February 9th, 2011
Grandma Says
Since you look like a walking Simon Says toy does that mean I get to hit you in the color that lights up?
Louisiana
Grandma Says,
Since you look like a walking Simon Says toy does that mean I get to hit you in the color that lights up?
Louisiana
Grandma Says,
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The Amazing Techni-color Dream Coat!
February 9th, 2011
The Amazing Technicolor Dream coat!
February 9th, 2011
If I look at her too long, I think I will have a seizure!
February 9th, 2011
Looks like someone took a trip in 1968 and is still seeing “all the colors”
February 9th, 2011
What you don’t know is that those aren’t tights. those are tattoos.
February 9th, 2011
OMG!!! It’s Rainbow Bright’s crazy grandma!
February 9th, 2011
this is formal wear if you’re color-blind.
February 9th, 2011
Hey! So she’s a little eccentric. Lay off! I aspire to be just like her when I’m her age!
February 9th, 2011
When you’re that old, you’ve earned the right to wear whatever you want! Life is too short to be boring!
February 9th, 2011
No….just NO.
February 9th, 2011
That’s the problem with young people. ‘So uptight that they have no idea how to go out have fun and tell the rest of the world to kiss their ass. They have to worry about what everyone else thinks because they are all busy passing judgment on each other.. I hope that when I get to this woman’s age I have the balls that she apparently earned in this lifetime. Go Granny!!!!!
February 9th, 2011
That’s warning coloration: it means her bite is poisonous. Stay away!
February 9th, 2011
When you just can’t decide what color to wear…
February 9th, 2011
Its camo to blend into the graffiti in the inner cities .Granny needs all the protection she can against the scum and villainy
February 9th, 2011
The longer I look at it, the more I like it. She’s got a style of her own, and isn’t afraid to show it. I hope to be in the shape she is in when I get to be her age.
February 9th, 2011
Hey turn down your outfit. I can’t hear myself think.
February 9th, 2011
This way you can’t see how old she is.
February 9th, 2011
A clown with all its wrinkles showing.
February 9th, 2011
I had a kite that resembled her coat … unfortunately it got caught in some power lines.
February 9th, 2011
Ya, Christoff, and they cost me a week’s pay…..
February 9th, 2011
I like to wear bright colors and patterns too, but DANG!
Where does one purchase that much psychedelica? Let me know so I can burn it down.
February 9th, 2011
The comments used to be funny and now they’ve gotten mean spirited.
Lighten up (hit her – really???)
February 9th, 2011
I have been following this site for months and have gone back to see the old pictures from the start and I am constantly amazed on the variety of nitwits, weirdos, crazies and fashion disasters featured here. The USA is indeed a diverse society.
February 9th, 2011
Good grief, you have anger issues. Why would you want to hit this poor old lady for dressing funny? sheese.
February 9th, 2011
Was she one of the singers in DeeLight’s music video hit in 1990–”Grooves in the heart”? She looks like one of those people aged 20 years.
February 9th, 2011
ragin cagin
February 9th, 2011
Dilly, in what alternate universe have you been reading?
February 9th, 2011
its like one of those magic eye posters, if you stare long enough you might see a normal looking person
February 9th, 2011
granny looks fresh! ……lol….got the cool shoes and cool shades…
February 9th, 2011
shew, thot I was getting a color blind test at first…kept looking for the numbers
February 9th, 2011
They make her wear that so they can find her easily when she wanders off from the Home…..of course, they always check WalMart first!
February 9th, 2011
Not only is she stylin and profilin…she’s multi-taskin…she’s checking out her facebook on her Nano!
February 9th, 2011
I want to know if this outfit was sold as one garmet or if granny was awesome enough to put this together all by herself?
February 9th, 2011
maybe shes just really paranoid about walking in traffic. gotta make sure those drunk drivers can see you
February 9th, 2011
Poor Gramma, looks like she stopped in the city and some thugs robbed and spray painted grafitti all over her!
February 9th, 2011
All of her clothes in her closet are like this. That way she don’t ever have to worry that one part of her outfit will clash with another….
February 9th, 2011
Granny was an extra in 1984′s movie “Breakin’.”
February 9th, 2011
I wish she was my grammy!!
February 9th, 2011
At least she is color coordinated and the clothing fits her…. this could be soooooooooooooo much worse !!
You go grandma !!
February 9th, 2011
Owes! That outfit clashes with itself!!
February 9th, 2011
Is that a Blacklight lightbulb in her cart?
February 9th, 2011
Ok.. her grand kids came over with new markers and no coloring books. Yeah.. that’s it!
February 9th, 2011
i wish i was rad like her =(
February 9th, 2011
Looks as if the cartoon character “Maxine” has come to life!
February 9th, 2011
At least theres no butt crack….or hanging gut……or crap stains…..or twenty other disgusting things people are not ashamed to show. Show your colors lady!
February 9th, 2011
“Once a hippie, always a hippie.”
February 9th, 2011
Now I’ve got a migraine. Thanks, Grandma!
February 9th, 2011
One time I went to the circus with my school. maybe she used to work for the circus.
February 9th, 2011
February 9th, 2011
she’s taking the matchy-matchy thing wayyyyyyy too far
February 9th, 2011
She’s having delusions of starring in a TLC video circa 1990.
February 9th, 2011
OMG, when I first glanced at it I thought there were twins dressed alike!!
February 9th, 2011
i kind of like it because:
A. she’s dressed in clothes that cover her appropiately.
B, there’s nothing disgusting “hanging out”.(thank god)
C. there are no thongs visible.
(with a thong, there are age & size limits ! )
D. with all those colors, this litlle old lady is just making
a statement, & she says hey, i’m still alive, but since i am
old & frail, here i am, please don’t run me over.
however i do agree, her “hipster” interpretation, is a bit
psychedelic. but compared to some of the “other”stuff we’ve seen,
it just makes for a good giggle, & not a gag.
February 9th, 2011
Prototype for Alzheimer’s patient wear. Never get lost again.
February 9th, 2011
I swear I had those exact pair of leggings back in 1992!
February 9th, 2011
Partridge Family Music Bus. That’s all I got, that’s all I can think of.
February 9th, 2011
behold: lady gaga in 60 years.
February 9th, 2011
it’s lisa frank!! hey, lisa, i’m a huge fan… i had all your posters from the 90′s.
February 9th, 2011
You go Granny!!!!!!!!!
I mean really granny, GO !!!!!!!!!
February 9th, 2011
If I did drugs this is what I imagine my Grandma would look like.
February 9th, 2011
MC Ethel in da HIZZZLE!!!!!!!
February 10th, 2011
“Gramma, I’ll bet you $20 that you wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit.”
“Well, grandson, pay up!”
February 10th, 2011
ok for you all that need the explination of the hitting thing: its a reference to a toy okay…! OMG…if you cant understand the caption, please dont over react to it. Granny is stylin!
February 10th, 2011
Dragonfish, re your # C. : Take a look around just the recent pics here. Have you already forgotten the guy with the hot pink one?? And the one on the cart!!
February 10th, 2011
it’s really sad when old people are forgotten or negelected. they sometimes resort to wearing loud bright clothes, just for a little attention. quite sad really….
February 10th, 2011
Grandma loves to get her freak on!
Go granny!
February 10th, 2011
After seeing what so many old women wear, I would like to high-five this hot mess. Her glamor is not limited to just ONE color. Oh no no no…she’s keeping the eye moving so you see ALL of them.
WORK!
February 10th, 2011
This has got to be a relative of Richard Simmons!!!
February 11th, 2011
leave it to a jew to wear clothes from the 80s because they can still fit in them
February 11th, 2011
Joan Rivers stopped over the other night and we dropped some acid but she wandered off before we came down. Bummer.
February 12th, 2011
I dont know if I’m more horrified or ashamed. But I had a pair of those exact same leggings…20 years ago.
February 12th, 2011
I thought “I’d hit her” means to “hit on” her, or to talk with her and try to make friends with her and see if she will let you sleep with her?, to let her know that you like her?, and that you find her attractive?
February 13th, 2011
I wish this was my grandma! She probably just doesn’t want to let go of the crazy trips she had back in her day. And I think she’s awesome!
February 13th, 2011
Good for her!!! She’s awesome!
February 13th, 2011
THIS is a hippie people!!!! not those ravers/cybergoths in one of the pics after this
February 15th, 2011
so thats what happened to the wardrobe from ” the fresh prince of bel air”
February 16th, 2011
I WANT THOSE PANTS!
February 16th, 2011
Looks like she’s been shopping at the Juniors section in JC Penneys. She probably likes house music and popping oxy’s and going for long drives with a mix cd her BFF made her.
February 17th, 2011
Preeetty sure I had those EXACT same leggings when I was a little kid in the early 90′s. If I had a pair now, I’d totally wear them.
February 19th, 2011
Gagas Grandma.
February 22nd, 2011
OMG! A Peter Max poster come to life!
February 23rd, 2011
Out of respect for the elderly, this pic shouldn’t have been posted.
March 7th, 2011
I didn’t know Fran Fine’s grandma from The Nanny was still alive. How about that!!!
March 15th, 2011
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE WOMAN WHO PLAYED GRANDMA YETTA ON THAT SHOW “THE NANNY”.
April 12th, 2011
You go, Granny. Do your thing and give the fashionistas the sagely middle finger.
August 13th, 2011
Colorful granny. Awesome. I think the pattern on her pants would make a cool pattern for china dinnerware. How about it Rosenthal/Versace?
November 9th, 2011
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