I Am Not Gay!



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Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say! Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?

Texas

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I Am Not Gay!, 4.0 out of 10 based on 16 ratings

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  1. NotASaint

    Do you think she knows that sign is on her back?

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    January 26th, 2011

  2. The funniest sign I ever posted on someone was at a factory, it said “Stand Back I Just Farted” That sign got passed around the whole plant LOL!

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    January 26th, 2011

  3. That is just childish .

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    January 26th, 2011

  4. PersonOfWalmart

    Gee, I wonder who’s *not* a closeted homophobe…

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    January 26th, 2011

  5. youknowwho

    Slow news day at Wal Mart.

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    January 26th, 2011

  6. tbaby

    Looks photo-shopped !!! Just sayin’…

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    January 26th, 2011

  7. robert

    Nice alternative to the old “Kick Me” standard. Maybe a fan of the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy?

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    January 26th, 2011

  8. LuluC

    then what are those oranges for???? lol….

    Some people will do anything now to get on this site….

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    January 26th, 2011

  9. Frickafried

    Michelle Obama is NOT gay?

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    January 26th, 2011

  10. hotttdamnn

    who are you trying to convince? us? or yourself?????

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    January 26th, 2011

  11. vicci

    Hahahahahha where’s my paper, markers and tape… I’m makin some signs.

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    January 26th, 2011

  12. Cass

    Staged?

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    January 26th, 2011

  13. Jennifer

    I would be sooooo mad when I found that stuck to me! BUT…GREAT IDEA to torture my husband with today! Look for us in Walmart!

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    January 26th, 2011

  14. Donny

    And if she was gay.I could really care less.

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    January 26th, 2011

  15. buck

    Nice ass.

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    January 26th, 2011

  16. j

    I think that sign should have said “I’m wearing the new & improved, OOPS I just shit myself undergarments on” ( sold in Isle 6 )

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    January 26th, 2011

  17. Moe

    Happy Gilmore!! FTW!!

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    January 26th, 2011

  18. Wes

    Pat always wore this sign when going to WalMart to buy flannel shirts, Doc Marten boots, and Gillette facial razors.

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    January 26th, 2011

  19. disturbed

    looks like its on there with safety pins and that they’ve at least sat down with it once as it’s bent… def knows that it’s there

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    January 26th, 2011

  20. Wes

    Gaylene did not like to have her name shortened when she was out

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    January 26th, 2011

  21. signguy

    …seems to me all she has done is bait the hook.

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    January 26th, 2011

  22. mike reiley

    Is that male or female-I cant tell

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    January 26th, 2011

  23. Because she has an evil twin named Gay, she feels compelled to tell the world that she is not her sister!

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    January 26th, 2011

  24. busted

    think i’ll try that the next time i have to report for jury duty.

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    January 26th, 2011

  25. popanator

    One time I put a Kick Me sign on the back of my friend Angie. her brother Big Tony said that’s not funny and do not do that. So it is not funny to put signs on someone’s back.

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    January 26th, 2011

  26. Laughter!

    She’s NOT gay. Its called lesbian…

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    January 26th, 2011

  27. Woody

    Yes, you are!

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    January 26th, 2011

  28. Woody

    Yes he is

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    January 26th, 2011

  29. MJ

    “KICK ME” Would have been funnier!!!

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    January 26th, 2011

  30. NJMom

    OK, so she’s not gay.

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    January 26th, 2011

  31. Princess J

    Me thinks she doth protest too much.

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    January 26th, 2011

  32. Buzz Kill

    Where are you from… Texas? Only two things come out of Texas – steers and queers. Which one are you, boy? I don’t see no horns on you, so you *must* be a queer!

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    January 26th, 2011

  33. TheHater

    I’m a fan of, “I love sphincters” signs…

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    January 26th, 2011

  34. I'm the warped one

    She might not ne gay now!

    BUT….

    She would be after she had me!

    YEE HAW!

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    January 26th, 2011

  35. I'm the warped one

    BE!

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    January 26th, 2011

  36. Grandmasdrinking

    OMG!!!!!

    Oprah has just found another long lost secret sister.

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    January 26th, 2011

  37. Oh Yeah

    Isn’t that Michele Obama?

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    January 26th, 2011

  38. Kellie

    Oh, she just got….um…cock blocked…or whatever the female equivalent is…

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    January 26th, 2011

  39. countrykate

    …But I ain’t straight either ;-)

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    January 26th, 2011

  40. falconv6

    Maybe I’m blind but that sign says…”I AM NOT BAY” typo?

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    January 26th, 2011

  41. doritengoku

    Classic Line from Happy Gillmore!

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    January 26th, 2011

  42. WAYNE'S WENCH

    @WES- you are the funniest!

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    January 26th, 2011

  43. Lucas

    It’s Mike Piazza.

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    January 26th, 2011

  44. She is wearing her Nuvaring on her ear.

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    January 26th, 2011

  45. Jen

    She actually posted this on herself cuz she was sick of people asking.

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  46. Son of Sam's Club

    Paper Back Writer

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  47. kevin

    we know your not gay, your a lesbian

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    January 26th, 2011

  48. ditch

    If you have to wear a sign…….yes, you are.

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  49. King David

    I can tell; a gay person would likely dress better and shop @ a nicer store.

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  50. don

    iF having a big butt makes you gay there would be more around than that walmart could hold!

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    January 26th, 2011

  51. To Be Me

    And I care because????

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  52. Signa

    So Shooter McGayvin got a job (and a sex change?) at Walmart after s/he failed to get that gold jacket.

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    January 26th, 2011

  53. Maningrey22

    Maybe if you have to wear a sign to let people know that you’re not gay… Maybe you need to consider switching teams…

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    January 27th, 2011

  54. Nexus

    I remember a day when someone would only put a ‘kick me’ sign on your back…

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    January 28th, 2011

  55. robbie rizzo

    I took this pic, and yes the sign is safety pinned to her shirt. Wished I had had the nerve to ask her why.

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  56. carah

    wow does she even know?

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    January 29th, 2011

  57. earlymusicus

    I thought the sign said “I Am Not Bay”! I need new glasses!

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    January 30th, 2011

  58. Meresa

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

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  59. sara

    I had a sign similar put on my back as a freshman in highschool, only it says “i AM gay” weird.

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    February 2nd, 2011

  60. she or he is so gay

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    October 9th, 2011

  61. Bob

    Sure got a great butt,though.

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