aaaaand where in FL is this?

She’s a surefire keeper…. if it is a she. XD

This is probably a great way to keep your kids from borrowing the car.

I bet that bitch is loose.

Classy

first!

I’m getting a little choked up. Can you imagine how proud Dad is of her little girl.

what person?

Who ever owns that car sure is classy. Their mother must be proud.

So I guess if we see this guy come out with baby oil, batteries and a bunch of VHS cassettes, we can venture a safe guess at what he’s doing later.

P.S. This totally explains why all of his bumper stickers are cock-eyed. =)

I’m sure her mom is very proud.

And do I even want to know what those pink fuzzy things in the window are?

That goes to far. I really don’t want my older kids seeing that while sitting in the front of my car. What’s her phone number BTW

Wow, I like the ‘better a blow job than no job’ sticker.

What is with people, just careening around the world being vulgar idiots? So weird.

Ummmm, wow?

Only a dollar for a flash? I guess that’s better than beads.

Does this car belong to a bisexual 13 year old?

Some of those don’t look real…kinda look like photoshop to me….

Wow, I bet her father is SOOOOO proud.

Classy.

One has to wonder if this person really pissed someone off and this is the revenge! Maybe the owner is a nice church-going grandma who just hasn’t realized why everyone honks and whistles at her!

In this economy you have to advertise any way you can

umm….what are those things in the back window? Furry tacos??

If all the bumber stickers were not enough,the hairy clams in the back window are a special touch

Are those fur covered handcuffs in the back window? AWESOME!

Perhaps I’m missing something in the photo that clearly identifies the owner of this vehicle as Puerto Rican, but I’m confused as to why you would choose ‘HORNY PUERTO RICAN’ as the title of this entry.

Personally, I find your choice of title more offensive than the sentiments reflected on the stickers. Yours is a fun blog, I’m sure not intended for much more than to provide some laughs during our long, tedious days (at which it succeeds), but it would be nice if in the future you could refrain from using it to perpetuate harmful myths about minority ethnic groups.

I hope you’ll take a moment to read this article – http://jan.ucc.nau.edu/hdh9/e-reserves/Cofer_-_The_myth_of_the_Latin_women_PDF.pdf – and to consider the damage you cause to the next generation of Latinas by supporting these kinds of stereotypes.

Here’s a brief excerpt -

Mixed cultural signals have perpetuated certain stereotypes—for example, that of the Hispanic woman as the “Hot Tamale” or sexual firebrand. It is a one dimensional view that the media have found easy to promote. In their special vocabulary, advertisers have designated “sizzling” and “smoldering” as the adjectives of choice for describing not only the foods but also the women of Latin America. From conversations in my house I recall hearing about the harassment that Puerto Rican women endured in factories where the “boss men” talked to them as if sexual innuendo was all they understood and, worse, often gave them the choice of submitting to advances or being fired.

manticore are you asking because you want to head over there right away???

seems like there is a sticker about p*ssy along w/the BD ones, so it seems whoever it is must swing both ways?

ditto on preferring that kids not be forced to look at such ‘free speech’…which is pretty tough to avoid when it is posted so publicly.

tell me this person isn’t cruising around schools…

Risen Lord Jesus’ Peace!
e.t./sue > *:D (: +

p.s. I still like the t-shirt on a coworker in Iowa that had a picture of a male pheasant on it and the slogan: Iowa is big cock country.

I wonder if lists her occupation on her taxes as a ‘bukkake participant’ or a ‘glory hole attendant’?

I bet she’s a lesbian.

Uhm, wow. Oh, and I think “she” is actually a “he.” I just have a feeling …

I hope she’s at least cute.

But it’s probably some chick in her 40′s who looks 70 from all her tanning.

I bet you’d stick to the back seat if you sat down.

Between “I love cock,” “time for a big dick break,” and a bumper sticker about eating pussy, I’m not sure who owns this car. It could be a bi person, or a couple, each looking to express his or her prowess, and you wish-ness.

You sure can tell a slut drives the car with very bad self image.

Fake!

Come on now. That is so totally photo shopped. Some of the bumper stickers are even blurry and pixelated. The admins are going to need to do a better job of verifying the authenticity of the photos or risk turning into a joke site.

LAME.

I love it but a couple of the stickers look fake, esp. the row over the oldmobile emblem.

If that was around here they would make her/him/it take all of those off the back of her car.

What a sad way to identify yourself. Her body and time are probably full, but her soul must be starving. Sad.

This is surely from Oklahoma– Check out the Guestroom Records sticker in the bottom right of the window!

Do all Florida walmarts have stripper poles or only this one ????

I bet that’s a guy.

actually, I’m almost positive it is against some Florida law. However, I do wonder what part of Florida there from, unfortunately there is like 5,000 Wal-Marts here.

@TAMARA

Next time before you go off on you politically charged “I’m offended at everything” rant, don’t like your business to your post… Now I know where I should NOT be shopping.

Bet she gets followed by guys alot

Cute – but this looks fake. Come on – real is way funnier than this!

hey it pays to advertise only thing missing is VAGINA IS FOR LOVERS

Much like most of the free speech expression on this site, just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. I’d be mortified to drive next to this car, let alone in it.

i have to wonder what happened in her life for her to be so hypersexual.

bet you a million trillion kazillion billion dollars this was taken in Kissimmee.

No, no, it is not Florida. It’s Flori-duh.

Hay A,
last I checked, its Puerto Rico one of the only few islands, in the Caribbean where ‘Americans’ do not have to have a passport to visit, Just like that chunk of land Between Russia and Canada, and a few island chains in the center of the pacific. Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico Aren’t attached but the are part of the nation called USA. History, Government, and Geography must have been difficult for you buttercup. Oh, neat side note, Our nation also include land directly on a Island called Cuba, But just the section called GITMO. There is a McD and Burger-King using the US dollar on the island of Cuba.

My guess is this is the result of revenge. Notice that the white sticker in the upper left looks like someone tried to peel it off. The ‘World’s Greatest ?uck’ sticker had one of the letters scratched out.

Some may have been added by photoshop, but I’m thinking that this is the work of an ex-wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend.

That looks really photoshopped…

Did they lose a bet? If not…yikes.

there all photoshopped only an idiot would fall for it

I wonder if someone put those on her car as a really bad joke?

this shopper/car should probably get together with the one with the “I love vagina” sticker on it posted earlier…

Risen Lord Jesus’ Peace!
e.t./sue > *:D (: +

Holy fake. The stickers are way too perfect and square on a curved, textured surface. You people are easily taken.

Mommy and Daddy are sure proud.

I love how everyone is saying its a girl……what if its a guy? or it was just a horrible, horrible prank.

I hate to state the obvious, but all those sticker are just photoshopped on to the picture of the car. It’s not even a good fake.

I bet some OLD dude or dudette own this car!!! LMAO

Holy fuck, there are TRIBBLES in the back window!

Big cocksucking tribbles!

She lives across the street from me!! She is really a cool chick and has a boyfriend….and if you think that is crazy you should see the inside….nothing but porn pics….it is freaking funny

That pic is fake cause the one bumper sticker is covering the oldsmobile emblem on the right.

yep…looks like revenge or a really bad joke…. if somene put thoose on the back of my car, it might take me awhile to notce them, as I do not ususally walk around the back of my car when I leave the house in the morning…. how emabarrassing would that be????

can you say photoshop?

Wow, mods, please open your eyes before green lighting these terrible shop jobs! This site has potential.

Tamara – The reason they titled it “HORNY PUERTO RICAN” is the Puerto Rican flag in the middle.
Is it just me, or do these bumper stickers seem photoshopped in? Look at the Oldsmobile logo on the right side. These’s a sticker positioned right over it, but there’s no distortion in the sticker from being placed over the logo. They just don’t look right to me…

Photoshop!!!!!!

I am assuming someone attacked this car in the parking lot to piss someone off…because I seriously hope that someone is not that stupid!

Are those furry pink tacos in the windshield?

Fake—— you sir fail.

I LOVE the PR Pride sticker in the middle of it all!!

I have to wonder though…was this a prank someone pulled on this owner? When I was younger my co-workers & I would put random stickers on each other’s cars. I drove around for 2 weeks with a sticker on my back bumper that said “HONK IF YOU WANT A BLOW JOB!!” My grandmother actually pointed it out to me…nice, huh?

Fake

honesty best policy I always thought

Rick Jones’ auto dealership in El Reno Oklahoma must be so happy to have this advertising…..

and MEGAN you are so beyond full of crap.

Funny how the “I ♥ Cock” sticker goes over “Oldsmobile”. They did a pretty good job with Photoshop, but there’s no way this is real.

Pink fuzzy things in the back window suggest the driver is one randy grandma.

No self-respecting person would actually put this on their car. This has to be a joke or revenge on someone.

A

Go back to school. I happen to live in Puerto Rico and yes Puerto Ricans are citizens. That is the very reason that you do not need a passport to fly here is because it is a U.S. Commonwealth. The U.S. does still have various commonwealth country/territories. While technically it could be considered a country on it’s own since it’s a freely associated commonwealth the government of PR has it’s own Tax system but they do still pay Social Security and Workers Comp and have non-voting reps in the government and can vote in the primaries just not in the actual presidential elections.
You’re almost as bright as the girl that didn’t know the PR flag but got bent over the mistreatment of latinas.. lololol..

You know whats funny…..these aren’t photoshopped…and she really isn’t a whore. She just enjoys her freedom of speech….but the best part is on the inside, on the roof….and maybe shes a freak in bed i dont know…..ect. I love this girl..shes hilarious!!

This is by far the coolest ride i seen . Its so sexual imagine going out in public in it . It would be just like kink on wheels

I think this car belongs to one of my former sorority sisters. That girl was a frat mattress if I ever saw one.

That’s what I’m talking about!