February 5th, 2011
Hope U Get Aids
We don’t often put up notes left on cars in a Walmart parking lot but we thought this one was worth sharing. There is a lot I could say about this but I think it pretty much speaks for itself.
New Hampshire
Hope U Get Aids,
165 Comments, Comment or Ping
Must be from a secret admirer…
February 5th, 2011
looks a lot like the unibomber’s writing.
February 5th, 2011
How exactly does a fu(k1n cunt park?
February 5th, 2011
This note could have been more effective had the author known how to spell and had a clue about English Grammar.
February 5th, 2011
Hahaha that’s awesome.
February 5th, 2011
It looks to me like someone has RAGE issues…. So this person can’t park… WE ALL see that in a parking lot !!!!! letter writer needs to grow up !
February 5th, 2011
This is bull shit some people out there have aids. And they cant help it. What a childish thing to write!
February 5th, 2011
LOL! geez, angry much? learn how to spell cuz hay is 4 horses!
February 5th, 2011
Please, don’t hold back. Tell us how your really feel.
February 5th, 2011
oh crap, that’s from MY state. I’ll play devils advocate and point out it can be hard to see the parking lines under the slush and snow this time of year
February 5th, 2011
The writer may have anger management issues. Hope he goes home, reflects upon what he just did, and has a good cry.
February 5th, 2011
“HAY” asshole – learn to spell. Otherwise, nicely done.
February 5th, 2011
This is why paper needs a built in spell check.
February 5th, 2011
Oh DAMN, you can get Aids from parking lots? Wait, it’s Walmart….. yeah ok.
February 5th, 2011
Why can’t we all just get along?
February 5th, 2011
I actually think it’s really difficult to park while f*cking…..
February 5th, 2011
Lurn how too spel, jurk-wad.
February 5th, 2011
HAY ASSHOALS!!
February 5th, 2011
The scary part is that I might actually know the idiot that wrote this… And NO it wasn’t me!
February 5th, 2011
Sounds like Cartman on South Park when he had Tourette’s…
February 5th, 2011
“HAY” is for horses and fu*$ing has a “g” on the end……and, just saying, if you’re going to be a douche at least vary your words a little so that you that you sound smart.
February 5th, 2011
Looks like something my ex would do…
February 5th, 2011
This woman shouldn’t have been at walmart, she should have been in the kitchen. This could have been easily avoided if she stuck to making my roast beef. If it’s a woman, I’m puzzled, they certainly PMS like a lady.
February 5th, 2011
Oh my god. Does this ever scream “Ignorant Country Moron.”
February 5th, 2011
is it on toliet paper?..lol…and what was the point of writing “p.s.” to say the same thing again…what a retard!…
February 5th, 2011
Hey, A**hole learn how to spell
February 5th, 2011
the bad spelling could explain the heavy cursing.
they were to busy learning to curse, & missed
the spelling class.
i usually find that the least educated
curse the most.
February 5th, 2011
Go figure, NH is well know for its “great” drivers……
February 5th, 2011
Two things I like about this:
1. It’s written on a napkin. Way to recycle!
2. The writer was so concerned with their mistake that they scribbled it out.
February 5th, 2011
This person is a nut job.
February 5th, 2011
By New Hampshire, do you mean Alabama
February 5th, 2011
@ Dragonfish – you may want to post a slight correction
February 5th, 2011
I’ve never filled my asshole with hay … is that a new fad?
February 5th, 2011
should probably care less about the other guys parking ability, and more about his grammer and writing skills. yo.
February 5th, 2011
I’m guessing this person didn’t go to Harvard, or hell, school for that matter.
February 5th, 2011
Nice use of capital letters impulsively mixed in with lower case – why to mix it up!
February 5th, 2011
I don’t think I could be upset if I found this letter on my car. Obviously this dipshit has never taken a spelling class and I doubt this person even has a valid license, since you need to be able to SPELL and READ to pass driver’s ed.
February 5th, 2011
I respectfully request that this image be removed from this site. As someone who lives their everyday life with A.I.D.S., this image is extremely hurtful and very offensive. Someone having their butt hanging out of their pants, or some guy wearing a skirt and high heels is not that big of a deal. A.I.D.S. is a very serious issue among all people. There are so many people, a lot of them children born with it, that die everyday because of H.I.V. and A.I.D.S. I understand that this may seem funny to some that this person was so distraught with the other persons parking. But for all they know, the car they left it on may belong to someone with A.I.D.S. We should not take this matter lightly. Thank you.
February 5th, 2011
Ive been so pissed at stupid dumbasses parking and taking up two spaces before also to the point where I would like to leave a nice letter like this (but spelled correctly), but then I remember im a grown-up and take a deep breath and park somewhere else.
February 5th, 2011
Geez!! English was my worst subject in school and several times I about darn near failed it. Yet I can write better than this!!!
February 5th, 2011
A wee bit of anger? Betcha the person who left it is a prime POW!
February 5th, 2011
It doesn’t even rhyme, Haiku perhaps?
February 5th, 2011
I bet somewhere in that parking lot a child was left alone. Who writes like THIS?
February 5th, 2011
I just want to know why coitis in the park has anything to do with parking
February 5th, 2011
This Looks like it was written by a child
February 5th, 2011
the composer who wrote this message will self-destruct in 5-4-3-2-1…
February 5th, 2011
That mans pencil uses dirty words- and it cant spell at all- maybe when they start selling pens and pencil they need to have “spellcheck” put on them!!! LMAO
February 5th, 2011
sounds like someone has a fatal attraction on there hands, lol
February 5th, 2011
This person is not discriminatory..he/she left the P.S. in case it was a woman…very well thought out
February 5th, 2011
Dragonfish: before you comment on one’s spelling, you had better check your grammar. It’s “too” and not “to.”
February 5th, 2011
@ The Mexican, Dragonfish was to busy at spelling bee’s too go two English class. Good call though for being…as you say….Mexican.
February 5th, 2011
Personally, I have always preferred to f&%k in park. Any time that I have ever tried to f$%k in drive or even reverse it doesnt go well.
February 5th, 2011
AIDS???really thats the best u got. Stoopid,.
February 5th, 2011
Because the connection of these two things is obvious….bad driving equals AIDS.
February 5th, 2011
Learn how to spell!
February 5th, 2011
“Hay” is for horses. Maybe the person was also implying that the person who can’t park should also fu(k a horse. Hidden messages… nm just going off on a tangent…
February 5th, 2011
Must be a trailer park poet.
Hooked on phonics did not work for you. Also AIDS called and said Hope was just HIV positive so stop hating.
February 5th, 2011
I still can’t believe my Mother put that on my windshield.
February 5th, 2011
hay ass hole huked on fonix werked fer me!!!
February 5th, 2011
“hay asshole” would make a great name for a band
February 5th, 2011
one time I wrote kick Me on a piece of paper and put it on my friend Angie.
February 5th, 2011
I would like to hire this person to write my speeches. Luckily, I don’t give speeches. Unfortunately, I am forced to go ahead and lay this person off.
P.S. Hope U get Aids.
February 5th, 2011
lol …WOW O_o
February 5th, 2011
Must be an English major!
February 5th, 2011
I call photoshop. Real or not, isn’t very funny. Too many moral___s in these comments.
February 5th, 2011
“Hay asshloe”? Hmmm…the driver was a scarecrow?
February 5th, 2011
I’d guess that writing this note took about ten times longer then it would have to drive the extra 3 stalls down the lane and just park there.
And he clearly doesn’t have much of an education as he could only afford the cheap 1-ply toilet paper for writing material.
February 5th, 2011
The Zodiac reappears
February 5th, 2011
Notes-That the chicken-sh$t way of doing it.
February 5th, 2011
So much for that old theory that the south has morons and New England is full of a sophisticated intellectual elite.
February 5th, 2011
Illiterate with a capital “I.”
February 5th, 2011
Awful spelling/writing/grammar skills aside, I really have to sympathize with this guy! People have no courtesy in parking lots! Pedestrian crossings, stop signs, arrows, and those little lines that mark parking spaces are there for a reason! I could really see myself sticking hate mail on that itty bitty Honda hanging 3 inches over the line!
February 5th, 2011
A new sexual position, cool!
February 5th, 2011
I’m shocked! I didn’t know people from new Hampshire spoke (or wrote) in that manner. I think we have an out-of-stater leaving notes on folk’s cars.
At least all the words were spelled correctly!!
February 5th, 2011
Hellooo!! – Parking is spelled PARKIN – GEEZ!
February 5th, 2011
If you put Stephanie Meyer’s name on that (and remove anything remotely interesting) you could sell MILLIONS of copies.
February 5th, 2011
Some people have nothing better to do!
February 5th, 2011
Is it just me, or does that look like an 8 year old wrote that note?
February 5th, 2011
I like how they added that entirely different message with the P.S.
February 5th, 2011
I agree with the guy that wrote the note, although he should have taken a couple of deep breaths before writing it, it was probably one of those douchebags that parks his corvette across two spaces, i hate that shit. I’d have left a note too. As opposed of what “to be me” thinks, thats not chickenshit, i’m not gonna stand and wait for the guy to come out of there just so i can yell at him.
February 5th, 2011
I told my ex-wife to stop leaving notes on peoples’ cars…
February 5th, 2011
Don’t they have security cameras all over the parking lots? I would see about having a look, see who left it, see their car, their license plate.
February 5th, 2011
LOL
February 5th, 2011
I’m pretty sure this is the handiwork of my brother or one of his friends. One of ‘em lives within drunken stumbling distance of a wal-mart and I wouldn’t be shocked if this was scanned from a napkin from the bar.
February 6th, 2011
This person is a proud graduate of Walmart University!
February 6th, 2011
Well there’s one word he spells really well.I guess that’s why he used so many tmes!
February 6th, 2011
One year my stepson, my wife and I went to the National Cemetery in Bushnell, Fl. for the Memorial Day ceremony. All of us drove our bikes there and when we returned to the bikes after the ceremony we found a note similar to this one on my stepson’s Goldwing. For the life of me I could not find anything wrong with the way he had parked. Maybe it was put on his bike because he worked with the Seals for six years as one of their communications guys and had gone in with them when the Iraq thing first started. Maybe the next time they will hang around so I can introduce myself.
February 6th, 2011
I REALLY want to see the parking job that would drive someone to such madness
February 6th, 2011
This looks like it belongs on Engrish.com!!!
I loved it.
February 6th, 2011
Just my thoughts….
As I read all the comments a lot of you commented on his bad spelling.
His only spelling error was the word Hay – should have been hey and he used the short form u instead of you as many of us do.
I am not condoning this as the words he used were quite rude and certainly uncalled for. But I guess sometimes people get so pissed off and just don’t know how to deal with their anger. You never know what the real reason was for setting him off.
February 6th, 2011
I wish you had stuck to your policy of not posting notes. At the very least, I wish you would have chosen a better headline for this item than “Hope U Get AIDS”.
The person is ignorant and can’t spell. I get it. But as an HIV positive person….I’m not laughing.
February 6th, 2011
Only four spelling errors !
There IS hope for our youth !!!
I’m so pleased our public schools aren’t allowed to fail the little darlings anymore.
February 6th, 2011
After the sh|t week I’ve had, reading this note and reading all of your comments made it all better ♥
Funny stuff!
February 6th, 2011
looks like it was written on 1 square. Sheryl Crow says thank you.
February 6th, 2011
Sorry my mistake – he forgot the g’s in the f word lol
so yes – quite a few mistakes. People are used to spelling incorrectly especially with the use of the computer. Everything is short form etc.
There are obviously more issues going on here than his spelling errors.
When people are angry they are not going to reread their angry letter to make
sure they are no spelling errors. He was definitely in a rage.
I hope this poor guy/girl feels better and happier today
February 6th, 2011
I am totally devastated that a picture of the author was not posted. Now my imagination will have to work overtime.
February 6th, 2011
I can’t help but wonder for the lack of punctuation in this note why did the author why did the author decided to put a period between P and S in the postscript.
February 6th, 2011
CANADIANBELLE
I think he got the spelling of Hay right. He’s probably from the South, and that is how it’s pronounced.
February 6th, 2011
Actually this wasn’t on a car in the Wal-Mart parking lot. It was taken off of Michelle Obama’s car at the White-House parking lot.
February 6th, 2011
HAHA gotta love the spelling. I am 100% sure a female (young) wrote it. In my experience only females call each other that particular vulgar name..LOL
February 6th, 2011
“Nothing gets someone’s attention like a good string of profanities. This message brought to you by the National Cursing Foundation. And remember our motto, ‘Go f(bleep) yourself.”
February 6th, 2011
did that once.back in the late 80′.me n a friend were out cruizin n went thru the theater parkin lot.there was a brand new 300z parked sideways takin up 4 prkin spots.we left a note that said–somewhere on your car is a 10inch scratch.next time,don’t park this way ! have a nice nite!!–we stuck around for a short while n they ended up comin out,2 women.the saw the note n ended up walkin all round their car foe half n hour lookin.hahahaha
February 6th, 2011
I wonder what they scribbled out immediately before the p.s., given that they saw fit to leave “c-nt” and “f-ckface” in the message.
February 6th, 2011
I love how at first this person writes the “p” in ps backwards and has to scratch it out.
February 6th, 2011
DEBKINS
Yes you could be right…LOL.
he could not fit his tractor in the spot and that just
sent him flying. hahaha
February 6th, 2011
the best one i ever saw was
this is your FIRST AND LAST notice park in my space again and you will wish you had been towed. this was from a stripper who got home at 3-4 in the morning this was posted on the window after she let the all of the air out of all his tires.
want to bet if she ever had that problem again from him !!!!!
February 6th, 2011
Yep thats New Hampshire for you…
February 6th, 2011
Wow, people. It’s a hate letter, not a love note or a letter to the editor or a job application. It doesn’t have to be spelled correctly to get his point across.
However, to be truly effective, the guy should of used his toilet paper for its intended purpose and left THAT on the offending car and not some silly rant. That would of pissed me off.
February 6th, 2011
I once knew a guy who parked his car wrong and sure enough ten years later BAM, herpies.
February 6th, 2011
Reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.
February 6th, 2011
@rich. it was meant as written sarcasm.
sarcasm; It is a sharp and often satirical
or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain.
(we be esplainin so yous don’t hafta axed me.)
February 6th, 2011
p.s.
my argument is still valid,
even if did you missed the
sarcasm.
February 6th, 2011
Probably a pissed off Patriots fan.
February 6th, 2011
There’s another line written on the back of the tissue which reads, “Oh…this was written on Charmin Plus Lotion…because I care about your comfort.”
February 6th, 2011
Well, he certainly has a very limited (and off-colurful) vocabulary. Probably as close to illiterate as you can get and still function. (And no, I’m not implying his parents weren’t married, although that’s a possibility, too. Not his fault…)
February 6th, 2011
Only in New Hampshire you see this kind of shit.. lol
February 6th, 2011
nice cursive handwriting. pun intended
February 7th, 2011
Someone had a baaaad day!
February 7th, 2011
What you DON’T know is that he wrote this out, and had 2 dozen copies made, which he keeps in his glovebox.
Right next to Roget’s Thesaurus.
Notes are a waste of time. Far better to leave a big loogie on the driver’s side door handle.
February 7th, 2011
Mixing Caps and lower case
Poor spelling
No punctuation…
I’m surprised this wasn’t written in poop!!
February 7th, 2011
Hay asshole? Ouch, kinda scratchy!
February 7th, 2011
“Hay asshole” — ouch, kinda scratchy!
February 7th, 2011
Looks like someone left a twelve unsupervised for too long. This is a GREAT example of why you aren’t supposed to leave your children unattended in a vehicle.
February 7th, 2011
Why leave such a stupid, impersonal note? Why not wait for the inconsiderate jerkoff to come out of the store, and when he/she gets to their car, whack-em over the head with a snow shovel?(appropriate for New Hampshire, right)
@RONTHEWOLFMAN
It wasn’t very smart for the stripper to threaten the guy, then vandalize his car while identifying herself as the owner of that parking space. She could’ve gotten more than she bargained for.
Just sayin. People nowadays are f’in crazy. Some idiots will shoot you just as soon as look at you.Remember people, guns don’t kill people, road-raging drivers do.
@LIBRA
Now thar’s revenge, LMFAO.
February 7th, 2011
Ok this is NOT typical NH, this is obviously someone from Maine who went to either Marshwood or Noble and the came to Scumerworth to avoid paying state taxes.
February 7th, 2011
HAY ASSHOLE! WTF!!!!!! aka welcome to facebook XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD USE IT ON YO FRIENDS
February 7th, 2011
Amazing how the curse words are spelled right, but the word “hey” (hay) is spelled wrong. I gots me a good edamacation.
February 7th, 2011
This note makes me ashamed to be from New Hampshire. This must be from the parts of the state that nobody wants to talk about.
February 8th, 2011
I envision a redneck wearing a NASCAR cap, mullet sporting, hog chain to wallet, done up motorcycle boot wearing to tight jeans moron writing this.
February 8th, 2011
Superglue the door locks, air caps, wiper blades and gas cap.
February 8th, 2011
So the last effenheimer just stands alone by itself?
February 8th, 2011
HAHAHA ok first of all this is the greatest thing on the website…and secondly I love how this person spells “hey” with an “a”…I mean clearly this is a very intelligent person…Oh and I also love the P.S. to restate the same thing the person has already said…this is like when a guy is mad at a chick and we want to argue but we didnt think of anything to say so we just start cursing…(If you dont get that…then you need to look up Dane Cook)
February 8th, 2011
…signed, “F%*&in’ Sincerely, Tony Montana”
February 8th, 2011
ive seen bad parking jobs and they wanna make me do something like this but id write “epic fail”
February 8th, 2011
This is the result of the “New Hampshire Advantage.” No sales tax and no income tax leaves very little money for public education. Thus this fine example of modern American literature.
And we probably have an encounter with two POW characters: the author and the lousy driver who provoked the note.
February 8th, 2011
@JESTLOOKIN
That’s a brash generalization to make about the public education in New Hampshire. I was born and raised in this state, as well as recieving a public education. I believe that I have at least a decent grasp on the english language. This was obviously a person from the part of the state where his cousin, mother and sister are all the same person.
February 9th, 2011
This is HILARIOUS!!
February 10th, 2011
I sure would of thought this person was from Arkansas!
February 10th, 2011
Spread the love!
February 10th, 2011
If your ‘ole man` left this note – he just might be a redneck! Ya think?!? Have a day!
February 10th, 2011
i like that he wrote a p.s. in there just to really drive the thought home. incase the reader didn’t understand it the first time the post script will surely clear up any misunderstanding.
February 11th, 2011
“I hope a cure for AIDS is developed and YOU can’t afford it.”
February 12th, 2011
It was probably some skanky white chick with a black guy and their car load of oreos!
February 12th, 2011
F in grammar and a D in penmanship
February 12th, 2011
as soon as i read this and before i read what state it was from i knew it had to come from somewhere in new england i just knew
February 13th, 2011
at first i thought this was written by a southie but there wasn’t enough f bombs for that
February 13th, 2011
Win. That is a win note. I approve of that note. Total f@%kin c@nt win.
February 13th, 2011
No doubt the letter writer was a 400 LB woman that was pissed off because the bad parker cost her some time in the parking lot en route to riding her scooter inside for cheetos and a tobey keith cd.
February 14th, 2011
I bet this guy won the New Hampshire state spelling bee.
February 15th, 2011
Notice how “aids” is lowercase. He didn’t mean “AIDS” he meant “aides”.
February 16th, 2011
you know, this could have been funnier if you actually showed the parking job.
February 16th, 2011
Wow, funny except the thing about AIDS. Poor judgment there!
February 19th, 2011
I love that he needed a P.S. to repeat himself and to hope the person gets Aids…as in Band? Idiot
February 20th, 2011
Obviously a well educated individual. Hay? hey? Hmmmm. dumbass. funny note otherwise
February 20th, 2011
This note must be from the Wal-Mart in Gorham NH.Peepil from up theyre don’t take to buk lernin so guud.
March 3rd, 2011
and by the time P.S. came up, he ran out of words in his daily vocabulary.
March 5th, 2011
should have stayed in school? and got on the prozac….
March 6th, 2011
I think my IQ just dropped 10 points. I also think some of my brain cells just committed mass suicide.
March 14th, 2011
his “ps.” was the same thing he said before it lmao
March 16th, 2011
This is what happens when two individuals inbreed in a walmart bathroom, their offspring writes notes like this
March 21st, 2011
Pondering…what’s this dude doing with TP so handy in his car?
Me thinks me mind is losing me EWWWYuk!
April 4th, 2011
@ you Wish It very well could have been someone from Maine. It couldn’t have been someone from Marshwood. It had to been someone from Trap academy, or Noble.
This note is great, really makes me think about how good are schools are doing for the children. I am so glad we pay our teachers 40-50,000 a year to teach our children how to read, write, and spell…….Shit I think I am going to back to school and become a teacher, what the hell was I thinking.
June 11th, 2011
because poor literacy is kewl!
July 2nd, 2011
should of taken a picture of your parking job to so we could see what this person was so pissed about!
July 9th, 2011
I wish it had been left on my cat i need toiletpaper to wipe my az. Hole cause i just got through fvckin while parking my car!
October 22nd, 2011
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