When what you’ve got going on there looks like an asscrack, put it away and never bring it out again.
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I think thats actually a person stuck inside her shirt with no pants on…which is weird too I guess….
January 31st, 2011
I like big butts and I can not lie!!! Even when they’re on the front side!!
OMG!!! SHE ATE JENNIFER LOPEZ!!!!
LMAO! I just threw up in my mouth a little….yuk
This anaconda don’t want none unless you got FRONT BUNS, hun!
Tuck in that gut girlfriend!
Please…..never again “Show Me” that! (barf)
sorry, but if you’ve got a tummy like that and you’re past 21, you shouldn’t be wearing a tummy shirt!
It’s called a gunt. And now my eyes are burning.
I believe it was Jeff Foxworthy that said (conveniently speaking about WalMart fashions) that belly shirts are for people WITHOUT BELLIES! Please, buy a longer (much longer) shirt!!!!!!!!!
Sittin on tha toilet.
when you’ve got a belly like that and you’re past 21, you shouldn’t be wearing a belly shirt!
The dignity you hurry up and start practicing/displaying will be appreciated by that child you’re carrying.
It’s a FUM!
Baby got back……errrrr front????
Conjoined twins…. Joined at the @ss
Her pants are too small so she went to the store to get some new pants but she is mad because they are all out of her size.
Well, if the butt implants went on the front, where did the tummy tuck go? Ohhhh….. That’s what you get for going to a low-rent plastic surgeon.
That is freaking disgusting! If you’re gonna be a big girl at least buy a shirt long enough to cover both of your asses!
Thar she blows!
wit all dem welfare chillins dat beez comin long..putz a zipper on it girl…
I actually think that’s a another person she’s carrying under her shirt, with no pants on…wait, that would be weird too wouldn’t it….
I really didn’t need to know she had a cesarean. Cesarean scars are not sexy, even remotely.
Lol. The hair and fat rolls makes this a lovely combo.
This makes me so sad because from what you can see of her face, she could be really beautiful if she could just put down the cookies (and the pizza, and brownies, and chips, and well we all know she’s eating it all).
it’s a uni-boob
The fat and rolls with hair makes this a lovely combo.
What’s scarier…that it might be her stomach, or that it might be her tittayyyyyys?
Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty…
Living where it is warm 3/4 of the year, you would not believe how many times a day we are subjected to views just like this!
A four-input girl!
Before we rush to judgment, are we sure she’s not struggling with a breached birth?
waznt me -
I don’t think this is a joking matter. I love to look at POW and how they dress weird, but I really think this lady has health issues. Look at how small her legs are in proportion to her stomach, and that is a surgery scar -I know, I’ve got a road map on my stomach too. I’m sure she didn’t intentionally show off her surgery wound, but there it is. Instead of laughing at her, try praying for her!!!!
I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy…
The sad thing is she thinks she looks good. And if anyone tried to tell her diff she’d flip. I believe in self confidence and being happy with who you are but my god that doesn’t mean we all have to or want to see it all falling out
If I didn’t see her face, I wouldn’t know if she were coming or going
Why not wear a dress/moo-moo. It covers everything.
For those that are trying to feel sorry for her belly….It’s ok to have a belly like this, but not cool to try and force a 15 yr olds shirt over it.
FUPA or BUNT, somewhere in her house, after squeezing into this outfit like sausage into a casing, somewhere is a mirror in which she gazed upon herself and said ” Damn, I look good”. And THAT is what u get when u shop on the dollar stores to save money for McDONALD’S. Gotta feed the machine.
I never thought anal sex would ever be confusing. In this case, you get a 2 for 1 or a headache trying to decide where to stick it.
What made that woman think that going out like this could possibly be okay?
looks like her head is backwards
Watch out for the GUNT!!!!
Looks like that coat is a bit to small as well.
I bet she can’t button it all the way.
Look closely…Are you sure those aren’t just fat, sloppy boobies sneaking out for a little sunshine?
I retract my previous comment and apologize for it. Out of character even for me. People that gave it a thumbs down got it right.
I think those are her tits!
Please lady take some a suggestion and get bigger clothes to wear until you loose the extra weight.
You all are very rude! She may be dressed inappropriately however, where she lacks in clothing you lack in ettiquette!
“i say what what, the front butt i say what what, the front butt…”
She has a young looking face…could she be pregnant?
Hey dude, I mean hey girl. You need to pull up your pants or down on your shirt. Can not tell if her bellybutton is hairy of if that really IS her butt crack. UUUUUUGGGGHHHHH.
She looks like she’s about to have a bowel movement.
cover that shit up
Hmm i’m just trying to figure out where at in walmart is she sitting for this picture?
Let’s create a foundation that raises money to buy everyone in the USA a full-length mirror
Someone better point out the bathroom to her because in the position she is sitting it looks like she has to take a shit…and NOBODY wants to see that!
One of these days I’ll learn to not click on this site after eating lunch…
that is BUTT UGLY
that guy is saying to her “you show me your butt and i’ll show you mine”
“I like big guts and I cannot lie…”
I used to have a boss that i calles two butts because she also had a front Butt
Not an EPIC GUNT, but noteworthy…..I wonder if it makes personal hygiene an issue?
I want to see the follow up picture. A few seconds later, her top button burst and critically injured 3 people.
an assmans dream she has two!
I hope that thing is just for show and not sh**
Sexy gunt you have my dear, may I sniff the lint?
this is why cloning is wrong, body parts dont always end up in the right areas
thats called a booty-doo.
That’s a lot more camel toe than I really want to see.
To Be Men
Isn’t one ass enough?
Ya, we’ve NEVER seen a fat girl here before.
I like chicken on waffles with honey as well but you have to know when to quit.
To Be Me
@King David-never had that-sounds terrible…..
I was trying to figure out if this was the front or the back?
“Imma wear belly shirts, kiss my belly shirts.”
@ To Be Me:
It’s not good for you but it tastes great! It’s like a sweet chicken sandwich that is eaten with a fork.
Love child of Cyclops and FUPAzilla
How does that happen? Has she got a vertical C-section scar?
Does anyone wonder if that’s actually her *boobs* tucked into her pants? LOL!!
February 1st, 2011
When you hear “nice butt”, it’s nice to know which one they’re talking about.
I… I don’t understand…
How do you get like that? And how do you get like that without acquiring a mumu to cover your shameful flesh?
Front butt… It’s like the Grail…
It’s like her eye is looking right at me. Most disturbing picture I’ve seen in a while here.
OMG Janet Jackson became a Klump!
She must be pretty limber to get her ass turned that far to the front.
damn i like how she peepin you out takin her pic…she lookin like bitch you wanna snap pics make sure you get my extra cootchie to the bottom
February 2nd, 2011
When you see someone with an ass in the front, it’s their collapsed large intestine. When the large intestine becomes caked with enough undigested food and feces it collapses into the bottom of the belly. Knowing that makes it even grosser.
February 3rd, 2011
That’s a booty do. (A stomach that hangs lower than her booty do.)
February 5th, 2011
Could she NOT feel the cold breeze on her gut?!?!?!?!
February 6th, 2011
GIRL SHAKE THAT BOOTY-DO, THAT BOOTY DO…. GIRL SHAKE THAT BOOTY DO, THAT BOOTY DO….
SHE GOT THAT BOOTY-DO…….GOING ON THERE.
HER STOMACH STICK OUT FURTHER THEN HER “BOOTY DO”
February 9th, 2011
Know It All
If someone told her to haul ass, it would DEFFINATELY take 2 trips.
February 11th, 2011
I actually this a little sad bc I also have almost the same thing. Although im smaller than this lady, I’ve got a 6 in scar from the top of my belly button down. If I wouldn’t of had emergency surgery id of died from Crohns disease. So plz keep in mind u necessarily don’t know could of happened…I get the “front butt” alot from my family n close friends..but ill never wear a two piec again… hopefully she wont see this
February 12th, 2011
Looks like a toddlers ass ass
February 13th, 2011
this is why fat people shouldnt dress themselves
February 18th, 2011
it looks like she has just spotted the camera man, and is seriously considering eat them
February 19th, 2011
oh 5hit SHES MAD letSS RUNNN!!!! …….. damn you obama thats (huffpuff) my tax dollars feeding that ( puff ) phew ok only had to run past dunking donuts to get her distracted…
February 23rd, 2011
Oh my God, she see me, is she going to eat me next!!!
March 10th, 2011
I LOVE that she’s got the whole ‘Jaws’ thing going staring at the camera with her one visible eye. AND even though she sees someone taking pictures of her does she cower? No. Her bulbous tummy and eye sit proud.
December 26th, 2011
Eilene Reiss Witts
Nasty shit!! Don’t people look in the mirror when they get dressed? (
January 23rd, 2012
to the commenter who said we should not joke because she has had surgery… well i have had 2 abdominal surgeries and I do have a scar also and I wear shirts in my size to cover myself up… she can too. Just because she has had surgery is no excuse to dress like that. Sorry but I disagree.
Jeff is wrong
While she should NOT go out in public dressed that way, the poor woman has OBVIOUSLY had abdominal surgery of some sort. Most like a C section, but it could be anything. Typically, they do a vertical incision in an EMERGENCY, so I feel badly for her.
I’ve had two C sections, and my incision pulls like that too.
Remarks about her “gutt crack” are heartless. I feel sorry for her situation.
But NOT for her lack of self awareness.
You people are mean!!
Have you stopped to think that maybe she is not able to find proper fitting clothes at the stores she is able to afford to buy them at? Goodwill does not always have the right size clothes that fit larger woman.. She may have a medical problem or mental problem that does not allow her to realize that her clothing is inappropriate. Is it really necessary to make rude comments about this woman? Maybe her shirts covers up everything when she is standing, but when sitting is what you see..
My husband is one of those plumber butt guys.. I know I know, it’s horrible, but I can only tell him so many times to pull up his pants.. He has NO BUTT what so ever to hold up his pants, even with a belt.. My solution, buy him longer shirts, but getting him to wear them is the problem.. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t force him to drink.
Just like Kate said after she had her 6 babies…. Its a butt in the front. (John and Kate +8)
Looks to me she isn’t wearing a tummy shirt just that her undershirt happened to bunch above the tummy. When I had my son.. he was so heavy inside me that correctly sized maternity shirts did not cover the downward stretch he created. All my shirts did this and it was a constant battle to pull the shirt back down, especially after they were washed. Unfortunately when companies do larger sized shirts (maternity or not), they are larger around width wise but not longer in length. Now after my emergency C-sect 4ys ago and my more recent emergency tubal pregnancy removal(exploded tube, would have died in a day or two) last August, my tummy is no longer a tummy but a freeking hanging lobe. I usually have to wear three sizes large to get any extra length to cover it and end up looking dumpy. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
You know whats sad is it looks like she may have even noticed the person taking this pic yet no effort to cover that Front Butt… That’s Missouri for ya i know i live in Missouri and this is no rare occasion…LOL
is she homeless or did she really and truly pull that out of her closet this morning and think, “I’ma wear this cause I’ll look damn good in it.”?????
It’s a strap on baby carrier, n that’s his fat lil butt stickin outta there….
Don’t blame her. She took Ozzy’s advice from that stop motion animated iced tea commercial.
looks like my ex wife friend dena crane from sioux city iowa
are you sure those aren’t her boobs?
Do you think she’s got back boobs too?
Is she wearing a bra?????? I sure hope those aren’t her tits.
My sister had an emergency c-section, and her belly looks like this… but…. she would never be caught dead wearing something like that!!!! I’m not going to be mean about it, but I might suggest to her that her clothing needs to be a few sized larger just to make her and others more comfortable in her presence.
1. she’s ugly.
2. she’s fat.
3. she’s black.
January 24th, 2012
I don’t know which is creepier…her creepy eyeball or her creepy butt-gut…lol
Just another welfare recipient & Obummer supporter.
This is a, now, none too rare condition that happens when one discovers that if they lower the waistband to *below* the belly they can wear 10 sizes (or more) smaller in pants…. Then they forget they are actually 10 sizes larger and dress like the smaller size being totally convinced that they are now a size 10/12 instead of a size 22 or more.
At this point there is no convincing them of the truth, either. It is a sad sad thing and we all suffer for it.
has no one noticed she’s staring DIRECTLY at the person taking her picture and STILL has no desire to hide her gut?
March 9th, 2012