I don’t see no horns on you, so you *must* be a queer!
I’m a fan of, “I love sphincters” signs…
I'm the warped one
She might not ne gay now!
She would be after she had me!
Oprah has just found another long lost secret sister.
Isn’t that Michele Obama?
Oh, she just got….um…cock blocked…or whatever the female equivalent is…
…But I ain’t straight either
Maybe I’m blind but that sign says…”I AM NOT BAY” typo?
Classic Line from Happy Gillmore!
@WES- you are the funniest!
It’s Mike Piazza.
She is wearing her Nuvaring on her ear.
She actually posted this on herself cuz she was sick of people asking.
Son of Sam's Club
Paper Back Writer
we know your not gay, your a lesbian
If you have to wear a sign…….yes, you are.
I can tell; a gay person would likely dress better and shop @ a nicer store.
iF having a big butt makes you gay there would be more around than that walmart could hold!
To Be Me
And I care because????
So Shooter McGayvin got a job (and a sex change?) at Walmart after s/he failed to get that gold jacket.
Maybe if you have to wear a sign to let people know that you’re not gay… Maybe you need to consider switching teams…
January 27th, 2011
I remember a day when someone would only put a ‘kick me’ sign on your back…
January 28th, 2011
I took this pic, and yes the sign is safety pinned to her shirt. Wished I had had the nerve to ask her why.
wow does she even know?
January 29th, 2011
I thought the sign said “I Am Not Bay”! I need new glasses!
January 30th, 2011
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
I had a sign similar put on my back as a freshman in highschool, only it says “i AM gay” weird.
February 2nd, 2011
she or he is so gay
October 9th, 2011
Sure got a great butt,though.
September 11th, 2013