Such a shame to ruin such a classy paint job with crap from toys r us. this kind of vehicle seems to be a theme at these stores.

It appears to be sitting in the handicapped space too, am I wrong? Quite a lovely shade of purple too!

Children loooove dinosaurs…men who loooove children love panel vans. I’m worried.

what the hell is a Vaginasaurous? and what does it look like? lol.

At least this person recognizes evolution. So far the most progressive photo yet on the site!

HA! the handicapped sticker makes it complete..

Why are all the weird cars on this sporting handicapped placards? I think there’s a connection but I can’t prove it. Yet

HA! The handicapped placard really completes it.

Now let’s not make jokes at the expense of the handicapped. There’s a handicapped decal, a thousand rubber animals glued to a purple van, and it’s in W Virginia!!! No cause for concern, folks.

it has wings an eats cotton!

The van is painted Barney Purple. How appropriate.

There’s a guy in my hometown who drives around with about 200 teddy bears attached to his van. It’s disgusting. They are all old and mildewy.
I honestly can’t believe he (or any of these crazy car ornament people) have not been told to remove these things by the cops.

It’s my goal to get a photo of the teddy bear man van for this site, although I can’t recall ever seeing it at walmart.

DUDE! This guy is migrating because he used to be in our area in D.C…….Coming soon to an area near you The Purple People Eater!!!! (that’s what we called it when we saw it)

This is why you never let a classroom of pre-school aged boys decorate your vehicle or anything else for that matter. lol

So just to be clear about this; You have the physical ability to cover your van in plastic animals but you’ve got yourself a disabled parking permit. Please explain!

I almost feel let down if i don’t see one of these legendary automobiles sitting on the pavement when i arrive. I need to go buy stock in crazy glue!

only in west virginia…

Damn, they stole my idea!!

there is a handicapped thing hanging from the rear view mirror.
he’s probably mentally handicapped,

ps. that was not said to be mean,
just making sure you all know that.

CUT IT OUT, man. This is my van. Dn’t you be taking pictures of it. Someone will want to still my ride-o’saur.

Also if the van is a rockin, dinosaurs are a-knockin

So just how does a disabled person get on the roof a of a van to glue tasteless crap all over it?

how is this even legal?? can you imagine the conversation with your insurance agent, “My car was hit by a dinosaur”. click.

The Vaginasaurus is the one glued to the seat behind the steering wheel.

The box on the top is where he stuffs the bodies.

I never knew gluing crap to your car was such a big thing until I found this site.

I think that this is the South Charleston walmart.

I don’t understand this thing with cars and crap glued all over it? I have never seen this before anywhere!

How did this handicapped guy climb up on top of his van to attach all those creatures? Or, possibly, that’s how he became handicapped?

That’s AWESOME!

Quick Robin to the Crap mobile.

What is WITH people in the midwest?!

Who knew Scoob and The Gang were solving mysteries millions of years ago.

seriously what is with the junk glued to cars???? I have never seen these things in real life before but apparently they’re all over the place

Does it worry anyone else that he has what looks like a chest freezer in the back of his van?

I dont’ understand why people do this WTF i mean come on now….

I would have titled this JURASSIC PARKing

Notice how this photos includes what appears to be paint overspray where white paint on the store building meets the blue paint. Classic and classy!

Can’t imagine how much these guys MPG’s have dropped putting this crap on

The headline should read “Jurassic Park Job”…

I think the box on top is just a platform so people on the ground can see the Dinos in the middle of the roof. Also I see classic Godzilla on top of the “elite Dinos platform” but isn’t that also the Godzilla from the 98 movie with Ferris Beuller – er, Matthew Broderick- off to the right?

And sorry to disagree with you Eve (top post) but I feel like it’s a waste of good dinosaur toys to stick them on that crummy van. :]

Actually, I think that van is pretty cool.

TED: “Quick Robin to the crap mobile”

LMAO!

We need a separate $$ award to the best comment too.

This was at the Charles Town, WV walmart. It’s in the greater DC area. My only words when I took this pic, awesome.

What is the deal with sticking crap on your car? Is this some fad that I missed? I keep thinking that these pictures are anomalies, but almost every day, there’s another one, with weirder and weirder crap stuck to it!

What is up with people putting crap on their cars?????

I’m sorry but if I saw this car, I’d run up and scrape a few of the bigger/cooler dinosaurs off the top for myself, I see a lot of nicer models from Kenner/Playskool on the roof. Damn good memories yo.

haha there’s a car that runs around Lancaster Ohio that has a bunch of beanie babies and bobble heads stuck to it lol

If I was a three year old I’d be saying “Wow!” But since I’m not three, I’m wondering why some people have an obsessive need to stick weird shit all over their carsl

How did he get those ones on the top of the van if he is handicapped???

I mean seriously is this sh*t even legal? I don’t want to be anywhere near him when this CRAP starts falling/blowing off his/her vehicle.

Is this popular? With how many cars I’ve seen like this on here, I would imagine it is the new cool trashy thing to do to your car back east, but I’ve never seen anything like this anywhere around Washington. Maybe spending all the money on these toys is the reason they are shopping at walmart. Or maybe vice versa?

LOL, Jurassic Trailer Park, good one! And if loving dinosaurs to the point of being handicapped isn’t dedication, I don’t know what is!

My sister-in-law has a car they call the candy car–it has painted candy bars & stuffed animals painted & glued to it all over. She let her art class paint it for her class, but she sometimes had to drive it when her regular car broke down. HAHAHA She lives in Kentucky.

Yeah I like “JURASSIC PARK-ing”
I wish I had my camera the other day. This person had parked an old beater truck-it was bright purple.
The funny part was that there was a mural painted on the tailgate. The picture was of …the purple truck.
moral: take your camera/phone every time!

Is this an American thing sticking little plastic toys to vehicles? I don’t get it…

Oh no, they say he’s got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

Car is porobably worth more than mine now with all those toys on it.

where i live in Eastern Europe nobody everybody dresses the same and nobody ever does shit like this and boy is it boring.

We will rule over this Wal-Mart and we will call it…This Wal-Mart.

Also, is this legal?

We have “art-school-chicks” who drive around town with shit glued to their cars with their black clothes and angst-ridden complexions. But, the superhero nativity scene on the roof of the car last Xmas was a big hit.

i have never seen a car with shit glued all over it til i wasted an hour on this site. i love it a lot. i really do.

I think the owner of this van needs to see a specialist,,,,,,,,,,,sooner rather than later

he is in the panhandle of WV now, have seen him around locally, no match to the spray painted camo cars around here though…

Handicapped you say?! Did Godzilla put all of his friends on the top with him, surely the owner couldn’t have!!

I don`t know what`s funnier….the van or the comments
ROFLMAO

I unfortunately have seen this van. I was like WTF but I guess it is better than some of these pictures on here.

That van is usually parked in Herndon, VA where he lives; and Vienna, VA where he works – but who knew that thing made road trips over state lines?! Then again, maybe he’s just visiting his roots in WV

I’m starting to think this is a southern thing as I don’t see cars like this up north. I have also started to notice what states they can find cars like this and they all seem to be from the south. Even though we live in the same country we are all very different.

That is too damn funny, gonna make it my desktop pic.

That poor Safari. Great van…now hosed.

I like it!

…and I thought handicapped stickers were for the physically disabled…stupid me

I used to have the tyrannosaurus rex that is above the passenger seat when I was a kid!

My spouse actually owned that DinoVan. She is a disabled Vietnam Veteran. She ran a food bank for needy people and that van was used to feed a lot of needy people.
The box on top was a AC unit used to keep food donations chilled. The generator on the back of the van was powering the AC unit.
Her only intention in gluing Dino’s all over that van was to make kids of all ages smile. Nothing more nothing less. Nothing nefarious as suggested by commenter’s here.
You can be sure that the sheer meanness of the commenter’s here has made her rethink all the charity work she has done thru the Appalachian Cherokee Nation.
Why try and help needy people and make their days a little brighter if you’re only going to get slimed in the process.
The DinoVan died last year. There are no plans to make another DinoVan either.

Bet they’re in there buying some brontoburgers!

OMG i’ve actually seen this car the first time i saw it i was like WTF WAS THAT !!!!!!

Oh yeah, that’s him! This dude travels Rte 7 through No. Virginia. He upgraded from a Dodge Neon a couple of years ago. It’s apparent he needed something with more space in the inside…, I mean, more surface area on the outside.

Creepy van…Check!…Creepy guy to drive van…Check!…All we need is the ‘Free Candy” sign duct taped to the side of it and we are all set.

we had to watch an entire video in my arts class about people who decorate their vans like this…apparently this guy isn’t alone in his van decor

I like how it’s purple. That hones special tribute to both Dino and Barney. ♥

OMG I about crapped myself when I saw this… I moved to NY from WV a year ago. But Everytime I visit there I SEE THIS VAN! It’s from Martinsburg WV! Hahaha how totally awesome! But the only strange thing is, no matter how many times I see this damn thing, I have yet to see who the driver is….

I laughed when I seen this on here. I’ve seen that van plenty of times around where I live. Of course, only in West Virginia would someone have a van covered in Dinosaurs.

Hey they even have the American Godzilla!

What gets me is that he is “handicap” but still able to decorate the roof of his van………….just can’t walk through the parking lot as far as “non handicap” people can

HA, I recognize this one! The owner must work in Virginia; I see this “work of art” almost every day…certain hard to miss it. It is always entertaining to watch the reactions of others while waiting at a redlight.

HA!, I recognize this “work of art”. The owner must work in Virginia because I get the honor of viewing this one on a regular basis. It is entertaining to watch the reaction of others while sitting at redlights.

I KNOW THE GUY WHO DRIVES THIS TRUCK! He would drive this beauty all the way from West Virginia to Virginia to pick up the daily spoils (expired food) from the grocery store I worked at for donation. Really nice guy, but definitely an oddball. Lots of moms would stop to take pictures of the dinosaur truck for their kids.